Lads, what can I do to not be perceived as a blockhead by society simply because I lift?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1a-bf7nVfQ
>>37600543
Wear a monocle and carry a large quantum physics textbook with you at all times.
>engineer at google, graduated from the best uni's in the world
>everyone assumes i'm a meathead because i'm swole
>>37600543
Not be a blockhead. You can't change first impressions, but everything after that is up to you.
>>37600543
Speak another language
Be nice to people and avoid talking about your physique/training
god damn it, the voice is annoying
>>37600592
You're missing the best part of that story - the great reveal where you blow everybodys' minds at a party by playing some jazzy-ass piano on the owner's keys and become the center of attention, where you then reveal not only your beautiful artistic side, but your level of education.
Or at least the more likely scenario where you're talking to a girl who dismissed you as a meathead and you tell her what you do and where you went to school.
"so like whats up with the biceps"
>>37600543
>>/fa/
Dress well.
>>37600543
the fck is she trying to prove?
>>37600596
This.
It's probably the easiest way to show that you are not a total idiot, and actually have some value as a human being.
>>37600739
She proved she's a vapid cunt.
She wants him so bad but she knows he would never take her
>>37600892
>mention gf top get """reporter""" to stop hitting on me
>she starts asking about if I'd leave her
Fucking roasties leave me beeeeeeee
How can I unlock Chad mode, brehs?
>>37602284
Nice smile, casual hair(looks good but doesn't look like you care), great jaw line
>>37600543
>Everything about that video
Please let an asteroid wipe out humanity.
Please
>>37600543
The same thing pretty girls do to convince society they're not just mindless bimbos to be stared at. Do something amazing and let your actions speak louder than anything else. If you cannot do anything amazing, than maybe you are just a stupid bimbo
>>37602364
>>37600694
>people socialization
>normal conversation
this is how I know you guys are basement dwellers
>>37600543
don't wear bro tanks and use the word bro all the time. Just be yourself. First impressions are important but not as important as a lasting impression.
>>37602485
There was once a time when that wasn't normal conversation.
There was a time when people didn't say the word "bro" every god damn sentence.
please get this chick a dick before she gets on her knees and starts sucking random guys in front of that gym
>>37600543
people that make those kind of assumptions are just trying to justify themselves most of the times anyway
>>37600543
Lift more.
llol that question in the end if your boyfriend girlfriend get fat would you still be attracted to her. Of course you fucking wouldn't. That shit is children talk its probably whats enabling some people to become and stay lard asses.
Damn she practically raped that one good looking guy. He should press charges
You should be aiming for the complete opposite.
>over last two years try be less analytic and more spontaneous in social situations
>try blurt things out without hesitating and make jokes that some people in room might not find funny
>people enjoy my company a lot more now
>>37600543
Everyone in this video is dyel mode I don't get it
Be Jim Stapani.
she wanted that manlet's cock so bad
>>37602284
Do all americans wear veneers?
Her voice is so fucking annoying.
>>37600663
>>37600543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqVgtLQ7qM
>>37603211
This. Worst type of female voice possible.
Wear science T-shirts. I have one with the molecule capsacin on it that I love to wear, plus various other nerdy tees and shit.
>>37600578
Also this. Just generally act like somebody with some intelligence and you'll be fin.
>>37603342
Fug I mean capsaicin. Fuck my life.
>>37602284
Goddamn, he's handsome as fuck.
that whole channel is clickbait you guys know right?
my friend writes articles for them. it's owned by VICE
>>37602812
I would. I don't think you understand how lonely, sad and desperate some of us are
>>37603342
you are such a loser
>>37600543
THAT VOICE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37602284
He's so fucking cute
>>37600694
Fucking normies
no sleeveless shirts, ever.
