>Be me
>hanging out with my dudes
>hamplanet who's friends with one of my friends walks up to us
>she dumps most of a 1 liter bottle of water
>asks why she is doing that
>she says "the water is one day old"
>you wat
>I use the California is in a drought meme as a response
>she playfully sprays me and me bros with the remaining water
>I say "THE WHALE SPLASHES"
>Shes angry
>LooksLikeATomato.jpg
>she crushes the bottle in hand and says "you are dead"
>I say "what are you going to do? Sit on me?"
>the bull, I mean cow, is ready to charge
>roundabout by yes plays
>insert "To be continued" meme
>was 285 lbs
>hated myself of it
>lost weight
>still hate myself
the eternal fatass knows no end
>>37401243
Boy do I know this feel
>>37401243
Check out the book "Psycho-Cybernetics". It is about exactly this sort of thing by someone who knows a lot about it, and what to do to change it.
>>37401227
What the fuck is that?
>>37401388
your body shape after a can of mountain dew
>>37401388
>time for the money for girls covered with honey
>you lie and aspire to be as cunning
>rocking n rolling b-sized d-cup
>order the quarter deluxe, why don't you wake up?
>>37401388
A fat chick covered in honey.
Then you pussed out and walked away.
>>37401227
Neither person in this picture has reason to be smiling.
Anyone pumped for more Fat Fabulous Life? I gotta admit this show is a guilty pleasure of mine, her entire life is just such a fucking train wreck, can't wait to see her try to explain away almost dying after 10 minutes of cardio as "fatigue" or "dehydration" or some other fat fuckery.
>>37401938
>They'll never televise her death
>walk into office for my college to drop off a form
>find my way into the basement, loads of different offices from all the colleges located in one area
>my eyes find one that reads "office of woman and genders studies"
>jokingly think of fat hamplanets from tumblr working it it
>suddenly
>fat chick that looks like she straight up came from a social justice warrior convention waddles out
>she's obese, wearing leggings with her FUPA hanging out in the front
>the sides of her head are shaved and the top part is a mohawk that was dyed bright green
>and of course, she's wearing bright red horn-rimmed glasses
Not really the best FPS but I find it strange that almost EVERY person I see that studies shit like that (gender studies etc.) looks fat and ugly.
https://youtu.be/DVvy0IbNGv8
Don't even watch the whole thing, just watch 3:00-4:30
You have never seen shit like this I can promise you
>>37402051
Don't make fun of Joey, he's a damaged individual just like us
>>37402051
this is fucked up
>>37402051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
Call and raise.
Bonus points: This guy is now dead.
>>37401857
Ahahahaha! That's a medical shop crane! Normally used for pulling engines and other HEAVY LOADS around the garage.
>>37402137
>mfw someone weighs more than a V8 engine
At least the v8 has a reason to weigh ~600 lbs, humans don't.
>>37402213
Unless they're some magnus ver magnusson freak, who probably puts out more HP than a V8.
>>37401857
Idk looks kinda fun desu senpai
>>37401938
When is it on/anywhere I can watch old episodes for free?
YouTube has a couple of really fucked up quality ones, but that's all I found...
Lets post some motivational pics.
>>37402019
Must be an Anglo thing, I almost never see these people. I took a gender studies class last year and out of 70 people there was on true fatty, and yes, she wore a tank top to class. Half of the class looked at her weird though.
I guess The Netherlands still have huge thin privilege, kek.
There were a few white knight though, they annoyed me more. Fedora and all. One of them came to shake my hand after a discussion in class for 'taking a brave standpoint'. I wanted to punch him.
>>37402366
>>37402366
>>37402373
Bless her, she looks genuinely happy. Good for her!
>>37401227
Any pics like this of an attractive girl? I can see massive bonrar potential
I am eating a piece of cake at this very moment
>>37401243
>Be a chubby shitcunt
>lose weight and lift
>become a shitcunt with abs
>>37402429
Profit!
