Who do you lift for /fit/?
Rippletits, Scooby, and Zyzz who the fuck else?
>>37519777
Her, of course.
>>37519777
Myself, God, and my future wife.
>>37520025
please sauce where is this from?
>>37519777
for him
>>37520025
Just thinking of her chunky pussy makes my balls tingle and heart race
Because I view it as medication or else I'll kill myself
>>37519777
For the kid that was always picked last in gym class. For the kid who had no energy growing up and no will to leave his home. For the kid who believed he was worthless because of his lack of athleticism and believed there was no solution.
I lift for myself, Anon, and to prove to myself that I won't let genetics and my bullshit losing mentality win.
Nice trips btw
I'm lifting to make america great again
>>37519777
>my future self
>>37520025
>>37520044
what's her name
For him.
CMON LETS GET BIG GODDDAMNIT 12 SCOOPS 30 TIMES A DAY
>>37520044
looks like a tranny desu
>>37520112
>daddy acceptance
Not homo enough.
>>37520088
Degenerates like you are executed in Russia faggot
Just for you based god.
>>37520144
Christopher Poole
For MY daughterfu of course.
>>37519777
For chloe moretz.
>>37520330
Well said anon
For him
>>37520112
yep, been there.
Her
for my husbando
>>37520599
looks underage
i do it for her
>>37520613 and the problem is...?
>>37520599
M-mods?
>>37520630
pedophillia is a mental disorder
>>37520625
>dindu nuffin
Top zozzle
>>37520655
So is being a fag, you fag
In your heart you know the reason why.
I lift for me.
I don't know any girls worth lifting for.
>>37520135
>For the kid that was always picked last in gym class
Fucking this.
the only girl worth doing it for
>>37520679
I like grown women.
>>37520706
>grown women
>>37520706
fag
>>37520636
shhh
my queen
Ex boyfriend, who doesn't even see me anymore, so I dunno why.
>>37520774
because fuck him that's why
>>37520703
mfw I will never make a pretty girl this happy
Sauce?
For her
>>37519777
For him and because
>they're in the trees
>they're all around
>they're watching
Fire walk with me.
>All of this thread
>Lifting for women
Even waifus would've been a better answer.
>>37519777
I do it for 'er
>>37521016
We all do mate
I lift for all the doctors that told my mom I wasn't going to make it to my first Christmas, or to my first birthday, or to my second, or to preschool. I'm 24 now and one of the healthiest CF patients my doctors see
For her
>making gains and getting girl
For one and only, God Emperor of Mankind, hoping he will come and make me space marine, so I can kill heretics and purge xenos.
>>37520136
I lift to lift heavier.
>>37521100
>spooky skelly porks pig
More news at 11
>>37521142
Kill yourself kid, I bet you can't get ANY sort of pussy.
>>37521100
>fat girl and dyel
>>37521166
>being this insecure
I didn't expect much better from someone with a literal bitch tattoo
>>37520768
Mine as well breh
>>37519777
>>37521221
is that the girl who masturbated on camera?
>>37521231
You're going to need to be more specific than that
>>37521221
In the name of our natty savior zyzz please tell me she has a penis
>>37521261
there's this streamer chick who dresses up in cosplay costumes and masturbates for a bit then chats with autists on camera
looks alot like that one
>>37521317
Oh? Would this streamer chick have a name?
>>37521317
>>37521331
Lana Rain, and no that's not her
>>37521388
>>37521317
>looks alot like that one
![XsWTIdtbCOCQa28w2kz7FXai6DRBCpH4gFCTH2-5TIM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/upTshCd.jpg "XsWTIdtbCOCQa28w2kz7FXai6DRBCpH4gFCTH2-5TIM[1].jpg")
für mein Führer of course
I lift for myself, nigga. I've always been self-conscious, and this helps. Having girls mire and compliment you is nice and all, but becoming more confident leads me to becoming a better person all around, and that's all I really want. I pine for the affection of a woman, but getting that just for having abs or big arms is somewhat vapid for both parties.
I want to become the best version of myself - physically, mentally, and emotionally. Lifting helps me achieve that goal.
>>37521420
Idfk. All the retard said was someone who cosplays while camwhoring, which is a whole subset of chaturbate shit. I picked Lana because she's probably one of the better known names
>he lifts for someone
>>37520911
Yeah, but he'll never know unless we run into each other around town, which is unlikely because I avoid his and his new girlfriend's usual places like the plague.
