>/fit/ thinks that they could defend themselves in a fight
>how they actually look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
Kek a 135 pound wrestler could beat the shit out of you pussies
That's what I thought.
>>37431007
Nothing to disagree with here.
>inb4 the mountain would kill a 135lb mma fighter
That's a MAYBE. But he wouldn't last a minute against any top 20 heavyweight fighter from any combat sport
>>37430961
Well no shit this isn't a fuckin MMA board now is it?
>>37430961
Do you know what promo is?
>>37431532
Debatable size matters and mountain could have some training. There are a lot of factors for example some heavy weights can't last more than one round
>>37430961
Fighter here. That shit is cringeworthy.
>>37431604
Here's your beloved mountain against some nobody. Now switch that nobody for just a simple experienced amateur, not even a pro, and watch what happens to the mountain LOL
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23LR6pWEpKU
>>37430961
>Siren sound intro
>That music
>That set up
>Slo mo
why are bodybuilders so fucking edgy and awkward? Mindset of a fucking 12 year old making a DBZ or COD montage.
I don't get why fighters get so up in arms about people who lift weights. Like in any athletic endeavor, being strong helps you out. Tennis, basketball, football, MMA, whatever. Of course, nobody is going to say that lifting weights trumps actually practicing the sport. But between two people who don't usually play the sport, the one with more strength/endurance is usually going to win.
Also, there's a reason why weight classes exist. Don't pretend that size is a non-factor.
>>37431653
Here's even more examples.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFrriRqskNQ
>>37431659
It's more that Piano's target demographic (insecure teens and 20-somethings whose fathers never loved them) responds to that type of shit. I think/hope he's not actually like that.
that was literally autism what the fuck
I'm not sure how to feel about that video. The bodybuilding community today is simply embarrassing.
BJJ Purple belt here (No-gi competitor). I weigh 145 lbs and I could easily put any of you power lifters to sleep completely unscathed.
Go down to your local BJJ gym and find out how utterly defenseless you really are.
>>37431795
mein negger
>>37431653
They were fairly evenly matched actually...
If those 2 were to fight for real no holds barred, I'd definitely put my money on Halfthor based on what I just saw in that video.
>>37431795
Come to my place and I show you how efficient you are against a knife.
Let's be honest here, we all train in vain.
>>37431795
>>37431828
As an MMA fighter id have no doubt that you guys would ultimately win. But in all out fight like those original UFC fights I'm willing to bet they will give you one hell of a hard time for the first thirty seconds to a minute.
skill often trumps untrained muscle
My brother was a 6'3" 145 skelly when he won a state mma tourney
Everyone in his weight class was a 5'6" chunky wrestler; they would reach for his legs he just fell back and popped a guillotine choke every time
>>37431859
Did you... Not actually read the fucking comment idiot?
>>37431860
Id take an MMA fighter win a knife over some random guy with a knife any day lol.
Personally I carry a gun on me every day out the door and a small knife. But its so refreshing to know I'm not completely and utterly defenseless in a fist fight
>>37431795
I've seen a video of a street fight where a BJJ dude was trying to choke out some bigger dude, by wrapping his legs around his head, whatever that gay ass move is called. The bigger dude picked him up and slammed him into the pavement, knocking him out cold and probably causing irreversable brain damage. It seems like a terrible martial art for self defense.
>>37431653
That other guy is only slightly smaller than the mountain.
>>37431864
Well desu a big guy 4u will always be a challenge, but judging from that video, unless they were doing it as a joke, they have zero fighting ability. They're the kind of autists who would use WWE stuff in a real fight like some galactic rhinoceros pilediver special or some shit like that.
>>37431872
That defintely is skill right there. Im a manlet MMA fighter but I fight heavyweight because bear mode.
Funnily enough I'm a striker and can do the splits. Fucking lanklets never imagine that I could land a head kick or box them up.
My favorite opponent to fight are small stocky wrestlers. They have a hard time taking me down because of my frame. And they're easier to strike with than the lanklets.
Of course though I train in grappling as well. Being a short and stocky bear mode only helps me stop takedowns a bit more.
>>37431875
I assumed the fat guy was at least a hobbyist boxer. Why would they put a random fat guy into the ring to spar with Halfthor? Obviously the fatty is more experienced in boxing than Halfthor.
