How true is this /fit/?
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2300-swole-culture-perils-my-bodybuilding-addiction.html
http://archive.is/BV7CG
Stupid nigger.
>>37435138
I havent really read it but I think I know what it's going on about.
You shouldn't base your life around lifting, lifting is simply a pass time. If you have a choice between hanging with your mates or going for a workout you should always hang with your mates etc. It doesn't matter if you miss a workout or miss 2 workouts etc. Unless you are a proper fatty lifting is just a hobby. Don't waste your life lifting thinking it will give you a better life as its odds on that it won't
>>37435138
so is there a pic of him?
>>37435730
>14 inch biceps
>>37435138
>14 inch arms
>"Bodybuilder"
Apex kek
>that's where he found out he had muscle dysmorphia
>muscle dysmorphia
I'm surprised this is actually a specifier under Body Dysmorphic D/O. I would figure it was some bullshit V##.## diagnosis.
>>37435138
>14 inch veiny biceps
>bodybuilder
>cracked
What is this, 2008?
Why does it seem like clickbait sites have a vendetta against lifting?
>>37435138
hes probably a manlet
>>37435858
because most people are out of shape and it's easier to justify it than do something about it, so an article that supports your bullshit is something you'll probably read and pat yourself on the bat
money
Mine are 14.5 (t-thanks SS) and theyre compliment-from-normie tier, not normies-are-shitscared tier
>This is not to say that all bodybuilders are addicts, of course. Millions of people can pursue it as a hobby without getting sucked into a pit of obsession that ruins every other aspect of their life. Maybe the difference for someone like Brian is just a matter of getting started for all the wrong reasons -- insecurity is a beast that only gets hungrier as you feed it.
lol, there's an increasingly worse obesity epidemic but it's people who work out that have mental issues
kys fatties
>>37435138
OP did this article pop up on your Google now feed too?
>>37435926
What do you expect? Fatties have to continually find some way to deflect the negative attention away from them.
>>37435138
>cracked.com
ishyggydyggy
>cracked.com
>>37435858
they hire nu-males.
>cracked
I am compensating my autism
>read article
>guy says he was a medium shirt size with 14" arms
Wtf. Was he even lifting?
>>37435138
>cracked
It's a SJW cuckfest now
>cracked
sage
>>37435173
You shouldn't base your life around socializing socializing is simply a pass time. If you have a choice between hanging with your mates or going for a workout you should always wok out etc. It doesn't matter if you miss a hang out or miss 2 hang outs etc. Unless you are a proper autist socializing is just a hobby. Don't waste your life socializing thinking it will give you a better life as its odd on that it won't.
This is a picture of the "man" that wrote this "article"
>>37437002
looooooooooooool
>>37436931
working out for 5 years too
>>37436931
So for these measurements is it assumed that you will be trying to make your arm as big as possible by flexing and contraction?
Remember when Cracked used to write funny articles?
>>37437183
Yeah, I loved Seanbaby
>>37437087
I'm watching that megsquats video right now....
>>37437148
Yes, of course
>>37437002
wait, so that's "Brian", or just the author?
I really want to see what kind of manlet gave up at 14in arms and thought he was too big
>>37437183
WHAT HAPPENED
>>37438175
SJW.
>>37438175
It all started going down hill with that faggot whose name I can't remember but whose articles were just sad cunt bitching about growing up poor and shit.
>>37438573
David Wong (Editor In Chief), John Cheese ("10 reasons me being a poor alcoholic growing up makes me better than you. By the way, I was an alcoholic and I was poor.") or Adam Todd Brown (I'm fat so I know music better than you, did I mention I am fat?")
Those faggots ruined Cracked.
Remember when Cracked was good? When Swaim videos were legitimately entertaining? I do.
>>37435173
Nope it's Cracked, it spirals pretty quickly into "lifters are dudebros who should be hated!" These people hate anything that might be perceived as "masculine" in any way and you can bet your ass that sooner or later an Anita Sarkeesian type will show up to tackle "misogyny in America's gyms"
>>37438625
I have the original "Rio" drawing Swaim did for an article about music and for the love of fuck, I can't remember what the article was about, but I asked him for the drawing and he sent it to me.
That guy was deck.
>>37436976
Based anon
>>37435138
Yeah i'm compensating for my crippling self-esteem issues.
Fuck you
>>37435138
>bouncer
>can't roid because of drug testing
total bullshit. Every bouncer I know is a total juice head. Hell, what kind of nighclub/bar drug tests at all, let alone for PEDs? about 90% of food service employees using drugs of one degree or another, plus testing for steroids often requires blood testing.
