[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Shit normies do
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /fit/ - Fitness

Thread replies: 94
Thread images: 27
File: ss+(2016-06-06+at+04.05.20).jpg (54 KB, 523x404) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2016-06-06+at+04.05.20).jpg
54 KB, 523x404
A trainer in my gym recently proudly posted a video if his 100kg "clean" deadlift record
>>
i literally have deadlifted 5 times ever and i can deadlift over 300

lifting for just over a year
>>
>>37450459
post vid and comments
>>
>>37450477
Its all in german anyways

Its for reps tho
>>
>>37450475
i deadlifted over 300 my first go lmao
>>
>>37450489
yeah it's not like 225 is anything to brag about, i hurt my chest and i've been back benching since march, tomorrow i'm gonna try to bench that
>>
>max is 240kg
>literally don't even own a smartphone
Yes I am autistic, thanks
>>
>>37450514
if you don't have a smartphone how do you post between sets or on the potty?
>>
>>37450532
I read books or just contemplate my mistakes in life in between sets
>>
>>37450574
you poor thing
>>
>>37450459
I can probably strict press that manlet for reps IRL
>>
File: 1463002008784.jpg (25 KB, 891x597) Image search: [Google]
1463002008784.jpg
25 KB, 891x597
>>37450580
It's ok, I deserve it
>>
File: thingken of feels.jpg (31 KB, 561x519) Image search: [Google]
thingken of feels.jpg
31 KB, 561x519
>>37450604
anon stop
>>
File: 1461107179740.jpg (6 KB, 188x159) Image search: [Google]
1461107179740.jpg
6 KB, 188x159
>>37450612
no
>>
File: felt the feel.jpg (45 KB, 920x459) Image search: [Google]
felt the feel.jpg
45 KB, 920x459
>>37450624
please stop
>>
File: 1462081668858.jpg (14 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
1462081668858.jpg
14 KB, 300x300
>>37450639
me irl
>>
File: motivates_gym_01.gif (2 MB, 429x344) Image search: [Google]
motivates_gym_01.gif
2 MB, 429x344
>>37450459
Man i can do 127.5kg and im still a fat shit

> pic not related
>>
>>37450487
Post the video faggot
>>
File: break me off a piece.jpg (29 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
break me off a piece.jpg
29 KB, 480x360
>>37450649
>tfw think in ironic memes now

the ride never ends
>>
>>37450487
>was bedeutet, dass wir Deutsche nicht sprechen kann
>>
File: 1460694509059.jpg (9 KB, 250x196) Image search: [Google]
1460694509059.jpg
9 KB, 250x196
>>37450663
I was only ironically depressed at first but then the memes ceased to be memes and became my dark reality
>>
File: levels of meme.jpg (49 KB, 480x598) Image search: [Google]
levels of meme.jpg
49 KB, 480x598
>>37450686
:(
>>
File: 1463282586951.png (57 KB, 600x434) Image search: [Google]
1463282586951.png
57 KB, 600x434
>>37450690
>tfw life is just a prank bro
>>
File: knuckles.gif (507 KB, 250x216) Image search: [Google]
knuckles.gif
507 KB, 250x216
>>37450798
k-kek :(

i want to pet a polar bear one day
>>
File: 1462066023154.png (120 KB, 250x237) Image search: [Google]
1462066023154.png
120 KB, 250x237
>>37450818
>tfw the prank went too far
>>
File: suicide pepe.jpg (99 KB, 786x826) Image search: [Google]
suicide pepe.jpg
99 KB, 786x826
>>37450826
>tfw you just want the prank to be over
>>
>>37450475
I dead lifted 900lbs without even lifting a single time. I am also vegan.
>>
File: 1461666694547.jpg (92 KB, 601x508) Image search: [Google]
1461666694547.jpg
92 KB, 601x508
>>37450852
same
>>
>>37450869
yeah but i'm being serious

i just got straps and i shrug 365, was stuck at 275 cause i couldn't hold onto heavier on the way down

>>37450870
please end me
>>
File: 1464664914623.gif (837 KB, 320x240) Image search: [Google]
1464664914623.gif
837 KB, 320x240
>>37450903
Me too bro without even trying and without even any proof whatsoever I dead benched lifted curled 7 tons.

Like all women for 50 miles road my dick that night while I screamed light weight.

No proof though cause I have no phone, or camera, or anything, just typing this on a rock I found and I draw a screen on it with chalk.
>>
File: 1436497954265.jpg (5 KB, 240x148) Image search: [Google]
1436497954265.jpg
5 KB, 240x148
>>37450459
The guy did something he's proud of and posted it.

