Is this true? The average American male looks this roided up? And he can only do one pullup but 33 pushups and 40 situps in a set? What the shit? I get tired after just 25 situps and I'm a skeleton.
Its true bro. I couldnt do 2 pullups til i got 18' arms
>>37385251
Holy fuck. I'm goddamn Superman to the average American.
>>37385251
that specific guy is just a representation of the male that they can use for the body part descriptions and such, not the actual "average guy" the statistics are talking about
>>37385279
I can do 11 pullups but more than 44 pushups in a set is a struggle for me. Ditto for more than 45 situps. What the hell?
>>37385251
Wow, I smash the fuck out of the average penis length. Feels good.
>>37385359
wow maybe different exercises use different muscles and some are more difficult than others. Shocking I know
>>37385383
>things that are true
this post isn't included
>>37385251
>after 25 situps
This is fine, as long as you are doing 25 per set.
Eventually move up to 50 per set, than do 100 in one set.
Situps are easy mode, most people don't know how to do them.
1. never have anyone/anything hold your feet, learn to do them by yourself.
2. use the bodies downward momentum on the fall to bounce off ground.
If you can learn to do these things, than when someone holds your feet you could easily double your max rep.
>>37385251
>average american
>17.6% bodyfat
That's a weird way of writing 30%
>>37385251
>5'9"
>5" dick
>only 180 bench
>17" bicep
>3 hour workout
>13min mile
Arms only Manlets, the statistical mean
>>37385411
or you could do an exercise worth doing rather than thousands of situps
>The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds
Lol wtf, this can't be right. I can easily go for 2 minutes.
waiting for the dank bantz
This looks like a made up article to fill some space in a magazine.
What was the sample size and methodology?
And only one stat is cited ... penis size!
>1 pull up
How the fuck? If you can do 30 pushups, you should be able to squeeze out at least 4
Who documents this shit?
>5" dick
Really? That means there are fuckload of guys under that number too? I always thought my 6.5 was about normal? I'm in no way big
>>37385251
I find it somewhat autistic of them to still use a professional fitness model as opposed to the average body type (which is the skinnyfat before pic to the left here).
>>37386675
You watch too much porn if i'm honest family.
I'm ove average in terms of height, waist, bodyfat, and cock size. Feels good.
>15.25" biceps
>13" forearms
>Can do at least 5 pull ups
At least I'm above average in some things
>>37386747
Pullups don't really count if you're under 6ft, manlet
>>37386675
i've watched some 'home filmed' and amateur porn and honestly every time, the guys dick look tiny af. i'm talkin 4" or some, and thin too
>tfw 6.5"
fells good mang
>>37386763
Do chin ups count? 5'8 master race here
>average bench 1RM is 180
God damn it I'm stuck at 145.
At least I can do 5 pull-ups and am 6 foot.
>>37386675
I'm 7" length x 6" girth and I've been called massive by a few different girls. I always thought I was average too... Imagine having a dick smaller than 6", life must be hard
>>37385411
lol wtf 100 situps? Just do 10 hanging leg raises and you'll have better results
>>37386690
bruh...those lats
>M. BISON
>>37386806
Eat more
>>37385251
the pic is highly inaccurate, I'm 5 foot 8 with 14 inch arms and they look tiny also a 6 inch difference between waist and chest won't make you have that v torso.
>>37385251
>bf at 17.5%
>arms vascular as fuck
>no belly
I really doubt the average bench press is 180lbs. Maybe for 1 rep with half rom, but even 1x5 with good form seems unlikely.
> I'm 19
> Weight around 150?
> Graduated past year weighing less than 100
> current picture after a year of lifting and no cardio! I was a sprinter and did XC
> Bench 225
> Squat 325
> inb4 small calves ): I know
>>37385251
Jesus, these stats are depressing.
>I'm way above these averages
>still feel DYEL
>body dysmorphia is a cruel mistress
>>37385251
>average body fat 17.6%
>average number of pull-ups 1
btw if you can't do at least 10 pull-ups you are WEAK
5'6 chubby but 7 inch penis. Life could be worse I guess
>Only one year to get into the best shape of my life
H-hold me
>>37385411
>never have anyone hold your feet down
Okay, i agree. Improve your concentration and use a light weight to simulate someone holding down your feet.
>bounce off the ground
Why the fuck would you do this unless you're trying to pass a fitness exam. If you actually care about developing muscles do whole sit ups and be in control of your core muscles during the entire motion.
>>37389607
You can do it, man. Start tomorrow - do your best every day. Start small, keep it up, in a few months you'll be rolling - in a year you'll be at the top of one mountain looking toward another.