>>37603142
Fuck no, only the wealthy people and celebs
>>37600596
>>37600743
>Its yet another americans think speaking a second language is a sign of intelligence post
>my face when people think im some autistic genius
>im just autistic and they watched too many movies
>>37600543
>Muscles.exe not found
they're all dyel wtf
>her posture
>her wardrobe
>her constantly whine
what is wrong with this girl
>>37600710
>/fa/
>dressing like you come from an anorexic sex dungoen
pick both
>>37600543
Have hobbies other than lifting
Probably shouldn't do what I did and learn to sew, it's not particularly attractive, but now I have nice clothes that fit my huge things without paying out of the ass for it. So really who won.
>>37600543
I usually just carry my Google ID card
>>37604823
it is tho
https://www.britishcouncil.org/voices-magazine/does-being-bilingual-make-you-smarter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_advantages_of_bilingualism
>>37600543
I had an epiphany watching this. She doesn't understand someone enjoying "working out" because to her that only means cardio. People do cardio to get hot, sweaty, and exhausted. Her only objective in the gym is to make herself feel bad. No wonder she hates it.
>>37605055
>study fails to replicate
>>37605003
That just makes you a "brogrammer."
>Don't tell everyone about your workout routines and protein intake when they never asked.
>Have hobbies that aren't workout-related.
>Take 3 semesters of calculus and physics.
not hard dude
>>37600543
If you play guitar, you are automatically considered "complex" by grills
>>37605191
bingo
>>37605486
No you're not lol
>>37605486
t.someone who only hangs out with plebs
I bet you were that guy who is only able to strum chords and used to play wonderwall on the quad every day
>>37605451
>Take 3 semesters of calculus and physics
why
so you can tell people you once took those three semesters to appear smart? what the fuck
Am I the only one who thinks getting called 'meathead' by strangers is actually a pretty good compliment?
On first impressions, a big part is wearing something a meat head wouldn't wear. Honestly, wearing something with a real collar, even a short sleeved polo or henley pushes you away from "dumb lunk" by a fair bit.
Someone in a tailored button down in a casual cloth, with tailored chinos or slacks, with leather captoe shoes would have to be shaped like Wealthy Harspichrod to even have a chance as coming off as a lunk.
>>37605588
desu physics 101 (mechanics) does explain a lot about the world you live in and helps you develop a deeper understanding of various phenomena you see/experience every day. Calculus is just a requirement for a proper course in physics.
Just going around telling people you took calc/physics is just as moronic as going around telling people you consume X calories per day or something.
>>37605649
yeah you're a dumbass dude, chances are you don't lift and dress like something /fa/ suggested for you to wear (when they were clearly fucking with you)
>>37600675
This is the saddest most delusional /r9k/ post I've seen all day.
> fitter than much of the population
> civil engineering graduate
> you care about your physical health so you must be uneducated :^)
Successful, popular and happy people just continue to become more successful, popular and happy. He's a jock, so he must be an idiot mentality is just crabs in a bucket from undesirable losers.
>>37605191
Plenty of people enjoy cardio. She probably just doesn't know any exercise that she enjoys so she applys that to everyone. I.e. she thinks all people must hate any and every type of exercise.
>>37607543
yeah.
The answer, OP, is to start associating with a better class of people. There are those who will be happy for your success. They're rarer and tend to be more successful, so you'll have to seek them out instead of taking the company of whoever's near you.
Wear glasses.
>>37600543
I kind of wish a girl would interview me and put me in one of these videos.
>So what do you like about lifting?
>Say "It's the only thing I enjoy in my life." as I walk off with a sad look
>>37608615
>What's the worst gift you ever received
>My life
>just got my PharmD
>started lifting about a year ago, still DYEL according to /fit/ but stronger than average gymgoer according to symmetric strength and definitely stronger than average american
My plan is to get huge as fuck and scare customers away so I don't have to talk to them. Still got a long ways to go but I'm working on it.
>>37605673
No it doesn't. It explains the ideally inelastic collisions of two perfectly point-like particles without friction in one dimension. That's literally the farthest you can get from "explaining the real world"
>>37602463
I am curious to know what bimbo actually means, cause in my language this word means 'nipple'
>>37600592
I'm glad for you anon. You are winning at life ;__;
>>37609490
Close enough.