>>37438945
Blood testing or a more than usual amount of urine.
Army testing standards for drugs was 30ml.
Roids was 60, in 2 bottles.
Commanders have to special order roid tests on grounds of suspicion.
I was my units piss test guy for 3 years, never seen it happen.
>talks about how it's an insult to be asked why you don't deadlift
>claims he still found wearable pants because he "mainly focused on upper body"
>14" arms
I sincerely hope this guy was reverse e-statting to make himself look less shitty, because otherwise anyone who actually lifts knows he's full of shit
>>37438945
>>37438990
A full test for every banned substance costs several thousand dollars per test, even The Olympics can't afford to test every sample of every athlete(the only test winners and a few random athletes), with piss tests they just test for abnormally high testosterone levels since that's comparatively cheap
>>37438175
SJW and feminists instinctively infiltrate any subculture thats popular with young men and then ruin it, just ask /co/, /v/, /sp/ or the metalheads on /mu/
>>37435138
That was actually a serious article. Well done, Cracked.
I haven't actually measured my biceps, how big are 14" arms?
I'm 100% sure that this bodybuilder is a curlbro and calls himself a bodybuilder the same way obese kids call themselves powerlifters on /fit/
>>37439217
Not DYEL mode but definitely nothing to brag about. 15 is the minimum you should have before you start feeling like you accomplished anything.
>>37439161
>metalheads
I thought they tried the metal scene but failed
>>37439161
>metalheads on /mu/
Fuck me, metalheads have become such soft faggots these days.
>>37439251
Have you ever been to metal-archives? The admins are literally SJW caricatures.
I know I'm compensating. I'm so fucking angry all the time. I'm angry at a lot of things, mistakes I made, people I let control me, time I've wasted, all those times I let people see who I was and they left me to eat shit. I'm awful, and I know it, but I'm not the biggest shit stain on this planet so long as I can just keep to myself and not hurt anyone like I've hurt myself. So the lifting and running is just a way to keep me from actually losing it completely and shooting up Chuck e Cheese.
>>37439217
>>37439239
14" is pretty sure imo
>>37439309
>DYEL
>>37439309
>fatceps
bodybuilding is bad, mmkay?
>>37439421
"You may make her squeal when you pump her ass full of your cum, you may make her call you daddy as you spit on her and slap her, you may make her scream your name out when you pin her against the wall to fuck her harder - but when she comes home and cleans up, I'm the one who's cuddling her. Who's the real winner?"
>>37439436
i am, bro. i am.
>>37439436
Kek is this from something?
>>37439266
Yeah.
Things started getting pretty equal there, you know, representation and all.
Not like this fat phobic meathead circle jerk.
>>37439460
Why are DYELs allowed to live?
The fuck, girls would avoid him? Brah. Whoever the fuck they got to talk must have some Jeffery domer vibe or some shit because when I hopped on my female attention rose 10000%
>>37439462
World of aircraft is where it started. Kek is what the alliance see when horde says lol
>>37439460
>practical uses
>implying a body builder couldnt do exactly what the faggot was doing, but only exponential stronger.
Dont know if there any legitamacy to the speed portion
>>37439460
Kek. I love this muscle size = no mobility meme
>>37439684
Jesus fucking christ.
Your not serious are you?
>>37439692
>Dont know if there any legitamacy to the speed portion
There isn't. Decathletes and sprinters need the extra musculature in order to generate their speed and power for their events. Yes, they're nowhere near bodybuilders in terms of muscle size, but to say the lanky dude is more athletic is dependent on the event itself, but largely nonsense
>>37439703
World of warcraft* But yeah im serious
>>37435926
when the majority are wrong they dictate what's "right"
>>37439762
Faggot
He was asking if the post he quoted was from something
>>37439728
Trackin.
>>37439126
Yeah man, when the suit came up I was sure they were going to mention difficulty with pants.
>>37435138
>cracked
Are you seriously expecting anyone to visit that link?
Why the fuck do you go to that site?
OP is such a fucking retarded numale faggot
>>37439762
Bur
>>37439695
>He doesn't know the formula for kinetic energy or impulse
Speed really is far more important than mass, just compare a bullet to a pineapple
>>37439251
>>37439252
>>37439266
It's funny watching secular humanists scramble to rationalize liking Burzum even though Varg is a big meanie who says mean things.
