I don't want to get cancer.
What's the best way to avoid cancer?
god that girl is ugly and only appealing to the basement dwelling NEETS that flood /r9k/
but to avoid cancer you need anti oxidants and hope for the best
>>37555394
Die from a car crash in your 20's
Don't be in the vicinity of nuclear explosions.
>>37555405
>Die from a car crash in your 20's
This, you have a 1/3 chance of dying of cancer with an average lifestyle, dying im another way gives you 0/3.
NEVER:
eat processed food
develop chemical dependency
have to visit the hospital as a patient
skip sleeping, 7-8 hours per 24hr cycle
cut yourself
sit/stand up straight
change your pillow case every other night
change your sheets every other week
don't crack your muscles intentionally
stress should be non-existent, this may seem impossible but it's on you to not let anything affect your mode, know that anything bad that comes will pass
never live in the moment, live for the future
drink wine/champagne only for alcohol, and 2 glass max
never skip meals, never eat over 2k calories
drink plenty of water
don't eat mc donalds
>>37555496
some of those were meant to be ALWAYS:... use common sense to figure out which ones they were
>>37555496
>never sit/stand up straight
>never never skip meals
>never drink plenty of water
Also champagne is a kind of wine.
>>37555422
Leaving this here just in case
>>37555394
G O V E G A N
C A R B T H E F U C K U P
# H A N D B A G B A S I C S
>>37555530
refer
>>37555514
& yeah your right
>>37555496
Did you sperg out halfway through writing this?
Never eat processed food
Never develop chemical dependency
Never have to visit the hospital as a patient
Never skip sleeping, 7-8 hours per 24hr cycle
Never cut yourself
Always sit/stand up straight
Always change your pillow case every other night
Always change your sheets every other week
Never crack your muscles intentionally
Stress should be non-existent, this may seem impossible but it's on you to not let anything affect your mood, know that anything bad that comes will pass
Never live in the moment, live for the future
Drink wine/champagne only for alcohol, and 2 glass max
Never skip meals, never eat over 2k calories
Always drink plenty of water
>>37555496
At the rate I exercise and the physical labour jobs I work, if I only ate 2k calories, I'd be Mr. skeletal in a year. Gtfo
>>37555394
Don't come here.
>>37555630
Well if longevity is a goal, you should reconsider how much you expend your energy so you don't have to eat as much.
If you don't care about lights out in your 70s, go nuts.
>>37555595
>Always change your pillow case every other night
>Never crack your muscles intentionally
>Never skip meals, never eat over 2k calories
absolutely retarded
>>37555697
>germs
i bet you love germs, you must love licking the doorknobs of public bathrooms too
>arthritis
yeah who the fuck needs comfortable joints in their later years
>dying years before you should because you ate a high calorie diet in your 20s & 30s
yeah man, life is overrated
>>37555724
I never get sick cause I don't have a garbage immune system like you germaphobe faggots
Muscle cracking doesn't cause arthritis
If your TDEE is under 2000 you're a skelly faggot who doesn't exercise
>>37555402
Agreed, she's a solid 3/10
>>37555759
okay m8 i'm not going to spend valuable time pulling up the studies on this shit, if you're comfortable with how you live keep truckin'
but know i'll be laughing all the way to the bank in my 100s while your a true skeleton in the ground
>>37555798
You can't fucking eat under 2k cals a day if you're doing daily exercise of any kind like you should.
>>37555804
you absolutely can you fat fuck
>>37555836
>even sedentary is over 2k cals
>>37555394
die
Kill yourself or die early.
Everything gives you cancer.
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere, everyones going to die.
Now come sit down and watch tv
>>37555394
largely genetics.
Avoid sugar. dont get diabetes. Don't have to much fat. Dust is also an issue. Buy air filter. Make sure your car is clean especially if you're in it a lot.
I can't masturbate comfortably anymore
Do I have the cancer?
Stay off of 4chan
don't be a faggot
>>37555394
AIDS
>>37555836
>2,800
m8.