>>37401804
cant be mad at this they are providing options for fatties that lost the abilty to stand
>>37402019
the japanese have a word for working yourself to to death
the germans have one for taking joy in somone elses misfortune
the eskimos have a fuckton of word for snow
americans have a word for when the area above your genitals gets fat
>>37402428
Post gut
>>37401243
this fucking feel
> Got to the point where I was really fat
> Been trying to lose weight for about 4 weeks now
> Been happy with the changes so far
> Wake up this morning
> Shit, I've slept in
> Run out the door still getting changed pretty much with a mouth full of oats
> Get halfway down the road, pass an antique shop with mirrors in the front
> See myself
> I'm wearing my old favourite shirt which I had gotten too fat for and couldn't fit in anymore
> Looks a little baggy on me if anything
I know it's not a big win and I won't be putting pictures of myself on fat recovery threads anytime soon, by by god was this a good feel.
>>37402456
post this to /int/
>>37402458
nah, just imagine a builtfat king of manlets with hairy chest
>>37402479
That's where it begins brah.
>>37402479
No you fucking own that. Making It is all about those small goals, the constant re-enforcement. Just imagine the feel when you have to buy all new shirts, when you can jog down the road with no sweat.
You'll make it brah.
>>37402482
no you post it
>>37402228
I'd take that as an exception, not the norm.
>>37402509
>>37402510
Fucking primo boys, thanks for the support, I'll see you on the other side. May your lifts be true and your PB's shattered.
>>37402019
we had a qt feminist waifu here at some point when /fit/ took part in a gender studies survey
Being overweight I can easily understand because lord knows I am no hungry skeleton but it always stumps me as to how you can get as fat as these people. Even at my worst I just wouldn't want to eat that much food.
>>37401227
>Be a bee
>Every day work hard for my Queen. M-maybe one day she'll notice me.
>Wake up 6am every day, fly around collecting pollen, come back to the hive at 5pm and grind to try and make honey with my bee bros.
>One day, meet female bee I might love more than my Queen.
>Tapped dat
>Tells me she's pregnant. It's ok, both caught the feels, can't wait for my new baby bee buddy to be born
>One day, I realise that me and my bee buddies did it. We made it. A whole teaspoon of honey between the 12 of us. This is our life's work.
>All for beloved Queen
>Bee buddy on the way, honey in the bank, bee wife loves me, life is good
>One day a hand reaches in, scrapes away me and my buddies' life work.
>PANIC
>Go to sting the hand
>Vision fading
>Last image in my head is of the hand stealing my life's meaning.
>G-goodbye little bee buddy... Sorry I couldn't stick around
And then this fat bitch dumps three hives worth of honey all over her jowls
>>37402563
pic related but in reverse
>>37402567
0/10 for failing to understand the sexes of bees in a colony
>>37402393
Kek.
real ad
>>37402479
Don't try to lose weight
Just do it
also I know that feel
>>37402479
>tfw after you lost weight almost all your clothes are baggy
>tfw you hate clothes shopping
Fuck.
note to moms your kids might fall over dead if they dont drink sugarwater
>>37402567
>implying wouldn't die brave from protecting
>implying no heroes parade
It's like you don't want to make it as a noble bee warrior
>>37402534
Is that the survey that determined that most of /fit/ is 22, in college and five foot nine?
>>37402597
lol Im starting to fit into my old hawaii and crazy ass button up shorts from the early 00s again wich is great bc they dont even make that whack shit no more
>>37402614
shirts not shorts
I think I should head over to /fa maybe they can help me find new ones
>>37402601
but all the workers are females....
males don't do shit except try to find a queen to mate with. if they mate with a queen, they die in the process. if they fail to mate with a queen by winter, the worker bees kill the males
>>37402640
Every day I count my blessings I was born into a species where the males are dominant because holy shit it could have gone really bad for me.
>>37402640
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion
>>37402660
>human society
>not gynocentric
alright
>>37402679
At least we dont reproduce by biting onto a woman and dissolving into her until nothing but our balls are left.
That is a 100% real method of reproduction by the way.
>>37402137
Mechanical here. Lost my shit when I saw this.
>>37402213
Modern Chevy v8 is around 386 lbs with fluid. These people have no excuse.
