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Fat hate thread? Fat hate thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kTOdanxFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yG-oacMniw
fuck fatties
>>37555046
Does... does she think she is funny?
Her face literally looks like a piece of plastic.
>>37555046
>>37555113
her whole persona is made of plastic
bump
>>37553745
I couldn't. I couldn't watch it.
>>37555046
This just reinforces my belief that women aren't funny, can't be funny, and will never be funny.
>>37553745
Is gravy even that bad?
>>37558028
not as bad as most people think, but its still not the best thing to be eating every day
>>37558028
Calorie-wise, not really. But drinking it out of a fucking bowl like a damn dirty ape is the real crime here.
Posting this classic from /v/FPH:
>A little background: My best friend is a nurse, and this experience turned her into a shitlord. She used to be a sympathizer, but after this experience she saw the light.
>So a hugeee lady comes in the hospital complaining of inflammation of her nether regions, and how she's having problems peeing. The gyno is called in for her expertise because the ham seems to be in a ton of pain. The beast had to be at least 400lb and about 5'5" and her husband was about half her weight and only an inch taller. As the doctor is asking questions, it's revealed that this lady has been trying to conceive a child for quite some time (they're both about mid twenties). So this lady has a huge fupa and the gyno couldn't lift it up without some help, so my best friend lifts up this huge amount of fat just so the gyno can look at this ham's vag. When the nurse lifts the flab, there's a huge blue-green flaky line horizontally across her body underneath her fupa.
>The gyno is freaking out, she's never seen this type of mold on a human before and she's worried that it's causing the hambeast's pain. She's inspecting it and finds that it flakes right off the skin. She asks the ham about it and the ham explains it's from the broom. Wait...what? The ham explains that her husband can't reach her vagina to conceive a child, so the husband's mother takes a broom, shoves it under the ham's fupa and lifts it up so the husband can penetrate her. So the husband's mother has been doing this so often with the blue green broom, that the paint has started to chip away and stick to the ham's skin.
>Can we let that sink in for a moment? This woman is so fat, her husband's mother has to help them have sex...with a broom!!!!
>Needless to say, after that my friend lost all respect for humongous people.
>>37559251
>>37557886
Is she vaping?
>>37559583
>>37559607
>>37559626
And this happened to me personally:
>Be 18
>At college
>Gf has hamplanet roommate
>Fatty McQuadstacker has a bf
>Likes to feed her, wants her to acquire more mass
>He’s autistic as shit, tries to seduce my gf on AIM (it was 2006)
>Ends up being banned from campus for sexually assaulting a professor
>His pic sent out in an email to whole campus
>Depressed planetoid gets worse
>Later in the year we start smelling a weird scent in the room
>?????
>A few days later Quintstacker Supreme goes to the bathroom to call doctor
>Gf eavesdrops
>Planetoid has a yellowish-brown pasty substance oozing
>From her bellybutton
>She’s been saving it in case the doc needed it
>In a CUP ON HER DESK
>Gf picks up her stuff and leaves room
>Stays in my dorm that night
I still can’t think about this and not feel a bit nauseous
>>37559251
Who the fuck is pushing binge eating disorder as an actual disorder? Like, who is paying for these ads? It's not because of some mysterious medical condition that you have no self-control, fatties.
>>37557922
>That show Tina Fey made
>Samantha Bee
>That other female comedian they keep pushing on TV
I think you might be on to something, anon.
>>37559251
I'm mad at you for even sharing this story. People who read it will forever have it stuck in their mind even when they arent conscious of it.
>>37559626
nice story, got more? I really enjoy those
>>37560402
Are you a sadist, masochist or both?
>>37560433
nothing of those things :(
>>37560402
That's from a Reddit thread, there's a couple more floating around like that. Actually, I'm not really sure if it's specifically from that thread or if the guy stole it from somewhere else, but whatever. I don't specifically have any of those stories saved, but you can have this gem from my tumblr folder.
>>37560010
>That other female comedian they keep pushing on TV
lel google decided Amy Schumer was the one.
>>37560455
Actually I do think that's the one. God, I hate them all. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was unbearably bad, and Samantha Bee is just flat out unfunny.
