>lifting weights: girls don't give a shit
>playing guitar: simply makes any pussy drip
Tell me /fit/, why are you wasting so much time lifting and worrying about the gym when you could be learning a musical instrument?
And think about this, if you combined both, you would slay like no other.
Fucking lol at gymcels. Quit wasting your time. Some skinny fag with a guitar will pull far more pussy than some autistic meathead.
>>37398234
I do both. Get on my level faggots. (I also only leave my house for work or college but thats irrelevant.)
>>37398234
I have played guitar for a decade and also lifted for over 3.
Muscles help more with women, but only if your face is attractive. if you're ugly muscles don't matter
if you learn an instrument with the motivation being to get women, you WILL quit. learning is too boring and repetitive
you need to be learning it for yourself, so you can know what it's like to truly feel music.
you don't know what music is until you play it yourself
>>37398271
oh and also you will look like a try hard faggot if you ever try to play music in public unless
>there's a campfire, and somebody else provides the guitar
>any situation where people are like "oh anon come on, just one song!"
These situations come up once in a blue moon, seriously like once every couple of years. are you going to learn an instrument just for that one, 30 second situation?
no it's dumb
>>37398298
lol when ever I get handed a acoustic I play some of my hardest classical pieces (8 years of lessons). Catches people of guard so easily
Guitarbrahs, can I learn guitar at 20 y/o? Preferably by myself too, instructors are expensive as fuck.
If I'm 20, how fucked am I if I want to start learning to play?
Most people I know who play have done so since they've been ridiculously young. I feel like one of those middle-aged people trying to learn a second language.
>>37398418
>>37398420
yes you can learn fast. just treat it like lifting, and hour or so every day
>>37398418
>>37398420
>One post apart
>>37398234
im on the spectrum,i lift and can play guitar amongst many other instruments such as ocarina and violin.
>>37398420
>I feel like one of those middle-aged people trying to learn a second language
You mean you feel perfectly capable of doing it?
What's the best way to self-teach yourself guitar?
>>37398565
ultimate-guitar.com for tabs and buy a cheap guitar
the lines represent the strings and the numbers represent the frets..0 is open where you dont fret any thing and fret 1 is the top fret and fret 24 is the bottom one closest to the picking hand
seven nations army main riff for example is...on the E string..the thickest one is 7 7 10 7 5 3 2
>>37398473
>im on the spectrum
>ocarina
would you describe yourself as more of a classic autist or more towards aspergers?
>>37398477
Dubs don't lie
>>37398418
>>37398420
You can teach yourself. I dunno what sort of skill level you desire, but if you just wanna be some faggy basic open chord strummer, that'll take a couple months max.
Now the thing about guitar is that there's many styles to branch out and learn, BUT ONLY after you have learned music theory and have applied it to guitar.
Some styles are restricted to certain players simply because you need gigantic hands to reach certain chords and notes. Other styles such as slide require a real artistic niche because of its difficulty to play correctly.
In the end of the day, the choice is yours.
Just remember, you NEED to learn the music theory. Fuck all that noise about Guitar Smith and shit.
>>37398593
Tabs are pretty useless without sheet music tho, with tabs alone you have no way of knowing details like the time signature of a piece of music or the value of each note
>>37398643
Couldnt you just listen to the music ?
>>37398418
>instructors are expensive as fuck
You can probably find some guitar playing hippy that will teach you guitar if you buy him a sandwich after every lesson, that's how I learned to play the piano
Who cares what women think
>>37398234
anybody who isn't a autistic can get a girl
it's just not going to be 10s all the time
believe me, I'm currently at fucking 25% bodyfat thanks to having busted my knee, I can't work out no longer, but literally 2 girls had the hots for me in my last class (granted one of them was a permavirgin gymrat who probably gets the hots for everybody who's nice to her, I still do not understand how she manages to not have a boyfriend with an ass like that), before you ask, they both look pretty nice if you ask me I'd give both a 6,5-7/10, and all of this AFTER I unfortunately had to stop working out
honestly, all of you must've seen a fucking super hot chick, who's going out with a guy who looks like he came out of a drugs during pregnancy experiment, do you know what the reason behind that could be? either she's using him (gold digger, some other kind personal gain) or she actually likes him
A friend of mine really does not look half as decent as the guy in the OP, and this guy has probably fucked more chicks than all of us ITT combined, that's because "it's a numbers game" isn't actually a fucking meme, if you write 10 girls, maybe 1 of them will harbor an interest for you
I will never understand women, nor I or you need to, just stop giving a fuck and get out there, lowering your standards might help as well
tl;dr:
stop being a autist, be alpha, lower your standards if you need to, gf will come by herself if you're around women and not autistic
>>37398659
>hey guys check out the sheet music for this song I wrote, anon can you play it on your guitar for us?