>>37402645
they had to blur the soda brand so as to not get sued for associating them with this travesty
>>37402679
>strong womyn always compare themselves to lionesses
>none of them realize that lionesses dont do anything to stop new male pack leaders eating their children
Gives me a chuckle every time.
>>37402567
This >>37402583
Educate yourself.
>>37402597
After my major weight loss I donated all my fat ass clothes. My mom was pissed when she found out that expensive clothes she bought me had gone to waste. Not even happy for me.
>>37402764
The hidden problems of weight loss no one tells you about.
>>37402393
AHAHAHAHA
>>37402764
>donation
>waste
that's a real negative view on things.
>>37402645
>tfw I don't have asswings
Will I make it, brahs?
>>37401800
Does anyone have the unedited version of this gif? What happened to the guy?
>>37402697
Pretty much, a V8 weighing in at either ~600 lbs or its leaner lighter self coming in at ~400 lbs are infinitely more useful than the hamplanets of the same weight.
>And they don't bitch about i4s having thin privilege.
>>37402890
You'll make it through the door at least.
>>37402896
>What happened to the guy?
He was flung into the twin towers, you blind?
>>37402228
Why does he stay on the floor after falling, fucking drama queen
>>37402929
Thats a bit of on exaggeration. There isnt even anyone there to see him.
>>37402019
>Not really the best FPS but I find it strange that almost EVERY person I see that studies shit like that (gender studies etc.) looks fat and ugly.
Because they're the dregs that are too fat, lazy and stupid to do anything of value to society.
>>37402860
Well I don't know where the fuck she is going with the white supremacist-angle, but holy fuck would I lose it if someone literally took my plate away while I was eating.
>>37402968
Not much gets me mad but people fucking with my food is a sure fire way to do it.
![dentistreccomendedL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eyNAxE7.jpg "dentistreccomendedL[1].jpg")
>>37402587
So is this. Advertisers laid the groundwork for our cumulative health problems decades ago.
>>37402929
he dead
>>37402993
then when are we getting the graphic, anti-obesity ads?
>>37402993
B-but I don't live in an animu, dentist-san?
>>37403014
How's he dead? He didn't hit his head or anything, he just fell.
>>37402679
True, but still.. Women rule with passive aggression so they won't outright kill us just yet
>>37403048
Sudden cardiac arrest.
>>37401227
Does anyone have the OP image with the captions about how many bees wasted their lives making all the honey in the image ?
>>37402598
well done, i'm mad now
>>37402853
some sensible people in the comments, that's a little reassuring
>>37403060
From falling? God dang.
>>37402979
That thing was shit that didn't happen: the post. However, if those things did indeed happen to her, that's abhorrent. Let her make bad choices in peace.
>>37403078
Nah I was just bullshitting. He probably just skinned his knees or something.
>>37402853
>These sound and logical arguments
Jesus that's beautiful
>>37403078
>>37403084
But I have heard of people dying from Sudden cardiac arrest after getting hit playing hurling and shit so who knows?
H I G H T E S T
>>37403131
>that piercing
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>37402876
No. You don't get to make ironic "lol so unhealthy!" videos and jokes when you're legitimately a fucking whale.
>>37402876
I like doritos and 7 up but that just seems like an amazingly bad combination.
>>37403161
>7 up
>>37402929
Hopefully lying there asking himself what the fuck he's doing with his life.
>>37403166
who dis
>>37403126
Is this real? Where are her gains?
>>37403174
That pic is older than the internet, how can you not know it?
>>37403166
who the fuck is this baby batter beezelebub
>>37402597
>have two drawers of clothes
>clothes that fit me
>clothes for when I stop being fat and can wear them again
Someday I will make it, and on that day I will have an entire wardrobe of ancient clothes ready to wear
>>37403183
Not that guy but I've been around since dial up Internet was still the mainstream option, and have been here longer than I'd like to admit, no idea who that woman is.
Help a dude wank m8, who dat gril?
>>37403228
I don´t even think i have it saved anymore. Full pic is her bent over getting fucked doggystyle. I can´t post it anyway though.
>>37403131
Throw it back in.
>>37402456
And America owns all these countries and cultures, so there's that.