>>37439309
mirin 11inch arms with 3 inches of fat
>read article
>'this man had an addiction, but most people can lift without ruining their lives - be sane and sensible, kids'
>read thread
>'SJW PROPAGANDA NUMALES HATE LIFTING WHY ARE THEY PREJUDICED AGAINST BODYBUILDERS THE GUY WAS DYEL ANYWAY'
/fit/ pls
>>37440002
Except the human body generates kinetic energy as a function of muscular exertion. An increase in muscular exertion is attained by increasing the cross-sectional area (i.e. size) of the muscles
Yeah i don't agree completely but you can't tell me that people like rich piano and jay cutler are taken seriously by normal people
Nobody likes roided up freaks, the largest you should get is arnie size
>>37439460
Why is everyone so obsessed with fighting and mobility wtf
>>37439695
>>37439460
>Practice martial arts
>Everyone is DYEL
>Outweigh everyone by 50+lbs
>They always get winded during sparring
>My stamina and power beats their speed every
time
>Master tells them "speed can always beat power but power cannot beat speed"
>Can see their frustration
I feel bad for them.
>>37440542
>Master is right
>But they can never achieve needed speed advantage without dedicating their life to martial arts.
Did judo, Aikido myself and it could get hilarious.
Master could ragdoll me tho.
>>37440605
Agreed.
They're all higher belts than me too.
I can't imagine how bad it would be when I finally pick up some real speed.
Last time we sparred I kick one guy across the mat and injured another guy to the point where he fell to his knees. I felt really bad about it.
>>37440469
People in the modern world are obsessed with the idea of 'authenticity.'
Physical performances (e.g. sex and violence) are the focus of a lot of nonsense because they're the one thing in the first world it's very difficult to fake.
>>37435173
>You shouldn't base your life around lifting, lifting is simply a pass time. If you have a choice between hanging with your mates or going for a workout you should always hang with your mates etc.
Fuck you. Part of being an adult is choosing when to say yes to others and when to say yes to yourself.
A deal I make with myself is more important than whatever random people in my life wants me to do.
>>37440469
Because it's the idea of the muscles being "functional" beyond the task of picking things up and putting them down. There's the mindset that the bigger guy is to be protective of his mate/family/whatever, and not just the kind of guy whose muscular "functioning" ends at being strong enough to help a buddy move to a new home
>>37439251
That's almost a tenacious d lyric
>>37440706
>being able to help people move isn't functional
>being able to wrestle a strictly theoretical armed intruder's weapon away in imaginationland is functional
People who think this way are violent. They are LOOKING for a fight, and will invent one if they can't find it.
>>37440469
Nobody likes to feel vulnerable. Creating a reality in your head where you can still defend yourself or your territory from people who are much larger gives you a false sense of security
>>37435858
they employ cucks with high estrogen and liberal views who have white guilt and hate anything masculine
>>37440767
Everyone knows being able to move stuff is an expression of functionality, however these people also prefer multifunctionality. Otherwise it's considered vainglorious to spend that much time/effort improving the ability to do one single thing
>>37436976
right except humans are social animals
when youre 80 and all your gains are gone are you going to remember that one time you worked out on a tuesday night or the time you bailed on your tues night workout to hang with your buddies, experience something new, and meet new people
>>37438149
Brian is probably fictitious charicature made by the author.
>>37441193
Fuck off. You aren't going to remember that one night you hung around on a couch with buddies and saw Friends reruns either.
>>37441587
you're literally autistic
(but spending all your free time playing video games and watching anime is perfectly fine)
>>37441587
Not the OP you're replying to, but his point still stands that we're social animals. Yeah, there's a lot of things that we won't remember but building up a good social life is highly conducive to a fulfilled one. We all know that fitness is highly important too but the comparison that they are exactly the same (i.e. you can tade off one for the other) is mistaken. Again, you should always strive to be fit and healthy but I think deep down having a strong and healthy social life matters more to us.
>>37435138
>cracked
>>37441649
if I had to choose living alone for a year or lying in bed without moving for a year I'd pick solitude.
>>37435858
1) Most of their readers are sedentary and range from skinnyfat to obeast, and hate anybody who's fit. Articles that hate on fit people help them pretend they're not disgusting.
2) Most of these click bait sites are filled with third wave feminazis and their cucked numale followers. As a result they hate anything masculine in the slightest. Considering a muscular man is one of the most visible displays of masculinity, they hate weightlifting the most.
3) Feminazis want to discourage activity so everybody is as fat and miserable as them. That way they'll feel less pathetic.