>>37557947
This girl isn't unattractive because she's fat...she just has a horrible personality
>>37559251
HAHAHA THIS IS GOLD
>>37560449
lmao, attempted to do this
>tfw a meme blows fatties the fuck out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4bkQ8igOYc
>>37559559
That... That can't be true...
Rite guys??
>>37559251
copypasta
but always GOLD
>>37557183
just fuck her shit up
It's about to devour a small child.
>>37561059
>trigger warning
>work
Working is triggering??
Fucking pathetic cunts
Does triggering ham mods count??
>>37561165
I'd probably give my kidney to a loved one. It should be great leverage for any argument you ever have. Just point to the surgery scar. Also would bring tremendous guilt to them if I ever die due to only having on kidney at the time. I'd probably be looked at as a saint.
>>37561059
Glorious
>>37559553
Reminds me of this guy
>>37561165
Hope this is real.
I'd do the exact same thing.
>>37561204
Every fucking time...
>>37561263
You get shadowbanned automatically from a ton of subreddits if you comment/subscribe to a certain subreddit. I forgot which one it was, but it is pretty hilarious how easy it is to trigger the mods on that site.
>>37560605
>This girl isn't unattractive because she's fat...she just has a horrible personality
I beg to differ, she's pretty ugly
>>37559553
>>37559583
>>37559607
>>37559626
Fuck these made me nauseous and light headed but I want to read more
>>37561345
Can you get shadowbanned here?
I've not been getting as many replies lately ...
Tess Munster had that baby, it miraculously survived
http://celebritybabies.people.com/2016/06/14/tess-holliday-welcomes-son-bowie-juniper/
>>37561374
No. People just don't think you're funny.
>>37561375
Again, morbidly obese people should not have children, and if your child is morbidly obese, that should be grounds enough to get CPS involved.
>>37559474
Looks like a condom. Girls like to blow condoms up like that and say "See?! THEY GET THIS BIG!" and act like having proper condom sizes are important.
>>37558028
Proper gravy is made from all the juices, fat and shit that leaks out of a piece of meat after it's been roasted for the past 3 hours. Gravy that comes in the paper packets on the other hand, is not so bad.
>>37561345
I cycle throwaways every few days.
Got to trigger someone while I take a shit.
>>37561059
There's no way this is real.
>>37561263
>>37561345
It kept going.
Poor triggered fattie mods
>>37561463
Eh. Not really funny, desu.
>>37561152
As someone who worked in Honduras for years during my post highschool years building schools and clinics, this hamplanet saying Latina pride is fucking sickening, engorging herself on the easily available food in America while people in Limon rely on soup kitchens and subsistence farming.
I hope her family hates her.
I hope she dies soon.
>>37561475
I know but it's late and the thread is dieing.
Trying to bump but I have no oc
>>37561165
Damn if I was in that situation I wouldnt give my sister a kidney even if that means getting kicked out of the house, why should you do that to your body because someone else couldnt take care of theirs?
>>37561152
I think it's safe to say that she thinks that she's a victim of fatphobia and sexism etc etc but in reality people treat her like shit because she's a cunt.
>>37561276
Huh, interesting angle. Very forward thinking
>>37561165
Fuck that cunt. Let her life be the price she pays for her delusional self-deceit. Poor performance indeed
>>37561875
When you get so fat you become a creature from dark souls
Hahahaa
>>37561447
It's not real. Just a brilliant, biting piece of satire.
>>37557183
Episode 3 description says her cardiologist gives her "bad news" and she's in a scooter in one of the promos. I think her heart is about to get revenge for years of abuse.
>>37561875
good tittle
Made me smile
>>37562396
Who thought that those old Dredd comics would become reality...
Somebody resurrect Hitler. It all needs to burn.
>>37559988
It's real. You think people get to 400lbs without having some kind of disorder?
>>37561375
She has such a slim face, it's astonishing.
I have the same amount of double chin and I'm about a quarter of her weight. I am so damn envious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypP5YItjxk0
How many in here are active smokers (cigs)?
>>37562850
I thought that'd be some young "trendy" girl with like dyed hair or something but it's some like middle aged woman making that trash.