![DC9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Pm8C29.jpg "DC9[1].jpg")
>Who do you lift for /fit/?
for mi comandante
>>37519777
My first girlfriend. So literally the first girl that will fall for me. I wish I was dead.
>>37521088
Mirin
(no homo)
For him
For him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRdhg6biN0
>>37520703
Eyebrowes and big smiles are my only weak points
>>37521956
And they told me that Soviet Union fell.
>>37521221
Is that the meepo girl?
>>37519777
I lift for beach
>>37521048
We all do.
I do it for her.
For most of my pre-lifting days, I was contently aware that I didn't have a muscular body. Maybe I was under the delusion that it would just develop in my days as a proud dad. Dad's always looked rad.
She was everything I could have wanted. Smart, beautiful, funny. We had similar views on controversial topics. But even still, she rejected all of my advances. She had told me it was because she was still dealing with the fallout of a bad breakup, but when she would complain about hot guys being taken, I was absolutely destroyed.
Years have passed, and I've never heard the truth. I hadn't asked, and stopped talking to her. In her absence I began to hang out with more people, who would poke fun at my physique. I was shocked with amusement when I first heard a girl describe an appealing man as "big."
To fit in with my peers, I began to lift. But it's far too late for her. She's soon to be engaged, no doubt, all the while I go to the gym nearly every day, hate what I see in the mirror, and am no doubt developing some sort of disorder.
If only I could go back. If only I had the foresight. If only.
the bros on the 'ch0n
>>37522819
Why is that beach so desolate?
>>37525792
You know when sea turtle eggs hatch and people are told to stay off the beaches so as not to interrupt their trip to the sea? They do that with whales returning to the ocean as well
>>37520072
literally this
>>37526204
Whaaaaat
Where the fuck do they do that? Must be somewhere on the West Coast
>>37526328
I lived on the west coast of florida for 10 years, and they closed the beach to the public at night a couple times for the turtles
>>37526328
Oh, nevermind I just got the joke. God am I slow sometimes.
you are all faggots, should get a bigger cock instead of lifting for girls
signed Chad.
I used to lift. But then I discovered /fit/ and became gay
>>37522721
>erection that lasts more than four hours
>>37520329
Who?
>>37526204
JESUS CHRIST HOW FUCKING BARBARIC
>>37521468
same
Used to lift for my ex gf, then it turned into lifting to get hot girls, then it turned into lifting for myself.
I just do it, like it's a thing I have to do, it's a part of me.
>>37519777
Lu XiaoJun and Fronk Yong
>>37521121
>>37519777
for myself, for the girls and to motivate everyone who sees my shape to work harder for themselves. I think growing more muscle is a win win chicks love a sixpack guys and kids think the big guys are cool etc.
Why watch supermans on cinema when you can be one
>>37520025
>>37520044
>tfw showing off your cunt for attention
>>37520044
>>37520025
>>37527900
repulsive
>>37527945
That plushie must have seen some shit.
For my Cara.
>>37520088
You don't even lift fucking faggot
>>37528003
me 3
Superserious answer
I imagine dead people, most common, my grandmother and freddie mercury, sitting in the sky watching me wasting my life in front of my computer. Those people died to young and would give anything to experience a day more of life.
Therefore I lift, go outside my door, or even wake up.
>>37520959
You too huh?
>you will never be an FBI agent investigating a murder in a small town
What am I lifting for?
>>37521747
wanno pls go
>>37521195
didnt notice till i saw this post. why do guys get such feminine tattoos?
girls
also here's some offtopic:
approached my gym crush 2 weeks ago when i saw her walking to the gym from my train.
she seemed pretty interested, asked me a lot of questions from the start, even more than i asked her i think. she also said that she never saw me in the gym before.
later split ways, thought to myself that i ask for her number next time i see her in the gym.
next time i saw her at the gym, i was about to walk out and she was mid workout, she said "oh, i haven't seen you when i walked in", told her i was doing squats and i'm in a hurry, she said something like enjoy the rest of your day and i left.
so i met her again 2 days ago walking to the gym again and i talked to her. i asked her if she is german and she asked "yes, you?", i replied yes and she said yea i think us germans are meant to be together, i mean for marriage etc.
i asked what she is training today and she said uhm, i will see when i'm there, i always just train randomly. she also said that my brother and me look like twins (my brother didn't train since like 2 months).
later when i met her at the gym, i told her to do some exercise which will kill her abs and she said "well i try, but it isn't on my plan".
my question is: why is she lying about such retarded things? if she never saw me at the gym before, how does she know that my brother and me look alike? why does she say she does random exercises and later says she has a routine?
she also did weird shit in the gym like just randomly walking away without saying anything. my mate told me she does that so she checks if i run after her, which i obviously didn't do.
sorry for retarded syntax, i'm in a hurry and tired
++he also asked what i'm doing outside of the gym which is a good sign but i was to fucking pussy to ask her if she wants to do something after.
god i feel like a faggot when reading this
>>37521166
He was talking about you.