>>37385251
1 pull up but can bench 180?
i could easily do 10+ by the time i hit 180 bench
So what the fuck is the point of getting /fit/ if it doesn't matter after 23?
>The average sex session lasts 3-10 minutes
Holy shit you guys, get it together.
>>37389670
I wish I was that short. I literally can go for like hours and end up getting tired without ever cumming. I can fucking jerk myself off and be done in 5 minutes but during sex I just get blue-balls and never finish. Girls usually get sore towards the end and I run out of energy.
Still have never cum with a girl.
>>37389693
maybe you are gay kek
>12 minute mile
I'm a god damn super hero then.
>>37389670
this, just fap before you mongols.
>>37389704
possible, though I don't really like gays unless they are super twinky or effeminate. Hair and beards turn me off. Seeing a dangly-ass penis has never really gotten me going either.
>>37389607
This only applies to those who were active in high school and college and became sedentary the second they landed a desk job but didn't stop eating a 5000 calorie diet.
I look much better now than I did at 23 and feel much better too. You'll make it.
>>37389693
Tried different angles? I can go for an hour too but if I lean back in doggystyle, pull her hips back with me and thrust with a bit of an upward motion I cum fast and heavy.
Or maybe you just fapped too much and conditioned your body to only orgasm to masturbation so it doesn't know what sex is.
>>37385251
what is with the average male orgasm lasting six seconds. Mine lasts maybe 2 seconds.
Also no chance the average male in their 20s can bench 180 maybe 135 1rm at the most
>>37389801
>Tried different angles?
Would love to, but I'm approaching towards a year since I was with a girl. Being in a new town without college friends doesn't let me meet a whole bunch of peeps.
>Or maybe you just fapped too much and conditioned your body to only orgasm to masturbation
very possible.
>>37389837
How is that I fapped a shitton during my teenage years to a fuckton of weird porn and I come ultra fast during sex? Fapping literally did nothing to expand the time, it shortened it.
>>37390203
no clue.
>>37389571
How much do you weigh?
>>37388693
Why work outs are better than sex
>easier to get, all you need is a gym membership
>Easier to get started
>Costs less
>Healthier
>More long term satisfaction from improvement
Plus you can share your workout with friends without feeling sad AND you dont get sad when your workout eventually fucks other guys
wait...things got muddied
>>37390392
about 70kg/155lbs
Is that fucking Vincent Lecavalier?
>the average male orgasm lasts six seconds
This is so fucking unfair. Women can multiple longer and multiple times and men only once and for 6 fucking sleazy seconds.
>>37385251
>average 20 yr old can bench 180
lol quarter reps don't count, more like 120
>>37391954
10 pullups at 90kg is very different to 10 at 70kg, but you knew that already since you were just baiting
>>37385457
You either have poor reading comprehension or have been brushing up on kamasutra
>>37385759
A 120lb skinny bitch would probably have to be able to press about 80lbs to do pushups (something about 70% of bodyweight if I remember correctly) while theyd have to be capable of pulling up the full 120lbs. Also many people have done pushups as a kid, less for pullups
>>37392023
I've seen beginners having a hard time with lifting the bar only.
Even 120 is bullshit.
>>37385759
I can do 40 pushups but I can at most do 2-3 pull ups.
>>37390203
Did you death grip?
>>37388596
>inb4 small everything
FTFY
>>37392057
nah across the whole of the population, the average male in their mid 20s has enough strength even without training to be able to put up ~ 50-55kg for a 1RM if they really put their back into it. 80kg is bullshit though
So I want to pose a question in this thread. I'm a guy whose had quite a decent amount of sex in his life (around 500-600 times I guess with various partners). I've always been able to go a very long time.
When I was in a relationship that opened up my sexual horizon the longest I ever had sex was an hour and a half. Since then I've been with a variety of fuckbuddies who I've probably fucked on average longer than that each. Maybe 2 or 3 hours average, but of course not always thrusting.
I'm just wondering if it's really true that the average man goes 3-10 minutes in bed. I've seen it a few times but it just never seems right to me or anything I hear anyone around me say. That seems like a stat you'd only pick up from highschoolers but I went longer than that straight out of the gate. Do the people here think it's accurate?
>>37385251
>12:17 to run a mile
did they tell em to walk? kek
>>37385359
Same friend, I can do 14 pull ups in a set but 40 push-ups is pretty hard for me. I spend more time on my chest too, at least I think I do.
>>37386806
>bench
yeah that bench sounds kinda high for the average untrained male.