Yeah this article is bull
The author a skinny manlet who is probably jealous of the muscles and the ladies/respect you get when you have them
The guy who this article is written about is 100% fake
>Claims to be a bodybuilder
>14 inch biceps
>I had 14 inches in highschool
It's satire you stupid FUCKS
>>37435138
Cracked is buzzfeed-tier leftist SJW horseshit now, I wouldn't take any article on that site even close to seriously. I can guarantee you that everything published there is part of pushing an agenda.
>>37438990
How many took a shit when you where in there?
>>37442107
>14 inches up your rear end
get at me fag
>>37436976
Holy autism
>>37435926
what? thats not even true. childhood obesity is actually on the decline.
>>37440002
a "fast" person does not move 100 times as fast as a big guy, the difference is maybe 10-20% at most and the additional strength sure as fuck makes up for that.
>>37444857
>For children aged 2 to 19, there’s been no change at all in the prevalence of obesity since 2003. In other words, childhood obesity is not in fact on the decline. It’s only for a small slice of kids—those aged 2 to 5—that there has been a drop. According to the study, 8% of young children in that age group were obese in 2012, compared to 14% in 2003.
http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/americas-obesity-rates
>>37435138
14" biceps and this kid thinks he is big and muscular? What a fucking joke... The kid has body dysmorphia alright.... He thinks he looks like he fucking lifts.
I got suspicious when they said he was natty (implying you can be big and natty without being fat as fuuck), but then i got down to his """""""massive""""""" 14-inch natty arms, and realized that he is only "big" compared to non-lifting nu-male twinks that probably couldnt bench 1pl8 if their lives depended on it
>>37445023
14" isn't even big, I'm a 6'2 dyeleton with SS and I'm at 13.5 (just checked). I'd be embarrassed to take my shirt off in public.
>I have to say the guys were hot, they were a bit too big-muscled for my liking.
>Actually, normal, healthy muscles are so much more attractive than crazy-ass muscles.
Lets get this shit started
>women
>>37435138
>When my biceps were at 14 inches and my veins looked like they were popping out
>I expected ladies to start asking me if they could feel my muscles
>I feel bad people are going through that. I've always suspected most bodybuilders have some kind of addiction.
> I personally find it extra gross because I prefer the chunky variety. I'm glad this guy got some help though.
>women
>>37445250
Women are too stupid to know that 100% of males who are "too muscular" are on steroids.
Not 99%.. Not 99.99%... Fucking 100%
There is a subconscious, evolutionary sense that those gains arent natural or loyal.
It is impossible to get too big as a natty. As this article claims
>>37445250
>implying women have any clue what they want
>that Infantryman who says he would have died if he took the SF PT Test
>talking shit about muscled dudes
>not knowing that some of the biggest meatheads are Infantryman
Lmao
Fucking POG fuck probably attached to an infantry unit
>"Cut means low body fat means low long term endurance. That's bad"
Lmao. Skinny fat c u c k confirmed
>>37435166
ty for link, also checkd
>>37435138
>But he encountered some more banal problems too. "Finding clothes that fit. Pants were fine because I mainly focused on my upper body, but shirts were a real problem.
>Pants were fine because I mainly focused on my upper body
>I mainly focused on my upper body
Holy shit why is anybody trying to fix a problem they have with them-self automatically "compensating for something".
I lift and workout because I spent more than 20 years of my life being lazy, physically unfit and I allowed that poor lifestyle to sneak into the other aspects of my personality.
I work out to teach myself discipline, to get a better and more healthy body, and to combat my depression. If trying to take responsibility for myself is somehow "compensating for something" then fine. But at least I'm doing something positive with my life (hopefully) rather than writing a shitty blog about people with more dedication than myself.
I don't care anymore. I know who I was before I started lifting and while I've only been at it around 4 months I know I don't want to stop because one day I'll look good but I'm already starting to feel a lot better.
>>37445389
why is Jayden James on Polish news?
>>37435138
>BAD GOYIM, dont lose weight
>here goy have some more high fructose corn syrup beverage and 2 big macs
>being in shape is bad and should be avoided
>>37437002
>http://archive.is/BV7CG
hahahahahahahaha
[/thread]
>>37440663
Also
>Not lifting with your buddies
>Not having the gym be your sanctuary where you and your friends can catch up
This guy was a fucking autist.
>>37445637
I am not sure who is more retarded.
The cracked faggot who wrote the article, or this /pol/poster who thinks it is all le joo conspiracies
>>37445358
>TFW you're a grunt and skinny AF
I was 5'10 and 145 when I got back from a month long training op in Ft. Pickett VA in March, but I've just bee doing ship ops since then and got back up to 170 lifting on boat.
There are some holocaust survivor grunts out there though.
