>So you're staying at Hotel Kalypso as well? See you around the pool then :)
If this happened to you right now, would you be comfortable with showing off your current aestethics?
the girl in the back looks so slutty
it doesn't even matter what my body looks like because of my face
fuck
>>37482970
But I am
Nooope. Id have to skip the pool and go to the beach every Day.
Fuck everything
>>37482970
Yes.
>>37482970
Threads like this are so fucking motivating. Brb doing push-ups.
/fit/ doesn't even remember the original wide-hipped gf
>>37482970
No but I should be. Next summer, fuck.
>>37482970
no, but it's why i'm cutting and by the time i go away in mid july i should look ok
>mfw i'm one of the >implying i lift for girls shitposters
>mfw i actually am right now
>>37482970
Fuck no. Gonna go home and cry.
>>37482970
If I pre-pumped every day before I went down to the pool area, then yeah maybe
>>37482987
Nah i pick the front one
>>37483622
Yeah this, body weight exercises before I went down.
>>37482970
>have been lifting for literally two days
no
>>37483188
How motivated will you be once you realize it matters fuck all?
>>37482970
yeah
i'm surnburnt af right now tho
>>37482970
Yes., look at her fucking arms. If she isn't top 10% why should I be shamed if I'm not?
in b4 HIGH TEST THICKERRRRRRRRRRRRR mem
>>37482970
Probably never. That's my punishment for gluttonizing - that dreamer bulk mang, taking me all the way to 430.
Looks straight Clay Face. A wax statue that was left out in the Nevada desert.
>>37482970
SUMMER BULK 2016
I'll display my body with pride.
>>37482970
Get a quick pump in the hotel gym and pretend to be buff
>>37483689
I'd consider her top 10% girlwise
>Why are you still wearing your shirt, anon? Come on, take it off.
I never gave a fuck about people seeing my body
Even when I was a skinnyfat DYEL
>>37483783
yeah honestly this
memeing is fun and all, but in reality, 99% of people look like shit without a shirt on
>>37483624
+1, wanna eiffel tower? I'll be in the middle
>>37482970
i'd kill myself on sight
>>37482970
How can people be so insecure..? If a female shows interest in you to the poi t where she says something like this, she isnt suddenly going to be turned off if you dont have abs..
I bet the front one's tits are delicious
I have a shit body, but if they're already flirting then they are interested in my FACE FRAME and HEIGHT, so my body isn't going to factor as much at this point. Just flash some wallet gains and BAM
>>37483898
>>37483903
>Normal interaction is flirty behavior
>>37482970
I got covered in tattoos before I lifted so I already got the attention of degenerate chicks. Granted I was a skeleton not a lard ass so I guess I wasn't that bad (6'3 150 lbs)
>>37482970
yea
I THOUGHT I TOOK A PLANE HERE
>>37482970
i have bacne, so no.
>>37483950
Me too brother
>>37483935
>what am i doing on a bus
>>37483913
If they said oh cool nice to meet you, see yea around... ok yea normal. But pool or bar implies flirting
>>37483974
what's the context here?
>>37483967
have any idea to get rid of it besides taking Rx?
>>37484024
Apologizing for being a fucking white male
T-thanks you too...
>>37482970
I would go code instead of going to the pool
The pool is a waste of time... and so is this board... brb doing pushups to remind myself of hardships and going to code.
>>37484157
what do you write?
>>37484044
>>37484024
>>37483974
Lel is this that slavery shit?
Do they not know that like less than 2percent of Americans owned slaves at its peak?
>>37484176
Whatever my mind says to bro.
now brb you are the devil trying to make me procrastinate and i'm tired of you desu bro getting on my nerves after 4 years of being asleep.
Missed out on Kendall desu senpai
>>37484181
They dont
>>37483974
Lol anglos talk shit about Germans and French and this is what happens to them.
Anglos are the most pathetic people in existence.
>>37484443
>Lol anglos talk shit about Germans and French and this is what happens to them.
Meanwhile Trump is winning while Germans have Merkel and the French continue to import Africans
By God if there is anything I do with my life it will be to help with the Black plague.
>>37482970
Used my morning jerk on this pic. Thanks OP
>>37484044
Carl didn't say that, AIDS Skrillex did.
>>37484474
>Trump is winning
Best available option since republican. But dont kid yourself, he is a democrat in disguise and he is economically illiterate, just like democrats (doesnt see a problem with printing money, wants to negotiate minimum wage).
