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Haven't seen one for some while, so /fit/ humor thread.
>>37586401
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your one rep maxes
>>37586424
B T F O
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>>37586439
lol
>>37586401
if i wanted some humor i'd ask for a current pic of you
>>37586401
That thread is still going faggot
>>37586424
Lame meme honestly
anybody have the old STAIRS, LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE comic?
>>37586964
>>37587006
>>37586541
>>37586541
360 degrees points you in the exact same direction
>>37587762
no shit
>>37586424
we're not doing this anymore are we
>>37587768
baited softly
>>37587790
have another (you) tb h
>>37587762
fucking summer normies
gtfo
can someone post all those images where the feels guy is sitting in his dorm, wearing a hoody, drinking protein shake ... that's just 1, but there are more.
>tfw on a 1500 calorie deficit but gaining weight
>>37588906
2/2
>>37588911
fuck man that really sucks. It is probably time to admit that its down to genetics and LOVE your body as it is; beautiful : )
>>37587762
i hate you
>>37587029
Is that Luke rockhold
>>37588911
>Wii golf
My sides.
>>37588906
>>37588911
kekked so fucking hard
>>37590044
Lol
>>37586528
>mfw that anon is programming himself in what looks like Lisp
>mfw he is emacs
>>37588937
>LMAO1JAP
gets me every time
>>37587762
google moonwalk and moonwalk the fuck out of here, normie
>>37586964
>>37587006
>>37587015
What is this shit?
>>37588911
>>37588906
>full 16 hours of golf
Making it
>>37590557
jesus christ
>>37587762
Pls go.
>>37587762
Welcome to 4chan newfriend
>>37586464
Honestly, what is really lame is your one rep max for your over head press.
>>37587768
>>37587855
>>37589219
>>37591445
>>37592092
>>37592137
I think you giys fell for it.
>>37586528
this post is perfect in every way. my sides are gone. omfg it will never get old.
>>37588911
Fucking KEK
>>37586401
>>37592315
>>37592315
More /fit/ info
>>37592269
le "twas a laborite ruse" meme. gtfo newfag
>>37592346
This is all legit BTW
>>37592328
>>37592399
>>37590044
Why was the sport dick part so funny?
>>37586424
Every time
>>37592416
>>37592139
i fucking love /fit/. threads like this just make my day.
>>37592382
bro why u posting my routine
>>37592430
>>37592457
posting one of the rarest SIR comics.
>>37592457
>my joints hurt
every fucking time man.
>>37592464
>>37592476
The original, the crossfit one, also had 'my joints hurt'.
>>37592486
Rarest of the rare - the shake weight amazon study.
>>37592382
>Not doing dips with the weights hanging from your balls
>>37592535
>>37590044
GOLD
>>37592551
>>37592565
>>37592589
The old days of /fit/ and /hm/ being one board were glorious.
Blue board /fit/ is boring and shit.
>>37586424
HOLY KEK MY FUCKIN SIDES YOU STUPID NIGGER I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE
X---DDDDDDDDD
>triggered t.bh
>>37586439
I'm surprised standing in damn squat this crazy
I'm not the God rack for shit
>>37592639
Does this trigger you too, sissy boy?
How does it feel to be weak as shit?
>>37587762
/reddit/
>>37587015
literal kek
>>37587790
>>37587762
>>37587768
>>37587799
(you)
>>37587762
Summer please leave
>>37588911
Kek
>>37592486
how to fix lordosis /fit/?
>>37592631
fucking kek
Does anyone have that pic with Buu from DBZ showing the various types of bulking and cutting? Can describe more if necessary.
Pic related to my life
>>37593015
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>>37593049
>>37592950
How is this related to your life
>>37592346
>Pepper your angus
Got me
>>37593075
>>37593091
I have a small dick
>>37587762
Reverse memed
>>37593097
>>37593099
Is that your gf in the message?
>>37593117
>>37593134
No. I have had girls tell me that "it's fine" and "it doesn't matter" but I have measured my dick and it is objectively lower-average (around 5").
Now do you have the Majin Buu pic or not?????
>>37593153
>>37593174
>>37592631
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>>37593252
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>>37593117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9YBoSsr_Ac
>>37593091
His gf has a small dick
>>37592609
That's too real.
>>37590044
TOP. KEK.
>>37592609
happy 28th birthday anon
>>37593280
>>37593386
>>37593399
>>37593420
>>37592382
I am literally crying because this was so funny
>>37593462
>>37588906
In all seriousness, what is this app?
