>that guy who sweats a bucket in between sets
> that guy who posts "that guy at the gym" threads
Don't be that guy.
It just means his body is better at making ATP and has to cool down more
>>37470182
>That guy that is the OP's "that guy in the gym" example
Found the sweaty cuck.
>>37470163
i am that person, yes. i clean myself and don't get _anything_ wet after me. so what about it?
>you fucking pussy, mind your damn fucky business.
>>37470182
found him
>>37470225
found him again
>>37470225
>that fat manlet with big moobs and a gut who enetered the weight room, benched 30kg for 4 struggling reps and left
He didn't even re-rack, fuck that cunt, I hope he never shows up again.
>that guy that falls asleep on equipment
>that guy who goes around and re racks everything
>>37470163
Fuck. That's me mayne. I'm soaked through my shirt by the time I start my first set of squats.
>>37470163
> that guy who brings raw almonds to the gym in hopes of activating them and him muscles
>That guy that takes pictures of other people at the gym to feel better about himself
>>37470163
it me
>that guy who does OHP in the squat rack.
I actually saw this a few weeks ago.
>>37471301
>that guy who presses less than lmao1pl8
That's you
>>37471350
m8
I rep >the press for 10 with 1pl8
>quarter squatters
I want to blow my brains out every time
>>37471301
I do this and my gym only has 2 squat racks. So what?
>that guy who actually goes to gym
>>37471301
>that guy who does OHP in the squat rack.
Like I really want to power clean every time I want to Press...
>they guy who just started lifting but still wears
>straps
>gloves
>phone holder on arm
>belt on through entire workout
>compression pants
>gymshark t shirt
>that fat 'powerlifter' who racks up 7 pl8 deadlift, does 5 sets of 3 reps, taking 10 min break in between sets and leaves
>>37470163
>That wise guy who works hard at the gym
>>37471429
That's me what the fuck are you going to do about it lol
>that guy that just walks around the gym
>does a set
>walks around for 10 minutes
It's like he has Alzheimer's or some shit and doesn't know where he's at.
>>37470163
>not fat
>still sweat like a pig
When I do anything where legs are heavily involved, especially Deadlifts, I'm a fucking fountain
>>37471350
>>37471396
>>37471409
I can't tell if you took the bait or if you are the one baiting.
>>37471514
Theres a guy like this at my gym.
I've maybe only seen him do one or two sets in total but hes there every time im in just gym walking fucking laps of the place
>>37471228
Bruh me too
>>37470163
Dudes probably taken something with caffeine in it
>>37470191
What does this mean?
I'm a sweaty fuck. Only 5'10 and 76kg too so not even fat. What is it that makes me sweat so much? Diet? Health? Genetics?
Worst of all it's my head which goes first. I fucking walk 2 miles to work every day and even that gets my head going.
>>37471930
Sweat's purpose is to bind heat from your body
Heat is produced in cells when they produce ATP (energy)
>>37471960
dat creatine and caffeine
>>37470163
This is me. Especially from my ass. Sometimes i will hover over a bench of machine for like a minute after i've finished just so that my sweat evaporates. Gonna start taking a towel
>that Chad who doesn't sweat at the gym, takes 20 minute breaks between sets and flirts with all the girls
>he is still the fittest guy in the gym
>>37472367
>>37470163
Yeah , you have a problem with how much I sweat?!? Fuck off! At least I wipe down the equipment after
> that guy who doesn't wipe down the equipment
>>37471992
> Heat is produced in cells when they produce ATP (energy)
fuck's sake, go back to high school, anon.
>>37471220
I've done that a couple times cause the bitch of a trainer that works there can't sort by shape and puts three 10lb plates in front of the 45's
>>37471301
Keep rubbing it in nigga
>>37472367
Fuck this guy
>>37471418
Don't forget the lifting shoes!
>>37472367
My session tonight consisted of me trying to do dumbbell shoulder press, concentrating really hard on not having my teres minor give out, while this shithead had skinny outrageously pretty chicks was walking back and forth right in front of me to go chat with him.
I hope he drops a fucking dumbbell on his head
>>37470319
Whats so wrong about resting my eyes if I'm training hard? Why would anybody give a shit, I'm in my own little world at the gym.
>>37472367
You can do roids to.. Or reap the actual rewards of working out.
>>37471258
TFW nut allergy. I'm a little triggered thinking about people's nutty hands touching equipment I'm using. I know you're meming, but do gyms allow food inside?
>that guy who works at the gym and is never not working out
>>37470163
>that guy texting on his phone while doing leg press
>tfw I sweat even when doing absolutely nothing during winter
>that who who puts two basketballs under his shirt to make it look like he has big boobies and also wears a basketball shorts
>>37474796
you can make friends with girls too
>>37474796
that is a pretty bizarre reason to get angry
>>37470163
>that guy who occasionally yawns in between reps.
>yfw that's me
>That one indian guy who copies everything I do
>just with a lot less weight
I see you looking at me faggit
>>37471514
Im this guy
I just drink a lot of caffiene before I lift and it makes me pace around
Plus I listen to metal and it gets me going
>>37470191
yum found the one who goes to high school
> scrawny nigger doing bar only barbell shrugs in the gym's only squat rack
> talked to him yesterday, said is a regular for about 2 years now, full Auschwitz mode
>that guy who takes a redbull into the gym
>that guy who unironically uses the word aesthetics
>that guy who talks about their favorite youtuber """"bodybuilder"""" and openly mires his physic
God damnit fit I have literally seen all this 10mins ago in one person. He said he was almost crying when he saw the aesthetics of this one yt faggot.