>>37435138
>14inch biceps
Is that dude trolling? I started lifting 3 months ago can barely curl 14kg dumbells for 10 reps and my biceps is already 13.5inch and it looks fucking small.
>>37439277
This needs to be added to the sticky.
This is the epitome of being a true /fit/izen
>>37440605
>Aikido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLP_DInpPHE
>>37445250
Cognitive dissonance
>women know what they want
And the meme continues
>>37445807
>gym is a social hour
Fuck off
>>37446393
...what? What do you do while resting between sets?
>>37435138
"Muh small dick" argument
>>37436976
This
If you enjoy something that's literally all that matters. Unless it's affecting your dependents aka kids then it's nobody's business.
>>37439436
God speed
>>37435858
Most clickbait sites are liberal and they're pandering to their target audience of passive aggressive beta males and unfuckable militant feminazis.
>>37439217
By any serious standard 14" arms are noodles.
>>37448120
IMPOTENT beta males and unfuckable militant feminazis
>>37439430
You know someone isn't hiking when they're posing in flip flops
>>37440663
Inb4
>hurrdurr autism
>4everalone
>leave your mom's basement and you might get laid lol
You should prioritize yourself. Work out if it's in your favour and skip a workout if it's in your favour. There's nothing superior or virtuous about always putting other people's whims before your own goals (that's a good way to make friends and girlfriends into gains goblins) - in fact some would say that your social worth is inversely proportional to how available you're perceived.
At the same time don't go the retarded cocoon -mode route and kid yourself that shunning all human interaction is going to help you emerge from your chrysalis as a fully formed alpha male "one day". Social interaction is practiced, improved and cemented through the act itself.
Bottom line is there are no rules: have the self confidence and conviction to weigh up the options and make a decision then and there using your intellect, not referring to some try-hard rule of thumb that is wrong as often as it is correct.
>>37440763
Or Axis of Awesome ... no, wait, they're LOLPROGRESSIVE gender bending faggots now.
>>37440804
Sure, but why don't, say, artists or musicians get the same butthurt hyper-defensive passive aggressive reaction lifters and bodybuilders do?
>Oh, so you're a concert cellist? I could beat you in a fight, you know. Don't thknk you're tough, because you're not. If I threw a punch right now, could you counter it? Ha! No you couldn't! All those years training, for nothing.
>So I heard you draw photorealistic landscapes. That's cool. I used to be a photorealistic artist too, yeah, nah I don't have any pictures on me because it was a long time ago, but I was about as good as you. I gave it up though because I realised it had no application in my job as a furniture mover. Can you carry a couch up ten flights of stairs? Nah, didn't think so mate. You should incorporate furniture shifting into your routine, at the moment you're over-specializing mate.
>You're a mathematician? Oh. That's cool I guess. I don't like mathematicians myself. I bet you think math impresses girls, huh, well actually real women prefer men with average math skills. Peacocking your math qualifications is actually a real turn off. When me and my girlfriends see a mahematician across the bar we're all like "Oh my God, as if, what is he overcompensating for, like yuk, forreals". So, I'd never sleep with you. Just so you know. Ok, gotta go, thanks for the drink
>>37448362
I hike in flip flops all the time.
Up bigass mountains too..
>>37438149
>>37436931
>>37435910
>>37435813
>>37435768
His biceps only, not including his triceps was 14 inches
>>37449051
His arms would have to be 28 inches.
>>37448120
As opposed to inbred redneck douchebags and proud conservative harpies on the dole, right?
>>37449169
Unfuckable feminazi detected.
>>37448547
Because they get other butthurt defensive passive aggressive reactions.
>oh, you're a concert cellist? how bad did your parents have to beat you to get to that point?
>you're a mathematician? eww wtf. i hate math. what do you even do all day? just write problems down?
>you skateboard? are you like 14?
Everyone has some bullshit insecurity, and some people are dickheaded enough to project that insecurity onto others. That's just how the world works. And this is compounded by the fact that people generally favor things from others that benefit them in some way, and things that don't benefit them get more negative labels (that's so vain, it's a waste of time, etc.)
>>37448547
This is so perfect, I will use it as pasta on misc and reddit.
>>37448547
Kek I'm going to use this in the future
why do clickb8 sites like cracked and buzzfeed spam their shit on our sites?
if you link to these sites without using web cache archive, you're a fucking shill.
>>37435138
I'm compensating for my shitty life
>>37449051
don't forget to remove your brachius and humerus from the measurement too.
Dumbass
>>37435858
It's seen as too masculine and therefor it must be destroyed.