>>37561374
Try using bigger bait for your shitposts mate
>>37562296
I always chuckle when the guy behind her rams his cart into her mobile
>>37562855
>when I do my thing and they see it theyre like woah
I would love to see him run a mile
>>37562850
What is going on here? What is any of that??
>>37562850
Looks like absolute shit
>>37562850
>>37561276
You'd look like a saint, but you would still be dead, and your type 2 diabetic sister would still have your kidney
>>37555059
>fuck fatties
I'd rather not
>>37562850
kill me
>>37561463
Holy shit underage.
So bad. Sooo bad. So many edges.
>>37562855
literally does nothing impressive
>>37557183
where the fuck can I watch the new episodes?
>>37557947
>if you're not black and or hispanic
>and or
I know it's not the point, but still.
>>37562850
>>37562850
>>37561152
>named her son FALLYN STAR
Poor kid.
>>37562855
>i love shocking people with what I can do.
>Most impressive thing he does is move his feet and put both hands over his head at the same time.
>>37558028
Depends. Actual gravy is rendered fat and meat juices mixed with flour, which isn't great for you. Packet gravy is a bit less calorie dense.
>>37559559
Oooo i have one like this...
>give or take probably 2 years ago, i was only 25.
>graduate med school with degree in nursing and medicine.
>decided that going RN is less hours, and nearly as much pay as a general practice doc
>makin bankaroos son
>Arrive at hospital for my 16 hour shify, now mind you i got a text from a few friends at the center that a woman came in complaining of extreme pain in his fingers and toes
>i was not prepared
>As i got into his room, because cuckily for me she's my patient.
>"NURSE NURSE NURSE NURSE I CANT FEEL MY FINGERS!"
>this woman had to be around 700 poons, and even barty can't lift that for the queen.
>i look at the x-rays that are in her file, her fucking bones practically dissolved over time, and the tissue was killed through poor oxygen flow.
>doctors had to amputate all 10 digits on her hands, and on and a half of her feet.
>explain to her that she doesnt have fingers or toes anymore.
>explain to her that her weight caused her blood vessels to burst in her hands and that it killed the fingers.
>show her the pictures the surgeon was taking during.
>looked as if she got too much gamma radiation and she was turning hulk from fingers and toes inward.
>woman is disgusted.
>fast foward to yesterday.
>woman came into ER with mild head trauma.
>same woman from before, but 580lbs lighter.
>>37563950
It's a bit sad she had to lose all her fingers before turning her life around
>>37561165
My justice boner is YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGEEEE right now
>>37561165
I'd give her one
for a price
>>37563966
Yeah. She fell into a depression and died in the hospital, but she said she got a lot of her family to lose weight with her.
>MUH FINGARZ AND TOES
Seems to beat >EFFYURBOOTYSTANDURDz
>>37564056
And what price do you put on shortening your life, increasing your susceptibility to certain illnesses and shortening the length of time you will have to get a replacement kidney if something happens to the one you have left?
>>37564076
Like real estate or a large sum of money, cars etc.
>>37561345
Its r/cringeanarchy I think. There are plenty of posts of being banned from creepypms etc just by posting.
>>37563950
very inspirational greentext
>>37564159
>he swings at me and I easily step out of the way
>I grab his arm flip him and slam him on the cold hard concrete, where he instantly goes limp like Bernie Sanders campaign
>a local officer saw him assault me and arrests him and carries him off to prison where he will get the help he needs for his drug problem and probably get raped
>the qt3.14 waitress comes over to thank me and asks for my number
>later that night I fucked her repeatedly in every hole and ate out her asshole because that's the kind of man I am
Anyone else got stories of run ins with disgusting stoners?
>>37561263
>>37561463
>>37561345
>>37561374
>>37564146
>>37561345
>knowing/caring what happens on reddit
Why can't you just stay on your precious upboat site?
Fuck off
>>37559988
I don't like it when people mix up BED and normal fat, I've known people who have killed themselves because of BED.
Normal fat
>either picked up on unhealthy habits until they ballooned up or got passed down those habits by their parents
>don't care enough to fix things, still go out in public and lead semi normal lives
BED
>binge eating episodes where they eat anything and everything not for any personal pleasure whatsoever
>not necessarily fat depending on how long they've had the disorder and their eating habits outside of it
>usually depression episodes after binge, many hardly leave house
Fatties like to call their condition a "food addiction". Binge eating disorder is completely different.