>>37600543
Who cares?
>>37605055
Clearly you've never completed highschool and never learned how to conduct scientific research.
>>37605301
Get out of here Moot.
>>37600543
>I don't consider myself really good looking
>Really? Really? Really?
10 seconds in and I'm already cringing
>>37609490
M-magyarbreh?
>>37605619
It is if you are actually ugly, at least you're ugly with muscles
>>37600543
>Tries to make a video about shallow muscular brahs
>Ends up being the only shallow bitch between normal level-headed guys
Never change, Vice.
>>37610224
Hungary LEAVE
don't wear super fit tight clothes or wifebeaters, don't talk about your diets, proteines and going to the gym, dont flex or pose for photos and don't give your body more importance than it has
>>37603211
That vocal fry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txSSO4VglMI
>>37602284
die, be born again as chad
>>37602284
Not a Chad
Honestly thought he was gay until he mentioned girlfriend.
>>37602604
I never saw an intelligent post with that image attached
>>37613077
projecting
>>37603142
retard
>>37613051
Yeah thanks for making me concious of that. Now i will never be able to ignore it.
Protip: You need to look like you lift first before that happens.
Every single person I seen on this fucking /fit/ wouldn't be considered a blockhead.
>>37600592
How's Google? I live on the east coast but have a connection that could possibly get me an interview in the future. I've heard it can be stressful. Is that true?
>>37600543
If you dress like a meathead you'll be perceived as such, easy as that, wearing nice clothes and perhaps even glasses will make you seem educated and attractive
>>37600654
/thread
Unless you're leaving humanity behind this is all
>>37609490
Notice the context you fucking dumbass
Wear glasses. I'm not kidding.
>>37604894
This.
Back a year or so ago when I started getting into fitness I started going to /fa/ too for some advice because I wanted to turn my life around.
Turns out they are clueless autists.
>>37608994
fundamentals are still the same dumbass. you must have had a shitty professor not had taken the course(s) seriously. Your fault desu senpai
>>37602284
That guy is not a Chad in any way, shape, or form.
Look at that happy smile and that earnest look in his eye. Dude is attractive and confidant, but the personality isn't right. I can imagine that fucker playing with kittens.
He's too cute for Chad mode.
>>37617071
Yeah I know what you mean. /fit/ is not my main board and I came looking for fitness tips since I signed up for muay thai, but when I got here all the threads I see are:
>what exercises do I do if I want a gf?
>can we get thread where we share stories about times we left our house and females made eye contact with us?
>manlet/fat-shaming threads
>little-to-know threads related to fitness apart from SS shit
turns out this board is full of clueless autists too.
>>37600543
fuck this pointless vain shit
>>37600543
Get a ph.d. Normies will think you're a rocket scientist even if it's a shitty social science degree. Pepper your vocabulary with smart sounding words but follow them with some choice curse words or slang so you don't come off too intellectual. It's what I do anyway.
>>37617082
>fundamentals are still the same dumbass
>this is what engineers believe
Hilarious.
>>37617226
I want to curb stomp you you fucking fairy faggot
>>37617242
But I'm not gay. How about you go fuck yourself.
What happened anon? You have a prof fail you last semester and still feel butt hurt over it?
>>37600592
Then gets on 4chan and lies about being said things
>study chemical engineering
>work at an office job related to my field
>On top of being fluent in French, learning German
>Read books daily
>>37617290
You type like an incredible fucking faggot, like I'm talking unbelieveable levels of gay here, Liberace farting on Elton John's dick is less gay than that post. You're even worse than your average PHD retard
>>37617104
You forgot to say no homo
>>37600675
>tfw no special talents and a college drop out
>>37617125
>what exercises do I do if I want a gf?
kekd
>>37605191
>he doesn't enjoy getting hot, sweaty and exhausted
shit's satisfying as fuck, cardio is got tier
>>37615504
Don't fall for the glasses meme
who cares
>>37617770
you, thanks for the bump ;)