>>37403228
tineye it and you will have full image
>>37403237
tineye delivers, but is it a set or what
she's probably like 45 and a mum now anyway
>>37403131
BREHS...
>>37403237
Can confirm I think I first saw it in 08'
>>37401800
>you will never seen the orginal
>>37403171
>tfw do that
>walking in gym parking lot
>not paying attention or spacing out or something
>walk into a parked car and fall over
>start laughing
>lay on warm pavement and look into the sky and think about life for 30 seconds before I notice someone looking at me
probably thought i had brain problems
>>37403406
I always take a second to pause and reflect on what happened when I fall over.
>>37402118
to be fair, 40 pizza rolls is under 1500 calories, but something tells me he probably did a few warm up sets of 20x5 , wash that down with a half gallon of soda and maybe a few pounds of chocolate just to get his head in the game. pretty sure thats the kid who ate the whole canned chicken as well.
>>37402019
>FUPA
what does that mean?
>>37402918
kek
>>37403467
fat upper pubic area, also known as an apron or a pannus
>>37402876
Jesus Christ, how horrifying!
>>37403500
or Gunt
>>37403237
Isn't it Remy Lacroix?
RIP in peace bulldozer bill
>>37403126
Damn, I need to emulate that.
>>37402479
This is how greatness is born anon
>>37402598
Murrica.
>>37403068
why sugar is good bc hummingbirds prefeer it to sweetner
pic related
>>37401243
>was 105kg (177cm)
>knew i was fat but ignored it
>now 70kg
>everyone says I'm good
>feel more like a fat lard than ever
wat
I'm happier though...A LOT happier
>>37403871
Them feels,
I was 90kg at 164cm now fluctuate around the 60kg mark still feel like a disgusting fatty. But definitely happier than I was. People look at me strange when I say I need to lose more weight.
>>37403871
They don't know, anon.
Listen to the man in the mirror.
>>37402853
>assuming being fit means not having a social life
this is a very difrent flavour of autism then the one Im used to
also remember eating sugar straight up is better then fruit nevermind that fiber keeps you full longer
>>37403871
>>37403898
>Man in the mirror
>>37402366
>motivation to get to the gym
>>37402567
>collecting pollen
>bros
>pregnant
what?
>>37403890
Same here.
I mean I know I'm good for being average but I want to be better than that but then they start saying I'm anorexic.
Even had a guy call me "all bones"...should've asked him if he'd call a fat chick "all lard" since his wife was morbid obese but I'm too nice, bah!
>>37403406
>be me
>riding bike to store
>no hands all the way because I'm a siq cunt
>decide that it would be cool if I could somehow get off my bike without touching the handlebars again, as I reach the front of the store
>Doesn't work, go for brakes and get the front brakes first for whatever reason
>do a fucking frontflip and land on ass
>stay on ass while people wonder what the fuck is wrong with me but mirin my siq frontflip at the same time
>>37403271
SIR DO YOU NEED HELP
>>37403171
>>37403406
>>37403964
oooh I got one too!
>at playgound at night with friends getting drunk
>hanging upside down on bars
>fall down
>stay flat on back because of drunkenness and surprised at what happened
>hear drunk friends say "if she's dead, we're making a run for it"
>>37403963
There is this whole movement of people who will actively try to drag you back.
>me "I need to lose more weight"
>co-worker "but then you'll be scrawny"
>me "No, I need to shift my percentage of body fat lower I don't intend to lose any muscle mass."
>co-worker "please don't lose any more weight anon, you'll be anorexic, you already look scrawny as it is"
>>37403131
Torilla tavataan
>>37401227
Dude, don't try to eat Ornstein again.
>>37401227
I just have to get this off my chest.
I fucking hate people that say that they want to lose weight but do not fucking do it, even if they are just slightly overweight.
I live in Germany, so fortunately here are next to none extreme hamplants, only some overweight girls, that are still in form of a human being.
It is so fucking easy to lose weight.
>But I am be hungry all the time blah blah blah blah
NO YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNTS.
I WENT FROM 95 KILOS TO 80 KILOS WITHOUT EFFORT ONLY BY CHANGING MY DIET, NOT BY EATING LESS.
