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Is Amy our goddess?
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>>37407513
Nope
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>>37407513
No.

/thread
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I don't believe in Gods.
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>>37407513
No.
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>>37407549
Fedora.jpg
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Maybe we should cut Amy's arms off so the resemblance is complete
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>>37407513
Why can't we call this bullshit and racist because the Greeks believed in slavery like the left can?
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>>37407513
The one on the left is crouched and bent forwards. The one on the right is sitting on a stool and basically sitting straight up.

People are fucking stupid.
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>thousands of years ago people thought something different
>that means it's right now
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Hahaha she just keeps getting fatter, soon she'll reach her final form and attain full land whale status.
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yes, we are reverting to pre-aryan (and in this instance post-democratic) matriarchy, vulgar, disgusting pornocratic art and hedonistic attitudes tend to prevail in these cultures until strong male invaders bring with them gender separation and the veil.

See for example these sculptures and compare to popular music, television etc.
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Why is she holding a coffee?

The sculpture is far more hunched and squatting than the other girl
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>>37407513
If amy was squatting as low as aphrodite, she would look waaaay fatter
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>>37407594
>coffee

that's a warm milkshake with a single shot of espresso.
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>>37407513
no venus is much leaner
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>>37407570
i just did
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>>37407513

Doesn't that one also have a penis?
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>>37407587
>>37407594
>>37407606
This.
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>>37407608

>goddess of beauty
>3/10 at best
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>>37407593
>arayan
Love how people still dont know what this origionally means
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>>37407587
>>37407589
Note that this is also that marble sculpture like these are either late (democratic) athenian or 1-2 century roman copies (decadence)

Compare to actual, authentic classical bronzen sculpture and notice how it exclusively portrays athletic men and boys.
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>>37407608
This desu senpai, if you hit the right angles you can make anyone look skinny or fat

Amy Schumer is an unfunny whale
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>>37407635
Pajeet detected.

Nobody gives a shit that iranians think they are aryan
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>>37407593

I couldn't find three words in there that made sense.
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>>37407640

You need to stop and return to ESL class or get back on your meds
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>>37407608
>SJW dyke haircut
>poor jawline
>what looks like acne on chin
>B cup tits
>no arms
4/10 would not bang
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These are the things I said:

>Greeks also believed in racism and slavery
>She was actually very thing and beautiful. She is bent way over, those are organs, not fat. Amy is sitting straight up.
>Men of this time period were made into chiseled, perfect statues. Do men of todays age have to be that to be beautiful? Women get to be fat and overweight, but men have to be chiseled and perfect?

She deleted them and blocked me. Man, she has a hard on for her little internet SJW fame
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>>37407635
I use it as an interchangable name for whatever culture invaded and dominated Minoa and Mycaenae at the end of the bronze age, personally I believe they were nordic in origin, but I won't get into that.
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Same idea as OP's pic
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>>37407676
Matriarchies = Hedonism, gluttony, sexuality, nudity, weakness. Women are uncovered, free and powerful. These cultures always end up destroyed by stronger, initially nomadic or imperialistic cultures.

Note the uncovered breasts, male servitude and (literal) gynocentrism
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Amy used to appear on the opie and anthony show and opened for jim norton. Meaning she came from a dirty background. She never made me laugh on those show appearances, however i didn't hate her. Partly because Anthony was acting coy trying to fuck her, so he'd ruin the flow of the show whenever she was on.

I am more fascinated how she was "I'm just one of the guys, teehee, you can say cunt around me! Divorce is totally unfair to men!" And now that she is extremely famous, she's a champion for fat women and progressiveness. She literally said "oh I was playing a republican character when I did all that stuff in the past!"

All of that aggravates me, but I don't still don't hate her at all. I completely understand the position she's in. She was handed fame to avert the race/feminist war away from hollywood, maybe a that sounds tinfoily. Regardless, she was given this royalty too quickly, and she needed to become the next god of entertainment.

As for her fatness? You do occasionally see people who get fame get fat, so I forgive that too. Big Pun is the best example I could think of. He used to be pretty fit, but once he started getting record deals, he ate horrible.