>>37519777
myself. who the fuck else?
>>37522819
Call an amberlamps. There's a whale that needs to be pushed back into the ocean.
>But Hallee Sorenson from Maine turned 18 last year and invited her friends to her party, where there were balloons and cake. And not single person showed up
>>37531662
I think she's an agent sent by outer space civilization. Stay safe, brah.
>>37531844
sad af
>>37531844
M8.....
>>37531844
well she is autistic
>>37531844
>tfw I had this happen to me
Oh the joys of having your father's legal issues being broadcast throughout the local news groups
>>37527945
>>37520025
>>37520044
>chosen_unfed.jpeg
>>37521747
For her.
>>37520706
>liking women
Fag.
>>37520703
Too bad she's meant to be a bitch.
>>37519777
One part for myself. I've never been fast, agile or have much endurance, but I've always gained muscle pretty easily. On the flip side, that also means I gain fat like a mother fucker, and right now I'm a fatty and I want to get rid of that.
A second part for work, because my coworkers are all into fitness and we give each other shit over it.
The third for a girl I met in college. We hit it off really well and remained great friends. Unlike any other girl I've ever met in my life, but at the time she had a tight boyfriend who was a bit of a loser. They split late in senior year. She left for med school, I went off to work overseas at a job paying me 60k a year right now. I like to tell myself if I work hard, focus, and a bit of luck I can earn her as more than a friend. And I know that sounds corny as shit, but its how I feel.
Of course, I know I'm probably just lying to myself about all of this. But that's what make Sisyphus a hero, right?
>>37522819
What's her name? I remeber watching video with her. Trigger my fat chick fetish.
I lift for myself.
Because it's way better than sitting in a dark room and getting high/drunk all night long.
I lift for my qt petite gf. She wants me big and strong so I can protect her and she feels safe sleeping in my arms. She rewards me with big meals and massages. She also lifts with me in her homegym and we do yoga together.
I'm not even making this shit up.
Some girl like this.
>>37534285
What program is this? Can you do more interesting... stuff?
>>37534409
Sexy Beach.
You can.
>>37521291
kek
>>37520072
Yeah. Unironically this.
>>37521551
So the fuck what? Who cares? I began seriously hitting the gym after my ex girlfriend and my reasoning that they'll never see me again and whoever I will be with will have an even bettet and happier experience than she did. And on the off chance she does see me, she'll see how much she fucked up and missed out.
I lift for Dany
I lift for my married Leo DiCaprio looking advisor who decidedly dislikes me because I'm constantly spilling spaghetti around him but the thought of being with someone like him one day is the only thing that motivates me. Fuck I'm a train wreck.
>>37521568
>nunca vas a andar en un rolls royce con el comandante por maiame
i dont lift for anyone you fucking faggot just myself
still doesnt cure my autistucal sperastic herpa derpa moments tho
FUCK
>>37520655
is homosexuality also a mental disorder ?
>>37536950
yes
>>37534145
well said anon.
>>37519777
I say i lift for myself but that's not true. Never cared about myself. I lift for my friends. I have a few close friends that i care about. I lift for them. To inspire them. To improve my health so i live longer with them.
That's really it. Of course there are other rewards like sex or vanity but those are not important to me
I lift for my family.
I hate myself and want to suffer,and the only way it seems to do that without hurting those close to you is to try and kill yourself through overexertion on the weights.
Maybe someday I'll be a person who I won't want to kill.
Who knows
Sleep by 10pm
Wake up by 4:30am every day
Tackle my entire day before it's even 12 noon
Feels good man
>>37539725
Working from home
Get housework done during downtime.
Go to the gym during lunch.
By the time the weekend comes around there is nothing I NEED to do.
Best feeling.
My girlfirend's asian, so I get a perverse little thrill from being more masculine than her beta race males. I'm pretty sure she does too.
The funniest part is, I'm so DYEL.