WHEN I EAT 2 BIG APPLES, A BANANA AND SOME ALMONDS (unactivated, unfortunately) FOR BREAKFEST I AM FUCKING FULL.
IF I SLOWLY EAT A NORMAL SIZED PORTION FOR LUNCH - PREFERABLY SOME STUFF WITH WHOLE GRAIN AND NOT TOO MUCH WHITE FLOUR - I AM FUCKING FULL TILL EVENING.
IF I DO COMPARABLE STUFF IN THE EVENING AND SLEEP LONG ENOUGH AT NIGHT, THERE IS NO NEED FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK.
Why are people so retarded?
>>37404036
Apparently that Ornstein was just an illusion.
>>37404051
Obesity impairs brain function.
>>37404051
Uh..
So you did eat less, otherwise you wouldn't have lost weight, in terms of calories
>>37403952
Bees do collect pollen as well as nectar. They eat that shit. Pollen is tasty, tasty bee food.
You're right about that other shit though.
>>37404036
concept art shows that ornstein is actually zyzzmode and that the armour is just to represent his shame or some shit
>>37404051
>THIS
when I diet I Stuff myself bc the amount of food per calorie is giant(brokolie+chicken,low fat quark with fruit etc)
>>37404140
less calories and less food are very diffrent things
>>37402347
>>37401938
Same question here
I love the show.. it's like a study of the psyche of a fatty.
>>37402876
>carb loading
>>37401243
>tfw i was happier and less anxious when I was a fatty
>>37402385
UvA?
>>37403863
God damn sugar jew
>>37401938
>>37404202
Consider watching "My 600-lb Life"
After a couple episodes it becomes painfully obvious that every single one of these people have severe mental health issues.
>>37404145
thats not ornstein
>>37404257
your just confused because you not eating enough dextrose fortified foods to poer your brain m8
>>37404286
Yeah I know. Thats why I love that TLC also produces My big fat beautiful life.
>600 lbs is bad and life threatening!
>You can be healthy and happy with 400 lbs!
Thanks TLC
>>37402697
>Gen V all aluminum SBC makes more hp/tq than it weighs in lbs vs
>Human lardass, no more than .5hp
Guess which is cheaper and more fun to be around?
>>37403863
Dont humming birds mostly live off sugar anyway? They would prefer the real stuff.
>>37402009
>a flightless bird that can't fly
journalism's finest
>>37404315
exactly humming birds live of sugar bc they instinctlivly know its the best why to get power follow this creatures example by consuming large amounts of sugar water during workouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8vjYTXgIJw
>>37404140
I did eat less calories.
I did not eat a less volume of food. Even more now. Low calorie density in some foods is one of the keys.
>>37404353
Kookaburra's can fly.
>>37404361
>tfw you will never ever be able to work off the same amount of calories as a humming bird
>>37404361
To be fair it sounds like Tommy burns off calories pretty hard.
>>37403432
Same. Usually happens on my once every month nights of getting really fucking drunk by myself in my appartment while listening to Tom Waits to unwind. Down two-thirds of a bottle of Scotch on those nights. So good.
>>37404145
That one is Smough. Ornstein was the thin one with the lightning spear.
>>37404145
Smough fucking ate people. That's not the type of person who feels shame.
>>37401938
That girl in the vid though. Seems like she's really anxious to hand in her v-card...
>>37401227
I'd bet she'd gib real good if a grenade hit her
>>37403138
It will be extremely painful.
>>37404419
TOMMY IS DA BOMB
>>37404499
workout motivation
>>37403022
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pThTr83UWa8
Based Australia
>>37403166
I masturbated to that same picture of her getting ass fucked at least a thousand times. Never found source.
>>37404244
Leiden.
>>37402366
That is a fantastic transformation.
>>37403066
>>37403076
Plz this
>>37402373
Those poor arms, though :(
>>37402583
>>37402710
Return to reddit.
>>37402019
>almost EVERY person I see that studies shit like that (gender studies etc.) looks fat and ugly.
They have deep-seated psychological issues and are hoping to find a cure in the pages of their textbooks. They're certainly not studying it as a career move.
