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Fit Pet Thread?
>>37527995
>when you're so alpha your pursedog is a pittbull
Ran over by a cyclistfag last November.
RIP Royce
>>37528065
the little shit probably deserved it, no offense man.
http://turnto10.com/archive/vicious-dog-hearing-in-providence
>>37528086
nah, cyclists deserve to be run over though
>>37528091
umm? they're LITERALLY saving the planet man, don't say st*ff like that.
>>37528065
Did his leash snap? Cheap ass chinese knockoffs.
Get a real leash
>>37528106
>umm?
>don't say st*ff like that
>>37527995
Had a few birds but they died a couple years ago from tumors
>>37527995
I miss my catbro.
>>37528133
That feeling when you move away and your mom feeds your already naturally fat as fatass dog cheeseburgers everyday
>>37528133
>>37528145
I'm missing my catbro, too, brehs.
My bitch, she has a pikachu tail, it's the cutest thing ever
Got a Siberian, which is a hypoallergenic breed, I am allergic to every other animal with hairs.
Love my catbro, tho he steals my gains.
>>37528106
>>37528337
lol get triggered bro
>fit pets
>can't even squat 1pl8
>>37527995
Reminder to get qt dogs when you are black not some that look like they are made for fighting. Also no tiny dogs, just good dogs like >>37528083
Muh doggo
>>37528106
Is it summer already
Doogy
>>37528065
Don't worry, bro. Cyclists are fucking retarded. For some reason, they think that the rules of the road don't apply to them. Darwinism will kick in with the idiots run red lights and a semi paints the road with them.
Sorry for your loss.
pug + goats
How gay am I?
>>37529570
Record your goats making sounds.
>>37528065
sorry to hear that, man. I'm wondering how you would run over something as a cyclist. I've been a cyclist for over 28 years now and not once in my life have I run over someone or something.
>>37528065
Rip in peace, doggo
>>37528065
do your traps ever end?
>>37529570
>pug
you are brotier/gay
>>37529673
It's like Elliott Hulse.
>>37528065
10/10 doggo, sorry for your loss. Hope you beat that bitch of a cyclist into the ground
>>37529570
Cute
But catbros are cuter.
My landlord poisoned my cat.
>>37529560
This.
Just yesterday I fucking saw a woman with these bikes with a baby seat on wheels behind them, with a baby in it, pass a fucking red light on a one way in construction road. Almost fucking ran the bitch and the baby over, like 5 other cars before me. Of course her negro husband was right behind her
Boxers.
/thread
>>37528041
>alpha
>being black
pick one
>>37529767
cool ! XXD
>>37528106
>all these retards taking a very obvious b8
>>37529767
>>37529750
you should do the same with him desu
>>37528065
should have taken better care of your dog you inbred, why was he running around without a leash?
My 'lil girl. My wife and I are both competitive marathoners and run about 50-70 miles per week. Our dog gets in about 20 of those with us. We were worried she was getting too skinny because her ribs are very visible and the striation on her haunches is visible. Our vet said not to worry and that humans let their pets get too fat because they don't know what healthy looks like, and our dog is "a magnificent animal in superb condition."
>>37528115
No, he was on the sidewalk while I was closing my house door, we were going for a run. Faggot cyclist came speeding down the sidewalk (I live on a very steep streeet) and ran over him right over his neck.
>>37529719
the cyclist lost balance and fell but he got up quickly and cycled off, I managed to kick him but I wasn't able to chase him, also went running back to take my dog to the vet but he died.
>>37529673
I look bigger than usual in that pic, probably lighting/posture.
>>37529848
Apparently we also live in Australia. Mea culpa.
The only true answer
>>37529873
Pets are allowed in that store?
>>37529848
are you white? have children you fucking idiot.
>>37529899
>>37529848
At least 3.