>>37431916
>slightly
A LOT SMALLER.
And my original point was that any heavyweight MMA fighter would destroy him. And I'm willing to bet by the looks of this video that guys all the way down to middle weight would wreck him.
>>37431701
his strength truly was no match to his superior speed
>>37431795
>blow job jockey
You couldn't do shit, manlet
You can't even reach me
>>37431795
And I could probably beat you in a game of magic the gathering. What's your point?
>>37431897
You saw a guy who took a few classes and tried a move incorrectly on a much bigger guy.
You're supposed to angle sideways and grab the leg so they're physically incapable of picking you up no matter how strong they are.
>>37431946
Exactly, he's an out of shape, fat, hobbyist boxer. He's not even an amateur. And the mountain actually trains here and there, he's not that lacking in experience either.
Why? Because getting knocked out by a SMALLER amateur boxer would be horrible for your "huge indestructible big guy" image.
>>37431986
Probably him but not me. I always have the latest decks before they even come out.
>>37431984
He doesn't need to reach you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8zpSguqbk
MMA literally equals super human Jason Bourne shit against anyone else in a hand to hand fist fight.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QfNHFv2slMY
>>37431795
I'm sure you would win in a sport you participate in and I don't. If you're talking about a "real" fight I wouldn't be trying to punch you anyway.
>>37431701
>>37431653
Those prove little, in boxing strongman has very limited possibility of using his strength.
Check this out, it.s MMA fight. Bodybuilder who agreed to do one fight for the lulz vs professional heavy weight boxer. Action starts at 5:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FigPmcgTQrs
>>37432177
I dont care about boxing though. In MMA an MMA fighter would destroy a body builder.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wfcQVxV5Cw
Worlds strongest man vs not even top 30 Tim Sylvia at the time.
>>37431795
I bet I can make a better paper airplane that you tho.
>>37432148
That my boy hemmingway?
>>37432148
I do MMA And I carry a gun and knife every day out that door.
If your pistol malfunctions. Especially that shitty hi-point. They're gonna shove it up your ass. That stock photo also leads me to believe you probably own one but not even carry one.
those who do some martial art or whatever how many days per week do you train the art how many days do you lift? im thinking about going back to kickboxing but i have a fulltime two-shift job plus gym. should i get personal classes? group classes are 2xweek but i would be able to go twice every other week.
>>37432293
I train BJJ/MMA 6x/wk and lift 1-2x week or do strength cycles. I do GPP work like 4x/wk. You could get private lessons but they'll cost you, unless you're serious about the sport I wouldn't stress about only being able to go 2x/wk. Do your classes and get a Heavy and double end bag to train at home.
>>37431963
dude what are you talking about the other guy is at least 2m tall
>>37431795
Yeah, you're better in a BJJ fight cause it's 90% technique.
Unless you mean a fist fight, but no BJJ gym would accept that kind of fight.
>>37432384
yeah sounds reasonable even though i would pay 50 bucks for 4 visits. already have heavy bag and train what ive learned and sometimes spar for fun with a friend. im afraind if i go only those 4 times everyone progress and i will be behind
>>37431795
What would you do against pipe bomb ?
>fighting
how is high school?
I'd get killed. Before that, get kicked many times, caugh out all my blood and teeth, have a seizure with violent convulsions, piss myself and then maybe make gurgling sounds. All in front of my gf or someone who wouldn't want to see all of that.
People here aren't educated enough to know when a fight is over.
>>37431532
Hafthor could probably kill a random 135 lb MMA fighter.
>>37430961
That was clearly some shitty WWE style choreography. They can't actually be that bad at fighting
I'd also love to see all the skinnyfat GOMAD autists on here fight Based Rich in a slapboxing match at a fitness expo
>>37431795
>I can beat at people at something I do multiple times a week
>Implying I wasn't a varsity football player, wrestler, and baseball player. I now play hockey 2 times a week on top of all my lifting.
Even if you do BJJ, when push comes to shove, in a real fight I will push your head down, and shove my cock in your ass
Come get some faggot, I'm sitting here in Minneapolis waiting
>>37432099
What's the point of these videos? This is like pointing out that a pro baseball player wouldn't be as good at hockey as an NHL player
Anyone in Montreal that wants to fight ?