>while Germans have Merkel
The AfD has a good shot at winning and I will vote for them.
>the French continue to import Africans
Front National
im comfortable showing off my aesthetics it's my fucking face i can't stand
fuck
>>37484688
You also realize most American don't feel bad for Slavery right?
>>37482970
Whats the source?
>>37485546
How is my post about slavery?
>>37485884
You....you're still here.....
...
....wow.......
>>37482970
no but as she already seems to show interest, why the fuck would I not show up?
New a girl that was into me that always invited me to the beach or pool when i was studying abroad. She was a cute danish chick and I was an american, we were in Barcelona
I literally blew my chance with her cause I would turn down her invites and make excuses everytime she invited me to the pool/beach.
Right when I came back from that trip I immediately started lifting. Not anything special yet, but making progress. Will never let my body hold me back from something like that again
>>37486254
wasn't your body holding you back, it was your insecurity. girl kept inviting you, meaning she was into you as you were.
>>37483730
God you're retarded.
>>37486294
my body led to my insecurity. my face is decent, but i was skinnyfat and had love handles and bitch tits that were hidden with clothing.
i remember a girl making fun of my handles last time i took my shirt off in front of her so i avoided doing it again for a while
>>37486325
>>37486254
tfw bitchtits
I WILL CHANGE MYSELF ANON
I WILL DO IT FOR PAST YOU AND FOR NOW ME
>>37482970
>Chickfriends who are equally hot
That shit is rare
Post their other pics.
>S-sure
>coming home playing Hearthstone and never show up.
>>37487109
I dont have, maybe someone else does
>>37483231
>tfw no whgf
>>37482970
if they're already looking forward to it there's nothing to hide
>>37482970
Umm, I was actually gonna go diving with my bros and then eat ten pounds of food and a six pack. Have fun tanning, I guess.
>>37484688
>Extremelly filthy rich
>Economically illiterate
>>37488383
>can't spell "extremely"
trump supporters, everyone
>>37488404
He's extemely rich with two L's from all the money and you're just a sad Sandersbot
>>37488489
wow that was almost funny
nice try frienderino
Well, I have a 7 incher, good face, education, and some money. Plus I look like I lift, so yes I'll go to the pool and fuck them both in the hot tub.
I would have been comfortable even when I was a chubby middle schooler or a skelly uni freshman. If they showed interest when I was clothed then seeing me shirtless wouldn't change much.
>>37482970
Well, yeah.
My body looks like shit, but what do I care? I'm not looking for a girlfriend.
Now, I'm not good with girls, I've never had a gf, but am I correct in assuming that girls care more about confidence?
>>37482970
>6'1
>7/10 face
>'7,5x6 johnson
I'll see you ladies later
>>37488617
But your still 5'5"
>>37488778
5'11" actually. 34 though.. So there's that.
Thx for the motivation
>>37482970
>>37482970
why would any girls even talk to me?
;_;
>>37484044
can someone explain this meme?
>>37483783
yeah this
the majority of people have shit bodies so even if you're just a tiny bit fitter than the average person you'll look fine
girls have a lot lower standards than you guys think, basically anyone with pecs is jacked to them
>>37482970
I'm doing alright. I think both these chicks are ugly as sin so I wouldn't be too bothered even if I weren't looking that great.
lmao god no not with them
I'd rather go to the exec business meetings I'd be at "hotel Kalypso" for. then I'd just go and pick up club sloots.
fuck bitches thinking they're premium
>no, my nipples are slightly lopsided from pounding off
>>37482970
id smash front chick so hard shed be farting cum out of her holes for two weeks
>>37482970
yes because I'm a step below otter but lean and 'big' enough that girls are impressed.
Spoiler: Chicks don't think huge shredded sikkuntz are that hot. Otter is all you need
>>37489213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilCmywMin8I
he's in the background, you can find another video with more of him i'm sure, but meet AIDS skrillex in the mean time.
>>37489240
>I think both these chicks are ugly
There is nobody that can call these girls anything below even average. They're nice cute girls but they're not amazing. Calling 6/10s 'ugly as sin' really shows that you're a repulsive fat neckbeard or someone with serious complexes. You're not helping yourself.
>>37482970
Yes. Every fucking time I go to the pool the cuties are with dad bod types.
Then I see the insanely ripped buffed dude with a high test goddess.
These women in your pic aren't shit.
