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i used to be beta and have my grandma drive me around

now im alpha as fuck and when i drive her to bridge, all of her friends compliment me on how i have filled out and become very handsome

often i will go to the beach or the zoo and once when i was looking at the zebras there was a nice lady who asked me if i was from that area and if i came to the zoo often i think that she was interested in me but i told her i had to go to the bathroom. i didnt go to the bathroom i went to the kiosk and bought a frozen coke and then went to the monkey enclosure because that is my favourite

i think my brother harold is the most beta person i know often he will talk to the homeless man at the bus shelter just so that he has someone to talk to i think that he needs to make some more friends. often i invite him to come drive gran to bridge with me so that he can meet my grandmas older bridge lady friends but he is afraid of being the passenger in cars because he doesnt like how the seat feels on the back of his knees i think that he needs to listen to my mother who tells him that he should wear a thicker pair of pants when he rides in the car but he wont listen. he is the most beta
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>>37399632

Dude... this is obviously bait, but zoo... frozen coke. This sounds like that legendary 4chan cat fish dude.
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>>37399632
Nice blog faggot
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>>37399632

Wow this is some old pasta, I remember this from like 2009
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>>37399632
>needing your legs to press <230 lbs
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>>37399632

did someone say high test
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>>37399632
>you will never be klovkov standing on two plates at the beach oly squatting two small females then push pressing them with ease

why live
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Have sex with your grandma's bridge friends. Or your grandma
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>>37401014
More like

>cut off my tits..wha...why does no one carea bout me anymore?!
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if i go to the zoo by myself and drink frozen cokes will i finally make it?

>these dubs say yes.
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>>37399632
Lefty jumped off the bar too early..
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>>37400802
notice how it's a wide grip btn press, YOUR arms would probably literally pop right the fuck off if you tried this
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>>37401014
She looks so soft
I want to smother myself in her bosom
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>>37401014
B r e h s . . .
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>>37401550
Google tells me source on this is room.
Hmm...
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>>37399632
I'm on a cut OP, I can't have any pasta.
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>>37401570
Joy from sweden
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>>37401309
grip isn't that wide bruv
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>>37399632
they're not even trying to make the pasta funny anymore
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>>37401570
https://mega.nz/#!scpFAbZR!toQIYV9e90X4JgbJMPd6Orze-MTP8En69HSDsX8Cnc4
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