>>37555394
1. Eat a vegan diet
2. Avoid airplanes
3. Use sunscreen
4. Get checked for cancer twice a year
5. Lift
6. Run
7. Avoid smoke
8. Avoid smog and polluted air
9. Avoid processed foods
10. Drink lots of coffee, white tea, and green tea.
>>37555394
try to eat well, exercise, and have low stress in your life.
even if you do get diagnosed, treatments are better than they were ten-fifteen years ago. just get your shit checked out often, and catch it early before it gets worse so the treatment process won't be so unpleasant.
>stay out of the sun/wear sunscreen daily
>don't smoke
>don't be fat
>get checkups yearly/self-check your balls, prostate, boobs, etc
eventually if you live long enough you'll die of lung cancer anyway
>>37557267
>being vegan
>not a cult
>>37555496
>don't crack your muscles intentionally
How does one crack a muscle?
>>37555394
Is that mcdonalds in russia saint-petersburg?
I am pretty sure I know that place lol.
>>37558168
lol wow such a small world xD
>>37555836
enjoy your skinny fat 20% body fat body at that height and weight buddy
>>37558176
No bully pls
>>37558176
well no, I am pretty sure I was trying to make the opposite point.
Besides I am more interested in if I am right or not. If I am, it would be a pretty nice fucking catch from me, considering the angle of the pic.
My 73 year old granddad is deteriorating rapidly. It's awful seeing a man who has achieved so much, break down and cry whenever I see him. I just hope he lasts long enough to see my sister get married
>>37558431
what type of cancer did he get and do you have an idea of it's source?
sorry bro, this is the exact situation I want to avoid
>>37558468
It's prostate cancer. Which went and came back again. I don't know the exact details
>you may increase your prostate cancer risk if you eat a diet high in dairy products
shit. I eat a fuck ton of dairy
>get yourself checked for every form of cancer right now
If all of them turn out negative move onto step two
>kill yourself
After completing that you are guaranteed to never get cancer in your entire life.
Good luck opie
Don't eat meat. Don't smoke. Don't drink. Do smoke weed. It's been hypotenused to cure cancer and reverse aging.
>>37558728
This. I gave weed pills to my baby and he disappeared because his age became negative.
>>37555394
Giving up on 4chan is a good way to avoid cancer
>>37555394
>What's the best way to avoid cancer?
lurk and read the sticky
Go vegan. Don't get cancer; be cancer.
>>37558770
>being from reddit
The best way to avoid cancer is to stop having DNA
Squat plugs
just end it now before it's too late :(
Cancer was really rare in the 1800s, what makes it so popular now?
I'll tell you what: PROCESSED FOODS, MISTREATED FARM ANIMALS AND POLLUTION FROM AUTOMOBILES
Real advice: grow your own garden, if you need meat slaughter your own animals, and wear a gas mask when you're out in public (also buy a hybrid and move as far as way as possible from the city)
>>37555537
>sleeping next to someone
Well it looks like I'm gonna live forever
>>37555496
Fucking retard
>>37555537
What is Colorado plateau? Does that mean Denver and it's surrounding mile high area? What the hell, are those living there more prone to cancer?
I spent a few weeks there...
Medfag here. The most common cancers are skin cancers, so using sunscreen would help reduce your risk for that. Outside of that, in men, the most common cancers are prostate, lung, and colon. I don't know what you can do to reduce your risk for prostate cancer, but not smoking will definitely reduce your risk for lung cancer. My research is also in colon cancer, so with that, avoiding red meats, not smoking, and getting screening colonoscopies when you are over 50 will help.
>>37559206
best reply
Seriously, start an organic garden. Feed yourself quality food.
>>37555394
Cancer is and always has been a disease of prosperity. It has always been associated with living lavish. Eating glucose rich/glucogenic foods, etc.
Breast cancer was associated with nuns, as they had less children than the norm. That's the cause of cancer.
Also beware of social diseases like HPV (causes cervical), Epstein Barr (causes lymphoma), etc.
Smoking tobacco seems too obvious to mention.
I suggest a hunter/gatherer lifestyle desu.
>>37559678
Certain spots just have more natural radiation.
Your house could be one such spot. The next house over could be fine and you could be getting nuked.
