How do I into Phelps mode /fit/?
>>37486115
Isn't he going to be competing in the Rio olympics
>>37486115
smoke more weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqSlIrjxnDo
>>37486686
Yes
>>37486711
From his body in this pic it looks like he's been doing plenty
Why does he look like he's wearing one of those joke glasses with a nose and moustache attached?
>>37486794
>From his body in this pic it looks like he's been doing plenty
That picture is like two years old. He quit drinking a while ago.
>>37486823
Groucho glasses, based on the legend himself.
>>37486115
cut off right arm
>>37486115
>Oops, busted
He is a fucking Titan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9jAD1ofm4
>>37486115
Be a dyel faggot x F
>>37486979
fugg I'm pretty pumped for the olympics desu
>>37486979
wtf that beard makes him look 2x as better
>>37486115
swim
>>37486979
>it's what you do in the dark
So I'll start pinning at night then.
>>37486979
damn i've never seen leg raises done like that before, i need to start doing that shit
>>37486979
Pretty good desu
>>37486979
Damn. Good motivation, even though its marketing.
>>37486979
>that guy apparently eats around 12,000 calories a day
The fact that I'm a fat fuck and even at my most gluttonous I probably couldn't consume that food in a day and yet this guy does it 24/7 and then turns it into muscle and gold medals is amazing.
>what is my life
now that he's a little older with some muscle maturity he looks a lot more mire-worthy
Eat 10,000 calories a day in egg sandwiches alone
>>37486979
wtf was that acupuncture lookin shit?
>>37486115
Why does he look like a Muppet? What's up with that shit facial hair?
>>37487519
cupping, traditional form of chinese medicine, it's supposed to promote healing and recovery by increasing blood flow to the area. My grandma has done it to me before, shit feels weird
Even Olympic athletes don't fall for the clean bulking meme
>>37486780
This video had more cuts than an emo girl in high school.
Bullshit detected
>>37487077
You could pinn all you want your life would never even compare to him.
>>37486979
commercials that are actually motivational thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBLV6RG4TwY
>>37486115
what BF% do you think he's at in this pic?
>>37487519
cupping it's bullshit pseudoscience
>>37488089
holy shit I want to punch somebody
>>37488089
YES COACH AAAAAHHHHH WILDCATS ON THREE ON TWO THREE WILDCATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>37488103
If I had to guess somewhere between 13-14.
You can't always be 100% due to water retention etc.
>>37488151
if you're at 10% is there any way water retention could hide your abs? or will they always be visible?
>>37488127
i have the audio on one of my playlists
was feeling super down and stressed during final exams a few years back, gave it a good listen and got pumped the FUCK UP and aced everything
>>37488173
>if you're at 10% is there any way water retention could hide your abs? or will they always be visible?
If you go full retard it could hide abs quite a lot but if you are at 10% with muscle and a strong core you are always going to see some abs. Also, 10% is too low imho. I think 12-15% is the sweet spot for health/aesthetics.
>>37488273
Yeah most college varsity athletes are between 12 and 15, even in sports like cross country and rowing, though some dip lower in those racing sports.
>>37487944
>greatest athlete in the world dirty bulks 24/7/365
apologize, /fit/
>>37488344
"typical day"
he probably gave them his cheat day diet just to troll
>>37487519
you can get the same thing with a vacuum cleaner.
>>37486979
does no one else notice how autistic you have to be to be an elite athlete?
>spend years training
>have to spend more time per week training than even the busiest japanese salaryman
>the levels of fatigue from such training basically preclude sex
KEK
why bother lol
>>37487991
furious pete is a competitive eater, he has done far more fucked up shit than that video
pretty sure he got colon cancer too, not surprising from the stuff he intakes.
>>37488395
the guy trains trains every day. it takes a lot of calories just to maintain if you realize he is probably spending 6 hours everyday just swimming.
>>37488811
Small price of being a god
also
>putting pussy on a pedestal
You will always be a slave to your basic impulses
>>37487944
>energy drinks
Is he trying to troll competitors in to fucking their sleep up? Are these (and caffeine) really good for you?
>>37489089
>implying that swimming in pussy isn't > swimming in water
stay mad virgin, maybe your gold medals will earn you ladyboys in thailand or something
Be rebirn into a genetic freak
>>37488089
still my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMm0swu5i8
>>37489159
>>37489159
you think banging some random girl is more of an accomplishment than being remembered and immortalized forever as an elite human in peak physical condition?