>>37529873
DOGE
>>37528336
Muh Siberian
>>37529933
:3
>>37529873
>fucking meme dog
>>37529952
Mirin ear genetics
>>37528316
post doggo tail
Comfy Dogbro
>>37529899
>>37529902
So, funny story, I have 10 by 4 different women. Only ever had sex with my wife though.
I had a tan Jack Russell that was mixed with something else. He was a "mutt" I guess. He was my boy. He looked fit as fuck. My mom and I rescued him from the pound when I was 14. I'm 23 now and he passed earlier this year. Before he got doggo cancer, he was still active as fuck. I was a fat shit and when I needed a friend he was there.
I would sit in the pin with him and he would sit next to me and I'd just rustle his hair and ears for hours and feed him some boiled chicken.
I started getting fit and part of my weekend routine became jumping over his fence a few times to get loose before heading to the gym, then I'd chug my shake with him in the pin while I fed him some smaller treats.
I moved away about a year ago and only saw him when I visited my mom. My mom sent me the news of his condition and the last time I saw him he was in pain but he still sat next to me like he did in the living room floor and I rustled his ears for about four hours that day.
I miss him. So much, /fit/.
>>37528316
Post doggie tail
>>37530322
here he is resting on the couch.
Fuck I'm tearing up
>>37530517
Wrong pic goddammit
>>37530322
>>37530517
what the fuck is this anon
>>37528312
Damn whos that
Pit bulls are a shit fucking breed. Whenever I see some overcompensating asswipe with one I know to avoid them because they're going to be miserable company.
>>37529502
10/10 doggo m8, give him/her a treat for me
>>37530566
Wtf happened to my picture fit I tried posting it and it was the wrong pic now I can't find it that was the last fucking time I saw him Jesus Christ
>>37530613
https://www.instagram.com/egugato/
>>37527995
Lab mix, 4 months old and 39 pounds. Picked him up from the shelter two months ago when he weighed 4 pounds and he was tick infested, sick, and dehydrated.
He's a rough little cunt, I love him to death. Any idea what he might be mixed with? A lot of people say he's part Pit bull.
>>37529736
Kys beta cat lover
>>37529767
> haha look at me being stupid on the internet i bet my mom will think im so cool
i took the bait yes
>>37529899
Great, now my kids will mix with their kids!
>>37529933
>>37529952
>>37529988
Hello gays, why are you leaking from /lgbt/?
I want to get a greyhound once I have my own house with some space, they seem like an autistic lanklet (like me) in dog form
>>37530831
where else would we be leaking from? orlando?
>>37528106
>>37528247
RIP catbro
Sorry for your loss
Look at the forearms on this little mofo.
>>37529851
>No, he was on the sidewalk while I was closing my house door,
So no leash? Fuck you faggot, keep your dog on a leash.
>>37529570
GOATS ARE
O
A
T
>>37531728
You don't look like a fag, why do you have a cat? Is it your gf's?
>>37531909
Nope. My wife and I have two. Here's the other one.
>>37531763
It would've made no difference, even on a leash he would be standing right where he was at the time.
>>37529851
So no leash? Fuck you then asshole, keep your dog on a fucking leash.
>>37528173
>naturally fat
muh genetics
>>3752984
Only worry at to skinny when spine is visible a little is ok im talking alot
Ribs are not an idicator of being to skinny on a dog
I've looked all through my phone and can't find the pic I was gonna post :(
I don't have any more recent pictures of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo3vnNtkMnk
>>37530322
I got a pic from my mom of him shortly before. Here's my best friend.
Feels good getting it all out but I miss him
>>37528106
Jesus Christ... You are the gayest person on this gay website. I fucking hate summer.
>>37529799
>Merr derr everything is obviously bait.
They are stupid though.
>>37531909
I have a cat too. I live by myself and aint gay. I just like them more, they dont shit everywhere and are lazy as fuck.