Perfectly fine because I'm not a faggot that lifts for women.
>>37483783
I didn't either and yet I still knew deep down that I could do better.
>>37489760
women make some pretty complicated calculations when they decide who to have long term relations with. They want to be attracted but they don't want to be outshone or intimidated. this "dad bod" thing reflects that. They're strong but won't draw too much attention. This is in addition to personality/social status, etc, of course.
>>37489929
Yeah I know. I was pointing out both men and women do this. The chubby girls are with fit guys and the fit girls are with chubby guys.
Funny world we live in. Also I noticed when fit girls are with fit guys the cheating runs rampant.
>tfw gym didn't open until April
Fortunately I can probably make otter by the skin of my teeth starting from having been a skeleton but I'm nowhere near where I projected myself to be. Now I can only buckle down n prep for Halloween
Regardless if I'm going to be found anywhere it's most definatly the hotel pool
>>37490119
Pic related is my costume idea btw
>>37490140
did anyone ask you fucking autist
>>37489990
>when fit girls are with fit guys the cheating runs rampant
I've experienced this first hand. I'm not the fit guy either I'm just someone who's been flirted with by a fit girl in a relationship. Gym bunnies are sluts in general.
>>37482970
Fuck yeah. Cheetah mode in this bitch
>>37483689
you're right also that high jeans that covers half her belly is a dead giveaway she has a gut
>>37484181
Now the big thing is to pretend that everybody relied on slaves to do every single piece of important labor critical to the development of the USA.
>>37489818
nice waifu
>>37482970
I guess
>tfw terrible skin
>tfw back acne
Small reee
>>37490140
we're all /fit/izens now...
>>37482970
My aesthetics are good enough for majority of grills, but I have backne, so I don't even wear tank tops. I probably wouldn't go
>>37490793
mom jeans are in style breh
>>37490140
No one cares you fucking looser
>>37482970
ahh sorry i'd love to but i can't, i've got plans tonight... maybe some other time?
>>37482970
>tfw would be totally fine, probably even attractive
>would act totally normal, maybe even light flirting
>would just say "gotta run!" and leave when I had to go, not exchange numbers or anything because I'm secretly a covert autist with good normie integration tactics
>go back to hotel and happily imagine what a great gf she would be by fabricating all personal details about her
>hairy skinnyfat with psoriasis all over
They'll be all over me for sure.
>>37491700
>because I'm secretly a covert autist with good normie integration tactics
It's ok man, me too
>>37484688
>AfD
Kys
>>37482970
This may be a shitpost but this shitpost got me to the gym. Did an hour of cardio and my normal lifting routine. I was about to not go today.
Thanks anon.
>>37483913
>autist detected
>>37490140
>implying anyone cares
kill yourself loserkid?
>>37483231
Breeding hips?!
>>37483670
You are correct.
>pale as fuck
>hairy as fuck
>tumor-like bellyfat
no thanks
>>37493158
gr8 b8 m8
>>37493158
talking about myself famalam
>>37494338
>>37482970
moar please
>>37494338
bump for moar
niamh hanbidge
>>37494482
internet is an amazing place thanks
>>37494482
much obliged
Tfw summer bulk.
Tfw chest looks worse everyday
honestly anyone who's been lifting over 3 years shouldnt even worry about what they look like.
>tfw every girl thinks you're impressive
>all your gym bros are pulling 5 to 6 plates and squatting 4 minimum
>tfw weakest out of gym bros
>>37494658
>implying 95% of people who have been working out for over 3 years are still shit
Consistent work with regards to progress is a rare thing to be seen
>>37482970
I weigh 140kg and hate the sun
>>37482970
i would join
>>37483707
I miss being in my early 20s. bulking is best
>>37494482
Lawd
>>37484688
>Billionaire with degree in economics
>knows less economics than someone who watches the daily show
nice may may friend
>>37482970
>right now
Yes. I'm tired and I just finished eating.
It gave me all kinds of stomach erections.
I wouldn't even tense man, I'd just chill with my swollen gut poking out.
Show them some of that IFBB action going on.
I'd rub it in circles to help the meal settle, like I usually do, but they'd think I was seductively caressing my onset of lennyism.
Wouldn't. Even. Correct them.
Probably even still have my semi from eating delicious goodness, might even crack a full boner when I think about breakfast, they'd flatter themselves obviously.
But who cares?
I'm happy, they're happy.
Good times.