>>37561276
I think not. Your premise isn't bad but it's based off normal thinking. Fats are notorious for their entitled thought processes. Not only would she never bring it up again, you would be looked at as an asshole if you did. Supposing you did die, the only thought would be, "Good thing he gave me that kidney if he was going to die anyway," as she drained another bucket of soda.
>>37564189
Kill yourself tripfag
>>37561165
Damn. Tough situation.
I would donate a body part to a relative, but my relatives are all living relatively healthy. I wouldn't give anon's fat cow sister a kidney, because she has proven she will just destroy it.
Isn't there a rule that alcoholics and drug addicts can't receive an organ? Why doesn't that rule apply in this case?
>>37564199
it's both gluttony and it's both lack of self-control. just because one involves someone with no shame who revels in his wrong eating habits and the other hides away and feels bad about it, doesn't change anything
>>37561375
Ew. Ew ew ew.
Also nice name, enjoy getting the shit kicked out of you at school kid.
>>37563950
Good for her, she turned her life around. Too bad she had to lose her fingers first.
>>37563769
A prayer for that boy, may he grow up to be fit, of sound mind, solid in his identity as a man, and protected as he abandons all his mother's ways, secretly as a boy, openly as an adult. Let him have no trouble as he changes his legal name, both first and last, so as to distance himself from his idiot mother. Amen.
>>37564229
BED impairs functioning quite a bit though usually and has roots outside of pure gluttony, the reason why they binge is outside of wanting to eat food for pleasure unlike normal fat people. It's a legitimate mental disorder just like bullimia and anorexia. Those people need to be treated differently than normal fat people when it comes to helping their condition.
>>37564255
She died of malnutrition when she came back to the hospital
>>37564282
>mental disorder
>legitimate
>>37561447
Summer leave
>>37562850
Somebody has to make that garbage for their job
>>37564211
You first
>>37564292
No point in arguing if you are one of those people who doesn't believe mental disorders are real then.
>>37564284
Whep.
J U S T
U
S
T
>>37564325
listen, nobody will say a person's mind can't be disturbed, but making something more than it is helps no one. you eat alot, that's a problem. you eat a lot and are sad? at best that's just 2 problems compounded and not a new condition
>>37564360
>>37564378
none of what I said is opinion, it's observable fact
>>37562850
I'd have to be really high/drunk to consider eating that.
>>37561463
>Pshhh nothing personnel, mods
>>37562566
>WHEEL!
What did he mean by this?
>>37564907
That's funny though
>>37564208
100% this, fat is often synonymous with stupid entitled fuck
>>37564666
It was actually uncomfortably nice looking when it was just Doritos and noodles, then she kept adding and it turned to shit.
>>37563966
dude, the only reason she lost the weight is because she didnt have the fingers to stuff her fat face anymore.
>>37565331
This is why I love it here.
>>37564159
>>37564169
I've seen this before. Nice pasta edit
>>37561875
fuckin' patterson gimlin film over here
>>37562850
>all dat sodium
*CONCERN*
>>37564379
The fact is, The American Psychiatric Association, the American Medical Association and the National Institute of Mental Health admit that there are no medical tests to confirm mental disorders as a disease but do nothing to counter the false idea that these are biological/medical conditions when in fact, diagnosis is simply done by a checklist of behaviors.
>>37562850
All that fucking needs is a combo of deep fried mountain dew fries and large diet soda.
>>37559251
Thought it was going to be the one about the miscarriage
>>37565536
>diagnosis is simply done by a checklist of behaviors.
That is how all mental, and physical, conditions are diagnosed. What is your point?
>>37565536
Except that behaviour can be and is altered by physical and chemical changes.
>>37565467
>tfw when huge weight gain fetish
>tfw actual fatties are disgusting
Fuck.
>>37563950
>medschool for nursing
>floor nurses making 300k a year
>""""""""16"""""" hour shift
>HIPAA shared over text
>X-ray for Soft tissue necrosis or bone density
>not understanding cold hand/leg syndrome
>weight causing blood vessels to burst
I hate fatties, but stolen valor from nurses is just as bad, stop lying you pissant floor aid.
