ITT: Times where your strength was functional
>got all of my groceries and was able to open my door in one go
t-thanks /fit/
>>37458604
>when my friends come to play tabletop games with me I now move the table noticeably easier
When i had to snatch 115kg in competition, and i did
>>37458719
Video?
>>37458719
i-is that really functional strength? it was a comp
>>37458701
fa/tg/uy as fuck.
Also being the guy at the table asked to open all the hard to open containers.
>>37458604
weird coincidence to see this thread today as my strength was actually useful today for the first time in fuckin forever
>be walking home from uni
>two middle aged librarians from the uni library are trying to load this cart of books into the back of one of those vans with the uni's logo on
>they're barely able to do it but then one of them starts to give
>rush towards them and catch the cart before it goes down, loads it back into the truck
>"oh thank you so much mister we almost dropped it"
>"no problem ladies, have a nice day!"
>went home and masturbated furiously to the mental image of the two middle aged librarian women mirin me
Moving apartments for the Nth time.
>tfw washing machine deadlift
>tfw Bookshelf bench press
>tfw flat panel tv from the 90s Squat
I hate how my job is constantly making me move but I can't turn down the salary
>>37458824
>masturbating
>losing gains
you'll never make it
>>37458907
Every time I masturbate an angel grows its wings
>ex stops by out of fucking nowhere after 2 months to see me today
>huge ms and I idiotically hug her back
>wow you've gotten so much stronger now
Kill me please.
>>37458701
>fa/tg/uy
>not /fit/tg/uy as fuck
One job anon...
Squats have noticeably increased my jumping height for Taekwondo
As for functional, I had to help a mate move house; he's a skelington and his partner is pushing whale status. Did the majority of the heavy lifting and didn't even tire, whereas those two constantly needed breaks.
>qt prints her final paper for some class
>Fat stack of papers
>Can't staple it herself
>Frantically looks around
>Rushes over to me
>I've prepared my whole life for this moment
>She begs for me to staple the stack for her
>Effortlessly punch through the stack with superior grip strength
>Excitedly thanks me and runs off, presumably to class
>Never see her again
>mfw
>>37459014
>he didn't fuck her right there and then in the printer room
mate what the fuck are you doing
>>37458604
>on a field trip for my uni course (civil engineering) constructing a small bridge
>moving sandbags across the site
>girl asks for me to help her carrying one sandbag
>I pick up one in each hand and walk off
>she quietly says 'what?' in awe
>tfw only been lifting for a few months and still dyel but everyone else on my course is a skelly
>>37458604
my friends are impressed, and being stronger is always good because i do tree work
Was able to beat a friend in an arm wrestle with him using two arms
beat a friend in an armwrestle with him using both his arms
>>37459474
didnt mean to type that twice
>>37458883
>>37459336
more like this please
>>37459474
you fucked up already
>>37458940
What the fuck are you trying to say, you autist fuck
>Lawnmower starts in one pull.
>Pickle jar lids are my bitch
>Black kids move out of my way on the sidewalk
>Got on the hard bimini of my friend's pontoon boat with no effort
>Physically lifted said pontoon boat off a log we were lodged to
>Girl at Best Buy licked her lips as I approached her in the cell phone section
>My hamster toss has increased 20 yards
>Neighbor's husband stared at his feet as I carried 2 bags of mulch into their garage for them
>Little Azn Dude who lifts insane weights told me I was gonna make it
I held three glasses of beer in one hand while steadying my dead drunk fat mate with the other hand and pulled out a chair for him with my leg.
>>37458824
something similar happened to me but it was an old lady that needed help getting water out of a trough in a public bench
To be honest it really didn't feel that heavy and I probably could have lifted before I started working out but it still felt good
Helping my friend do lumber work in the woods. Instead of cutting a tree the fell down on the trail i dead lifted it and walked it off. Another tree was on the trail. I clean and pressed it and threw it off the trail. Mfw it felt heavier then my normal 200 ohp.
Snagged a football with my arms extended as the DB was draped over me trying to knock my arms down.
Muscled that fucking ball in and picked up the first
>>37459319
J-Dog
