Anyone here get the shit genes in the family?
All those men get more pussy in your life combined.
kinda. my older brother is really beautiful but my younger brother is a bit iffy.
>>37519827
too bad you cannot construct a sentence to save your life
> migraines
> severe depression
> severe acne
> hair that hates looking good
fuck
if it weren't for all these glorious medications I'd probably an hero desu
>>37519891
fucking hell where did autocorrect get "desu" from
I don't even know what that means
>21
>5"8
>15 year old brother 5"9 lean AF prob 15% bodyfat
Yeeeeeeaaaaah OP I got the shit genes.
>>37519908
Kek
>>37519806
I think my brother did better but we're both pretty blessed to be honest
>>37519908
Me neither desu I keep seeing it but have no idea what it means
My bro is taller and better looking (and more social) but I'm smarter.
>>37519806
>entire family dirty blonde / blue eyed
>I'm hazel green eyes / black hair
haha sure is great that my dad made me the bastard son with a different mom
>>37519908
>being such a newfag and a non-weeb at the same time
>>37519912
>lean AF
>prob 15% bf
pick one
>>37519912
>implying body fat % has anything to do with genes in siblings
Your diet is shit compared to his
>>37519966
My bros shorter and only workouts twice a month but he has an active social life and has never had trouble getting girls.
I'm taller but I have an uglier face due to me fucking up my nose when I was young/mouth breathing...
>>37519806
>be born male
>>37519806
No.
>>37519908
Lel, git out normie scum.
I thought wearing a suit would be hard but I recently bought one for a wedding and holy shit I looked so good in it, without any effort whatsoever
I spent about a month's expenses on it and the shoes though
I guess that's the catch
I'm the tallest and strongest, so I guess not. But, I have poor eyesight (half of us do) and I'm the only one balding...
>>37520018
Cont
And he has pretty good social skills while I can't talk 1v1 to anyone outside of uni related topics without stuttering and going into programmer answer robot mode.
Kill me now.
>>37519806
Actually got the opposite and hit a real fucking jackpot. My Dad is like 5'10, Mom is 5'8 and I'm a whopping 6'3, tallest guy in my immediate family by far, only one close is my uncle and and little brother both at 6'1.
Was lucky to get only the good genes like, got my mothers pretty face and my fathers broad shoulders and stocky build, also green eyes.
>6'4-5 dad
>5'9 mother
>5'10 15yo sister
>5'7.5 me. I am 21, could a be a late bloomer?
I sincerely want to kill myself.
I'm taller and more jacked than my brother but he is alpha while I'm an autist.
i got all the good genes but my bro has the wife/kids/job/personality
>>37520123
fucking hell the sister thing must hurt the most.
>>37520080
>>37520216
>>37520220
Ayy lmao. It's like clockwork.
Lifting really didn't cure the autism.
>>37520123
jesus and your sister isnt even done with puberty yet and shes taller than you. lad i feel legit sorry for you
>>37520123
>>37520244
>>37520262
>tfw 5'6 and 15 year old sister at most one inch shorter by me
>tfw she is gonna grow past me within one year
>>37519908
hey new friend, your summer is showing
>>37519806
>shit tier pecs/bis
>5'9 manlet, by far tallest in family
>Severe depresson
>Mega wristlet
The sad thing is that I am by far the best that could have come out of my family. My uncle is literally like five feet tall and my dad had way more mental issues than me
>>37519908
Tbh senpai
>>37519806
>ADHD
>Depression
>Wide hips
>Started balding at 15
hold me brehs
>>37519827
>All those men get more pussy in your life combined.
What did he mean by this?
>dad 6'1
>brother #1 6'2
>brother #2 6'1
>me 5'10
but I' got facial aesthetics and better hair genes than them. Just wish I had their height. To be honest, I probably should have been about 6'0 or 6'1 but I spent nearly a decade skateboarding and it sealed my growth plates prematurely
Well this is my dad and I'm a fat piece of shit
>tfw you will never be as aesthetic as your dad
>>37519908
Baka
>>37519806
>Jew nose
>curly hair
But my brother is 5'4" n im 5'11". It couldve gone worse
>>37520507
you should definitely kill yourself, your dad is the spitting image of what a man should be and you somehow share his genes, either have a plan to get there in a few years or seriously end your life
I'm 5'11 and sunburn easily but my brother is 6'4 and tans great. I still win though because he waisted a winning stats roll by getting fat as fuck.