>>37565619
The point is you can't legitimate any disorder, it's just a selling point.
>>37555046
In the two minutes i wasted watching that video i smiled zero times and learned that ameritards have their weight recorded on their driving licence.
>>37565331
severely underrated post
>>37561375
>tess "huge fat fuck" munster
>celebrity
????
>>37564189
>tells people to go back to username land
>while tripping
>fills out namefield
>does not fill out boipussy field
>>37565764
She is. She's a very popular model because 70% of American women are morbidly obese.
>>37564907
If only this were true. I'd be one step closer to my goal of leaving humanity behind
>>37565656
I'M DYING
>actual poster on actual US college campus
>>37560010
>the other female comedian they keep pushing on tv
You just described 99% of British comediennes. The broadcasters have about a dozen talentless, personality-free , interchangeable tampon-botherers on permanent rotation on every topical and light quiz panel show. So there'll be the host, three male comedians or celebs, and this one dumb vapid cunt who you've never heard of before and whose sole justification for being there gurning at the camera with her "quirky" glasses is the fact that she owns a vagina. And its not even as if the stupid bitches are actually funny, you know, I wouldn't mind if there was some goldmine of overlooked talent being given exposure, they're without exception talentless hacks who can only get sympathetic chuckles by riding the coat tails of the male comedians. Not one of these bitches does televised stand up, not one has a successful sketch show, not one is a host or presenter. They're simply there because some twat at the BBC decided every show needs a token pair of tits because the cold hard reality that women aren't funny isn't progressive enough.
Seriously, the only woman on tv who stands on her own comedic merits is Jo Brand, and she's almost dead.
>>37561375
It probably had a cesarian.
>>37562850
Could somebody explain what each ingredient is? What's all that water she keeps pouring on it?
>>37564159
>trump supporter
>vegetarian
Doesn't add up, Cute Tardo.
>>37564835
"Move". To a normal person you'd say "take a hike" or "hop it" but that fatty has a belly-wheel for movement.
Notice that even a dystopian sci-fi comic overestimated the amount of effort the morbidly obese would be willing to use to move around.
Why do fat people have suchh an aire of entitlement? Am I the only one that thinks obese people have an addict mind set? Their addiction being food and complete disdain for their bodies.
>>37562850
>cup noodles 290kcal
>doritos 300kcal
>meat/beans ~200kcal
>cheese/mayo/more mayo 450 kcal
~1340kcals . that's...not as bad as I was expecting, to be honest.
utterly grotesque, but hey, Mehico, rite?
>>37566229
Forgot pic..
>>37566134
Don't feed the trolls.
>>37565588
Same here.
>>37560010
Accidentally stumbled across the new Comedy Central show with Nikki Glaser. Wasn't terrible, 6/10 overall but this skit had me laffin http://www.cc.com/video-clips/y95ovu/not-safe-with-nikki-glaser-comedians-do-porn-with-kristen-schaal
>>37561447
It's not, it's satire
>>37553745
If I hadn't just taken my meds I'd go purge breakfast into the porcelain throne...
This shits disgusting
>>37562850
>all those sauces and toppings
>on corn chips and noodles
>$9
There's no way I'm not living in hell.
why are these thread always filled with women? a fat man is way more common to see irl
>>37561375
>8lb 10oz
Surprised desu. I was expecting a 12 pounder
>>37565923
Agreed, Jo Brand always makes me laugh a little. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've laughed because of women on any show like QI and shit
>>37566246
>cup noodles 1920mg
>Doritos 360mg
>meat/beans 300mg
>cheese/mayo/more mayo 400mg
>other seasoning 400 mg
~3380mg sodium
1.5x daily salt intake for someone on a 2k cals a day. dat high blood pressure
>>37566470
Because women are always the HAES fat acceptance entitled bitchy meatloaves.
>>37562396
I think I'd hate fat people a lot less if they just admitted that they are not the object of beauty.
>>37566249
I guarantee you that 90% of her entitlement comes from her being a woman and 10 from her weight, straight male fatties then not to be very entitled at all, with some obvious exceptions.