Congratulations.

What exactly is your problem OP?
>>
>>37451012
never fucking ever reply to me ever again
>>
>>37451043
That his dl is 100kg lmao
>>
File: 1463255434855.jpg (24 KB, 240x320) Image search: [Google]
1463255434855.jpg
24 KB, 240x320
>>37451069
rofl I know right, like I know your personally from you posting all your photos of you dead lifting 700kg.. IN EACH ARM!

AM I RIGHT BRO?

Do it againt bro show everyone, post a video of you deadlifting 700kg in each arm?

Ill wait to cheer your proof on bro!
>>
>>37451091
it's time to stop
>>
>>37451091
100kg deadlifter detected lmao
>>
>>37451091
yer a homosex
>>
File: 1462256829479.gif (848 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
1462256829479.gif
848 KB, 500x281
>>37451103
I know bro sick 100kg deadlift between each finger.

If only I was bigger lifting 2 ton per dick like you I might post proof.

Post proof bro, blow out all these low weight lifters!!!

>>37451098
Cant stop, too ripped and strong, while I am typing this on a rock I am deadlifting 4 tons of protein cake tires.
>>
File: 2722208308-1.jpg (46 KB, 350x350) Image search: [Google]
2722208308-1.jpg
46 KB, 350x350
>>37450653
>>
>>37450459
Post the fucking video ffs
>>
File: kill yourself.jpg (37 KB, 604x340) Image search: [Google]
kill yourself.jpg
37 KB, 604x340
FIT I'M GETTING A HAIRCUT THIS WEEK, HAIR IS PRETTY LONG LIKE 5 INCHES ON THE TOP AND 2 ON THE SIDES, GIVE ME IDEAS THAT ARE SEMI-EDGELORD I'M PROBS GONNA DYE THE TOP WHITE

>>37451139
>>
File: 1464566248927.jpg (2 MB, 2944x1847) Image search: [Google]
1464566248927.jpg
2 MB, 2944x1847
What makes me sick is this shit in this thread.

That dude posted his personal best, he is proud of it and rocks.

The jealous fucks who dont actually lift and sit around fit all day talking big then come in and try to downplay his goals and dreams.

Know who downplays other dudes lifts for no reason? People who dont lift or do shit.

Thats why they dont psot videos like this guy in op.
>>
>>37450653
looks like a man 2bh
>>
>>37451164
You got me bro
>>
>>37450459
>100kg
This is a Canadian board please post in pounds
>>
>>37450574
too real anon.
>>
>>37451421
>100£
Better?
>>
File: IMG_0160.jpg (157 KB, 720x960) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0160.jpg
157 KB, 720x960
>>37451421
Canada is metric you dipshit!
BC Lions train at my gym and they were doing some pretty good 130kg power cleans today.
>>
>>37452043
i fucking lost it
>>
File: 1460388142665.jpg (85 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
1460388142665.jpg
85 KB, 300x300
>>37452725
>BC Lions
I bet the line for the hip adductor machine was unbearable
>>
>>37452725
what gym is that bro, i need a new one
>>
>>37450798
>ironic prank posting becomes real again

the ride never ends
>>
File: 1464859837761.jpg (362 KB, 1242x2195) Image search: [Google]
1464859837761.jpg
362 KB, 1242x2195
>>37452725
fuck off noofie you're a sad excuse for a canadian
>>
>>37451164
I agree to some extent but seriously, all this social media attention whore tier crap is just asking for a reaction like that, I deadlift 100+ kg for 6-8 reps on the regular but I know it's not special, I OHP 70kg 1RM at 78 kg bw which is way more impressive but even then I wouldn't upload it.
>>
>>37450673
Almost. Should be:
"Was soll das bedeutet, dass wir Deutsche nicht sprechen können."
As it's commonly said: "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache.
>>
>>37450690
>tfw have feached meta-memelord status
Kill me
>>
>>37450459
Are you fucking kidding me? I've been lifting for 3 months and reached 100kg diddly last week. It's not impressive. 100kg bench, now that's impressive.
>>
>>37450653
SAUCE PLEASE
>>
good for him
>>
>>37453509
>100kg bench impressive

any gym goer should be able to bench 2 plates
>>
>>37453544
Any gym goer who's been at it for more than 1-2 years should be. But being serious about your diet and going to the gym for 2 years is already impressive because most people fail after a couple of months. 100kg deadlift is actually unimpressive because it can be achieved by any guy in under half a year even with an okay diet.
>>
>>37453585
>2-3 years to hit two plates on bench
God damn you're pathetic
>>
>>37451164
tfw benching 36 kilo (79 lbs) because no bench, no squat rack, and using to dubells that are unstable af while laying on the floor.