>>37528106
>censors "stuff"
>people still aren't realizing this is b8
>>37530517
My sides
Doge
>>37532292
Nah ur gay
>>37530651
If you post at the exactly same time as some other anon on a different board, sometimes the pictures get swapped by 4chan. Someone on a different board tried posting that and a picture of your dog showed up.
I have no idea why this happens. There are sites handling a much larger volume of images but for some reason no one has ever fixed this problem on 4chan.
>>37528065
>pitbull
>not deserving execution
Cyclist was doing God's work, fa.m
>>37532523
That's bullshit :( why do I have this image on my phone now but don't have the picture of my dog anymore?
>>37530723
Those white paws are aesthetic as fuuarkk
>>37532769
wait you actually have it on your phone now?
that wasn't supposed to happen
>>37532175
Female detected
>>37532530
Fuck you, no dog deserves execution, the people who raise them are the ones who should be executed
>>37530873
very kawaii senpai
>>37532787
Yes and I'm fucking sad because it took the spot of my dog fuck 4chan
>>37532175
that's a fucking cute parrot you have right there sir
dogs are stupid and so are their owners
>>37529736
>cats
>bros
Choose one and only one
>>37529972
And that's bad because...?
>>37532859
>people thinking they know anything about cats
lmao
Dogs are mans best friend, Fact.
>>37530634
He's my buddy
>>37532821
Judging by the content of that picture, it looks like something that would be posted on the animals board? I can't really understand what it says but it seems to be something about taking a pet to the vet and asking questions to the "doctor". Go to where you think this would be posted, make a thread asking if the person who got that picture swapped by a dog is still around and if he can post it for you.
This is what I can make out of it:
Get cloth seat out of swing put it in cat seat
Get diaper bag
Diapers
Bottle
Ask Doctor:
- About circumcision
- About naval (?)
- About drug skin (?)
- About feeding (eating 4 oz. on the average of every 2 to 3 hours)
- Is it normal for his eyes to still be rolling up in his head
>>37532859
But they are.
>>37532918
<3 You both are so adorable (no homo)
>>37532918
actually jealous of that sick catbro relationship :c
my majestic little goofball, she hunts mice for me
>>37533193
>that mouth
cute as fuck senpai
>>37533111
It's not me.
I'm pretty jelly, my cat never was affectionate like that.
>>37533193
qt
my boy
he died last year, had him for 15 years
Thinking of getting a husky but still holding it off because they are pretty high maintanance and biggest reason why I want a husky is their looks and I feel like it wouldn't be fair to the dog.
>>37533291
we try to post our own pets here, not reddit pics my friend
She's 3 years old soon, absolute chick magnet. Despite looking like a dumb lap dog, smartest and sweetest dog I've ever owned and is one hell of a runner.
>>37533378
I'm really sorry anon, he looked awesome
>>37533629
thanks, he was the nicest cat i´ve ever known
>>37530287
>>So, funny story, I have 10 by 4 different women. Only ever had sex with my wife though.
>>funny story
>>doesn't at least greentext the story
Shitposting tbqhf.
>>37533744
prob sperm donor
>catfags
get a real pet faggots
>>37533193
>>37533303
I want a gf as cute and awkward as these cats
rate
>>37529848
What kind of dog????
>>37533809
More or less. My wife had trouble getting pregnant, so her best friend offered to be surrogate. We had two kids that way. Friend isn't married but wanted kids, so gave her my sperm twice for that. Wife's cousin is a lesbian, she and her partner wanted a big family and we're close, so I gave them sperm three times each.
>>37527995
That sure is a fine looking slave, mister.
>>37533887
would pet/10
>>37533887
10/10 would send to get help when stuck in a well
>>37530517
lmao what
Nice handwriting though, m8. I'm jelly.
>>37530322
;_;
>>37534273
damn you look amazing
>>37528133
Miring face
>>37534315
Thanks mang. She cheers me on during my lifting.