Tabs can be good for beginners but at some point you're going to have to learn how to actually read sheet music if you ever plan on playing the guitar professionally or at an advanced level
>>37398705
forgot pic
I play piano.
>>37398705
Yeah it literally is a numbers game. I think guys with higher test generally look better, and generally have a higher sex drive and thus pursue more girls.
>new years party
>bunch of friends get a house in the mountains
>one guy brings his guitar
>also new girlfriend
>sitting around campfire
>guy playing guitar for everyone
>all the couples cuddling/holding hands
>guitar guy's girlfriend sits alone with her hands in her pocket
>>>>priorities
>>37398659
Don't listen to these mongs. Tabs are completely fine
Guitar is the most cuck instrument
>>37398709
this is fucking horseshit lmao. I bet you 99/100 guitarists for famous bands don't know shit about sheet music
The guys that bring their guitar to play at parties or randomly on campus are the gayest fags ever. Nobody likes them
>>37398642
you dont need to learn theory unless you want to be able to improvise, it helps understand the music better.
If you want to take up guitar the most important this is to have fun and experiment.
>>37398418
just start playing! Learn songs you like (important to keep it interesting), mix with practicing scales and chords and always try to enjoy the process. Played for 10 years and have learned several instruments the same way
yeah, getting underage girls is real easy by playing a guitar.
>>37398435
>music
>just treat it like lifting
no
>>37398844
>just treat it like lifting
>do it for about 10 hours a week and try and get better each time you do it
ummm what's wrong with that?
>>37398863
>>37398803
Spotted the strummer fag
>>37398234
I do both already.
>>37398435
>just treat it like lifting
So what are the roids of learning guitar
>>37398869
not him but how about you elaborate instead of getting mad autismo
>>37398894
There is no cheat way to truly boost skill however as with many artistic pursuits normies can't judge very well how much skill different techniques require. Thus some good techniques that will impress plebs but are easy to learn:
two-finger tapping
one string pull-off & hammer-ons (e.g. AC/DC Thunderstruck)
Natural harmonics
Basic fingerpicking
Regardless of skill level appropriate dynamics, rhythm and accuracy are much more important than the number of notes you play in a set space of time. Better that you can really nail a basic/intermediate song than fumble a more advanced one.
>>37398325
Villa-Lobos?
Started guitar last week and learned A, D, E chords. Can play a few basic songs already (Hound dog)(three little birds) using those 3 cords, and the intro to paint it black!
I'm using http://www.justinguitar.com/ btw, really like the guy and his site.
It's really fun guys, when you play guitar I swear the feels just vanish. It really just absorbs you. If you like math and video games, i think you'd also like guitar. It also feels great to progress just like in lifting. I had this guitar for 2 years sitting in the attic, and now it's becoming my favorite hobby. I don't do it for girls, it's just genuinely fun.
And by the way, any of you experieced brahs know how long it takes for your fingers to stop hurting?
>>37398234
Metal strings. Not a real geetar
MICHAEL is serenading women with his GUITAR while YOU cry over your ONEITIS.
>>37398234
this guy clearly lifts
>>37398418
>>37398565
Pick a few songs you like, look up chords and tabs.
Struggle through them for a month til you learn it.
20 years old is nothing.
>>37398987
Took me like 3-4 months til my fingers stopped hurting.
My hand still gets sore when barring a lot of chords though.