>>37470163
Two weeks ago my phone jack for headphones fell out during a set of squats while I was playing "remove kebab". I was that guy.
>that middle aged asian man who lays down on the decline bench with his arms crossed and eyes closed for ~5 minutes
No idea what he's doing, never seen him do anything else, but at this point it would be weird if he wasn't there. Godspeed, asianbro.
>>37479745
>youtube
>"remove kebab"
>optimus kek
>>37477278
That guy who comes to /fit/ for the summer
>>37470163
>that guy who needs a rack to do shrugs with 1pl8
Also
>that guy who does 6 different variations of biceps curls
I don't know much about bodybuilding but is that really necessary
>>37482220
If you want big biceps you need lots of volume, so yeah.
>>37482244
Oh, okay. I guess the slight variations on exercise would allow one to use different muscles so you can do more reps.
>that dyel armed to the teeth with gear
>he uses his cell phone speakers instead of headphones
>leaves his shit everywhere
>deadlifting 4plates with terrible cat back
>makes a display of it, yelling and slamming weights
>has a fucking zyzz phone cover
Haven't seen him in awhile, he must have snapped his shit
>>37474868
I touch my nuts before I use gym equipment.
>>37476886
Kek not texting but that's me rn
>that guy who asks you how many sets you have left during a set
>>37479745
SERPIA STRONK WE WAR YOU
>that guy who eats a pizza between sets
>muscle maid bro
The guy who goes around the gym picking up stray garbage like pieces of paper or things on the floors. He goes and wipes down machines he's not even using. Doesn't work for the gym he just tidies up out of nowhere. He's strange but not annoying.
>"I'm at the gym" bro
The guy who get a call and tells the person he's at the gym and can't talk. Later, when he's running out of gas calls someone so he can tell them he's at the gym. He proceed to tell the other person all the workouts he's done and god forbid they don't know what any of that shit means because he will explain it poorly.
>full body gear bro
This dude rolls in wearing full training gear. Long sleeves full cover of the legs. This Power Ranger wannabe does his sets and peppers in some other bullshit like stretching or aerobic type movements. Doing exercises between the machines in everyone's way. Fucking Buu Saga Vegeta over here wants everyone to think he's a pro tier athlete. I mean how can he not be when everything on him is the same brand.
>>37479828
>that old ass asian man who defies all routines, but looks like a walking boulder
>that guy who does bench press on the floor in the squat rack
>there's always available benches
>>37482968
>"I'm bulking" bro
Fucking eat before or after you come to the gym. Not on the fucking benches or machines while you look around like a retard.
No one want to smell your badly cooked chicken breast and rice or take out from some shitty restaurant.
>>37483035
People actually eat WHILE working out where you live?
>That milfish looking lady who does all the most revealing exercises
>1 set of each ervealing exercise with 5 reps
>Walks around the gym doing random shit every single day
>That dad who does only curls
>Every single day
>Just curls
>Curl
>mfw
>That cap wearing guy who only does upper body
>His arms are way thicker than his legs
>>37483054
Maybe my current and past gyms were too lax but it was pretty common for a guy to sneak a container of food in then start chowing down between workouts.
One dude at my current gym comes in starts working out, does 30 to an hour then unzips his bag and pulls out either a tupperware of something or a small takeout container and starts shoveling that shit in.
He's try to strike up conversations with other people and will just sit there eating.
He'll get done then start pumping weights like a mad man.
>that guy who uses the assisted chinup machine to press their legs back and forth
>>37482968
FUCKING CHAD
>that guy who tries to get free personal training from everyone
>the guy who brings is entire family to the gym
His old lady doesn't want to be there, his kids surely don't want to be there, yet he's still trying to workout.
Everyone assumes they're living out of their car or something but I think he's just a shitass.
>The Arab guy who comes in with his wife.
>She gets on a bike
>He sits in the row
>Neither do any work
>They just yell at each other loudly
>Half in English, half in Farsi
>He does one rep on the row
>She peddles for 30 seconds
>They argue about him holding the door for another woman at Applebee's
>He cites the Koran, saying it's fine for him to beat her since she's disobedient
>This goes on FOR AN HOUR
>No one can use machines in that area
>They still do ZERO workout
>They finally leave
>There's now a wait to get on any machines in that area
Fuck you, Abdul
>that guy who's pretty much the father figure in the gym
God bless you Paul
>>37470163
>That guy who yells "COME GET SOME" before every set while "Grabbag" plays out throughout the gym.
>>37470163
>that gook who brings his entire life's possessions to the gym
>>37470163
that's me
i never wipe anything off
get fucked senpai :^)
>>37471301
Squat rack is the only place to do it at la fitness senpai.
>>37471301
I do it
That chick that works out without underwear and has no problem with everyone being aware of that.
>>37483727
>arab
>farsi
are you retarded?
>>37483727
>He cites the Koran, saying it's fine for him to beat her since she's disobedient
10/10
My sides are with Allah now
>that guy who dresses like a nba player, head band, arm sleeve,jordan shorts,nba jersey, pink shoes
>that one fat guy whos strong as fuck
>the 120lb Indian kid who only does curls and makes kissy faces in the mirror
