>you're in the gym when this guy slaps your ass
what do you do /fit/?
>>37474857
Tell him "Y-you too"
Suck him off for that protein obviously you fucking faggot
>>37474857
Slap his ass back, then ask for his routine for legs so I can shape my chubby birthing hips into man hips like his.
ask for another
has a guy ever actually slapped your ass at the gym?
Beat the ever living shit out of the cunt.
>>37474918
you cant reshape your hips, anon
>>37475026
Let me believe.
>>37474982
>Beat the ever living shit out of the cunt.
That's very lewd, anon.
>>37474982
d'aww anon is afraid of boys!
Get dubs
>>37474857
Suck his dick right then and there
>>37474857
69 in the showers
Say thank you.
apologize for jizzing everywhere and wipe down the equipment.
>>37474857
most guys that big are openly gay. the rest are in the closet.
>question is moot
h-high test thread?
>>37475345
Put on your trip Boardie.
>>37475345
ayy bb u want some fuk?
Cardio, like running some 15km away from him.
>>37474857
that's gay
>>37474857
That ass tho
>no homo
Take the compliment and move on
>>37475432
for reel
Probably blush a little. Maybe get a halfy
File a sexual harassment lawsuit
>>37475111
>implying its cute to want to beat people who slap your ass
yeah, nah, not everyone's a fairy, elton john.
Give him a strongly worded lecture about rape culture, grab my wife's son and leave.
>>37474857
I want to say something like "grab his crotch and kiss him passionately" but in reality I'd probably just blush and walk away shyly
a-ask if he wants to be my bf
or at least ask if he wants to fuck me silly
>>37475368
yeah right boardie wishes he had an ass like that
>>37474857
>wait til he is mid deadlift
>slap those pursed cheeks with the power of a thousand suns
Probably fuck him to collect his sperm so I can birth his children, for aesthetic though.
>>37475112
You mean these?
>>37477830
No these
yall gay