>>37489159
>>37489159
even the most pathetic loser can simply buy a hooker and get laid..
>>37489159
Phelps can walk into any bar in this country and take 99% of the women in there home that night
>>37486857
I've only just realised his tache was drawn on.
Damn tricksy Jews.
>>37489268
I have tears rolling down my face mate
>>37489302
I'd love to see him try that with me, I'm 6'0 and fucking huge, 186lbs of lean mean fighting muscle, if that dyel lanklet tried attacking my girl he'd either a) get a fist to the head b) bullet to the brain or c) a good'ol boy gang up on his twink ass
never respond to me again, dyel lanklet
During training he swims 6 hours straight and eats 12,000 calories every day(mostly shit like pizza too).
>>37489349
>PIZZA
you dont say
>>37489335
Phelps is 4 inches taller and 10 pounds heavier than you
>>37489335
>fucking huge, 186lbs
My sides have reached the andromeda galaxy
>>37489328
>>37489268
same here
michael phelps SWIMS all day while eating A POUND OF PASTA and ENERGY DRINKS while you slave away in the gym on 1900 calories trying to PR on LEG PRESS
>>37489134
>not blasting caffeine in the pm and cruising in the am
I bet you look like Jason Blaha
>>37489417
Been on a long hiatus from /fit, seeing this fag a lot.
Does this guy actually think he looks good, or does he think looking terrible is excusable because he thinks he's strong?
>>37489404
lel
>>37489417
holy fuck who is that monster
>>37489335
this is bait.
>>37489404
So good. The gift that just keeps on giving.
>>37488811
>swimming
>elite athlete
i bet this lanky nigger can hardly walk in a straight line.
>>37487293
>The fact that I'm a fat fuck and even at my most gluttonous I probably couldn't consume that food in a day and yet this guy does it 24/7 and then turns it into muscle and gold medals is amazing.
Swimming burns a fuckton of calories m8, especially considering he spent 4-5hrs/day at the pool in his prime.
t. former swimmer
>>37487519
bullshit chinese traditional "medicine"
>>37489505
Confirmed for not knowing what the fuck youre talking about.
>>37488811
>spend years training
>have to spend more time per week training than even the busiest japanese salaryman
>the levels of fatigue from such training basically preclude sex
Sex comes after glory anon
>>37489601
>implying it comes after
>he doesnt know about swimcest
>>37487293
Think about the amount of energy required to pull yourself through upwards of 20kms of treacle per day and then finish the day with weight exercises and running / cycling.
Shit makes sense.
>>37488811
Yeah, but having a chance at being the best beats it.
>>37486979
what the fuck were those things at 0:45?
>>37489573
lol sure dude keep swimming your laps, everyones so impressed at your outstanding athletic ability to perform a basic human function at a slightly faster rate lmao.
>>37488089
fuck I need to get back into competitive sports.
>>37489639
see
>>37488104
>>37489643
lol sure dude keep lifting your weights, everones so impressed at your outstanding athletic ability to perform a basic human function at a slightly higer rate lmao
>>37489643
Most people are impressed when they can barely tread water for a minute, actually. And then there's the butterfly...
>>37489643
>everyones so impressed at your outstanding athletic ability
Yeah, being a good athlete and having the exact body type that makes most women cream their pants while being able to eat whatever the fuck you want is pretty outstanding
>>37489662
im a trisport athlete, fuckface. i don't believe weightlifters and powerlifters are athletes either.
>>37486115
Christ. I knew he was from Baltimore but now he looks like he is.
>>37489958
Kek
>>37489701
not a gold medal one ;)
>>37490239
rekt
>>37489999
nice quad
>>37486115
Win more gold medals than entire countries
>>37489487
Blaha no picu
>>37488811
the feeling you get by winning multiple olympic medals is far better than sex, also gotta get that olympic village sex
>>37489268
Well color me motivated.
>>37489355
WHILE you are EATING clean
>>37489378
This, if phelps knows at least something about fighting then anon would be absolutely destroyed
>>37486115
I peaked at the olympics mode
Phelps is like 30 and this is what he currently looks like
>>37489436
he's legit delusional. he also has publicly lied and said he was hired by Bill Clinton as a mercenary during the gulf war or some shit to assassinate high-ranking world leaders. i shit you knot.
>>37492129
I hope he performs well at Rio
>>37489404
ayy
