Holy shit guys, this shit just came to me in a fucking thunderbolt of an idea I had while literally trying to come up with a bullshit reason to my gf why I should cycle this summer
I want to paint my whole body white, paint my hair white, get white out contact lenses and walk around as Michaelangelo's "David" for Halloween.
Look at how fucking DYEL this guy looks, I'm pretty sure I'm 5-10lbs away from there as is. THIS WONT EVEN BE HARD
>pic related
>gf is already in favor of it
>doing this properly and i will look 100x better than perfect statue
>roiding for the quintessential natty body
It's a great idea OP, your penis size coordinates quite accurately to David's. I say go for it.
>roiding for this
>>37515164
>5-10 lbs away from there as is
>17' 120000 lbs
>literally chiseled
mirin hard op, what's your routine?
i'm pretty sure you'll end up looking like a faggot and people will think you're just a fuccboi showing off
>david? michel..who? you look like a nonce, chris
>>37515202
>>37515180
nigga im saying roid so I look better than this
I don't want people to go "oh wow what a natural body"
I want people do go "DAMN SON U MAKE DAVID LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. BETTER KEEP MY BITCH IN HER CAGE"
>>37515164
Well, you already have the penis size
>>37515164
Would you go naked? That's actually a pretty funny idea, and I assume (hope) most people know what David is
>>37515224
David wasn't meant to be huge
way to miss the point retard
>>37515164
the edge
>>37515224
Then you're not going as David, fuckhead. You'll be the juiced idiot who thought he could get away with showing up nude to a party by wearing bodypaint
>missing the point this hard
nigger the whole point of the story was that even a manlet like David could beat the Goliath if he put his faith in God
>>37515213
Keked
>>37515213
you smart
>>37515164
this is bait, right?
>>37515164
David isn't meant to look big though. Honestly I think your idea would be amazing, as long as your bodies were similar enough.
>>37515164
kek manlet faggot
do it when you can go as Hercules
why go as human if you can go as demigod who left humanity behind?