>>37519908
Not a new fag but sometimes when write desu i come back later and see that it says desu instead wtf
>>37519806
That you in the middle?
>>37519827
I'm fucking laughing at how terribly worded this sentence is holy shit
desu - desu
baka - baka
senpai - senpai
cuck - kek
>>37520022
kek'd
>>37519806
>every male in the family is below 170 cm
>am 179
king of manlets title fits more than i've ever thought it would
>>37519908
heh..........go back to Plebbit,....kid.....
>>37519827
i'm lol'ing at your life combined.
>>37519827
>>37522618
cuck is back? nice
>>37519908
It sure is summer.
>>37519806
The manlet in the middle has a better face than the one on the left. The one on the right is a sexy fucker.
My brother and I got a mixed bag.
Me
>6'3"(stopped growing at 13)
>brown hair
>green eyes
>pale but I can tan
>put on fat easily
Brother
>5'8" at 16
>skinny as fuck with little body fat
>black hair
>brown eyes
>tan
>>37519827
But you think so but isnt.
>>37519827
Rally makes you think
>>37519908
why are you even here
>>37519806
I'm the one who wasted the most potential.
>>37523991
Your dad needs to start asking questions
>>37519827
he fell for the SS meme
>>37523991
Sounds like your brother is shit left over from semen residue or someshit.
>>37520123
>>6'4-5 dad
>dad
ask your mom if you had a manlet postman 21 years ago
mfw I hate my parents/my self
>dad 5'7 1/2 aboriginal
>mum 5'5
>me 5'9
>>37526022
>abbo blood
fuck just kill yourself mate
>>37519986
15% is lean for normies and you know it
27 5'5, Hairy :/, depression and anxiety
>>37519984
>>37520029
>>37520395
>>37523296
>>37525848
Hello, newfriends.
>>37519806
sort of, i have pretty much no melanin in my skin so i get freckles easily, burn easily, and don't tan.
but i also got blue eyes, my sister has brown eyes.
and she's dumb af
>>37526236
and my sister's like 5'4 whereas i'm 6'3 haha
>>37526223
Hurr durr I was only pretending to be a newfag, I'm le master troller you guise xD
>>37519806
>Papa 5'8-9"
>Mama 5'2-4
I'm 5'10"
does that count?
>>37526305
:^)
>>37519806
What is it like to have a brother?
My sister and I are probably about even with genetics. She's average height, social, smart, and good at math. I'm 6'0, very anti-social, and good at math. I'm obviously not smart because I browse /fit/.
>>37520605
frankly, if he is in his teens, his dad shares a huge part of the blame. but he's no longer a child, thus, no longer blameless
I'll make an attempt.
>>37519827
>All those men get more pussy in *one night, than* your *whole* life combined.
How did I do?
>>37519891
sounds more like you got the autism genes
>>37519806
No brothers, but four male cousins.
>Tfw when you're 5'9" and the next shortest is 6'1"
>Tfw two of them were athletic and fuckhuge enough to play D1 football
>Other two aren't too big, but are shredded to the gills ottermode style
>Take solace in the fact that I'm the only one that got grandpa's prime beard genetics
Funnily enough my lifts fall smack dab in the middle of the pack.
Physically, most of my family is really shit. . Short. . Stocky/sturdy builds, almost like mythical dwarves, even the women. Then there's a few other such as 2 of my uncles and a few of my cuisins. . Tall, attractive, but tend to have some sort of mental issue, anxiety, ocd, etc.
My parents are both around 5'7, sister even shorter, and there I am at 6'1, muscular body... but near crippling anxiety and an inability to manage my surmounting debt.
>>37519908
All the people falling for this bait
>>37519827
@LMAOING at your life combined
Brother pussy magnet, more mulatto facial genetix, 6'0, /fa/
Me Scary lookin, darker than brother but whiter facoal features so i look arab, 6'3, /fit
Both big dicks, wide hipsn shpulders, good insertions
We both did iight