>>37534404
post more pics (of you), no homo
>>37534426
I'm this fag. 80% of my size is from filters and lighting as you can see.
>>37534444
>80% of my size is from filters and lighting as you can see.
nah, you look real good man congrats. How long lifting? play any sport?
notice how every cat lover itt is dyel
>>37534273
Post more of puppy.
>>37534444
sickening taper and quads
>>37534444
Mirin, full homo.
>4444
Also post quads
>>37528133
>Cat
>Has a wolf tattoo
>>37534472
Half german shepherd/Australian Shepherd. 7.5 weeks old now. She's got plenty of gains ahead of her.
>>37534490
That's just a very angry cat anon.
>>37534488
Only leg pic I have currently. Legs are definitely my current weak point
>>37534520
It looks great senpai, hope I'll be there one day.
Maybe you should trim it a bit to make it more defined.
>>37532175
Birds look like theyre about to say some dumb shit to piss you off and smirk after
>>37530723
that is the cutest dog ive seen
>>37529570
That goat is showing his dominance.
Pug knows where his place is.
It will always know.
>>37528065
lol how does a cyclist kill anything?
>>37529570
Those goats are rly cute
>>37534776
Cyclists are a huge problem is metropolitan areas that put up with their shit. There are dozens of people killed by Cyclists each year. They will speed around park areas at insane speeds for a bike to be going due to them trying to beat some personal time shit or just being idiots and the will collide with pedestrians.
Not to mention them dashing between vehicles or causing drivers to have to make sudden stops and swerve causing accidents as well.
There are no speed laws in many cities for cycling so they get away with a lot of shit.
But that dog was a dumb pit. That particular cyclist did the world some good this time around.
>>37534776
Cardio
>>37534998
No, this is Patrick.
>>37534823
Cyclists are real cunts. They don't follow any type of traffic laws and blame the people and cars they hit. You shouldn't be darting passed jammed up traffic at top speed where you end up hitting people walking or crossing. Knocking off people's mirrors and denting their cars should be enough to get them charged too but like you said they get off every time.
Like this cunt who killed an old man then went home and start shit posting about his fucking helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EQA_Cm8SKw
>>37534850
Reasonable kek
>>37534444
height/weight?
>>37536172
6' 175
>>37530723
>35 pounds in 2 months
Post routine pls
My dog on the left
Gonna start training the little fucker to haul logs back to my house for chopping soon
>>37531945
>my wife's cat
>>37534689
lmao
His name's Notorious B.I.G
>>37534273
calves need work
>>37530831
>implying /fit/ isn't literally gayer than /lgbt/
dae anyone else regularly report all pitbulls in their neighbourhood as being aggressive so in time they'll be removed?
>>37527995
>>37528065
>>37528083
>>37531988
Nigger tier dogs.
>>37536854
Personally, whenever I see pitbulls in my neighbourhood I start leaving meat hidden on the path I see them take which I've laced with rat poison.
Gotten rid of a few this way, but fuck them I don't want those dogs in my neighbourhood.
>>37537021
What a little cunt.
>>37537021
I do this except with cats. I've ran over two of them so far, the first time someone saw me but i just said it was an accident. The second time no one was there and the cat was still crawling around so i drove over its skull. Nasty fucker made me have to clean my tires. Gonna go in to a rich neighborhood soon and kill some cats there
>>37533468
pomeranian?
>>37537021
That's actually pretty fucked up.
>>37537021
>>37537087
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>37537021
>>37537087
this better be bait
>>37537114
What? I don't like Pitbulls I think they're dangerous. Why should I let you put my family at risk because you want your le ebin tough guy compensating dog?
>>37537142
You can't protect your family from a house pet so you poison it. I think you're a bigger bitch than the dog.
>>37537166
Huh? How is removing the dog not eliminating the threat of it mauling somebody?
>>37537142
Pls kys and quickly.
>>37537176
No thank you.