>average bench press 1rm: 180
>average arm size: 13 inch
Pick one
>>37392937
If you're not used to having sex on a regular basis and have a decent amount of foreplay a sub one minute bust isn't unlikely
>>37385251
>average american
>still fits on the page
I don't believe you
>>37385251
3 hours of exercise per week.
Aaahahahaha.
>>37393223
>bench press uses more than just arms
Who would've thought?
>>37385411
> how to cheat yourself and make no gains 101
>>37386690
it's like your lats and your abs were together in the womb and then your lats sucked all of the nutrients out of your abs and now you're here
>>37385251
>874 dollars on supplements
holy fuck that's a lot of money.
>anons in here talking about the most pleb exercises like push ups and crunches
Holy shit guys give my sides a break. You weren't supposed to do those after you did your high school fitness tests.
>>37393669
You're right bro I can bench 365 but have small bis
>>37385251
>5.08 inches average penis size
lol
maybe in china
>fitness magazines
>>37386763
What if you're 5'11.75"?
what the fuck i can do at least 5 pull ups and i am a 50kg skinny manlet
>>37386675
>>37386831
my dick is 19cm and is proportionaly thick, not big on my frame (wide hips and big legs) but when girls grab it they get shocked
>>37385251
12 minute mile
HOLY FUCK
1 Pull-up
WOAH
180 Bench 1 rep-max
I feel amazing right now.
>>37395610
>I can pull up my own bodyweight, and I don't weigh anything
Surprising, I know.
>>37385251
I don't know why they chose an above average guy for that picture, people are retarded enough to believe those stats are for him
>>37389801
I can never last during doggy style either. Girl on top is really the goat position. Can last forever, and is really easy to dominate the girl.
Average untrained bench is probably closer to 100lbs. I started out at probably 75lbs but know I can just about pull off a 2pl8.
>>37394710
>le pushups are baby exercise meme
You don't grow out of an exercise, moron. you just up your reps/sets, and switch your grip
>>37385428
this is of men who consider themselves "fit"
>>37385251
mfw I am completely above average in every regard
>6 hours a week exercise
>13 Pullups
>7 minute mile
>5'11"
>40.5" chest
>11%bf
>15" biceps
>29" waist
>7" penis
>>37385251
Is that average penis size for erect or flaccid? Because that's the difference between me being impressive or committing sudoku.
>>37385251
>6'5"
>48" chest uninhaled (lol)
>10-12% bodyfat
>16" arms
>7.75" dong
>5:00 mile
>18 pullups
>6hrs exercise
>Resting heart rate 61BPM
>Average sex session about 40 min
I mean, I knew I was better than everyone, but if this is the average, jeez louise papa cheese.
>>37385251
The average american male (hell, person in genera) looks less and less human with every passing year. We are turning into a nation of obese trolls.
>>37386831
lol same everyone thats seen my dick thinks its huge but i feel like its not even that big
>>37398909
>6'5
>>37398909
>5:00 mile
>resting heart rate is 61
Pick one
>>37385251
>3-4 hours a week exercise
>0 Pullups
>never timed my mile, probably 15-20 minute?
>5'11"
>~30%bf
>42" waist
>7" penis
Fat but huge dongle. Deal with it haters.
>>37385251
I can barely do 30 pushups because I have a birds chest and doing isolateral chest work fucks me up.
>>37385251
>180lb bench press
Fucking e-stating bullshit. Most men at my gym would have trouble 1RMing that.
>>37386690
Where the traps at
>>37399134
That's completely possible.
>>37385359
Specificity. Literally the entire basis of training. You get good at what you do more, your body adapts to stresses. Heaps of people may do push-ups in their room in an attempt to get fit. Very few will do any pull work let alone pull-ups.
>>37392004
we can pee standing up, and that comes up a lot more often.
>>37399171
I was thinking the same thing. The amount of skinnyfat retards benching between 135 - 155 is hilarious.
>>37398407
Are you a fucking curlbro? Do you ever squat or deadlift?
I'm 6'0 with a 32" waist and it looks small compared to my shoulders
>>37389693
Go NoPorn. And have sex with some you trust. And get her to edge you.
>>37385251
>average time to run a mile: 12:17
We truly are a nation of fatasses.
Somewhere in that 69% of dudes that call themselves "fit" there is also an average of 17.6% body fat
ITT fat fucks with "big" chest and arms
Most people can't do (or go beyond) a single pull-up, I don't get how any of that is surprising.
>>37385251
>1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex
>>37385411
>2. use the bodies downward momentum on the fall to bounce off ground.