>>37592416
The ペニスis a nice touch
>>37590557
this anon knows what's right
>>37593462
>>37593434
>>37593620
>>37593631
>>37593643
>>37586906
I was there
>>37593652
>>37593772
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>>37592537
as a canadian, this is so accurate to me, minus the track pants
>>37593805
bump. keep it coming. i just got back from a workout and love this.
>>37593857
>>37593960
Does anyone else hear Rich's voice in your head telling you to put more scoops when you're scooping?
>be dyel, decide to read the /fit/ sticky and get in shape
>try squatting with a gas container on my shoulders weighing about 25 lbs
>do 30 reps
>next day my legs hurt
This was yesterday. Thought the story was fitting for this thread.
I should maybe start lifting.
>>37594050
>4
>gas container
nigga buy some weights. home gym master race reporting in. spent about $100 for a bar, 100 lbs, and a bench. good started package.
>>37586424
If I wanted to hear a joke I'd ask about your life.
>>37593395
>Swolileo
completely missed opportunity
>>37593989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqQicrQfb1E
>>37594205
>GAL-ILEO
>SWOL-ILEO
No
>>37593399
Dude looks like Cole Hauser
>>37593532
deez
>African American
>because all niggers are American niggers right?
>>37594147
>>37593791
damn that was elaborate
>>37592464
What is Marceline even doing
>>37594011
i hear infinite elgintensity's impression of Rich's voice
>>37593532
MyFitnessPal
>>37592243
>15kg bar
>2 x 10kg
>2 x 5kg
>2 x 2.5kg
paaaathetic.
>>37587762
>mfw this is also b8 these days
>>37586528
>uuummmm
>>37593117
i lost it
Came to save this thread.
Your welcome.
>>37595518
I actually saw a couple guys doing barbell flies a couple days ago.
>>37588906
>>37588911
I just sharted and spit water all over my keyboard reading this
fuck
>>37588937
>LMAO1JAP
Nigga mah sides.
>>37590557
>creatine
Fucking weirdo
>>37590557
i am unsure how to react to this
>>37594848
hopping?
>>37594011
>>37594011
Every time.... I think it might be an omen.
>>37593386
Kek
>>37592537
>>37592565
>>37592595
It's not too late.... Maybe I can join a war or die on a mountain
>>37586541
Yeah if u turned 360 u'd have powerwalked ur cock into her mouth ayyyy
>>37588930
DEVILISH
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>>37595041
Don't worry brah Bakki still made it, even if he did lift babby weight at 13 years old.
>>37594147
>I penetrade your angus
>>37590721
So that's what op amps look like in nature.
>>37593791
That was smooth.
>>37593976
/fit/
>>37592631
looks more like /b/
>>37600118
its from when /fit wasnt blue
God the summer faggotry in this thread is insane
>>37596909
funny. that was a good one.
isnt it? omfg >>37600655
>>37592504
Reminds me of something oglaf would do
>>37593805
Pretty sure i saw a JAV of that recently.
>>37587762
>mfw when newfags
>>37587762
No it doesn't, 720 degrees is the full rotation.
>>37592537
So the embodiment of /fit/ is just a Canadian in December?
>>37592356
cringe
>>37597096
>4 pills
>>37592382
It's time to move on from 3.5e son
>>37588906
omg, lost my ficking shit. This is totally my roomie. And he calls it all gains. Then he drinks some protein shit and goes to the gym. Afterwards he asks me why he can't get a flat stomach.
My sides
>>37587762
Turn 360 degrees and go back to funnyjunk idort
>>37590044
Why is this so funny also nice sport dubs
>>37593399
This shit is so niche
>frig off Ricky!
>>37603634
kek
>>37595536
I don't get it.
>>37603634
>no zesty mordant
![Ichigo Mashimaro encore - Ep01 [Kirakira] [26468830].mkv_snapshot_01.17_[2013.10.10_07.31.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rDlgimJ.jpg "Ichigo Mashimaro encore - Ep01 [Kirakira] [26468830].mkv_snapshot_01.17_[2013.10.10_07.31.12].jpg")
>>37590557
>creatine
Hello, police?
>>37593434
>feel my arcane might
holy fucking shit kek thank you
>>37603634
>no diet coke
>>37603634
>no Chicken sticks
>>37589958
yo what game is that? original DOOM?
>>37592399
I don't get it
>>37594920
Good fucking morning God damnit
>>37603917
What is wrong with creatine?
