So you can choose any trainer in the world to coach you for 1 year. They'll train you seriously with patience even though you're completely athletically inept.
Teddy atlas no doubt
>>37585168
will they give me roids and recommended dosages?
>>37585220
Depends on the coach meng
Cus D'Amato and his crew
Based training, Based trainer
RIP
>>37585168
Rippetoe, dur
>>37585267
Reread the post
If it had to be someone alive, It would be as follows:
1-Angelo Dundee
2-Kevin Rooney
3-Fred la cucaracha
Frank yang
Always talks like he's on the brink of drooling
>>37585168
Stapani
based scoobs
Brandon and hudson from the buff dude videos. Always have a good time making their videos and are knowledgeable and have awesome bodys imo.
goku brah
>>37585168
Eric helms or alberto nunez.
I would settle for omar isuf, just because his overhead press is amazing.
I think he is edging up on 2pl8
>>37585168
Gracie
>>37585770
>natty brosplit
>3x8 babbyweight
>restrictive dieting
>no squat or dead
>dumbbell progression
Holy nogains, batman
Jason Genova
klokov
>>37585168
Glorious Rippletits.
>>37585844
This is the only right answer.
>>37585839
Does he seriously suggest 3x8 babbyweights?
Magnus ver Magnusson. Also train at his gym
>>37585844
Came here to post this fuck you desu m8
Miesha Tate
Matt Hume for sure
Or Sasha grey
So I can learn to suk some dope dick
Chinese WL coach
Wow. No Greg Jackson ? Gotta be kidding me. GOAT mma coach you fucking scumbags.
Inb4
>I don't want to learn the shitty oblique kick
>>37585168
Is it Autism?
Whoever trained Klokov
>>37586361
>>37586264
Good choices. For me I do not need to make a choice, I already have a coach at that same level and have training under him for several years.
I suppose if I was going to do that, maybe I would train somewhere else for a year then come back? It's hard, because I like my spot so much. Maybe I'd go out to New York and go to Marcelo's school or go train with John Danaher. I would also consider training someplace unique like in Sambo under Reilly Bodycomb or his instructor.
>>37585836
Which one, jackass.
>30 posts in and no strength coaches
Yep, it's /fit/
>>37585168
Arnold, bodybuilding.
Easy.
IDC about boxing.
>>37585168
This manlet right here.
>Doing fighting memes
>>37586478
>rippletows isn't a strength coach
Myself from 5 years in future
The ghost of Zyzz
Partly for the training but also for the lulz to be had being zyzzs bro
Either whoever trained Klokov and or Klokov himself, or Paul Rabil, I either want to be big and strong like Klokov or just be dope as fuck at lacrosse.
>>37586517
Kano would kill himself if he could see what the IJF was doing to his sport.
>>37585168
Ronda rousey
>>37588231
K.
ZYZZ
>>37585168
overreem
>>37585168
Mr. Popo
>>37585267
I'd go with Eddie Futch. RIP.
>>37585168
Trappy-chan
teach me senpai
>>37585168
probably mike tyson, or gsp. maybe messi too and some gymnastics olyimpic champion
The guy that trained overeem and spong
>>37585168
Do dead people count?
>>37588766
This. We'd do all our training naked in my home gym. I'd spoon her while she answers routine generals on her laptop.
>>37588766
>>37590253
trappy actually helped me with some internet coaching and it made a huge difference. My bench is a lot stronger now, I learned so many things that no one talks about in the internet. and I feel a lot more secure with my squats and dl and bracing my back and core.
