>that guy who reads while on the treadmill
>that guy who sings out loud to his songs while running on the treadmill
>that guy who see's his GF looking at you then does the exercise you are doing with 5-10 more pounds and shit form
>that guy who gets high and goes to the gym
>>37558848
Fucking this,I've seen this crap on occasion, what the hell is the benefit of getting high before lifting?
>>37558837
>that guy who sings out loud to his songs while running on the treadmill
god bless this man, i wish i had the confidence to do this in public. i love singing along to my music
>>37558837
>that guy who yawns in between sets
>>37558837
>that guy who looks around at people at the gym in between sets
>>37558868
get high before lifting, lift high weights
>>37558886
>That old guy that does tango dance moves in between his sets
>>37558868
Vasodilation, brah.
More blood to the muscles.
Sounds like broscience, but i legit lift like 5lb more if i take a small dab before every set. Gets you fucked up by the end of a workout, though.
Plus being high helps with proprioception, which in turn helps with maintaining form, also mind muscle connection. This is deep broscience, but hey 50% magic, 100% results.
Homegym mustard raise
>that fit qt with the really nice legs you glance at every now and again but no matter now buff you get you never build the confidence to talk to her
>>37558886
shits annoying mang especially since im >that guy who reads while on the treadmill.
I hear this dude yelling out every 10 seconds through my headphones from across the room
reading on the treadmill while autistic gives good brain and cardio gains
>>37558886
>>37558937
>>37558965
>that black guy singing along with his hardcore trap music
>>37558837
>that guy who keeps farting at the bottom of his squat
[spoiler]it's me ;-;[/spoiler]
>>37558997
>trying not to smile when it's silent
>>37558997
>trying not to smile when it's silent
When people start reacting to the smell I have to think about movies or something so I don't laugh myself sick.
>>37559017
>>37559031
>silent farts with a braced core
>>37558837
>that quiet guy who benches 3+ plate and reads books in between sets
I don't think I've ever seen this dude look at another human being
>that guy who drinks water in between his sets
>>37558940
>legit lift like 5lb more if i take a small dab before every set. Gets you fucked up
You sound like such a tool, christ
>>37559147
does he look good? what books does he read?
>>37558868
I unequivocally have a better workout when im high. It's hard to describe
>>37559166
I don't know but they have a hardcovers, like old books when you take the cover off and it's just a title on the spine
As far as his looks he's like a fucking space marine
>>37559213
I mean face wise, of course at 3+ place he'd be a space marine
dude is a hero though, mirin dedication
>>37558837
>roid negro troop that bench my max deadlift
Yeah, I'm jelly
>>37559213
holy shit hardcovers at the gym? is his name hank mccoy
>>37558904
FUCK YOU I HAVE NOTHING TO DO INBETWEEN SETS
>>37558960
b urself
>>37559320
>that guy with no life or hobbies outside of lifting weights
>>37558960
relateable
>that coworker who always talks about lifting/dieting but weighs under 200lbs.
>>37559213
>hardcover
>no title in the front or back
Then it's definitely nonfiction, probably something academic. Some old Springer books are published without anything printed at the front or back.
>>37559310
I do this, but I only bring out the book when I'm on the stationary bike. Makes cardio much more tolerable.
>>37559368
>>37559368
My Harry Potter books are hardcover and have no title in the front or back.
>>37558981
Im not hip with the kids, wtf does trap mean in nig speak? To me a trap is a lady penis
>>37559400
They're published without the covers? Or did you rip them off?
>>37559453
most hardcovers only have dust jackets and no other writing on the cover or spine.
>>37559449
It's when black people use a house to trap in. The traphouse is where they sell drugs out of.
I air drum along to songs during cardio.
>>37559463
That's not true but ok
>>37559499
You probably don't read that much.
>>37559499
yes it is but ok
read moar babby brain
>>37559567
Oh sorry were you not talking about fiction? I've never seen a piece of fiction sold without some colourful jacket covering the hardcovers.
>>37558930
kek
>>37559580
/lit/ and /fit/ here.
Train your brain newfriend. You can expand beyond fiction. Give it a try.
>that guy who goes on /fit and complains like the whiny little cunt he is
>>37559613
>/lit/
>literally can't read
Lmao. Just answer the question please. Every single book I've seen that's plain hardcover as is are academic texts, usually graduate level texts. You're welcome to post examples of fiction where it's sold with literally nothing on the hardcovers mate.
>>37559499
>>37559580
im not sure you not know what a dustjacket is
>>37559641
The burden of proof is on you newfriend.
>>37559648
>im not sure you not know
And I'm saying academic texts are published even without dust jackets.
>>37559650
You want me to prove an anecdote? Are you seriously this stupid? Just post an image from Google you il/lit/erate.
>>37559671
So I'll take that as a no then newdyel.
Bye.
>>37559679
Guess I was baited.
>>37558837
>that sexy girl that are looking at you smileing while you are doing your things, and she waits for you to finish, but you are not really good at that exercise., and you can feel how judged you are. . .
>>37558904
I like to do that to, to be sure I do the exercise right
>that guy who does a dumbell circuit in the wet sauna
>>37559759
kek, never think there are ppl like this. . .