>>37448660
I cry for your poor fucking ankles. Don't you care for them at all? They've carried and supported you for your whole life. The least you could do is show them some respect.
Havent read the thread, but no its not true.
I lift to be better and feed my narcisism. I know Im good. Good job, good apartment, good wardrobe, good height, good face and good body. I lift to be even better. I lift to feel even more superior then I allready feel and know I am. Theres no insecurities, I just want to be the best I can be.
>>37454532
Exactly my dude, its all about improvement, not conpensation
>>37445912
>Commie beta who wrote the article is literally a jew
>All of these types "happen" to be jews
>p-pure c-coincidence!
Sup dumbass..
>>37435173
I love how it's always mediocre people who prioritize social life rather than the things they love
enjoy being mediocre at everything OP you have your friends to circlejerk you
>>37440542
this is true
> pick up boxing
> first day of practice instructor has us do calisthenics for an hour
> everyone winded by 20 minutes except for me
t-thanks HIIT
> running through some drills with a qt
> she remarks 'damn you've got some powerful punches'
> mfw I got her number after
>>37454532
>>37454557
Yeah that shit triggers me so hard. I am far from perfect. I'm a manlet and will always be a manlet. My hair is thinning and in a few years ill likely be rocking the jason statham haircut.
But the reality is that kind of shit is out of my control. All I can do is improve the parts of myself that I can control. That is my body and my mind.
But people swear i'm compensating for being a "balding manlet". But then I just assume they are compensating for the fact they know they could look better if they did what I do. And try to be the best version of myself. I'll never ever be that version of myself because I hope that I will always feel like I can improve myself - regardless if its something physical or mental.
>>37439695
its meme as fuck but look at someone like rich piano for example who can't jump without his knees getting fucked. Now throw him in the ring with a featherweight mma fighter. Sure mass is better for strength and endurance but there is a cutoff point where too much mass actually hinders mobility and endurance but that's far beyond the natural limit and it's nothing we need to even worry about to be honest.
>>37438668
Fuck anon please no ;-;
>>37435138
How about we go to back to basics for a second? It's good to be healthy. Bodybuilding is a sport just like any other. Body dismorphia only happens with people that can actually get that big in the first place.. Using illicit substances.
>>37438625
I always enjoyed Swaim and Dan's stuff. I remember liking Cracked TV, Agents of Cracked, Does Not Compute and their articles.
There was always at least one fun article to read when a new batch came out, but now it's all garbage.
>>37435138
>cracked.com
>stopped reading there
>>37439309
Cute
>cracked
not at all
>>37439460
Lol okay go ask an IFBB pro about their yoga routine. It's like watching a tube of sausage tie it's self together
>>37440002
The heavier the arm the more momentum it generates. So a 15 pound arm vs. a 40 pound arm. Unless you box then it's a totally different story, but even then in boxing Heavyweight>Lightweight
>>37440605
Judo>Jiu jistu in a street fight.
>>37440801
>>37435858
>>37435893
>>37436759
>>37440801
>>37441959
>>37448120
>>37453922
>>37435858
Time to swallow the pill, boys
>clickbait ''journalists'' all women or numales
>puppetmaster/owner is always a zionist peddling toxic ideology
>>37441193
It's a balance.
>>37441587
I'm not going to miss out a concert, but if it's a big day in my split then I'm going to say no forsure.
>>37445250
Oh yeah bitch come in the gym, you can see how bord I really am there ;)
>>37457151
Just did a search on this guy and website
pure coincidence
pol is always right
>>37457232
Every time.
>>37457151
I don't know if you've seen the Ted Talks about this, apparently a majority of people buying stuff at the age range of 9-26 are female. So marketing, clothes lines and music are actually aimed towards females. Also how bullshit feminist got a voice at major UN meetings.
>>37445309
They can sense it isn't natural, but it has the opposite effect you might think. They say it's "too muscular" when it's just a picture or they're with certain people, but when I was competing in BBing and juicing my brains out, I was well into the "too muscular" realm and grossly vascular, yet women were approaching me out on the street and offering to buy me drinks at bars. This was with women of all different 0-10 ratings, shapes, sizes, and races. On top of that, my face is average at best so that wasn't the deciding factor, and I'm only 5'10".
Their natural instincts tell them more test = more man. Sure, they can pick up on something being off, but their attraction to high androgen levels blows a fuse when they see roided up bodies and they just lose their minds.
