> do my squats like a good goy
> eat lots of protons
> get joocy gloots
> squat down to pick up boxes at work, pants turn into pic related
> get laughed at by everyone in vicinity
> hear sporadic laughter as word spreads
> gf laughs for 5 minutes when I call her and ask her to bring replacement pair
>>37444681
post gloots
>>37444681
Same happened to me...i am a cook and i was taking some plates from a low shelf...my pants literaly exploded...
>>37444681
Are you CIA?
>>37448309
I don't know, given the ripping of his pants, he might be a big guy..
WHEN BIG JEFFERY WANTED JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN
ANON TURNED INTO A CLOWN
>>37444681
>2016
>Not buying stretchy pants
>Never gonna make it
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>>37448631
If I ripped the pants, would it hurt?
>>37448803
Next you'll be saying I should wear a stringer and a snapback.
>>37444681
own that shit motherfucker. you gotta be all FUCK YEAH HULK SMASH and just flex your shirt right off the seams
>>37450207
If I wasn't a recovering SS victim with a lagging upper body...
>>37450192
you should