>>37559729
When I was first starting I failed a 1pl8 rep literally doing squats next to a thick powerlifter girl doing the same weight.
>>37559213
here
What I mean is like this but a little more clean
I was just mentioning that I don't know what types of books they are because I can't tell just by looking
>>37559359
>that american guy who is 25% bodyfat but thinks he is 15% because he can see his upper abs while flexing in perfect lighting
>>37560413
Either a really old novel or an academic text. You should ask him next time.
>that guy who checks his phone in between sets
>>37559679
>>37559694
checkt n rekt, ttyl newfag lol. apply ice to burn area
>that girl who checks you out
>>37558904
>>37558887
>le obligatory posts
>>37560799
What's wrong with using apps to track routine data and rest time?
>>37561871
nothing, its a meme. you're a fucking retard if you dont track your progress.
>>37558868
I get high before lifting, I like it alot. Once not long ago, when I hadnt, a friend aproached me in the gym and said "Man, are you SOBER?!"
We've been going to the same gym for five years
>that guy who visibly shit posts on /fit in his rests
>>37560678
Delete this now
>that guy who drinks water in between reps
>>37558887
I do this sometimes... Always have. Do get enough sleep etc... What's wrong with me?
>>37560678
too close to home
>>37561959
no one does that
If you were that guy, how would people describe you?
I would probably be:
>That guy who sweats a lot
>>37561959
> that guy who breathes between watts exerted
>>37562011
i'd be
>the tryhard who wears chucks and has perfect form and autistic concentration and acts like hes on stage competing with every set while only repping 3pl8 DL
>>37562011
Probably
>That fat ginger cunt who is always on the treadmill desu senpai
>>37561988
Bro,do you even lift?
>>37562042
Holy shit are you me. Just got chucks for the first time and they're baller as fuck. Can't relate with the perfect form though
>>37562042
Kek could be worse I think I'd be
>That guy who trains at 3 in the morning
>>37562011
>That guy sitting down after every set thanks to crippling self doubt
>>37562094
oh man, i forgot to add that. i typically go anywhere between 1am to 3am. i have the whole place to myself so its actually pretty sweet.
>>37562089
i use a pair ive had for 7 years so the bottom is pretty much completely compressed. they look like i stole them from a homeless guy
>>37558837
>that guy who see's his GF looking at you then does the exercise you are doing with 5-10 more pounds and shit form
She literally stopped doing squats with him at one point and started working out beside me. They used the fucking cable fly machine for like 25 minutes also doing some retarded duo-circuit. I swear to god I'm going to talk to her if they do that again
>>37562127
ill never understand why DYEL's bring their GF to the gym
>>37562178
I don't bring mine she just come with me.
>But she lifts oly and I don't workout with her
>>37562228
>letting your gf go to the gym if you're DYEL
>not at least working out with her to tell everyone she is TAKEN
>letting some OLY fag seduce her
m8 wtf are you doing, you better not be DYEL
>>37562268
>implying I don't spot her
>implying I don't kiss her visibly
It's a tight-knit gym too so everyone knows she's mine.
>also not dyel
>>37558960
right in the feels
>>37562286
>intelligently avoiding being cucked
still dont understand why other people are DYEL and bring their GF to the gym, UNLESS she is below the dude in attractiveness
just yesterday I saw some acne DYEL dude bring some perfect hispanic goddess to the free weight area and I saw her get a case of the wandering eyes
>>37562387
Kek, sometimes we do sets together while bullying the new people at the gym who do retarded stuff.
>yesterday this one guy put a 1.5kg plate under each foot, went into push up form and army crawled through the whole gym
>that guy that is you
>>37559449
Traphouses where you buy weed famalam
>>37562387
Here most couples are dyel ugly manlet+9/10 goddess.
I never understood it and never will. Hot girls here ONLY go for ugly skinny dudes, it's like a theorem.
Of course I'm the exception to the rule, no girl for me
>>37562667
Wait...what?
>>37563201
Yup
>then he was doing a farmers walk with one 15kg dumbbell.
>after this he went and started throwing a 5kg medicine ball at the wall
>>37563251
I still dont get the 1.5kg plates. What was their use?
Did he hold the fuking dbell between his legs?? Or did he alternate
Jesus that's funny
>>37563262
I have no idea what he was thinking with the plates. Legit he looked like a fucking retard
>I was strict curling lightweight baby and thought he would be curling the 3kg since they are curling plates.
>he put both on floor behind me, everyone was looking at him in mirror
>put both feet on plates
>got onto his elbows
>dragged himself through the free weight and machine weight area once
>then put them back like it was a totally legit exercise
>With the farmers walk he only held it in his right hand
>was walking with a slant to overcompensate for the weight
>did one lap then put it back and started throwing the medicine ball around
>this is why I don't go to the gym at midday anymore
Also it was my fucking uni gym, I never thought I'd see such a retard there since most are actual athletes or at least dyels
>>37563373
Fuck forgot these two other guys
>had 30kg on bench
>spotter helping fully
>went down 1/4 on left arm and 1/2 rom on right arm
>did three reps then acted like they were gods
>>37558848
I've definitely done this.