Are you a fucking retarded dyel?
>>37390392
it doesn't matter how much you weigh. If you lift, you lift. If you don't you don't.
You can be a skinny-fat 135lbs and not be able to do a pullup. You can be a fit 135lbs and easily do 50+. You can be 225lbs and not be able to do one. You can be 325lbs and do 50 without stopping.
>>37398052
>You don't grow out of an exercise, moron. you just up your reps/sets, and switch your grip
Found the DYEL scrub.
Go ahead and stick with pushups and see where that gets your skinny-fat ass.
>>37385411
sit-ups are for girls not lifters
leg raises senpai
>>37385251
>Number of men who would rather with it then have sex. 1 in 7.
>>37398808
Erect desu
>>37400070
>leg raises
Easy mode, have zero issues with them.
Wanna go hardcore, do situps on the back extender.
You'll either make it or you'll herniate a disk. There is no middle ground.
>>37400107
Fuck man, I'm on a cut and I would much rather eat a big bowl of chips than have sex
>>37399423
>I pee about 6 times a day
>My gf has about 6 orgasms when we bang
It all depends, anon.
>>37385251
>mfw I use my dip bars and my pull up bar to hang clothes
>6'
>182 lbs
>10% bf (water test within the past month, so accurate measurement)
>~50 pushups
>~70 situps
>13-15 pullup (no kipping)
>245 bench
>350 squat
>7" phallus de malice
Feels good.
>>37399475
I can squat 120kg and deadlift 170kg. I've only been lifting for a year and I despise squats tho desu.
>>37392023
180 indeed sounds ridiculous, even though there are many bench press fanatics in my age group
>>37401147
>10% bf (water test within the past month, so accurate measurement)
did you have to go after your sister?
>>37403057
Or how even a thing supposedly does for what purpose?
>>37401147
>7" phallus de malice
kek'd loudly
>>37385430
Its actually 13" biceps on average, which is mindblowingly nu-male tier to me desu, then again mine are naturally big even when I'm out of shape.
>17.6% bodyfat
>can only do 1 pull up
>bench 180
What a crock of shit. Average male in burgerstan is not 17.6
>>37385279
18 foot arms
this can't be right.
how can you bench 180lbs and only do one pull-up?
>>37385251
No way the average bench press is 180lb? Thought it would be like 120lb
>>37385411
>2. use the bodies downward momentum on the fall to bounce off ground.
... and ruin your knees.
>>37403710
>>37403870
E STATS
Anything that's self reported and not measured is probably skewed die to insecurity.
>>37385251
13" biceps at 18% bf are 12" at 9% bf
>>37385251
>average time to run a mile
>12 minutes
Wow. You would have to literally walk instead of run it to be that slow.
>>37392023
lmao when I was in highschool the average 16 year old in my class couldn't bench 60lbs, no way could the average 20 year old bench 180
>>37385383
I've got about two inches on that. Thank god for my Eastern European genes.
>>37399141
>7" penis
>huge dongle
nah you're just fat
>>37385251
>6'0
>44" chest ~ 17% bf
>1/2/3/4
>can do 3x5 chins with 26kg added
>when i do curls i do them with good form, none of this sloppy back bending <5 reps bullshit
>do tricep extensions and skullcrushers fairly often
>
>
>15" noodle arms
how do i make my arms bigger /fit/
>>37385251
>69% think they are fisically fit
>it's actually 13%
Well, now we know that 56% of US men are delusional.
>12:17 to run a mile
What the fuck. I can walk a mile in that without even exerting myself
>>37385251
Average 20yo American's ass is wider than his shoulders
>180lb bench in untrained
Lol
Were there those "yeah i used to bench 450" guys in that study
>>37404723
No you cant. Thats 5.0 on treadmill. Not a fast jog but certainly faster than a brisk walk which would be around ~15 min miles
>>37386784
no
>5'8.5 master race
>10 pullups
can only bench 185 3 times :(
>>37390392
not him, but I'm 180-185 and can do 10 pullups with strict form, I'm also 5'8 manlet
>>37386806
Are we talking in LBS or kg ?
>>37392032
I'm 180 lbs, 6'3, 12% bf and I can do 10 pull ups. My homie is 180 lbs, 5'10 and 12% bf and he can do 10 with weight. Either you lift heavy ass weights or you don't.
>>37406136
This is an american image board, so we are using the superior american units.
>>37400029
A feel like this most days desu senpai
>>37406136
>average american bench press is 180kg
just think before you post anon
>>37406224
*Japanese image board
Just because it's mostly used by americans doesn't mean it's american.