>>37398234
>mfw play violin
>mfw constant "omg anon play us [insert movie soundtrack here]"
>mfw no one ever asks me to play Bach's chaconne
Fucking normies
>>37399058
yikes, thats a while. must feel good when it's over though. Can't wait. thanks m8
>>37399101
No problem, friend.
Its like a rite of passage, just hang in there.
>>37398234
Being good with music isn't in my best interests atm.
>>37399096
Play Bach's chaconne for me, /a/non
But I do play guitar. Ive been playing electric guitar for almost 10 years
>>37399275
Why not anon?
>>37399276
https://youtu.be/QqA3qQMKueA
>tfw not Hilary Hahn
>tfw no Hilary Hahn waifu
I don't get this whole notion that lifting does nothing to get you girls. I was fat until about 23 (26 now) and now I have girls randomly walk up to me in all kinds of situations.
Just the other day I was at Target grabbing a few things, stopped by to check out their shitty headphone selection and the qt high school chick that worked there walks up and says "getting some new headphones for the gym anon" I wasn't even in the isle for 30 seconds
You guys must emit some terrible vibes
>>37398608
far left
i dont have the mong face and get told im attractive often enough,quite bright also but crippling self doubt loathing and im a social retard lol
>>37399408
bro, sales floor employees at target are required to greet all customers, they have to come up to you and say hi even if you're fat and disgusting as shit.
>>37399096
play por una cabeza fggt
Playing guitar in front of a girl is the most cringeworthy beta shit ever now. Maybe it was cute 30-40 years ago
Speaking of musical instruments, I have no doubt scored pussy by being able to play piano. It impresses everyone and isn't something I have to go out of my way to do like some beta guitarfag; if a piano is in someones house or whatever I hop on and impress, if not I don't say anything about it
>>37399586
>if a piano is in someones house or whatever I hop on and impress, if not I don't say anything about it
Replace "piano" with "guitar" and you're just talking about guitar players again
>>37399613
>this absolute lack of reading comprehension
>>37399652
You seem to have some strange hatred for guitar players
>>37399586
playing moonlight sonata doesnt have the same sex appeal as smashing out a sick solo m8
>>37398688
underrated
>>37399678
nothing dries up a pussy more than a sick nasty solo, some girls might be impressed by faggy acoustic songs but only teenage boys and fat middle aged men are impressed by solos
>tfw bassist
girls are emotional
music = emotional
you creating music = emotional to the max
girls wanna fuck you
>>37399714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZuSaudKc68
what about both?
and dont know who you are trying to pull? try not hang around old peoples homes m8
pianos have appeal but the guitar has far more sex appeal
why you think these celebs pose with guitars on stage and pretend to play?
>mfw play viola
>mfw nobody ever even knows what it is
>>37398234
Been playing guitar for 14 years
Dont like the trash you pull with it
>>37398642
Please NOBODY listen to this guy. I've been playing for 10+ years and learned how to write notation, music theory etc. later when I was in high school and much like a lot of high school knowledge I've since forgotten it all.
It had no impact on me personally and if I had instead used those classes to do what I do at home which is focus on fretting well and not flubbing notes it would have been time spent better. It actually makes me angry to hear people advocate so much theory and say you need a teacher. It's akin to telling an obese person to do sit-ups to lose that stubborn belly fat fast! It's like a half truth where practice, practice, practice is really the invaluable part of the learnin process.
The truth is you NEED to learn chords A-F (obviously), how to bar chords and just start writing your own stuff immediately. Even if it blows it helps to keep doing it just to see how certain notes interact with certain chords.
The vast majority of people never play and the sands of time wipe them from existence so if you start at 20; it's like lifting. You're already ahead of 90% of people.
Guitar is a vehicle for the compulsion to ascribe a cave wall, to want to sculpt a masterpiece; externalize your feelings.
Read a couple quotes from The War of Art. The world requires your unique expression. Learn power chords. Learn bar chords. Never pay for someone to suck all the fun and impulsive aspects out of it. It's creativity not work.