>>37537142
You're a psycho for killing the dogs, but I personally feel that pitbulls are usually dangerous.
I don't think the breed's temperament is to blame, however, as much as its reputation, which attracts wannabe tough guys and criminals. People with bad habits and attitudes who can't treat or train a dog get one that is strong, powerful, and has the potential to be dangerous, leading it to become dangerous.
I know people say you should treat any dog as though it's potentially dangerous when you're training it, but fuck that. I've got a Boston Terrier I was easy on because he's 13 pounds with a floppy underbite. I've also got a 60 pound bull terrier with 450 pound jaws, and I trained him meticulously because he's potentially dangerous.
I really hope you're just being edgy about actually poisoning the dogs, but pitbulls who are not well attended are potentially very dangerous animals
>>37534273
I have the same fucking pants
Those are pj pants m8
>>37532917
It's clearly about a human baby, you autist.
>>37534497
Absolutely adorable. Aussies are goat breeds
>>37537257
Never understood this argument.
This is the equivalent of owning a firearm.
Oh well, some people are properly trained in handling a firearm.
Others aren't really, but me personally, I'm well trained. So therefore it's ok.
Maybe I don't want you to own something that can maim or kill others due to your own ineptitude?
>>37537173
Poison is a womans weapon
>>37528133
Are you wearing make up or is that photoshop you fuckin cuck
pussy magnets
>>37536536
cool dog m8
>>37532918
My cat looks very similar to yours. I don't see him much since leaving for college. He's going on 15 pretty soon. That webm made me sincerely happy. The first time in a while. Thanks anon.
>>37529873
DOGE MEME WOW ANIME
catbro
>>37534273
"Alright guys I got the pic, lets rerack these plates nows"
/homegym/ fag here
I lift for her
she's always by my side
she licks my face when she sees me struggling
>>37538671
shave
His stoicism and greyed face make him seem very refined and wise. i always go to him for advice.
>>37527995
Niggerdogs do not belong in western society
>>37538711
he does look wise
I'd ask him too
>>37538719
then go to your room
no dinner tonight
>>37528336
>Siberian
>Developes less alergenic protein
gonna lose your gains b
>>37538736
>projecting this hard
>>37536549
all calves need work
>>37534823
>>37535028
The streets would be so incredibly free if everyone would just get a bike but no all you lazy fucks need to travel in an air conditioned living room and block the fucking road with your big ass trucks
Driving a car in a city is incredibly selfish and i will laugh at you motherfuckers when i speed past you because theres another traffic jam from your oversized shitty cars.
I try to kick off as many rearview mirrors as possible maybe then you fat sedentary fucks will use a transportation method that doesnt inconvenience everyone but yourself
>>37537509
if you have to make that argument that just means you do not have an actual argument.
Next.
>>37539113
how do you kick off the rear view mirror?
Here's my little pupper.
>tfw no meme dogs
I wanted a dog so my family got me a turtle?
BEST DOG COMING THROUGH
PEASANT DOGS STAY /OUT/
>>37532813
>is just the way it was raised! da dog dindu nuffin!!!!
fuck off, niggerdog owner faggot. Pitbulls are violent by nature, not nurture, google it faggot. Absolute shit tier dog breed that only still exists because people want to overcompensate and try and look "hard" (no wonder there's so many owners on /fit/)
how does a cyclist even run over and kill a dog anyway, story is obviously complete bullshit
>>37539317
mirin'
Late to thread, but pit bulls are the kind of dogs white trash/niggers/drug addicts have. Literally the most trash breed.
>>37539365
agree
in my city everyone who has a pitbull is a stoner or a NEET
or some dumb bitch who spends the day uploading pics of her pitbull and sharing videos about ''how kind and harmless'' they are, and ''how this horrible society judges them as dangerous dogs''
it's fucking ridiculous
>>37527995
Trappy counts as /fit/, right?