Same way your mom isn't black.
>>37406324
Severs are located in america. The creator is american. The language is american. The units used are american.
1 pullup, is this real?
I can do 12+ at 210lbs
>>37403987
>Ruining your knees during situps
Wtf are you on?
>>37406376
The owner is Japanese
>American language
>>37388693
Why not both? You can do both in the same day without dying, right? Should I be concerned about my health if I do both? I worked out this morning, should I call off my date tonight?
>>37385411
the amount of autists who completely missed your point here is fucking priceless
>>37386763
>P-pull ups only count if you're tall enough, so it doesn't count when people shorter than me can do more
Cry more, faggot
>>37399171
Really?
I'm fat and never work out, we have a gym at work and he bet me I couldn't bench 180, did it twice, didn't seem that bad to be honest. Maybe I should actually start working out now.
>>37407145
Prolly because everytime you fall over you're benching 305 getting back up lmao
>>37386806
are you me?
exact same stats here
>>37407162
As of now I'm 229, I'm going to see if I can do 200 next time.
>>37385251
>average bicep 13", flexed
How? I'm literally just starting to work out because I'm sick of being a fat fuck (6'1", 212lbs.) and my arms are 15.5". 39" inches waist tho.
>>37385251
Crushing the average in everything but waist size. Nailed it.
>>37385251
If you read the fucking page instead of mindless glancing like the typical tabloid reader you are, you'd have the answer to that question.
>pullups:1
>>37386690
That's not skinnyfat. That's just fat.
>>37385383
Unfortunately for you, they're measuring flaccid.
>>37389806
as a sex therapist, don't worry. This is not true. Avg orgasm is a sequence of pelvic floor spasms lasting .8 seconds. So they are probably measuring the time between the first release and until the muscle fully relaxes, technically around 6 seconds. But you only get the orgasmic feeling strongly in the first two or three
>>37407362
What?
Op said 1 pullup
>>37385251
>tfw winning every category by a lot
6'2 240lb bench 17.5 inch arms 6x5 benis mustard race
>>37386831
Most porn cocks are only about 7 inches, they hire manlets so the cocks look big.
Even the ridiculously huge ones are only 8-8.5, they also tend to be manlets and they all e-stat up to 10-11 to make it sound impressive. You've probably never seen one bigger than 9. Plus every guy lies about his size so girls think 5 inches is 6, 6 is 7, etc
All this makea a 7 inch cock looks huge to the average girl. 6-6.5 is usually where they start to call it big
>>37385251
I spend most time training my core and forearms
30 pullups master race
why do people care about average
happy about beating average is like being happy you got 62% on a test where the average was 60%
it's still a shitty grade
>>37389693
I have the same problem, I just pull out after 30 minutes or so and jerk on on her face, usually works
>>37408048
Better than being below average
Which fifty percent of people are
>>37407290
fatceps don't count, obviously
>>37408048
Cause it helps you determine where you lie among your peers, in a quantitative way?
Fuck youre an aspie
>>37400043
Not sure about that last part anon
>>37408386
5 inches is a tiny dick
5.5 inches is still a tiny dick
see why being slightly than average is bad?
>>37408604
braindead /fit/ user
>>37408618
my point is average is bad, noone wants to be "average".
being slightly above average just means you are better than the average fatass, which doesnt say much.
>>37408733
Eh, people don't get it man. It's like when someone's like, "I'm 5'9. That's average in my country. I'm not a manlet!"
Who gives a fuck what the average is in your country? Anything less than 5'11 is shit tier for an adult male. Men are supposed to be tall and averages are fucking irrelevant.
>>37408920
You sound like an extremely insecure person, anon. Need any help?
>>37400069
>le bodyweight exercise limit meme
Enjoy your joints after 10 years of ego lifting
>>37409109
Nope, i'm good. Just pointing out the coginitive dissonance of manlets.
>hurr, i'm superior to the average man because i'm jacked
>b-but i'm not short; i'm average height!
Get it? :^)
>>37409238
Are you sure you aren't strawmanning?
I have never seen a manlet claim something like that.
Honestly, I'd say that boasting superiority over the lenght of your bones, which you are born with is far more pathetic than boasting superiority over being jacked, which at least takes effort and dedication.
Just me though :^)
>>37385442
what's your recommendation?
>>37409331
I see what you're saying, but i don't make the rules man.
Notice that when women prefer a guy that's tall with a big dick and has a nice face, those attributes are all based on genetics and are outside of anyone's control. Is it unfair and harsh? Sure.
>TL;DR: a seemingly large percentage of women don't want average