>>37399763
bass can be cool if you can play pure pop and slap funk stuff
im a novice on bass but i learned this little riff of late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNF_wvZ-bDI
>>37399786
no attractive women i know would be turned on by the guy in that video
>>37399804
You mean violin right?
>>37399972
N-no. I-it's like a b-bigger version o-of the violin that's d-deeper sounding.
>>37399828
>Guitar is a vehicle for the compulsion to ascribe a cave wall, to want to sculpt a masterpiece; externalize your feelings.
>>37398979
Not that anon, but I do the same thing. Choros No. 1 does the trick for me (the most challenging song I can play from memory; I'm a scrub and need sheets for everything else).
>>37400024
Just say it's a violin.
Playing viola is like the instrumental equivalent to having a 2 inch penis.
>>37400094
Christ I hate normies
>>37398713
We're all gonna fucking make it brah
>>37398234
>mfw I can playevery song on rust in peace and most of the solos
>mfw girls don't want to hear rust in peace
why live
>>37398863
Music is art, basically you just express yourself.
Treating it as something that's just mechanical like lifting is the best way to fail, even if you have proper technique it's gonna be pretty hard toimprove if you don't feel any passion for music.>>37398869
i do music and lift OP
win win
Is it normal that I really really hate chords ? Seriously they're boring af.
>>37400944
i should add
no two things have ever made me happier
>>37400209
This was me in Highschool. Could play Lamb of God, Metallica, Megadeth. Someone plays "Hey There Dahlila" and my blood boils.
Remember kids, don't skip brain day or talent day.
Mind, body, soul motherfuckin trifecta.
>>37399571
>>37398234
Hey anon, why aren't you a guitar douchebag?: The thread
>>37398271
>>37398298
This. Usually your mates like it more, get drunk, rock out some universal tune, sing it, and everybody usually joins in. It's quite fun. Who the fuck plays guitar for the ladies anyway, that's absurd.
>>37398593
>seven nations army main riff for example is...on the E string..the thickest one is 7 7 10 7 5 3 2
It's on the A string you fucking cunt.
>>37401827
sounds better in standard on the E,aint no body got time to downtune to what jack plays it as faggot
and the main riff when it kicks in is power chords on the A and D
If your in an actual band maybe, in any other social situation your just that autist trying to be cool with a guitar.
That being said my ex fuck buddy got moist when I played the guitar "never stop playing anon". But she already liked me so it was just bonus points.
Play because you want to, be genuine.
>>37398234
>playing guitar
okay autistic neckbear
you REALLY want to attract chicks?
sing.
>>37398234
It's not about what you do exactly, it's about demonstrating competence.
>>37398234
Always pissed me off how girls obsess over guys that produce music. It's so fucking stupid, you'll never catch a man doing the same shit.
>Inb4 waifu faggots
Those autists are the minority while girls obsessing over musik is the vast majority
>>37399678
why not both
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wq8DzpOg8I
>>37398234
>>lifting weights: girls dont give a shit
only if you are an ugly fuck
sry brah
>>37398234
i played the cello for 8 years and no pussy
I've tried learning the guitar multiple times, but I don't find it very fun. I do play the harmonica though, and making up some shitty blues song along with terrible lyrics about things around me, seems to be a big hit at fitting social gatherings.
>>37402133
>10/10 voice, 10/10 STRONG LIFTS, 0/10 face
>give music lessons to oneitis in the ballet
>she literally thinks I'm an angel
>end up cucked by the Vicomte de Chadgny anyway
>tfw
It doesn't matter what instrument you play, girls like guys who are the life at the party
They get laid because when they pick up their instrument they get everyone listening and singing, women love guys who get attention
You could do the same with juggling or just being outgoing and social
Lol why don't you just do things you like to do u Lego heads lmao holy shit
>>37398844
Err yes.
I play guitar for 8 years now (in a recording band), and everyday I'm practicing like I'm lifting.
You have to distinguish technicality with musicality.
A day not training your technical abilities on an instrument is a day wasted.
But whenever I have inspiration, I work on my musicallity (which you can't really train without sounding bland or boring)
>>37398234
Im under the impression that a great balance is needed to court a fine hunny. Sure you can fake someshit but most girls even tho stupid will see straight through your bullshit.
