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I see here you put "lifting" as a special skill. Care
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2016-05-31 20:26:19 Post No. 37383626
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:26:19 Post No. 37383626 [Report]
I see here you put "lifting" as a special skill. Care to elaborate as to how that would help us here?
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:44:48 Post No.37383818
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:44:48 Post No.37383818 [Report]
>>37383626
Well, you see, tfw no gf.
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:46:17 Post No.37383837
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:46:17 Post No.37383837 [Report]
>>37383626
"I'm harder to kill and more useful in general."
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:47:32 Post No.37383848
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:47:32 Post No.37383848 [Report]
>>37383626
Well this is a watermellon picking job right ?
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:47:34 Post No.37383851
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:47:34 Post No.37383851 [Report]
>>37383626
Function strength. I could bench you right now if that's needed
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:47:58 Post No.37383856
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:47:58 Post No.37383856 [Report]
I can lift your wife and fuck her while you watch in the corner, boss
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:51:42 Post No.37383893
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:51:42 Post No.37383893 [Report]
Lifting has helped teach me discipline and the power of perseverance. It has taught me to be patient and as long as i continue progressing, i will eventually reach my goals. I have applied this lesson to all areas of my life, including my professional career.
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:53:20 Post No.37383911
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:53:20 Post No.37383911 [Report]
>>37383893
Dam son
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:54:48 Post No.37383926
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:54:48 Post No.37383926 [Report]
>>37383911
ive been applying to a million jobs recently and been to about 5 interviews. interviewers love that kind of bullshit.
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:58:23 Post No.37383963
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:58:23 Post No.37383963 [Report]
>>37383893
Will use
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:59:53 Post No.37383978
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:59:53 Post No.37383978 [Report]
>>37383926
Apparently not enough to hire your autistic ass
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:59:55 Post No.37383979
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 20:59:55 Post No.37383979 [Report]
>>37383626
"i have autismo"
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 21:02:41 Post No.37384017
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 21:02:41 Post No.37384017 [Report]
>>37383978
i have a job now. turned down 2 jobs because they werent the right fit for me. im not gonna leave my current job unless its for a job i really want.
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 21:03:03 Post No.37384022
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 21:03:03 Post No.37384022 [Report]
>>37383926
But you don't have a job, so maybe they don't?
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 22:11:14 Post No.37384765
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 22:11:14 Post No.37384765 [Report]
>>37383893
Basically this
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 22:32:16 Post No.37384995
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 22:32:16 Post No.37384995 [Report]
>>37383626
I can be your personal bully and whip this office into shape. Just point me at someone and I'll have their papers on your desk within the hour.
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 23:08:09 Post No.37385453
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 23:08:09 Post No.37385453 [Report]
>>37383626
>hire me or I'll fuckin defenstrate you
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:49:04 Post No.37386552
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:49:04 Post No.37386552 [Report]
>>37383893
You're hired!
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:12:04 Post No.37386760
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:12:04 Post No.37386760 [Report]
Every office needs a Chad
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:13:40 Post No.37386776
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:13:40 Post No.37386776 [Report]
>>37383626
I didn't put that, there you did!
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:17:16 Post No.37386808
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:17:16 Post No.37386808 [Report]
I've sacrificed my friends and social life for these gains, sir. I literally have no other outlet for my attention and focus than this job. I don't have money to go out because I spend it on myself so I'll never show up drunk or intoxicated and I'll probably completely immerse myself in my work to take my mind off of my crippling insecurities.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:19:46 Post No.37386834
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:19:46 Post No.37386834 [Report]
>Autistic enough to wear a BLACK SUIT to a job interview
>Getting an interview


Pick one
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:21:53 Post No.37386860
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:21:53 Post No.37386860 [Report]
No sir you must have grabbed the wrong resume. I have real qualifications and not autism.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 01:30:39 Post No.37386956
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>>37384995
Obligatory
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 03:43:18 Post No.37388170
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 03:43:18 Post No.37388170 [Report]
>>37386834
>Autistic enough to wear a BLACK SUIT to a job interview
Whats wrong with that?
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