>lift weights at Sports Authority
>get arrested for shop lifting
>full body workout
>anus isn't sore
Okay, that one was actually pretty funny
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>>37447268
>overhead press
>still no news chopper
>>37447268
Glad you got this joke in now, since it's gone bankrupt and all stores will be closed by the end of summer.
>>37447268
>Try bench press
>no buttons
>lateral raise
>no ladders
>do lunges :DDD
>ibs only bregfas :DD :D :::DDDDDD
>try power cleans
>ended up using Mr. Clean instead
>bust out some power snatches
>decide not to do accessory exercises, don't want to be slutty
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>leg extensions
>still a manlet
>front squat
>knees don't go that way
>decline bench press
>do chest flies instead
>Jack off
>turns on Jack
>stepper for Cardio
>still can't step up to gym bully
> deadlift
> I FEEL ALIVE
> rows
> actually just one row