To be a great pussy technician youll need many years of training. First and formost youll need capital. Nothing makes vagina drool more then a fat stack of money. They like the peace of mind youll offer simply by having money.
Second youll need to be decent looking. This is the first thing the female will botice when you meet. Dont look to good tho, most girls are insecure and wont even take the time to travel outside their comfort zone to talk to god like men.
Third youll need a great A+ personality to close the deal. Chicks need a guy that can take them on a verbal voyage.
The last thing youll need is stupid little hobbies like guitar. These are just gelpful tools to get you into certain groups. Do you want the church going chick or the metal head vagina? The choice is yours abd you skills may or may not make or break you.
>>37403386
Fuck that. Not worth it. Gonna become a eunuch
>>37403413
Good idea. With enough hard work, you might get a high position within the kingdom.
>>37398234
well if ur ugly af and lift girls wont notice you for sure
>>37401975
>aint no body got time to downtune
kill yourself
>>37403554
just to play seven nations army its not worth detuning when it sounds alright in standard
>>37398234
So OP, do you play electric or acoustic?
>>37398271
>lifting for 3 decades
post results
>>37398418
Same as you, 20 yo, just downloaded yousician, I've improved a lot so far
>>37403876
kek
>>37400209
>tfw
>TFW
Why can't girls appreciate a perfect album
>>37399543
It's true I work at target and its bullshit
>"anon, you play guitar? you should play something for us"
>"That was nice, but you don't sing too?"
Fucking bitches I didn't even want to play for you in the first place
>>37404440
but does he even lift
Been playing for years now but it's rarely poppy sappy strummy songs. I play what I listen to: jazz, metal, classical, latin, folk. The most mainstream I get is radiohead (the weirder stuff mostly), modest mouse, and Gregory alan isakov. None of which is really "party campfire music". Most of what I play is on an electric which isn't as easily spontaneous and I've since never played on it around my room mates and gf.
I've take two Classical Guitar classes at my college and got A's in both. I literally obsessed for weeks over each sheet of music and it pays off big time. Music theory is important but you can get far with tablature. Its actually older than our sheet music. The main benefit to reading music is that you can translate melodies from different instruments.
>>37404440
>Wake up deadlift
>The Cutting
>Juice sells
>Scoobys island
>Good mourning/Leg day (Doms remix)
>No Homen
>I ain't narcissus
>My last curds (ft. Whey)
>>37405284
megadave used to lift and do karate, it's kind of hard though when you are a recovering heroin addict
>>37405171
Most people can sing they just need to get trained at it more. Try humming to some songs while playing it helps me find the pitch I can sing at.
>>37400209
damn dude thats pretty impressive
>>37403386
I'm surprised more people haven't figured this out. Everyone wants to be with a total package, but never work on becoming the total package.
>>37405528
>Last sets/deadlifted to deth
>benching is my business... and business is good!
>the needle beneath the skin
>These chucks
>Ammoniahead
>pumpin guns
>looking down the barbell
>mechanics
>>37398270
>tfw the exact same as this guy
>at sorority house
>omg I met a guy yesterday
>he plays guitar
>every girl in the room sighs in unison
it's not even a meme guitars literally make 90℅ of pussies drip
I need to start playing desu
>>37398234
Lel I knew this guy in college who was like 5'2" and learned to play the guitar hoping to pick up chicks with it but it never worked because he was so short.
Fucking manlets.
Lifts weights
Looks good
Plays a few instruments
Writes
Funny
Can cook
Decent face
Broke
I have a hard time getting women bc I'm poor even though I have all those other traits
Kill me
>>37398418
I taught myself, but it would have been much easier to have at least some basic lessons. And 20 is still young. You can be pretty good in a few years if you actually enjoy it.
>>37398987
It takes a while, but the good thing is, I can pretty much stop playing guitar for a year or two at a time, go back and play all day, and my fingers are still calloused.