You gonna fight me, breh?
>that guy's gf you're gonna steal
Sorry bro
>>37558837
>that guy who see's his GF looking at you then does the exercise you are doing with 5-10 more pounds and shit form
I had this once.
I already passed 1pl8 OHP on singles but I'm working on getting it on 3x5 reps
>walk into gym, move to OHP
>see grill into mirror which the power rack is placed infront of looking at me
>don't recognize her
>usedtothis.jpg
>this guy who uses a belt for everything but has a decent routine walks up to her
>he talks to grill who turns her head to him, then to me then to him again
>guy looks me in the eye through the mirror
>stare till he breaks eyecontact
call me an autist but I actually taught myself to do this because I was horrid at keeping eye contact and this shit legit helped me progress my social gains
>shrug internally and continue with my exercise
>do 3x5 OHP, manage to do it with 55kg
>feel like I want to try one more set of 57.5kg for fun
>do one set of 3 before I fail
>guy and the girl immediately go to the power rack I was at
>he deloads the weight and puts up 1pl8 after
>takes it off the rack on his shoulders, he can hold onto it atleast
>tries pushing it up, doesn't get it higher then his nose
>see his back arching
>and arching
>and arching
>think this is going so wrong, would've yelled at him to quit that shit but on the other side of gym
>at some point he reaches a tipping point and falls backwards
>see the following happen in slow motion, shit was like looking at a matrix movie
>his upper back hits the floor first, head bumps on the floor, luckily for him it's been carpeted in a recent overhaul mostly so people can drop their deadlifts without damaging the gym
>the bar is in free fall falling in nearly the same arch as he did, his hands are not holding it anymore
>the bar is going straight for his throat
>hear it hit the ground, 20kg plates are whide enough to spare his throat from being crushed
>pts rush over
>guy is alright luckily
>mfw I saw him pass the tipping point
Jealousy is deadly man
>>37558837
My girlfriend would rep more than you anyway OP
>>37562286
I once saw this guy with his gf at the gym, all he did was circle his gf, tried kissing and hugging her constantly, it was really cringy to see cause he hardly got to his own routine.
is it normal if I don't pay attention to anybody else in the gym and feel dead the whole time I'm there
>>37563801
perfect
>that guy who practices his falconery skills when resting in between sets
I fucking hate when his buzzard lands on my barbell when I'm benching my one rep max
>>37559471
>>37562869
>buy weed in traphouses
wanna know how i know you're white?
>>37563787
Eh, not what I do but I have seen that and agree fully
>>37558960
>mfw thinking about you hurting
Please just talk to her anon. No regrets
>>37563896
You sound very sheltered.
>mfw I'm the guy that sits around and regrets all his mistakes in life in between sets
>>37560799
> im not mid workout right now
>>37558960
>the multiple qts you fall in love with at the gym
>>37563825
Do you live in fucking dubai?
>>37564479
Fuel your lifts with the regrets anon
>>37564667
This, i do judo and sometimes when i wrestle i just remember some shit and get superhuman Power.
Also i scream profanities in the shower
>>37563571
Yo I have an honest question /fit/ in relation to this. Is it bad ju ju to steal a mans gf? Or do you wait for an opportunity and flirt cautiously.
>>37563825
>falconry
>chooses buzzard instead of falcon
gg
>>37558837
>That guy that tries to talk to your gf, and gets her to accept his friend request on Facebook
>That same guy who messages her multiple times without a reply, texts her, with her number he got from Facebook and gets himself blocked by her
Dude was fucking autistic as all hell
>>37558837
yeah people multitask on 2016 grandpa you got a problem with that?
>>37564720
Hello cuck.
>>37564730
Hello summer.
Apply ice to burn.
Bye.
>>37564667
>>37564688
George Leeman.txt
>That old black guy who does 12 mile death runs in full sweats 4 times a week.
You're my inspiration.
>>37564759
Got em Brian
>>37560678
Lol this is me
>>37563746
the funny thing is he probably drove the GF to be completely disinterested in him by his spectacle
>>37558930
GET EMM
>>37559650
>>37559641
This thread was fun until you faggots arrived
>>37562011
>that guy who db curls 1/3 of his bw for reps
>>37567834
>2016
>believing homophobic slurs will further your argument
Cringe.
>>37568137
>homophobic
i dont think anybody ITT fears gay people
>>37563746
I'm jealous of you. I'd pay to see this spectacle. Guess I'll just have to keep pressing and wait for it to happen
>>37560678
Damn son. Right. In. The. Feels.
Time to get strong and cuck you for telling the truth.
>>37562011
>that guy who drinks water after every set then paces around the gym
>>37563192
>Here most couples are dyel ugly manlet+9/10 goddess.
Saying something like this and not posting where it is. I shiggy hope y'all diggys don't do this
>>37568361
It aids the digestion of the oxygen from the water so my muscles get re-oxygenated. Umad?
>>37564593
this
>>37568426
Nah just not dyel.
>>37559499
Most hard covers are like this, read more.
>>37568932
It's probably an academic book from academia.
