>join local rugby club 18 months ago
>Mainly just friendlies, and the odd tourney
>Have this ritual when someone is about 2 months in after joining.
>Let them off training 5 mins early
>When they hit the shower
>Entire team comes into the locker room and points at their dick and laughs
>Local autist joins
>Not very social, shit at rugby, but we do our best to help him fit in
>Undertake ritual
>He runs out the shower, crying
>Puts his clothes on whilst still wet
>Runs out to the car
>Gets into what we realise is his mum's car
>She storms out and towards us as we are laughing
>I get picked out and shouted at
>Begins hitting me
>other lads have to restrain her so she will stop hitting me
>Mfw we are all older than 26 and this guy was 29
I know you're here Charlie. You fucking autist. I saw your ears perk up when I was winding my girlfriend up about shitposting on a chinese tobacco comparison website.
I swear to god Charlie, I'll do a shit on your head next time I see you.
>>37512319
He's not Australian if he can't handle the bantz
Wanna know how I know this is a lie? Because I'm an aspie myself and I would never:
1- join a team sport
2- shower in the locker room (I would just go home to shower there or get changed without showering
>>37512319
Did his second name begin with an E?
>>37512406
>All circumstances are the same for everyone
This is how I know you're not lying about being an autistmo
>>37512418
Yes, but unless you're in the UK, it's not someone you know.
>>37512319
stale pasta
memes go in all fields
What position do you play OP?
Also, how did you feel when they did the ritual to you?
>>37512456 CD
Number 8.
No different to shit back at school.
In fact. School was worse because you then had to do fight club.
>>37512441
I am in the UK.
Does it end with an S? I don't want to out him, but something strikes me as familiar.
Maybe you can drop his hair colour so I know you ain't shitting me.
>>37512319
Fit is full of r9k autists who never participated in team sports or had any friends at school
You won't get them to understand.
Let the thread die.
>>37512481
>In fact. School was worse because you then had to do fight club.
whats that?
>>37512528
Ginger minger
But no name doesn't end with 's'. Sorry fampair
>>37512560
So basically you are in the middle of a circle of boys after rugby, In the middle of the changing rooms.
People push other people in the circle into the centre of the circle. Then they fight you if they're not a pussy.
Win or lose, you gain acceptance based on your tenacity.
>>37512712
Funnily enough, ginger was the answer. Are you sure you're not wrong about the S?
The geezer I was thinking about is a Londoner and played for London Welsh for a bit as a teenager. If that doesn't ring a bell I had my wires crossed.
>>37512712
Fight club is probably easy af foor an 8
>>37512763
Lol I wasn't an 8 when I was 11
I fucking hope this isn't London & SE
>>37512319
What a pussy.
>>37512753
Wires crossed.
We are in the Midlands...I go back at the weekends to play, but not as much as I used to.
Funnily enough though. I work full time in London now, near Brentford. So not far from London welsh.