>>37405663
I don't want a total package. I just want a somewhat cute grill and she doesn't need anything else at all, she could be a weirdo loser for all I care
>>37405663
everybody wants to pull like a sickcunt but don't nobody want to talk to no fine-ass broads!
>>37406157
Money doesn't matter if you only want pussy, only if you want an actual girlfriend, but who wants that? Girls are boring. Get a boyfriend instead
>>37406366
I wish, I have no sexual attraction ton to men, but gay dudes always wanna get at me and spoil me, life would be easy mode
>>37398298
pretty much this
>>37405497
Git gud. Ive been playing for 15 years and there is no mainstream song in existance I can't pick up within 5 seconds if I know how it should sound. No way you're actively playing anything that resembles jazz if you can't pick up fucking I-IV-V songs.
>>37398234
exercise makes you perform better at everything, so why not lift?
>>37400209
>tfw literally wanted to be Marty Friedman as a kid
Rust in Peace was the reason I saved up for pic related at age 14
>>37406693
>hurr I saved up 60 bucks
>>37400209
just play everything 2x as slow without any distortion or effects and insert your own lyrics about how beautiful she is.
>>37399786
That guy is great but if you think he's getting laid on the regular by qts because of his skill then you are wrong. Unfortunately women want a mildly attractive dude strumming along to Wonderwall not some greasy long hair dude ripping a neoclassical solo piece.
>>37398298
>Hey anon we going out to chill with beers tonight?
>Yeah I'm in
>Cool see you then, bring your guitar
And then we all start playing.
What you describe isnt true, or at least isn't in Greece where the go-to activity for a night out with friends is to grab beers from some kiosk and chill in the harbour or beach with friends
Obviously wouldn't work if your entertainment includes going to a venue
>pick up electric guitar at 13
>10 years later realize only other guitarists care about electric guitar
>pick up classical guitar
>perfect balance of challenging but recognizable music
>>37398298
>bands do not exist
>jam nights are not a thing
I play guitar in a band and perform about once a month, usually hook up after or at least get a number. I go to jam nights 2-3x a month as well. How are you not realizing this?
>>37400209
these feels...
>"...but Anon can you play *some cliche ass song*"
the other one I get a lot is
>"why are all the song you play so sad?"
Gee I wonder why
>>37406734
>Jackson KE 3
>60 bucks
Ok then
>>37406887
bruh just play wonderwall and it'll be enough
The key is to natural get big and strong. Most women are turned off by roided veiny subhumans
>tfw trying to learn fingerpicking to impress sensitive art girls but it's very difficult to sing while fingerpicking
A few things:
The first thing is, nobody really knows I play guitar. I post about guitar on social media but don't post anything of myself playing.
Another is that, 99% of dudes who take their guitar around with them to play are hella chodes who can't play anything other than chord strumming songs.
The opportunity to play in front of girls only comes once in awhile. Sometimes at a party or whatever and sometimes when I play with my friends metal band.
They wanna hear certain songs. I play certain panty dropping songs because I actually like them. They're mostly feels songs like Fake Plastic Trees, The Funeral, True Love Waits, etc. but its mostly sad songs. I mean that could get me laid but it doesn't mean I'm not autismo when it comes to making moves. Idk.
The past few times I've played in front girls was with my friends metal band and the only girls there were friends/other dudes gfs. And when I would jam with my friend and the girl HE'S trying to pull.
>>37406987
You gotta be able to do that shit with you eyes closed before you can sing. That's what I always tried to do, but yea it's not easy
What are some impressive-sounding but not autistic acoustic songs to learn? I've been playing for a while and have most of the popular ones down.
>>37403101
I know a lot of gays that play cello desu
>>37407063
The intro to "The Shadow Hunter" by Angra.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=28ESt3FnJ7I
>inb4 "I said not autistic!!!"
>>37407063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCqbPGq2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMjDc8MJotU
If you could manage an acoustic cover of this, the game would be over. You will win. Sadly I can't quite hit the vocal range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48LiGv-I_jY
>>37406676
The fuck are you talking about? Of course I know my jazz chord progressions when did I say otherwise? I'm geared more as a soloist but I can play most parts of jazz ensembles even drums though that's pretty easy.