>>37433081
I'll box you the fuk up and break your neck with a guillotine m8.
>>37432490
Most Gracie BJJ gyms would 100% accept a fist fight challenge. You act like jiu-jitsu practitioners don't practice any striking or self defense whatsoever, when it's usually the opposite.
145er purple belt here, I do practice MMA striking in addition to bjj, and I'd gladly accept a fist fight challenge. You'll regret it when I take you down, mount you, and hammer fist your face repetitively. Your striking doesn't need to be Golden Gloves status to win when you're sitting on your opponent and they're not going anywhere.
i don't know if it's just my experience or what, but from what i've witnessed, one stiff haymaker from a big guy, not even talking about tall, just "burly" muscular guys in general, will usually put down fedora foot fairy *teleports behind without a blow being landed* types like a roach underfoot
i have never even been in a fight, but i have witnessed them. a guy will be confident in his ring fighting skills but he goes up against some ogrish brute on the street that bulldozes him
This fight is clearly fake rich and jens are bffs
>>37433122
how much you weight + bf?
>>37433116
It's relevant because most fuccbois who lift think they're hot shit and that is directly carries over into fighting.
All u BJJ and MMA and Karate fags have something in common
you are all faggs
i will punch you in the face
I'm a tough guy IRL and on the internet.
I've been in enough fights to know that you can never definitively say for sure who is going to win any fight.
For real, who actually wants to get into fights? Do you really have no alternatives, or do you just love gambling?
>>37433182
Thats called physics bro. You must've seen some shit fighter to have gotten BTFO by a normie. Most serious fighters aren't running around getting into retarded streetfights, risking their careers or injury. Fighters also compete in weight-classes.
>>37433166
>mfw some chad gets his arm snapped in two by a blue belt
>>37433201
160 pounds, 6'0, 18y/o.
Dunno about bf though. Probably around 12%.
>>37433208
Chaos Theory.
>>37433273
U been playing warhammer with ur little figermemes PUSSY?
>>37433298
Wtf are you on about? There's just literally too many variables that can't be accounted for in a fight.
>>37433202
Really? I always see the opposite. "Haha, your muscles won't save you against my superior skill in this sport i practice and you dont! What now, beefcake!?"
It gives me a headache reading comments on these videos, how *insert top fighter name* would beat non-fighters easily etc. Well duh?
>>37431532
And neither would anyone else that isnt a elite fighter of the same weightclass or higher.
Martial arts memers are the worst. Just stop pls.
I don't lift to kill people, I lift for aesthetics. I use weapons to kill people.
>>37433355
>weakbait
>>37431627
non fighter here, that shit is cringeworthy for anyone
I swear, this "I do (insert martial art here) and I could beat your ass" have to be the most insufferably, inscure, pathetic idiots in existence.
I can fully imagine them going around trying to be touch guys and looking for excuses to pick up fights IRL with normal people who obviously are no't in their level.
>>37433149
>box
I would hit you so fast with a double leg takedown you wouldn't even know what's happening until I slip my willy into your asshole.
>>37430961
i fight, and i lift. i use lifting to suppliment my MA.
technique > strength
but when technique =technique
strength and conditioning will greatly affect the fight.
a fat as hell multi-disciplined black belt vs a equally multi-disciplined black belt that puts time into strength and conditioning will have a huge advantage.
>>37430961
I literally only have to move my hand six inches before he'll have 18 9mm rounds in him
>>37432885
You can speak for yourself. I've trained, even had a cage fight, wrestling matches etc. and lots of street fights. Those two retarded tiny testicle freaks would get wrecked by anyone with even a bit of basic training and experience. They move slow, I can't imagine they even hit that hard with their retarded show muscles.
>>37430961
Wait did you watch the video? I know it's WWE-tier fake but Piano won
>>37430961
KEK they look ridiculous
>>37432148
>>37432251
>implying Bloho would carry a hi point
>>37431795
Oh yes talk tough to me. I love tough guys.
>>37434162
lmfao
>>37431685
They get up in arms about cocksure bodybuilders who don't do cardio who think they can fight at 5% bodyfat or fatass strongmen who think they could take an MMA fighter
I'll take you faggots down with my superior martial art.