I took a university course in feminism. It was small, just me, another guy and 10 women in normal clothes. Some were hot. None were fat. This was many years ago, before this SJW business arose. Our conversations in class were thoughtful, civil and interesting. I was never attacked as a male. No one was ever "offended".
So where did all these modern trigglypuffs come from? Why is being "offended" a thing now? The almost live for it. They sniff the air like rats seeking it out.
>>37402567
>>37402583
Lol but 10/10 for effort. I enjoyed it, anon. Lucky for you I don't know much about bee reproduction, unlike these oddly educated anons.
>>37404051
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37404841
Generally when you have a species of insects with a queen its safe to assume she is the one the other bugs are fucking.
>>37403022
>>37402479
I know that feel. I went from 220 to 157. I need a smaller belt because all my pants and shorts are close to falling off my ass.
>>37403022
always loved ad busters
>>37404130
Literally this though, too much fat makes it harder to realize your full
>>37401243
I know, I'm basically dialed in to have a perfect life in every other way, but I just despise myself. It really confuses people.
>>37404826
>I took a university course in feminism. It was small, just me, another guy and 10 women in normal clothes. Some were hot. None were fat. This was many years ago, before this SJW business arose. Our conversations in class were thoughtful, civil and interesting. I was never attacked as a male. No one was ever "offended".
Yeah this was also my experience. I don't understand where all these new cunts are coming from. Must be a generational thing, I'm pushing thirty.
>>37401243
I know the feel bro.
230 to 165 still look in the mirror with disgust.
>>37404499
I actually asked this the last time I saw this video, but is she a regular on the show? She's a super qt
>>37402876
>not Mountain Dew
>not specifically code red to go with the nacho cheese Doritos
He's not even trying to be glutinous properly. Fucking shit job m8
>>37404051
Maybe they simply don't care as much as you. Maybe losing weight is just a passing thought to them.
If slightly overweight people gets you worked up this much in real life you're probably an insufferable cunt.
>>37402853
How do they get a proximal angle of a quadricep like that without removing the leg?
>>37402479
I've gone from 340 to 220, I had to buy completely new wardrobes like 4 times, and every time I would buy 2-3 things I really liked but just couldn't quite fit into. It felt good to earn it and finally be able to wear them.
>>37404005
My wife is sort of like this right now.
She initally urged me to get back in shape and now she'll say that she misses the "old me" that she had met.
I'm in no danger of getting fat again. I don't let her cook or calculate anything for me. She's probably just insecure, which is a lot of people's problem. Doesn't stop her from touching my abs or watching me bathe.
>>37404925
>>37404826
>>where did all these modern trigglypuffs come from? Why is being "offended" a thing now?
The answer has to do with how they were raised.
Listen to a professor explain it all. Jump to 7:04. He explains it all in under three minutes. Fascinating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K92rOsjyLBs
>>37402640
This is the society we are heading towards.
Can't wait, I'll take out any hoe that tries to kill me for not breeding!
>>37404994
He already said he was German
>>37405081
Thanks anon, that was very interesting. I work at a uni myself so this really worries me.
>>37405081
>americans are ruining things for everyone because they are huge pussies
Thanks guys.
>>37402479
I just started having this feel, it's the most encouraging thing
>>37404361
Fug, Tommy's eating sugary soft drink pizzas while I work my ass off at the gym.
>>37405260
Tommy is out getting paid, kicking ass and being a pillar of the community while you are shitposting on the internet.
>>37405242
s-sorry everyone
>>37402490
Frig off randy
Buddha was not a fat cunt. He was shredded when he was young. All the females also wanted him. He only become slightly overweight towards the end of his life.
>>37405354
Buddha once turned his hand into the Himalayas to slap down a mother fucker who fought all the gods to a standstill.
>>37405371
Buddha does not resort to violence you lying sack of shit. Go slander someone else you shit.
>>37405187
Sure thing. I thought it was interesting, scary. The whole idea of academic freedom is under siege
>>37405402
Buddha was the only man around able to stop the monkey king. It didnt even kill him, he just couldnt move.