>>37407063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYuRHxQ0reo
All of Kozelek's stuff is great to learn but some of the lyrics can be iffy
>>37405687
>Swolely Wars ...The Pianasment Jew
>Hang Power Clean
>Take No Proteins
>Five Supplements
>Piana was a whore
>Gynomastecia
>Tornado of Swoles
>Dawn Synthol
>Bust in Crease ...Hamplanets
>>37399019
>MICHAEL is SINGNG and PLAYING WONDERWALL while you're OBSESSING about TRITONE SUBSTITUTIONS
>It's a Michael impresses girls by open-tuning and banging on the strings episode
This meme technique should be illegal
>>37398418
Once you hit 22 musical instruments are nearly impossible to learn
>>37407485
Wat
>>37407063
Dust in the Wind.
It's not exactly beginner on the guitar part, but it's very easy to sing and play it together.
>>37398473
....link......? Is that you?
>>37399804
I know this feel all too well breh
>>37398271
I have a problem while playing guitar
I played for like a year until i realized that every song that i liked became shit once i knew how it was played
like every melody becomes instantly unenjoyable once i knew how it's played on the guitar
do all guitarists suffer the same?
>>37398234
>guitar makes pussy drip
Most guitarist are chubby loser neckbeards.
Drummers are ripped and play an instrument.
Singers generally have to be ripped as the face of the band and they can sing.
It's almost like you never have been near musicians.
>>37398325
>>37398979
>>37400061
Was good my classical bro's.
Villa Lobos works well but I prefered a Grade 4 piece called West Coast by Helen Sanderson. Easy as hell to play and has a really sweet melody it.
Bitches love it.
>>37406893
Not that Anon, but dat's a sexy guitar mayne.
>>37400925
This is such a load of horseshit. You will never get good at an instrument if you don't practice. Enjoying yourself is obviously part of it, but regular practice is absolutely necessary.
>>37398234
>skinnyfags get more pussy by playing guitar
>therefore you shouldn't lift
Fuck your retarded logic. Anyways, I do both.
If you are doing it for attention seeking, don't learn guitar if you are ugly or you can't sing
if you can sing, go for it
if you can't sing, learn saxophone or some hipster shit like that, get a ugly moustache that goes with your ugly looks and join a jam band
if you are doing it for fun (AKA I don't care about bitches I could learn guitar even if noone would ever listen what i'm playing in all my life), the guitar is really good because you play and carry it everywhere
>>37403208
That's so unfair. Fuck.
>>37400209
got curious and tried playing it on spotify.
Needless to say, I stopped playing it after 2 minutes.
>>37410157
>>37398234
If I wanted to be an attention whore and make pussy drip, I'd wear my dress blues.
>>37398270
>Forgetting a Korean Slave hat making website is elitist
Guess i sug meng, i only lift.
But i desperately want to learn how to drum like a madman at some point.
>>37398749
True man's nigger.
Vocalists > Guitarists
>>37411021
Fuck off army fag
Playing horn for 8 years now
Can confirm, played a difficult concerto and got laid that night.
I'm in a large college band and we'll fuck for the hell of it
>guitar
Keep it plebs. I play harmonica.
Getting all of the cuties
ALL CUTIES
jk no one wants to listen to blues anymore, brb hanging myself
>>37398271
Bullshit.
Butterface women get drooled over and so do men. In fact, face is least important. There are plenty of attractive women who want nothing more than a big fucking brute to dominate them.
I swear, it's like EVERYONE on 4chan has never left the house...
they're almost exactly the same bro.
girls want a guy who is healthy, ripped, buff, but doesn't appear to have to try too hard. Somebody who is almost born that way. You lead a fun, interesting life, and your body is just always lean and strong.
Same with music. They do dig that you can play guitar (or any other instrument) but you have to just naturally 'get' music. You have to WRITE songs. You have to know WHEN to play your songs. Music has to pour out of you naturally, not that you're making a spectacle of yourself, but just adding something to the moment that you see fit for your talents. If for some reason a girl doesn't 'believe' you are an artist, even if you seriously think you are, you aren't.