I lift to look good in clothes and for my precious qt shorty gf
For qt mma koreans
![Community S01E24 English as a Second Language 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H.264 - HoodBag.mkv_snapshot_19.19_[2016.06.06_15.30.57].png](https://i.imgur.com/jg6LrTi.png "Community S01E24 English as a Second Language 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H.264 - HoodBag.mkv_snapshot_19.19_[2016.06.06_15.30.57].png")
for her
Myself and my wife. Lifting helps my mood immensely and the wifey makes sure she looks good for me so I reciprocate.
for muh comedyfu
I do it for the honored fallen
>>37540221
>Lifting for a kike.
Not gonna make it.
>>37519777
i lift to forget/pass the time
>>37519777
An imaginary women who will be my equal and accept me for who I am. I also lift for an imagined future version of myself
>>37520911
>dubs of truth
>>37519777
Myself and god. Im am going to die eventually I need to make it worth it.
This guy
>>37540814
THta's fucking beautiful.
Who wrote it?
Yes, I am pleb.
i dont know
>>37521121
you want to bang Trump?
FOR THE EMPEROR, BELOVED BY ALL.
>>37542237
It's a strange poem, it's written like Kipling though in irregular metre. In fact it may be Kipling, I don't know.
>>37520229
>material has always existed, but not always in a historical materialistic form
thanks for giving us plebeianism with a vengeance marky marx
>>37520025
ty mrs.skeletal
i dont kno why so many gamers and outcasts lift....
new times?
post your bods
>>37520135
>>37520701
>For the kid that was always picked last in gym class
I'm on a holiday with my bro's pulling bitches and decking sluts, and this hit me with the feels of childhood.
We're all gonna make it brahs
>>37520072
Ditto senpai-bro
>>37544290
The guy who wrote it is Dale Wimbrow, and it's god damn beautiful.
I even have it as my wallpaper lockscreen.
>>37520087
https://www.youtube.com/user/eugeniacooney/videos?view=0&flow=grid&sort=p
Ms. Scary Skeleton
>>37521016
>twizzled bar shoulder bangers
>in the bent knee rump wreckers rack
fucking lost it
>>37521291
10/10
>>37520599
Jailbait at most. GTFO pedo.
my muse
>>37520757
my nigga!
>>37534262
why would you say "I'm not making this up" unless you were making it up, are you retarded
>>37519777
For sloots of course
>>37539748
Nice one you fuckkng völkserrater
I hope she's proud of me, bros.
I lift for God, and myself and the love of the world. I love the struggle, I learned to love the struggle.
Shiet, nigga, some ginger skeleton normie who doesn't even ss brosplit? Was that my year-long reward of 4 years of hard work brahs? Tl;dr Not for the 100 lb emo gril who liked me but "thinks muscles look stupid"
>>37519777
The one and only
>>37545833
mitch
>>37521221
who dis?
>>37528077
>>37520088
>>37520199
nice dubs, you should make a threesome or something you fucking faggots
This qt I met a year ago. Does anyone else think, "Do it for x" when you're about to fail a rep?
pic almost related
no one. not even for myself.
>>37520072
this
I lift for gains
>>37546282
>pajeeta
>>37519777
FOR HERRRR
>>37546767
not that anon, but >not doing it for a pajeeta
Remember, unless shes dark as the night your kids will just come out more mediterranian looking (you are WHITE aren't you?)
>>37546242
>>37521221
>>37521231
It's little berry cosplay
I'll get shit for this, but fuck it. Ever since I first saw my drive has exploded. I know I'll never get her or even probably never say anything to her in person, but dammit, her beauty is inspiring.
>>37522819
disgust
but also an erection
>>37536545
Mother of Muffins
>>37545648
Thanks, I just love Marseille.
>>37546782
>>37547309
shes okay/10
>>37536835
top kek. Well meme'd my white friend.
>>37520942
Despite the crazy, she is cute desu
for the day she becomes real
>>37532554
>>37548917
I lift for Tomato~!
>>37519777
myself
I lift for all my brothers on /fit/
give me your strength
i lift for my dads approval.
ive done nothing but disappoint him my entire life and even though im in my late 20s i still need that acceptance from him
shit stings anons
>>37520959
Same
>you will never be as zen as Dale Cooper
>>37522819
I'm 90 percent sure that's Galveston beach. Explains the cellulite.
>>37549057
\o/
I loft for giant dad
for her
>>37549057
Something along these lines, my friends.
>>37519777
for her
>>37550055
dude, she is going to take the biggest dump in your soul bro; i know those eyes
>>37549830
everytime i see this, that dude's face in the front row- like a goddamn preschooler at storytime
>>37520088
kill yourself DYEL degenerate
>>37550055
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE POST PERSONAL PHOTOS ON THIS SITE FUCK
>>37550228
>WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE POST PERSONAL PHOTOS ON THIS SITE FUCK
because it has become facebook?