>>37566470
Fat women are trying to change attractiveness and health standards (read as: in denial). Fat men at least suck it up and admit they're a lazy piece of shit.
>>37564169
>where he instantly goes limp like Bernie Sanders campaign
kek
>>37559251
what the fuck.
>>37562296
10/10 filename
I'm all for fat hate but I did date a fat chick. Now I know she wasn't the best looking girl out there she did love sucking dick and was hella good at it. probably cause she thought she had something to prove
>>37566683
>probably cause she thought she had something to prove
Or because she was hungry.
>>37565813
>I'll try anything once...ANYTHING
How about a successful diet?
>>37566470
Most fat guys when you ask them why they're fat
>I eat too much pizza (obviously not Chad) and drink too much beer and don't exercise like I should
Most fat women when you ask why they're fat
> just because I'm fat doesn't mean I'm not beautiful/healthy. I walk too miles a day and am a vegetarian so I'm perfectly healthy. I'm just genetically fat
>>37565846
w-wait so they ARE lazy?
>>37566688
kek. Also nice digits
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fda-approves-weight-loss-stomach-pump-aspireassist-combat-obesity-n592141?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
FUCK IT, FUCK IT ALL
WE DESERVE TO BE WIPED OUT AS A SPECIES
>>37561059
>trigger warning: productivity
every time kek
>>37566895
JESUS FUCK THESE PEOPLE.
>>37564159
>>37564169
>>37564189
Fuck off.
>>37563950
>>37564159
>>37564169
>>37564189
What's up with all these shitty meme filled green texts
>>37562855
>I've never been professionally trained
ya don't say
>>37566895
>The AspireAssist device should not be used on patients with eating disorders
Next thing you know, planets from tumblr would say that they lied about their eating "disorder" and admit that they're lazy just so they can get their fat, stumpy hands on that device.
>>37566246
thats way more, there were way larger portions in the video
>>37566895
>most diets
Like they have tried.
>>37565667
>stolen valor
*tips nurse cap*
>>37567024
>>37567024
>implying he's not cute
Tomato <3 >////<
>tfw SquareEnix even clowns the fats
>>37561875
>[Welcome to Jurassic Park intensifies]
>>37562866
Who's talking about smoking you fat sack of shit.
>>37564189
Says the tripfag nigger??
Fuck off cunt
>>37567629
Probably the usual fatty saying "Well if you smoke you're worse and more unhealthy than fat people".
At least smokers admit they are doing it to themselves.
>>37565846
YES YOU DO
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>>37565656
>sides
>orbit
>>37566009
Which route is more dangerous? Ten inches of vagina and two feet of FUPA or three feet of blubber? I'd love to see the jaws of life they used to keep the fat from caving in on that poor doomed soul.
>>37565667
>stolen valor
>nurse
Who the fuck cares about a nurse??
They are babysitters who do bitch work for the real doctors.
There's a reason so many fat useless women go into nursing.
>>37566895
>it can't be real
>it's got a link but that's not real
>..
>holy shit it's real
WHY??
>>37567024
>that weak jawline
Faggot status confirmed.
No wonder the little bitch needs to trip for attention
>>37567660
Yeah, you can spot the fat fucks too easily.
>boiled the calories out
Wat
>>37567660
I came a bit when I saw that fucking fudge
>>37567789
What,do you just leave the calories in the food you eat? Pretty unhealthy.
>>37560680
You are being too generous. That pelvis and ribcage could be anatomically correct in a gorilla, the reality is even worse.
>>37567863
>P.S. The PS2 sucked.
This is the only part that pissed me off. PS2 still rocks even today.
>>37561059
>wounded seal noises
No matter how many times I read it, it never stops being funny.
>>37555059
Don't do that. It's grim and you'll only encourage them.
This isn't a story about hate. It's about pity. If you're a fatass read this and get your shit together.
>Working at an insurance company during the summer while still in high school
>Fat guy works there like 6'7" 500 lbs in his 40s
>Walks with a cane
>Some years go by and I heard he lost a lot of weight after having a heart attack
>but all those years of being so fat destroyed his legs and back
>He has to walk around bent over with a walker
That's the type of future being obese gets you where your body is just done by the time your 50.