>>37409524
For me, gitting gud at it and exploring songwriting took the fun out of shredding and technical stuff, it just seems like a pissing contest to me now, the amount of notes you can play in a minute mean nothing if they don't sound good
With tasteful melodies it just made air-guitaring more uncontrollable though
Music will only overcome your disgusting fatbody if you are a genius at it and have been doing it your whole life. Otherwise it's just cute that you have a hobby.
>>37407148
Not who you replied to, I've actually been playing for about a decade. Anyways, thanks for sharing those songs. First time hearing all of them, and I especially like the first to you listed.
In reply to who you replied to, and others ITT, in highschool I would 100% of the time play 'Beauty in the Breakdown' by The Scene Aesthetic whenever a girl came over, and 100% of the time we would have sex that very same day. I'd sing and play the guitar, though. I gained quite the reputation as a manwhore but eventually met a qt3.14 gf through similar means.
>>37399019
Is he singing about pizza?
>>37399540
Dude, same.
>>37407485
Only if you're zyzz.
>>37409594
>West Coast by Helen Sanderson
Thanks for the tip, anon. That's gonna get me much more popular than fingerstyle arrangements of anime songs.
>>37403101
FUUUUUUUUUCK.. THAT ASS FAMALAMADINGDONG
I'm doing both, though I doing them because I like them, not because I want to get women.
>anyone responding seriously to OP
wew lads
>Thinking I lift for chicks
Top kek
Do chicks like a piano guy better or guitar?
>>37398715
Found a bro
>>37400925
I agree, I learned to play piano myself cuz I really got into classical music. I can only play like 4-5 pieces(chopin, beethoven, debussy) and just got too hard. But i realized I can do improv shit now cuz I practiced so much which is more enjoyable and ppl like that shit better
>>37398234
>2016
>thinks girls still listen to guitars
So, how long haven't you left your house, anon?
>>37418218
>gets on his laptop
>plays beeps and boops he made on some program
>"wait for the drop, ladies"
> people realize you misinterpreted talent to mean electronic music
>you think guitars are old school and learning how to improvise on an actual instrument is useless
>missing out on pure enjoyment and the fruits of labor/practice
>missing out on an actual lady that can identify dedication
>wanting a fatherless molly dropping 20 year old..
>you
>in b4 some fedora stock photo cause you have no response
>>37418039
They want a Piana guy.
Lets say I wanted to learn Piano. Could I get some cheap 100 dollar keyboard and do alright on learning the basics?
>i play trumpet
>make face gains
>girls still don't give a shit
>>37418297
Nice projection there, mate:
>learning how to improvise on an actual instrument is useless
Never said that. In fact, I play the piano.
>missing out on pure enjoyment and the fruits of labor/practice
I don't know who you are, but I'm fairly certain I've accomplished more in terms of musical feats than you ever will.
>missing out on an actual lady that can identify dedication
Yeah, good luck with that, pal. Chicks(some) will admire your guitar playing skills(if you're really good), but won't give you a dedicated pussy, like you seem to think, unless you start writing songs about them(sorry to burst your bubble).
>wanting a fatherless molly dropping 20 year old..
By all means, your musical talent will attract only solid 10/10, PhDs that only desire to have your children.
>you
No, you.
>>37400956
Why? If they enjoy it what's the problem?
I'm a big fan of metal but manchildren who are elitist about it infuriate me. There's nothing wrong with liking other music.
Wait people really care what women think unironically?
>>37418354
Nope, unless you started playing at age 5 when your brain was still malleable it's impossible to grasp the concept of hitting white and black rectangles in such as way that the sound they produce is pleasing to the ear
>>37412585
Then do it. Playing guitar is extremely rewarding, i imagine drums are as much. Add that to lifting, just imagine all them self-fulfillment gains mang.
>>37418472
>I'm fairly certain I've accomplished more in terms of music than you.
I'm genuinely interested in what you did accomplish. . Not in a sarcastic way either. Concerts? Recording other than buddy's living room set up? Paid gigs?
>>37416076
this got me good
