>>37604008
It's funny when short people get angry. Does anyone else agree?
>>37604041
t. manlet
>>37604044
Manny the manlet respond t. Im 7'12
>>37604044
Only a manlet such as yourself would not agree that it's funny when short people get angry.
This thread is off to a good start lads
>>37604101
only manlets laugh when other manlets get angry
>>37604008
this is litterally only when you tell her your height otherwise you wont be able to tell the difference for a 5'11 guy
Fat hate thread is ok, this is not. Plenty of men under 5'10 could kick your ass OP.
>>37604252
I'd like to see them try. My wife's boyfriend is a pretty big guy and protects us.
>>37604252
Found the manlet.
>Plenty of men under 5'10 could kick your ass OP.
Doubt it.
>>37604349
>my wife's boyfriend
Lel
>>37604350
You're truly an idiot if you doubt there's guys under 5'10 could fuck your shit up. Floyd Mayweather being one of them. Given that you're on 4chan right now you definitely aren't a UFC fighter or anything serious. Some random shit poster confirmed.
>>37604396
ya i could fgt manlet bich
>>37604349
Same. Do our wives have the same boyfriend?
When will they learn bros?
Chad will kill you, OP
>>37604439
Guarantee a little person made this.
>>37604439
last pic caught me off guard
>tfw when 5'9
>good job great girlfriend
>friends and family
>22 and own a home
>just found out my novel is getting published
>making more progress at the gym than I thought was possible
I will never be 6'0+ and no matter how well things go for me I will never feel good enough.
>why live?
>>37604610
I am a 6'4 manager at wendys who makes 11 inches per year and has a $250,00
>>37604008
This is the only funny one I've seen.
>>37604649
Lolololilililikilolol!
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet; goes to show how retarded all of you are.
6'0'' = 5'12''
>>37604914
Hey there summerfriend.
>>37604966
I've been here longer than you, summerfriend.
Also, you pointing out "a summer" doesn't make superior, just makes you look like someone who's trying to fit in with the cool kids. Faggot.
>>37605010
Didn't mean to trigger you summerdyel.
>>37605039
>image.jpg
>actually having an image like that posted
You reek of a 15 year old fatty
>>37605099
>he can't afford an iPhone
>>37605099
>you will never be this new again
Feels bad man.
>wake up and be 181cm (5'11.3")
>get down to 179cm (10.5") by the evening
>tfw a half-manlet
Was so close to making it past the cutoff
>>37606796
Same exact height here. 181cm when I wake up and down to 179cm by 4-5pm.
>>37606936
Awww look at the little guy, he's got a big boy truck.
>>37606936
don't be a stereotype.
>>37606957
What? So if you are small you are only allowed to drive small cars ?
>>37604112
This is just so so unfair.
>>37606888
hopefully we'll gain a few cms and make it
>>37604008
>>37607507
Well you will just have to use a stack of phone books to reach the steering wheel, so yes a small car would probably be best.
>>37604396
Not that guy, but heres my take:
short guys are generally laughable but they have a few things going for them
1) agility - they can usually move faster than a big guy unless they're a fatty
2) lower centre of gravity
3) small, so harder to grapple/throw
4) they tend to have that "short man complex" anger that can lead to them beresking out.
5) they fight like women. Not saying there's anything such as rules in a fight, but women and short guys tend to be more vicious e.g. hair pulling, nail scratching and biting, balls kicking, etc.
Of course all this becomes irrelevant once you get a decent hit or two in and fracture their tiny bones and/or their massive ego, but you might take a few hits getting there.
I've pretty much been doing muay thai and wrestling since the age of 6. I'm 24 now. That being said, here's a tale from two years ago.
>work at shitty "high-end" department store
>manager is a 5 foot nothing manlet with a complex
>walks around with his chest and arms out, like he's some hot shit buff guy
>tries to assert his dominance
>no one takes him seriously because his height
>the store manager towers over him, even when she's not wearing heels
>shits on him and shuts him down every second
>I get along with her
>associates make short jokes about him and roasts him behind his back
>he catches wind of it
>funny and sarcastic loveable asshole gets into an argument with manlet
>makes a funny
>I give a sensible chuckle
>manlet turns red
>puffs his chest out and tries to get into my face, but his head barely reaches my chest
>I stand my ground and just tell him it was funny
>*angry manlet noises*
>he tries to push me
>catch my balance with my left foot
>I tell him if he puts his hands on me again, I'm defending myself
>he swings at me
>stop his wide ass swing with my arm
>put my right hand on his face and smash him into a fragrance bay
>he rushes at me
>I kick his left leg and watch him fall forward
>security stops the fight
After that, I pretty much got fired. They claimed I was using excessive force, but I got a new job in about a week anyway.
Later a friend of mine said a video of one of my old tournament fights was circulating around the store. I'm guessing one of my buds shared it with employees of the store after he heard what happened. They say the manlet shat himself when he saw/heard about what I can really do.
Fuck manlets.
>>37608977
I don't come to this board often, but I don't get it. What does this story have to do with the manager being short? Does the term "manlet" just equate to "short man syndrome"? Sounds like the dude was just a crazy person.
Is there a difference between a manlet and a short guy?
>>37608977
What's with store managers being little angry manlets.
>be 14, 6'4 superskelly (9 years ago)
>working in shitty general store
>managers some 5ft fat fuck
>guy comes through to buy a newspaper
>i press 2 buttons on the cash reg and ring him up
>takes less than 3 seconds like it fucking should (its 8am this guys in a rush for work like everyone else)
>fat fuck manager comes puffin down the stairs running at me
>"you didn't ring him up! he didn't pay for that!" *heaves*
>"yeah i did cunt so dont come smacking ur obese gums at me"
Didn't actually say that last part but if anyone asks just say i did. Anyway thanks for reading my story!
>>37604008
>Manlet hate
Why do you hate people for something they can't change? It's not like they have a shitty and irresponsible lifestyle like fat people.