>>37431795
you're 145 pounds
>>37434125
Too bad you suck at your martial art so deadlifting and eating chicken won't save you ;)
telescopic baton + silat/kali
hand to hand muay thai
might add some grappling and gun if things will start to look more grim
>>37434125
Unless the guy you're fighting doesn't mind cheap shots, strength > technique.
I mean some 220lbs professional boxer could beat prime Pacquiao or Mayweather.
>>37434608
Good choices
>>37434678
Is this what you tell yourself to keep your ego intact? You don't know how to fight better than someone who fights for a living. Get over it.
>>37431653
damn, you must be really desperate to get people to believe your bs
1- that guy isn't THAT smaller than the mountain, go check what percentile they are on a global scale
2- BOXING, LOL
how about something where grapling is allowed? where the mountain can actually use his strength
>>37435263
Do you think that you can't "use your strength" in boxing? Grappling is no different retard
>>37435278
grappling is more similar to what he's used to than boxing
sorry that I had to explain this to you, i thought it was pretty simple to understand
>>37433248
I've been in even more fights to know that the better fighter you are. The more chances you'll have of beating someone.
If we could create multiple universes where the first move of the fight was always different but you and your skills and Fedor Emelianenkos (your opponent) skills stayed the same.
How many fights will it take until you finally win one? 100? Maybe more?
Fedor Emelianenko could remain undefeated fighting professional fighters, most of the time bigger than him for over 10 years.
If it took ten years to finally get a professional fighter to beat him. How many fights will it take you to beat him?
I'm willing to say as far are even more than 1000.
Average mma fighter is not Fedor Emelianenko obviously. But how many fights could you fight with an average mma fighter before you win? 1 out of 30?
Those chances are not looking good bub
215lb Blue belt in BJJ reporting in
Purge /asp/ 1915. Our wounds are still open.
Am I prepared for a real fight? Probably not. The #1 strategy is to run away and if you think it's otherwise you're letting the media influence you.
>Having to wash blood out of your comfy shirt
>>37435310
He has no training what so ever, why do you think he'd be used to grappling?
>>37435581
damn you're slow, do I really have to explain everything to you?
>>37435263
Like Mariuz Pudawnoski vs not even top 30 heavyweight at the time, old retired, washed up, never that good Tim Sylvia that Fedor Emelianenko (a fat 5'11 230lb manlet) destroyed in 36 seconds?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wfcQVxV5Cw
>>37435607
You dense motherfucker, the guy couldnt hold 5ft9 170 lbs mcgregor in a clinch where strength is supposed to help
ITT: boundless autism
>>37430961
the end of that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOV8d-mJyNI
>>37435726
LMAO
you realize how staged that "fight" was? oh boy i cant believe someone actually thought it was real
there were times where Hafthor just covered gregor with his arms and you could tell he could just break gregor if he wanted
gregor wasnt trying to hit hafthor's because hes an actor, and hafthor wasn't trying to break gregor
>>37431795
I'll put you to sleep with my massive fucking cock in your ass pillow biter.
>>37431795
Yeah ive tried martial arts there are girls that would kick my ass
>>37431659
This, why is he so fucking popular? are fit people really this immature?
>>37434100
>Using double legs
>Not using the superior Lat drop
>>37433081
I might now where you live faggot, not op. Lol meet you at south dale mall right know sucka. Imma fuck your shit up^^
>>37437717
Meet me at Crate and Barrel across the street faggot. Let's fucking do this right now
>>37431872
>untrained muscle
Lol what?
I get your drift but it still triggered me.
To put it simply
>trained vs untrained fighter
I win a fight, before it even starts.
You don't need to know how to fight, when everyone is afraid to throw a punch at you
All it takes is having 1 other person and you're fucked. Mcmap is a terrible martial arts program compared to what I learned in wrestling but at least it taught me that if it was more than 1v1 I'm probably going to die.
>>37433268
he meant "do you have a boyfriend?", he's asking you on a date after you two finish getting sweaty and rolling around on top of each other
>all these BJJ, MMA, Judo, Wrestling fags
>Karate, the Dane Cook of martial arts
Krav Maga's where it's at, familia.