>>37539406
They're a high maintenance breed chosen by low effort people.
Dead end job, bottom shelf vodka drinking, pot smoking, ebt card holding trash. They just shit out trash spawn and let them roll around in dog shit their pit bull just dropped. My town is crawling with these kind of people.
>>37536396
dont talk to me or my wife's cat ever again.
cat is CUTE
CUTE!
>>37539797
Ur a fag
FAG
>>37531988
thanks ass hole, I just got fired from my job
>>37532013
What are apartments straight to sidewalks
>>37540324
Was it a good fap though?
>>37534823
>cyclists are a huge problem in metropolitan areas that have to deal with them
Wow, car obsessed USAmericans are pretty seriously deluded. If you think cyclists kill 1/100th of the people that cars kill, even proportionally for use, you're retarded and straight up wrong.
Even without getting into the research and pulling examples of the hundreds of cities which prioritize the movement of people over personal automobiles and how much quicker, easier and cheaper it is to get around them, think about this when you compare cars and bicycles:
A car is a several hundred kilogram chunk of steel laced with glass, being hurtled down the road by an engine that runs on miniature explosions at speeds unmatchable on land in nature, piloted by people who had to do one very easy test, one time, that does not take 90% of driving into account.
A bicycle is maybe 40 pounds at the most, it takes up nearly no space, it's powered by making you thin and healthy, and poses next to no public health risk. It can fit through small spaces and get around difficult areas impassable by cars. It is much easier to integrate into areas with high pedestrian traffic volume because cyclists cannot ignore pedestrians because bicycles are not huge, heavy and powered by an umpteen horsepower engine.
>>37537278
I actually wasn't making much of an argument. In fact, I agree with you, that in order to own a dog you should be required to have training certificates, and they should be more than a 2 day course (as is the case with guns in my country). I feel the same way about guns. You should have to have serious training with a gun and gun safety before you're allowed to have one.
>>37534497
I hope you also have the parents - shouldn't separate pups from their mother before 8 weeks (at the earliest) and it's usually irresponsible dog 'breeders' who do so.
>>37530873
It's me Spagett!
>>37529502
Hi husk bro
![Death-Valley-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uqmZz7e.jpg "Death-Valley-4[1].jpg")
>my vagina when a man has a cat
>>37532899
Hello husk pal
>>37536385
They fucking love it. Get huskbro into urban mushing if you don't live in the middle of nowhere. I'm posting my team shortly.
All aboard the gains train!!!
>>37540557
What if it was Jeff Seid?
>>37530723
Pretty much every dog you get from a shelter that isn't immediately identifiable is some sort of "pit bull" mix. You can thank all of the melanin enhanced friends for "gettin dem pits cuz dey go so hard nigga" then letting them roam unfixed and unchecked.
>>37540557
Hai femanon <3
>>37538676
Kek
>>37540513
Unfortunately not. Got her at 5 weeks from a girl who's dog had an unplanned pregnancy. Girl was moving out of town and couldn't take puppy. So either I could take the pup or the poor thing could end up in a shelter (without its mom anyway).
That said she's doing good. Weaned her off formula and she's eating solid food now, sleeps in its crate with no problem, almost house trained, up to date on shots, been socializing her with my parents dogs, etc.. I'm no expert though so if there's anything else I should be doing let me know.
>>37530517
>naval
Americans can't even correctly use their own language, holy shit.
>Last hug you got was the day you gave your dogs away to the pound because of family separation
>Said goodbye early in the morning with the two, comfiest morning ever
>Ended up tearing up in my room when mom got them in the car
Losing dear friends is harder than your family splitting in an explosive manner. I miss them both still after 6 years and I'm sure they've passed
>>37540557
>implying anyone even cares about your opinion
>>37528065
rip in peace pupper
>>37529736
awww
>>37540771
Well that's not ideal but it sounds like you're doing a great job, and as you said it was preferable to being left at a shelter.