So I just look away. She never had a chance to be Amy Schumer. Perhaps we'll see the real Amy once all this fame blows over.
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>>37407593
>>37407788
this is the current state of the west. rampant moral decay, complete destruction of the family unit and no clear gender roles. feminism has corrupted our women, telling them that they can be anything they want but if they don't achieve their goals it's because of something other than them. they face little to no consequences for their actions. once strong men no longer care for them. only the men who are as weak as women do. feminism has destroyed us and now patriarchal muslims are slowly but surely conquering us
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>>37407687
>B cup tits
Greeks (and Romans) standards for women's beauty differently that we do today. A beautiful woman had small breasts and a full butt. That's why goddesses often portray this image; for that culture, it was ideal. Please don't inject presentism into their standards and views.
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>>37407513
we wuz greeks n shieeet
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>>37407513

>This absurd difference in posture
>schumer still looks fatter
>with flabbier legs

this is embarassing to look at desu
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I can't stand schumer, but I still want to hatefuck the shit out of her.
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>>37407687
>no arms
had a chuckle
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No
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>>37407513
No
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>>37407608
They are literally the same you fucking autist
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>>37407788
The Minoan civilization wasn't matriarchal, which should be easy to grasp considering it gets its name from King Minos.
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don't really hate her just the new "IT GIRL'" for fat women that will be a nobody in 2-3 years from now.

mainstream always changes their rolemodels.
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She's the great manatee of Galilee
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>>37407855
I want to fight for Western civilization but I know in my soul that it's doomed beyond saving.
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>>37412032
King Minos is a classisism. Bronze age Crete was definitely matriarchal, same with Mycenae and likely all of Europe before the aryan invasion.

His name likely comes FROM the aryan invaders ("sea people", see their incarnation of the abrahamic Adam: Manu, Mannus, Manes etc.)
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>>37412560
DEUS VULT.

Gott mit uns.
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>>37407593
is this now a high test thread
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>>37407730
TFW your middle finger looks like a penis
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>>37407570
I'm a liberal and it saddens me how accurate this is. Fuck modern PC culture.
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>>37407730
>personally I believe they were nordic in origin, but I won't get into that.

A wise decision because that theory is beyond retarded.
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>>37415693

kek
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>>37412750

You're a fucking idiot. Nowhere in the world has there ever been a matriarchy. You are confusing cultures which show matrilocality or matrilineality with a matriarchy.

Take a fucking anthroplogy class before you start spewing your bullshit.
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>>37407608
If you idiots knew anything about Aphrodite then you would know that she wore a belt that caused men to be attracted to her.

American education.
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>>37407513
They're delusional if they think those look even remotely similar.
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>>37407513
No one mentioning that aphrodites leg is angled much closer to her body, making her appear to have folds than she actually has, while amy is barely even lifting her leg. Everyone gets skin on fat rolls when they squat down like that. Try it yourself.
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>>37412560
Stop being such a cuck.

I say this as a jew. We KNOW the white race is the most powerful on earth. It's why we have to turn every other race against you. We'd never defeat you in a fair fight. NO ONE would.

If you want to stand up against us the way to do it is to stop racemixing, return to Christianity, oppose marxism at all cost, and vote for Trump. Why do you think we villainize whites, Christians, capitalism, and Trump?
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No because contrary to Amy, Aphrodites face doesn't look like total shit
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>>37415998
>and vote for Trump
Everything was good to this point.
He is literally a democrat posing as a republican and he is economically illiterate, but high schoolers who have been into politics for only 5 minutes wouldnt know.
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>>37415696
Liberal =/= left though, so don't be ashamed. Although.. the general public, aka the lefites, probably do think liberalism = leftie
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>>37407513
the greeks used male models for their nude females
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>>37417608
Confirmed, amy is a guy
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>>37407857
>A beautiful woman had small breasts and a full butt
Based Greeks
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>>37407640
is anyone else looking at these and thinking they skipped leg day?
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>>37417668
itym leg month
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>>37407513
i would rail her desu

but only in the butt
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>>37407857
>Tfw I love small round tits and a thick booty
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