>>37432206
>the man with the experience in a sport will beat the man without experience in the sport
brilliant deduction, Nancy Drew
>>37438047
except krav maga will guarantee that you snap someone's shit up in less than 5 seconds - and get jail time. better go with the slow bj approach, and drain your opponent's cock of all the juices while waiting for him to fall asleep.. that way you only have to suck one dick
>>37438087
dead men tell no tales
If it's in self-defense anything goes. Well, at least in the US.
>>37438047
>meme school with 0 reputable trainers
Nah I'd rather continue practicing my competitive shooting and wrestling, it's closers to John wick than your km shit with trainers who wear stars and stripes sweatpants and headbands
>>37438102
Tell that to zimmerman
>>37438116
you're an idiot. krav maga was designed as a crash course martial art for urban combat - specifically targeting disarmament with small arms, knives and bludgeons - all while focusing on breaking joints and severing tendons/muscle tissue. It's not a martial art, it's a survival mechanism.
>>37438087
Good point
>>37438116
Krav maga is taught to almost all special forces units worldwide senpai.
>>37438138
>>37438167
Damn totally didn't know that. Being a dumb grunt in the muhreens I wanted to sign up for km and spoke with a real seal team 6 instructor who, funny enough, didn't know what a mos was. Guess he was too busy being an operator.
>>37438163
I know what it is, I'm saying that most of the schools that have popped up over the years have asshats with fake credentials teaching them.
ITT: A professional fighter can beat someone untrained in fighting. More news at 11.
That video was pure autism though.
>>37438224
That's another matter altogether then.
Doesn't make the martial art in an of itself shit though. It's just the civilian schools.
Thoughts on Systema?
>>37438224
the schools appearing everywhere are a problem, especially when they charge ridiculous prices to "teach self-defense in an action-packed environment" - that I'll agree with.
Also, krav maga is the GOAT fighting technique for manlets like myself .. fyi to all my height-challenged brethren
>>37438243
man systema is awesome but takes a while to master. krav maga you can be fairly adept in 6 months, 3 if you're dedicated
>>37438243
No first hand experience with it. We were taught mcmap in the muhreens and it sounds similar, but mcmap is garbage unless you're at least a black belt, most marines get out of boot camp with a tan belt and think they are hot shit and get their asses kicked. I only reached brown belt when I was in because weapons training and tactics are more important to actual grunts.
>>37438253
That was my main gripe, a lot of shitty fake instructors teaching meme schools and calling it Krav Maga. It sounds like a wonderful sd martial art but the only instructor near me is clearly a fraud.
>>37438275
>>37438298
Yeah it looks pretty awesome imo, the russians know their shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfHfua9ku4s
Shame there aren't any videos of the actual russian forces using them or at least making a demo.
>>37438340
there you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSDh0UcKgU8
absolutely sick, total piss, order 66 type shit breh
>>37438340
if you're interested, there's a systema academy in toronto - the guy leading it comes to wisconsin sometimes, he's friends with my dad's friend in madison - says they will train you for little to no cost if money is an issue, and you can work off room&board providing you are willing to put in the work
>>37438514
Damn.
That's some Spartan-tier shit.
>>37430961
in the real world you will get shot or stabbed
"strength" wont do shit
>>37431795
>Be 200lbs
>Standing at 6 foot
>Blue belt Tae Kwon Do
>One nice kick would lay you out
>>37433081
Minneapolis represent
>>37438641
Kicks are almost never used in street fights or "real" combat famille.
It's far more effective to use your fist. Legwork is far too slow compared to punches or locks.
>>37438719
I'm nowhere near fast yet, but have you seen a good black belt or Master? Those kicks are anything but slow.
>>37431892
You may be able to handle yourself against knives with that gun, but you wouldn't last a second against my CCW bazooka. Feels good to be at the top of the food chain
135 pounds black belt here. I could take anyone on this board, my tiger technique is folded many times over and I looked into the depths discovering the true meaning of fight. While you hit me I am winning, taking on your soul in an incredible battle whereby you are vanquished
>>37430961
I'm a 135lbs wrestler
>>37438758
Just kill yourself. Tae Kwon Poo is for 12 year olds. You won't defend yourself with that shit.
You've obviously never been in a fight
these dudes are weird
70 pound omega chrome belt here
you are all alive right now merely because it would be too much trouble to destroy you
>>37430961
This was so fucking cringey.
