>tfw you find out the virgin walk is actually real
Fuck is there any good vid tutorials for how to correct your walk?
what is that
virgin form is also real
so painfully obvious when a new young guy comes into the gym and has that blatantly obvious virgin form
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>>37562822
If I set a PR with virgin form, does it become a virgin record?
Yeah have sex you fucking retarded child.
Try walking like your holding suitcases with both hands. It shows you as an important man
>>37562810
It's easy to tell when men are virgins by the way they walk.
Also everyone knows you masturbated recently from the smell.
>>37562892
what does this walk look like??
>>37562894
Look in the mirror next time you walk and you'll see.
>>37562810
meme
>>37562895
fuck you dumb mother fucker there's literally no way you'd say that to my face
>>37562892
Yeah and girls know when you save a pic of theirs of facebook
>>37562904
You're right, I'd have to say it to the top of your head, manlet.
>>37562909
>manlet
resorting to ebin memes because you can't form an argument based on anything else lmao stop embarrassing yourself
>>37562919
ahaha holy fuck are you seriously pissing yourself this badly from bantz?
americucks, when they gonna learn
>>37562930
are you this retarded? i'm also bantering dipshit
The virgin walk is
>that guy who walks with his hands completely stiff besides him and his head is down
>>37562938
>muh ebin memes ;_;
>muh form an argument ;_;
massive asschapping brah, need some ointment?
> tfw not a virgin
> tfw you still consciously think about how you're walking when passing a group of high school girls
>>37562950
Not becuase of some manlet expressing his lanklet power fantasy
>>37562951
>not eyefucking the hottest one
Virgins triggered in this thread
L O L
O
L
>>37562909
American kek
>tfw kv but walk confidently, chin up and straight
>>37562987
>this is what virgins actually believe
>>37562938
>I'm also bantering
You Americans are such an embarrassment. Just wew.
>walking with both hands in your pockets, constantly rushing with no stopping, normies are too slow for you, only small quick steps, eyes on the ground and your whole body slouched like you are in a cocoon protecting from the society
There are even more signs of the virgin walk, these are just the more noticeable. If you are a virgin you just can't hide it
>>37562892
>everyone knows you masturbated recently from the smell
Please please tell me this isnt real
>>37563067
Virgin but don't do that. Except maybe walking briskly.
>>37563067
>>walking with both hands in your pockets, constantly rushing with no stopping, normies are too slow for you
virgin here. i only do this when i'm walking to the gym.
>>37563114
sorry anon you better keep it discrete
best to wait half an hour after you're done and then take a shower with LOTS of body wash or volatile soaps
>>37563067
Non-virgin but I do most of that. I don't like people.
all these summerfags gettin triggered
we should have a summer cleanse this whole month or two, GOMAD SS ACTIVATED ALMONDS SNORTING CREATINE VIRGIN WALKS JERK OFF SMELL AB ROLLERS 1000 SITUPS EVERYDAY FOR MAXIMUM GAINS
>>37563114
any musky or odd smell is noticeable a little while after the point of creation, same with weed
while i'm on the topic, has anybody ever had the issues of smoking weed and not actually being able to tell how bad the area or you smells or if it does at all? i'm already bad enough at smelling it when straight edged and having not lit any up, but when i'm high and the immediate vicinity has had the smoke in the last 10-15 minutes it's like my nose literally stops picking up smells
>>37563114
can you please get the fuck off this board fuckin normie tourist casual
>>37562800
Get your hands out of your god damn pockets.
>>37563067
I do the constantly rushing one but thats because im not a slow walking waste of space and im 6'4 also im not a virgin fucked heaps of girls and even a trap
>>37563170
yes that is true,
The side effect of the pain relief that marijuana gives is that it also dulls the receptors of smell. That's why those rasta men smell so bad because they don't even know it because they smoke 24/7. So if you jerked off recently and smoked some weed after, more than likely people know you did it
>>37563189
>even a trap
noice
>>37563067
>hands in pockets
>constantly rushing
Fuck
This thread is 99% trolling, but in all seriousness:
It is QUITE easy to tell if a guy is a virgin
From his shy mannerisms, his uncomfortable body language, or just the fact that he goes quiet whenever the rest of us talks about sex
We have two guys at work I'm 90% sure are virgins, you can just tell they lack female contact in their lives
When people say "virgin walk" they mean the uncomfortable "I don't like taking up space" walk
Not only virgins do it, but most people who get laid regularly won't
>>37563067
This is me
>>37563230
Brehhh
>>37562908
Not memeing, you literally get a notification if someone saves your picture on facebook.
>>37562908
That's true tho anon
>>37563230
It's a self fulfilling prophecy, you don't get girls because you're awkward, you're awkward because you have no experience with women
>>37563246
>Not screen grabbing it.
You get what you deserve.
>>37563258
That's why you fuck ugly bitches to boost your ego
I keep saying it to the foreveralone guys at work, but porn has messed their standards too much
It's simple, if you want to get better with women:
FUCK UGLY GIRLS
Keep the lights off, close your eyes, but FUCK THEM
Then when you get used to having girls around, hitting on the prettier ones is MUCH easier
>>37563275
THIS.
You have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
>>37563246
Only when you click the download photo button.
Not when you right click save as
>>37563258
That's... that's not what a self fulfilling prophecy is
>>37563258
>>37563321
The words you're looking for is wicked spiral
Well I'm really shy to be honest, but I walk confidently and that is the one of two things I do with confidence the other one is playing sports. When I'm playing sports I'm in the zone and don't care about surroundings I only care for the game and I can scream, shout do everything that might be embarrassing for me to do in other situations and don't care.
>>37563230
Holy shit why are girls so gross
Why is America so fag and gay
Amrika Shaytan al-akbar! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>37563230
>From his shy mannerisms
Some people are just naturally shy. I've had coworkers who I thought were virgins but brought their families to the company party
> his uncomfortable body language,
Like being tense?
> or just the fact that he goes quiet whenever the rest of us talks about sex
Again, some people just don't brag
>>37563881
>virginposting
>2^11 - 2^5
Virgin walk is obviously a meme.
Sperg walk real though.
All autists I know walk in a peculiar way.
>>37563067
My walk is the same speed as a slow jog. Especially at work, also guilty of hands in pockets sometimes. I probably look autistic. But I'm not a virgin
I can't speak to walk but i know my posture has improved greatly
something about sex that activated my lower abs in a way
Not really sure how to describe it
Its like I'm not afraid to stand up straight with my dick thrusted out
no more anterior pelvic tilt
>>37563067
this thread is retarded. just because you´re showing signs of being insecure it doesnt mean your dick hasnt been in holes.
or do you think everyone above 50 years of age with one or more children are virgins? they had their hands in pockets right? fucking stupid
>>37562909
Hit him again
lol I'm gay and have had hundreds of male partners, and have literally been raped by women, and I still walk like a zombie robot and I need to consciously think about it while I do it or I pretty much collapse, so I guess the virgin walk isn't applicable to homos
>>37563230
who is this semen demon
>>37563961
>2^11 - 2^5
what is this
>>37562800
virgins committing suicide right now after this thread
>>37564540
lrn2math