>>37405410
It's not so bad in my country yet, but I recently found out one of my former classmates is now an sjw. She never said anything out loud, of course, but she has an awful tumblr.
My professor has literally dragged her through her MA because the fat cunt couldn't motivate herself to finish her thesis. He had an appointment with her every week to discuss what she wrote that week. He gave her the opportunity to publish unpublished material and make her name (she never did but 'it's so hard to get up in the morning muh muh muh').
And then I caught her blogging about how white men (like our prof) are evil and rapists just by existing.
If I ever see that fat cunt again I will tell her exactly what I think about her. Fuck you, Mirjam.
>>37401837
>implying scooters aren't there to provide for the store's best customers
seriously, you know the mobile gaming market? supermarkets like this have LITERAL WHALES. the carts aren't there because they care, they're there to bring in and provide for whales to buy as much as possible.
How often do you see scooters at stores that aren't selling food? not very fucking often
>>37405539
I'm not reading this bullshit
>>37405539
This image is one of the worst
pic kinda related
>>37402393
Best friend ever desu desu
>>37404051
>Admitting to being German
How's becoming the new Syria working out for you?
>>37405633
Sup new new mexico
>>37401243
The ride never ends, never forget you chose to get on
>>37401227
>>roundabout by yes plays
>>insert "To be continued" meme
You got me keking OP.
>>37403902
Those people literally believe that binging on garbage and sitting on your fat ass is the ultimate pleasure and reward in life. Me eating spinach and grilled chicken after I spend an hour at the gym literally seems like punishment to them instead of the physical and mental reward that it really is.
Any of your parents ridiculously judgmental with you becoming /fit/?
>Have very fat father
>Former smoker, still smokes weed
>Alcoholic
>Nags about how much money I waste on food when he spends all his money expanding his liquor cabinet
>Any time I mention I'm going for a run he mumbles something about how I'm going to get hit by a car, also "muh knees"
>Bitches about how the food I cook looks unappetizing because it isn't covered with a mountain of butter and cheese
It's hard, man.
>>37405081
based anon
>>37405654
At least Mexicans mow lawns, pick my fruit, and generally any other thing that we cba to do.
>>37405755
Only because we own lawns unlike them.
>>37404623
Australia doesn't give any fucks when it comes to health advertisements.
anti-smoking adds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_BF8l-tT0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rSrrSTW0UU
Does anybody have the pic of some anon losing it about the amount of work bees had to put in the honey thats being poured on top of that fat fuck?
>>37405755
You mean can't do
>>37405798
Got us there, Hanz.
>>37404353
You're thinking of kiwis.
>>37402456
>the eskimos have a fuckton of word for snow
How does anyone believe bullshit like this? Oh right, I'm on /fit/, home of broscience.
>>37402479
wait until you start bulking and your clothes start getting tight in all the right places
>>37405860
He's technically true though but only because of the Eskimo etymology and sentence structure. So something like "thinly packed snow" would be one compound word. It's somethin the German language also has to an extent.
>>37402876
obviously bulking
>>37403620
Who did nigga?
>>37405276
If we are being real, Tommy is probably dead right now, and we'll never know if he was a junkie, or died in nam, or raised a family, or hung himself after decades of being alone. But no complain about my shitposting you fun nazi.
>>37402515
>filename
>>37404005
Story of my life right now
>>37405948
Considering that add is only about 50 years old tommy has a good chance of being alive. Also
>complains about kids eating pizza and drinking soda
>calls others a fun nazi
>>37402598
>sugar quenches fatigue
God bless this county
>>37405771
those videos actually make me feel sick.
>>37404959
she's obviously not a regular on the show.. shes fit and sexy. chunky has fat fuck friends and gay orbiters , seriously if you were her would you want skinny bitches on your show
>>37405081
fucking TRIGGERED
>>37401938
Is that her gay friend sitting on the floor looking so unconcerned? He's probably annoyed with her continuous feel bad for me behavior.
>>37402118
jesus
As a person you have to realise that shit is wrong when you come under strain from just fucking breathing. Holy shit I can't watch these.
>>37402860
>you will never be so fat that you lie about complete strangers taking food away from your flabby maw