I lift so that Odin and Thor and Freya will look down from upon their mountain hall. They will look down and hear the clinking of iron, and smell the stink of sweat and blood. They will look down and know there are still battles being fought, men put to the test. I hope they will look down on me and judge me worthy of the warrior spirit, of the riddle of steel. And someday, when my life's ember finally fades, I hope they judge me worthy to join them in their mountain hall. On that day, will I finally know, why I lift?
>>37519777
To be honest, I lift almost exclusively for girls and to get respect from guys (which I need to attract girls).
In my experience, the kind of women I lust for (extremely thin, high heels, model type girls) almost always are seen with broad shouldered, tall, jacked and tatted Chads.
My girl has average body and cute face +no tits and fat ass. Probably a 6/10 or 7/10, depending on who is judging due to cute face. Sometimes I can't simply get hard for her.
I'm 6'2'' and have been working out for a decade, my bodyfat is 14%.
I feel like I'm settling. I am settling and now, at 30, it is the final time to turn that around. Due to my feminine facial features I am forced to simply become Zyzz type to compete with bulky alpha macho men and bodybuilder alphas that get models. There is no other solution. At any time, I carry a melee weapon so I can fuck shit up if any of "upper" alphas try to challenge me. Even if they do kickboxing and what not. All or nothing.
I do it all for women. Hot, thin, sexy women.
I lift because I needed a hobby beyond vidya and picking one with health benefits seems like a nice two for one deal.
Also, I lift for Anime girls.
>>37550360
>e facial features I am forced to simply become Zyzz type to compete with bulky alpha macho men and bodybuilder alphas that get models. There is no other solution. At any time, I carry a melee weapon so I can fuck shit up if any of "upper" alphas try to challenge me.
Is it a Katana?
>>37519777
for myself
>>37550055
Those dead eyes, she will destroy you the moment a perceived better opportunity opens for her.
Dude, run.
>>37550295
You sure, because lifting a fucking barbell makes you a warrior.. Grow the fuck up son. Any retard can be autistic and lift a fucking rod of iron with some plates attached. Im sure you would fit right in with all the warriors in valhall.
''I killed 20 men in single combat to defend my honour, why are you here son?''
''I hoisted a barbell in a public gym HEHHEHE, I warror too!!!!!''
I lift for the approval of the man in the mirror, because at the end of the day, his thoughts are what truly matter and nothing else.
>>37520072
This. And my father. I feel like a disappointment to him
>>37550468
>>37550295
This.
Odin won't deem you worthy just because you lift.
I'm glad I'm not a fucking autist
>>37550468
Fucking this. Autists and their norse gods baka...
>>37550667
Don't get it twisted, I'm pagan too
But you'll find autists like those in every fucking place
I grew up with them and thought the same about lifting, but I grew some joocy balls and realised I'm just picking things up and putting them down so I can get a Ulfhednar husbando desu
>>37529999
lol this grandmas boy lifts for freddie mercury what the fuck
also quads
also just genuinely puzzled by your answer lol
There’s a girl. I work with her. She has a boyfriend. Don’t want to post her pic. Very unlikely that lifting will have any effect on the outcome but I tell myself I’m improving my odds with her anyway. If nothing else, she is a good motivation for me to get in shape for a different girl.
for him.
>>37550407
No, it's an awl.
Even if a kickboxer smashes my face I would still have the instinct to do multiple stab wounds. Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes to win in this dog eat dog world, even if the opponent's are tougher, I'm more ruthless and honour is about life, health and freedom.
This is the only way you outcompete Chads. With absolute ruthlessness and "all or nothing" attitude.
>>37551055
You're fedoraing so hard it physically hurts
>>37551065
Doesn't matter if I'm fedoring or not. I don't look like a fedora edgelord. I look more like Patrick Bateman. But there are guys who are even taller than me (despite me being 6'3''), there are 6'7'' guys who work out and do kickboxing and weight 20 kilos more than me.
What do I do when a guy like this slaps my gfs ass? What do I do when a guy like this tries to "own" me. He thinks that I will be intimidated and put tail between legs like a bitch, but I look directly in the eye as if saying "just try anything bitch". They never do, but once they do I will have hand in pocket for my awl or knife. Life isn't fair and my fights won't be fair either. On top of that I am connected well enough to get the best lawyers and claim self-defence LOL!
Honour about all. Always.
for him obviously