I pity fat people they don't even have the sense to take care of their body now so they can continue enjoying life past 50 and some don't even make it to that.
>Sister always complaining about being tired
>Sleeps 14 hours a day
>Weighs 300+ pounds at 5' even
>Still doesn't realize why she's tired all the time and thinks it's because she works so hard at what is basically a desk job
I don't even know if I should say something, because she's just going to cop a shitty attitude with me and claim I don't know what I'm talking about because she went to college(and dropped out of law school) and I never graduated high school.
>>37569353
He's lucky he even made it to 50. Most Fatty McFats don't get past 35~40.
>>37567024
tits or gtfo
>>37562850
I bet that shit's selling in Mexico. Looks like something my cousins would buy at a downtown vendor when I go visit them every year. And they wonder why they're so fat and what my "secret" is to being thin.
>>37563559
http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-big-fat-fabulous-life/videos/i-wanna-be-fat/
If you live in the US and remember your cable login you are set. Can't wait for someone to just mega it instead
>>37562850
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/07/americas-obesity-epidemic-hits-a-new-high.html
40% of women are now obese, 35% of men.
Overweight close to 80%.
>>37565846
No, I'm skinny because I don't eat fucking everything
>>37561375
>bowie juniper
What the fuck. That's not even phonetically pleasing. That's the most random name possible. Where those just two things in the room with her the night before?
>>37570289
>Bowie Juniper Holliday
What the actual fuck was she thinking? Bowie isn't even a first name, you can kinda sneak Juniper in, but I always thought of it as a more feminine name as well.
>>37565308
Yeah, unless you remember what ramen noodles taste like, namely fucking nothing .
>>37567728
Are you from the 1850s you fucking faggot? Nurses are an extremely important part of the healthcare team at any facility. they make bank and get to do some really cool shit in the healthcare field, nobody would get cured without them.
You're thinking of CNAs, who are mostly teenagers trying to get good wages and exposure to medical field. Those are the diaper changers, ass cleaners, fatass lifters, etc. And even that work is more important than whatever the fuck you do.
>>37569676
Gonna upload a mega of it fuck it
>>37563767
fucking kek´d at the image
>>37568106
>body terrorism
come the fuck on
>>37570314
I guess it's not unusual for men to have female middle names since- who gives a shit it's a middle name, but fuckin' juniper?
Bowie Juniper is such a hipster bullshit name, I'm legitimately angry.
>>37570486
Oh man please do.
>>37561375
Why even get tattoos if you're going to ruin them by getting that fat?
>>37557947
Would anyone even bother hitting up jabba?
>>37570640
because
>>37570624
>>37570486
https://mega.nz/#!3oJgXQ5Y!UpGZ8QrEfoumiuBcOlLSmoaN-VEeQGPk5G1D9ubV7FU
Here you go. Hope this motivates you guys after seeing this fucking cow
>not filtering tripfags
>>37570750
Filtering tripfags is for lame-os. The only one I've ever filtered has probably got to be the best fisherman of all time, though. Or at least, the best fisherman I know of.
>>37565846
> institutions for higher education and the challenging of ideas and beliefs has become a safe space for the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet
IRONIC
I don't know what happened, but after I got done with my first dnp cycle, I just can't stop eating. Its been about two months since then but the cravings have been too strong so I gained it all back and look like blubber again. I honestly don't know if there's even hope left anymore.
>>37566895
https://youtube.com/watch?v=INfEyMvb2-E
HOLY MOTHER OF KEK
>>37570801
That's how they keep you coming back, dumbass. You should rely on willpower and not drugs to lose weight.
>>37567450
>>37567462
>Posts are 51 seconds apart
The samefagging is real.
>>37570839
Are you retarded?
>>37570824
Well willpower alone hasn't been reliable either.
>>37570839
>implying samefagging wasnt obvious the second someone actually complimented twink tomato
>>37570856
More reliable than drugs made by conmen who only want your money.
>>37565664
Iktfb
I just want an immobile gf but without the gross skin and smell and health problems
>>37570868
Do you even know what dnp is
>>37565846
Yes you do. I got ragged on by fatties all the time for being skinny growing up.
>>37555046
least funny thing ive seen today
>ends up on Saturday NIght Live