>>37603634
>no Hot Pocketsâ„¢
>>37593805
>>37600922
>>37605795
You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat ALL OF THESE EGGS.
>>37593532
grinder
>>37594526
but he was mediocre, dead at 22 should tell you a big fucking red flag for mediocreness
>>37588937
>>37591397
>>37595771
>lmao1jap
yeah that one is great
>>37594848
>>37597001
Floating is her cardio
>>37593462
This shit always gets me.
>>37593252
My sides
>>37592356
newfag right here
>>37588911
>8 straight hours of wii golf
Haven't kekked like that in ages.
Just remembered this from a few years ago and thought it might be worth sharing
>be me 18 going to college
>7.5-8/10 face, athletic build, decently nice person
>heresthecatch.jpg literally autistic
>high functioning to the point where only my immediate family and doctors know
>most people just write it off as "eccentric"
>have to sit through several orientation seminars where they talked about how consent works
>got that shit memorized
fast forward a couple weeks
>hooking up with legit 9/10. making out in my bed, she's touchin ma wiener
>both 100% naked
>stop completely and kind of sit up
>ask her in a very serious voice "would you like to have sex?"
>she laughs awkwardly and says yes
>Ok.
>get out of bed, find condom in desk, get back in bed and fuck her
>do this same exact thing at least half a dozen times over the next two weeks until she tells me that it's weird and that I should stop asking her that
you learn something new everyday
>>37607776
had a kek, good for you
>>37601388
s-scooby is that you?
>>37587762
You must be new here. See, here in /fit/, we're so goddamn big and swole that it actually takes us twice as many degrees to turn around.
>>37605513
It might as well be a goddammed Schedule II controlled substance
>>37595645
Heck, if barbell getups can be a thing, I guess barbell flies can be a thing too
>>37608112
The purpose of get ups is full body balance and coordination. Hence using something that would challenge that would make sense. Flys are an iso exercise to target a specific muscle.
>inb4 le autism xDD
If you're going to try to be funny at least don't be ignorant.
>>37607776
>bitch soaking wet
>all alone with just you
>opening legs
>touching your pee-pee
>still doubting if she wants to have sex
GEE ANON I DONT KNOW
>>37605795
I think I can fap to this.
>>37608112
I think I can fap to this
>>37603634
What app is this?
>>37608310
Myfitnesspal
>>37608155
>taking it this seriously
>>37608316
Thanks
>>37608112
that looks like Crossfit weight. That is not an oly bar at all. the outside plates look like literal foam rubber. how much is that actually?
>WHY can you never see plate numbers in these fucking pics
>>37607776
i laughed until i realized this is how i lost my virginty.
>17, drunk and high as fuck at party
>party dying down, people leaving
>feel tired, too drunk to drive, lay down on couch
>girl lays down with me, becomes my little spoon
>never talked to this girl before hand, don't even know her name
>naturally start feeling her up
>blatantly say "i want to have sex with you"
>she says "haha what? ok."
>we're the only ones in the room, she puts a condom on my dingus and starts riding me
>can't feel anything, but i can tell she's heavier than she should be
>try to focus through drunk haze, see a large gut
>audibly say "what the fuck"
>tell her to get off me
>she asks why and keeps riding me
>drunk strength pelvic thrust her off me, roll over, and pass out
>in the morning host comes downstairs and asks why i have my bare ass showing and a condom on my flaccid dick
>i'm just as confused as he is
>take a rip of my bong, pack it up, and head to work
>later that day at work and memory is coming back, tell my coworker and boss the story as it's coming back to me
>we all lol and i'm the butt of jokes about losing virginity to a fat girl but i don't mind because i'm lonely and i appreciate being part of a group.
i have no idea why i shared all this. im just coming out of a workout sesh and im lightheaded and just dazed.
>>37603716
He fucking destroyed the room
What's not to get
>>37603716
He fucked up his ceiling with a power rack he can't even use because it's so close to the wall
>>37608156
Literally autistic senpai
>>37593170
Psst asshole, 99% dont give a fuck unless ur shit in bed. Git confidence faggot and go get dem gains.
Heh
>>37609374
At least it knows it's own shame
>>37609374
The most disturbing thing about this, is that it's their real trip, too. I hope they're okay.
>>37609969
I made it, it's a shop. The thread was real, it just wasn't trappy.
>>37609979
That's good to know. I like the banter that goes on here but christ if she were actually like that it would be very shitty.
Great shoop btw, my blind ass couldn't even tell. Also chuckled a little at it, not gonna lie.
