I layed on the floor and rubbed my ass with sand paper for about 5 minutes
wat do.
I demand to know the reasoning behind this act
>>37514823
pics
It hurts ;_;
>>37514847
I thought it would make my ass smoother.
>>37514905
Don't lie you retard. That's razor burn.
Sand
PAPER
While you spend hours a day SITTING on comfortable chairs CHAD is LITERALLY rubbing his ASS with SAND PAPER
>>37514954
I wasn't going to upload pics,
but it was requested.
if it was razor burn then it was there previously from ass shaving, shit teir phone camera probably won't show the detail of the skin damage.
so
like
how do I unfuck my ass skin?
>>37515048
Leave it the fuck alone, maybe some moisturizer, dont sit on it and let it heal you fat retard
>>37515072
>don't sit on it
> d o n ' t
> s i t
what is this
magic you
speak of
![sanding[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/KCTDJTb.gif "sanding[1].gif")
>>37515086
Your skin has to heal, sleep on your belly and try not to put too much pressure on it throughout the day, if you work in an office like a retard well then idk, try to not be so damn retarded in future anon
>>37515103
would you atleast spank my autistic sperg ass passionately? :c
>>37514905
rub vaseline or carmex on it trust me man
>wife burned my ass with a frying pan and got 3rd degree burns on it
>>37515115
pls tell story
technically exfoliating will make your ass smoother
try a collagen cream to speed up healing
>>37515086
>THIS IS MY MOMENT
>I'VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE
>AN EXCUSE TO SQUAT 24/7, MY GAINS WILL BE UNREAL
>>37515109
No, I don't sleep with retards >:(
>>37515117
>live with my wife in small jap apartment on okinawa japan
>kitchen is small as fuck
>im always buck naked at home because its hot and why the fuck not
>wife and i preparing lunch
>she is on the stove using a pan to make some chinese fried rice
> im cutting up meat and vegatables
>ask her how the rice is doing
>she turns her whole body around with pan in hand
>smacks me square on the ass
>she holds it there for a second becuase small asian woman panicking and froze
>jump away hard grunting in pain trying not to scare her
>she is crying and asking if i am mad
>clenching my teeth and lie and say no
>she says i look mad
>take some deep breathes and try to act as calm as possible
couldnt sit down well for a week
>>37515160
>when captcha asks you to click the food\
and you have no fuckng idea what you're looking at
>>37515169
nigga are you high?
>>37515175
high on chromosones.
>>37515160
>>37515169
>>37515183
kek this place
>>37515160
How did you get cute Okinawan wife? Military? Work there?
>>37515160
Where to cop Okinawan wife?
>>37515239
my wife is actually chinese and i was military met my wife before the military though
>>37515256
go to okinawa,joint the military or use the internet bro
its pretty easy to get a wife on okinawa
30% of the guys i served with married an oki chick
>>37515183
And Tren
>>37515033
Underrated kek
>>37515262
What do you do for a living now?
Do you speak japanese?
Is the island life good?