>>37439430
Cunt destroyer
>14" arms
>Body building addict
U wot m8
>>37457608
>women approached me off the street
Lol where is this
>>37439684
Found the newfriend
>>37457608
If this were true, bbers would be dating supermodels
>>37457893
Being fuck huge doesn't automatically mean confidence. Also, my experiences with hot girls during that time were really shit. They were super insecure and got all fired up about other girls. I'm not master of psychology or whatever, but they were pretty obviously into it just for a one and done type thing. They had no interest in dating someone who they felt they couldn't lock down.
So yeah, I hooked up with some bombshells but nothing ever became of it. My success in dating, actual long term stuff, with really attractive girls was better before/after my handful of years of bodybuilding.
>>37457829
Probably a byproduct of being in a college town, the culture is a little different in those. Generally, however, I stopped having to approach girls as they became the ones making the first moves.
>>37437183
Like in the 80s? Get back to the nesting home, gramps.
Wanting to improve on any aspect of yourself is considered "compensating" now?
>If you lift you're insecure!
>If you are rich you are compensating for lack of social skills!
>If you train martial arts you seek validation!
>If you want admiration from your father you are trying to fulfill childhood cravings!
>If you work your ass off every living second and transform the public education system, open a Martian metallurgy factory and build a self-sustainable innawoods scientific base you are insecure about what you already have!
Have these faggots ever experienced any desire to be great. Perhaps it is male insecurity that drives the building of civilisation.
>>37435138
I have a small dick, i'm ugly and I have low IQ.
I want to at least get fit so I have *SOMETHING* going for me.
>>37457965
What does that have to do with not dating hot girls?
You dated them, even if for a bit.
Femalw tastes change when they leave college
>>37435821
>people put their lives in danger only to have bigger muscles
>nah, that can't be considered a mental illness
>>37458366
It's clear now how society respects
Women want a person who is genetically good, much like men want a woman with good looks (indicative of good genetics.)
The only way to be attractive is to be born with natural testosterone, natural good height face and frame, born socially dominant and satisfied with yourself.
Your partner will dig at everything to determine if you are that. If you bodybuild, they want to see if it's just because you are a brainless boy who enjoys it, or if you are compensation for being low-quality. Those who become chads after being betas are basically those who can hide their beta-ness best.
>>37458496
So what's your point?
Genetically perfect people are like 0.5% of the population, who actually fit all the criteria for "good genetics", not just let's say good jawline, but BAD fat distribution.
I can't fix my genetics, but I can fix things I can actually affect and work on.
Ok i might have a shitty jawline and receding hairline, but I can work on getting good at chess, reading books and deadlifting over 400lbs for example.
>>37458463
>people put their lives in danger to gain the respect of others!
That desire drives everything we do. If you do not understand you are a little person.
>>37440084
The "i don't like LOTR anymore because Tolkien was a catholic" is being a faggot as fuck. Varg's basically a reverse SJW , but just as stupid.
>>37443685
#rekt
>>37435173
>lifting is simply a pass time
Confirmed for never leaving humanity behind
>>37445912
The first one.
>>37458548
>calls me a little person for not doing things for others
>>37443314
Underrated
>>37445637
Well they push alcohol, drugs, mind altering SSRIs, etc. They'll do anything to degenerate gentiles. That's the only way they can be superior and dominate.
>>37457151
>pure coincidence
>>37458709
>Varg's basically a reverse SJW , but just as stupid
Atleast Varg has the decency to fuck off innawoods instead of policing everyone's opinions.
>>37437002
>Canadian intellectuals
>>37439161
>Women can do anything men can do!
>Now that women are here, everyone and everything must change to suit us.
>cracked
>>37445250
>LOL I went to a strip club and got soggy looking at these men, but what I really want is
Women.
>>37462860
>OKstupid
>>37462731
Not all feminists are completely insane. Most just want realistic equality. These people realize there are certain aspects in which there will be never total gender equality because it's physically impossible.
Then there are the ones who want complete equality regardless of the fact that it's totally unrealistic. These are the type who are insistent on the idea that any woman can perform the same physical feats as any man.
And then there are the psychos who want total role reversal. These are the type who legitimately hate all men and will justify their hate of all men with some of the most batshit retarded mental gymnastics you have ever heard. They will repeatedly refute the idea of misandry while simultaneously stating that all men are misogynists. This group is the smallest sect of feminism, but they are by far the loudest and most attention-grabbing.
>>37449517
Inbred redneck douchebag confirmed
How does it feel to never make it?
>>37462897
>Not all feminists are completely insane
You're right, but they all are to some degree.
>Most just want realistic equality
If they live in the west they fucking have it.
Equality is a meme, its the idea that men and women can be treated exactly the same and have the same standards across all aspects of life, which is retarded. We are not genderless beings which procreate by division. There will always be differences, differences mean different standards.