lanklet skinny fat :c

also curling and skullcrusher only 26 kg (57 lbs).

i'm 192 cm (6'3) 83 kg (182 lbs), started lifting like 6 month ago, started a decent routine like 2 month ago i think.

been cuting most of the time, and not having access to a gym atm doesnt help tho.
>>
>>37453653
t. short armed manlet
>>
>>37453511
Aurora Lauzeral
>>
>>37450574
Like not owning a smartphone?
>>
>>37451043
His problem is probably my problem which is the fact that he's proud of a 2pl8 DL

That shit isn't impressive unless you're a 14 y/o sub 5' sub 100lbs girl
>>
File: IMG_0163.jpg (182 KB, 720x960) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0163.jpg
182 KB, 720x960
>>37453221
BC is the west coast you fucking idiot. Only an indian could make a comment this stupid.

>>37453151
TCC Kamloops
>>
>>37453500
thats wrong
>>
>>37453544
I still remember the first time I benched 2 plate. Some football players from the local college came over and cheered me on. Was kind of weird but super cool.
>>
>>37450903
Dude literally nobody cares how big your e-cock is. Why do you feel the need to post your shitty stats even ? Literally nobody gives a fucking shit unless you lift some serious weight (ie 5 plates and up) and post a video.
>>
>>37451051
can i reply to your son though?
>>
>>37453221
"Gains" she's literally tiny as a fucking toothpic ass not even impressive or built by muscle. DYEL?
>>
>>37453221
'gains'
pls
nice ass, though
>>
>>37450459
I think I did that same weight in freshman year of high school... And I was the weakest kid in that damn place
>>
>>37450475
I killed an elephant with just one punch and I'm not even into kung fu. Lying fuck.
>>
>>37450489
I painted a replica of the Sistine chapel and I've only finger painted before. Lying fuck.
>>
>>37450500
then why the fuck you braggin'?
>>
>>37451164
honestly, I thought the focus was on what looked like a fountain drink on the rack since he quotation marked "clean." That's the only thing I could derive of this post.
>>
I don't believe one fuck that says they can lift this or that. I rarely see anyone at the gym lifting clean. I know all those high schoolers and college freshman brag about how much they lift but in the gym they're doing partials and cheats on everything.
>>
>>37453662
If you are looking for someone to tell you that you are weak. You are weak.
>>
>>37450475

I wouldn't brag about a 300lb DL desu
>>
>>37451164
>i cant deadlift 2pl8 the post
>>
>>37453500
No. Dass is not a modal verb; koennen should still be conjugated
>>
What's wrong with being a normie?
I'm just a married man who wants to be healthy so I can lead a good example to my future child.
>also give that good dick to my qt3.14 Chinese mistress
>>
>>37451164
the problem is he is a "trainer"

I propably know more about fitness about him but since I look dyel (bodyfat too high) nobody would hire me while he is some kind of ottermode no legs fags and gets the job

it is just pure jelly, but isnt it understandable? Dude got a nice job because he LOOKS like he knows his shit.
>>
>>37453221
>noofie
>noofie
its fucking newfie u autist, just stay quiet in brampton panjeet.
>>
>>37450459
Is no one going to comment on his shit stance and poor form? Goddamn it's summer over here
>>
9 mos liftin, 5'7 165 manlet. Can i post my 395 diddy on instagram or will people have a laff at me? thx
>>
>>37456999
Well, if you know so much more about fitness than he does, you shouldn't have any problem doing a cut and losing that bodyfat, if that's the only thing keeping you from getting a job as trainer.
>>
>>37450489
you don't have to lie to impress us anon. we already didn't like you even before this shit reply
>>
>>37452725
Here in Montreal gym weights are in pounds
>>
>>37453585
I've been going to the gym for 6 months and I'm at 200lb bench. I don't think it should take someone 2 years to hit 100kg.
>>
File: 1342400258305.jpg (3 KB, 126x114) Image search: [Google]
1342400258305.jpg
3 KB, 126x114
>>37450459

THAT is a trainer at your gym? jesus fuck, i wouldn't pay a DYEL for fitness advice the same way i wouldn't want a fat as fatass as a dietician.

Anyway, on topic, I judge the shit out of anybody is constantly taking pictures and selfies of themselves working out. If you put in hard work, other people ASK YOU if you've been hitting the gym. you don't need to tell all 500 people on your "friends" list that you've been going to the gym.
Thread replies: 94
Thread images: 27

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.