Help me /fit/, I look like the guy in the picture. Recently broke up with feeder gf and I'm immediately fucking tired of being fat. I've been going out of my way to eat better, but I want to start walking, running, and going to the gym, but I obviously own no gym clothes. What the fuck should I be wearing to work out?
>>37516286
>buy 6 shirt pack of wifebeater/stringers
>short socks
>running shoes/oly shoes if you're rich
>jogging pants/basketball shorts (INB4 LMAO BOOGIE MEME XD)
>i found jockstrap underwear way more comfy since it doesnt stick to my ass after squatting
>>37516305
nearly 400 pounds + wifebeater sounds like moob city
>feeder gf
Explain this
>>37516309
shit didnt think of that
buy a XXL hoodie instead OP
>>37516310
Tumblr fetish. Feeder makes feedee eat a lot to get fat. Really disgusting desu.
>>37516310
Nice girl, crazy in the sack, liked fat guys so I had no impetus to lose the weight.
>>37516322
Did you like had sex, or was it some kind of platonic reverse parasitic relation?
>>37516343
I fucked the absolute brakes off of this girl on the regular. Few times a week for hours, sometimes six hours at a time. I still have the same endurance I had as a high school sports jock. I'd like to get down to a manageable weight ASAP before that changes.
>>37516364
how big and how thick is your penis?
>>37516386
Unanimous approval, and I've been told by each girl that it's pretty big. Probably 7"-7.5" and wide enough that it takes a lot of work to jam it up someone's ass.
>>37516401
fuck you normie you make me jealous
>>37516412
Well since sending people pictures of my dick isn't OK, being 400 or so pounds is a major impediment to finding a new girlfriend. At the moment you may have the advantage.
>>37516401
7" minus the 4" from your fat gut, you worthless hamplanet
>>37516286
tshirt and short
don't give a fuck what others think and don't cover yourself up, you'll be sweaty anyway
>>37516424
It's definitely less visually appealing once you've gained a ton of weight, but the actual penetrative depth remains the same. The visual and functional loss of penis length by weight is grossly overestimated.
>>37516310
He's basically blaming his weight on his gf
>>37516286
OP just wear a fucking huge tshirt and and whatever kind of shorts or long workout pants that fit you
>>37516364
> still have the same endurance I had as a high school sports jock
In one year you'll either keep telling yourself that shit, or laughing at the fact you used to think that.
Your choice fatso.
>>37516286
>feeder gf
lol
>>37516364
Well I'm happy for you, you got something out of it.
Not really worth become a lard mountain, since that will take substantially more effort to get rid off, but at least there's a positive side.
Was it worth it senpai?
>>37516310
i dated a girl for 2 years who was underweight and had a pretty bad eating disorder. she liked to watch me eat. it was weird. also may have had to do with the fact that i regularly eat double the average human because i'm quite tall and a collegiate runner
>Running at 386 pounds
Get ready for exploding knees.
>>37516286
Never got that big, but when I started I got jogging pants, grey t shirts, and running shoes. Pants and shirts from dollar store, shoes I paid more for so I wouldn't hurt knees.