Equality is impossible.
>>37435173
right, except the author is a tool and insults anyone who works out but uses a smokescreen that he's actually talking about addicts.
It's more a critique about exercise.
>>37449051
good troll bro!
y-you were trollin, right?
>>37462897
#notallwomen
>This group is the smallest sect of feminism
[citation needed]
>>37437002
holy fuck i still struggle to believe these people are real
>>37435173
Okay, whatever you say dyel faggot who probably only fucks ugly fat chicks
I stopped reading cracked years ago when I figured the articles are all bullshit. One I remember reading said you only need 40 grams of protein a day etc.
>>37440139
torn between calling you a fucking idiot, and doing what everyone else did and ignore your stupid post
>>37445250
>i went to a vegas strip show
>guys were hot
>but this faggot hipster is what i really want
brb just going to laugh and smile at how women prove time and again they are children in adult bodies
>>37462882
wife material, all of them
>>37462882
>shitimbald
priceless
This might have been said but can't be bothered reading through all this shit.
1. This "addiction" shit could be applied to ANYTHING. Alcohol is a good example - most people drink, most people aren't alcoholics. But it can be much more banal and boring. I saw a documentary once about a guy who spent over a grand a month on cleaning products for his shitty car.
2. No matter what anyone says, being well built is better than being Auschwitz mode or a fat-fuck. Why the fuck do people come out with shit like "look at the state of Piana, that just looks wrong!". Well yeah, most people would agree that's taking things a bit far, but using that as an excuse for not getting up off your fat/skinny ass is like saying "the Apollo missions were a bit risky" as an excuse not to drive to the next town.
TL;DR - Lifting makes you healthier and better looking. If you do gear, it won't kill you and will accelerate the process. Unless you're mentally ill, you'll be able to keep a handle on things.
>>37462882
>shitimbald
>>37435138
Im compensating for being a fatass
>>37458548
>slowly killing yourself so that strangers will think you have a nice body but also think youre a retarded meathead anyway
Sounds like an illness to me mate
>>37435910
this just confirms that women neg men constantly
>>37435138
>How true is this /fit/?
like totally true, 20upvotes :^)
>about 5kg or so more fat on me than i'd like
>do power lifting
>asthmatic
>at martial arts club
>doing beep test in winter
>one of only 3 people to reach the desired score of 8
>came equal second
>last person didn't make it to 9
i don't even cardio
people will say anything to devalue those who have shit they want. take it as a compliment lads.
>>37439762
Goibon uden lo
>>37439684
Newfag who just used know your meme detected
>>37445250
>5 hours a day in the gym
When will this meme end
>>37435138
>http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2300-swole-culture-perils-my-bodybuilding-addiction.html
>insecure faggot starts lifting
>remains insecure but gets a temporary fix from insecurity by compliments
>natty progress isn't forever, progress slows, he gets less compliments
>wants to do roids to keep his fix
>can't cause work
>insecurity plays up again
>blames gym culture
>blames lack of roids
>basically blames everything but himself
>claims having muscles doesn't give you an advantage in anything
>every single goddamn thing in that blog points out something very very obvious
>all the problems this faggot Brian faces come from one source only; the fact that he doesn't love himself
Brian sounds like a cunt
>>37441649
But then you're also forgetting all the improvements his life will get from being healthier and stronger.
Life is not about lazingly sitting on a couch eating chips and drinking beer. I, for one, would feel SHAME if all I could remember at 80 was doing unproductive things.
Plus, having fun times is made much better if they're not constant. Also helps to have a body that can actually enjoy the fun times thoroughly.
>>37466994
brian is a sick shredded cunt, 14 inch biceps. i bet all those gym bunnies cowered in fear at this huge beast rolling through the gym, like a grizzly bear in the prowl. kali muscle would break down in tears and beg to suck his cock if only he would stop flexing
seriously tho your post is spot on.
>>37448547
im putting this post on facebook brah. your a lyricist.
I just dont understand why this guy thinks working out ruined his life. He was constantly 1 hour + late for work.
Him not being able to use a watch has nothing to do with spending too much time on his 14" cannons
>>37435910
>implying women do this
I feel like I'm being b8ed just by taking the article even half seriously, but Jesus Christ.
>lost my job because I was lifting too much :(
>had to get a job as a bouncer because my huge 14 inch arms were scaring children
>w-women don't even like muscles, guys, s-seriously
This has to be a troll. Even a jelly skelly wouldn't write this shit and expect people to take it seriously
