How do you get this body when you live in a jungle where meat is scarce?
>>37536599
Every day is ab day in da jungle (:
AB DAY NIGGUH (((((:
>>37536599
this guy has no arms while having buff chest and abs
looks so weird
>in a jungle
>where meat is scarce
maybe if you're a giant pussy
I wonder if any cave men were /fit/ by today's standards
I mean shit I can barely find enough calories to stay out of Skelly mode now, I can't imagine having to chase shit for a measly chicken breast
>>37536599
it's not scarce when you're an alpha and fuck shit up
>>37536599
Massive pussy detected
Bugs (e.g. larvae) contain way more protein per gram than your run of the mill estrogen filled mass produced chicken breasts... You just can't be a little bitch whining "eww, that's so icky" all day
>>37536650
good luck finding and eating a kg of bugs a day
>>37536599
jungle is full of sanekes to eat. just dont get bit
>>37536599
>this nigga ain't ever heard of Tapir!
>>37536599
he looks like shit honestly, his obliques ruin his v line, and he has no arms or shoulders
>>37536599
While you're in CAPE WAKANDA exploring INFERTILE GRASSLANDS and chartering BOATS
Tarzan is making MAD GAINS by eating BUSH GRUBS and fucking CHIMPANZEES.
eat gorillas
>>37536599
I'll take roids for 500,000 Alec
>>37536997
Top quality m8
>>37536678
Right, because you'd be so busy, you know, NOT hunting/foraging for food?
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibT1STgDe5Q
>>37536678
>find dead tree
>crack open tree with rock
>shitload of worms and maggots
>free high protein food
>>37536625
I wish this meme would die.
most prehistoric men from tribes were ripped assuming they weren't in a famine. Getting enough calories in the wild to build muscle isn't impossible. You'd know this if you have ever gone hunting or fishing.
>>37537097
this song is awersome
>>37536618
Well big arms (I mean bicep/tricep) don't contribute much to athletic movement when compared to the torso.
>>37537180
I usually listen to it like 10 times in a row every day immediately after waking up
How do you get this body when you live in a jungle where meat is scarce?
>>37536623
Big cats get lots of meat in the jungle though.
>>37537277
How does this primitive have thicker legs than me when I squat twice a week?
>>37537277
They eat bugs and worms.
>>37537370
He is physically active for most of the day. You are physically active for 2 hours tops per day including your gym work.
>>37536625
Look up otzi, preserved caveman, he was small but ripped, barley any body fat but used a bow that most current bear hunters would find too heavy, you had to be fit to survive back then
>>37537277
natural selection x F
![otzi_tattoos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xQRtC6q.jpg "otzi_tattoos[1].jpg")
>>37537399
>Look up otzi, preserved caveman, he was small but ripped, barley any body fat
Impressive. Very nice.
>>37537411
Look up bow draw weight, otzi used a 200+ bow, maybe 1% of guys on here could even pull that taught much less hit something with it, listen to history on fire's episode on him, otzi was a motherfucker
>>37536625
Hunting is mostly waiting and watching. Nothing that'd burn calories.
>>37537339
Kek
>>37536599
I always thought it was neat that the older male scientist from Thor/avengers series is this guy's dad.
>>37537399
Barley is used to make beer you autistic moron. Learn english.
>>37537223
also that actor is like 6'5" so he's gonna have lanklet proportions unless he hops on a shit ton of juice
>>37537411
Look how fucking ripped he is.
>>37537408
>le evolution meme
>>37537277
Holy fuck those legs are amazing.
>>37537277
So thick legs are good for survival? SS+GOMAD+Squats confirmed for living like an alpha jungle beast?!?!
>>37536618
its called being tall, you fucking manlet.
>>37537411
how do i reach otzi mode?
>>37536599
Spend all day looking for tasty high protein bugs with a big kill every 3-4 days easy bro
>>37538615
get your dick ripped off by a glacier.
>>37538615
be dan henderson
This movie is racist as fuck just so you know faggots
Really drives home le evil white man agenda
Enjoy being ing told you and your entire ace is a piece of shit when you're going out trying to have fun
>>37537370
he's like 4'8
>>37538758
some lame b8 there dude,its like you are not even trying
>>37538999
DEM TRIPS O TRUTH
>>37537277
they have extensive knowledge and they actually do workouts aside form training for combat. clearly an adequate amount of nutrients.
>>37536599
>You need meat to get big
well memed
