ITT: your genetic roulette results
My ups:
>great hair genetics
>great back and leg muscles
>not a manlet
Downs:
>5-inch dick
>hard to gain weight
>lower than average michael cera-tier facial aesthetics
>>37382614
Ups
>6'3"
>Handsome face
>Amazing brain/intelligence
>Good social skills
>Incredible public peformer
>Rich father
Downs
>5.5" dick
>Poor eye sight
>lactose intolerant
>>37382614
Pros-
6'4"
Good frame, looked athletic before I even started lifting
Nice insertions
7" dick and thick
Supportive family for career and relationships and stuff
Cons-
Mental illness runs in family, not the light shit either the stark raving mad locked in the basement type shit
Round face
Light hair which makes my eyebrows look thin
Cancer runs in family as well
>>37382678
>His mentally handicapped
>>37382614
Ups
>good looking face
>great teeth
>great immune system
>funny sometimes
Downs
>6 inch dick
>some flab
>5'8"
>>37382614
Don't worry OP, penis insecurity wouldn't exist if we hadn't been raised on porn. 95% of women are completely satisfied with a well used 5 inch dick as long as you're a generous lover and don't cum in two minutes.
Facial aesthetics same thing, if you feel ugly where you are just move to like Pittsburgh or Baltimore where most people are ugly and you're either average or above average.
>>37382693
It's scary man, if I've got anything It'll come in the next few years too. If I make it past my mid twenties without developing paranoid schizophrenia or manic depression I'm home free until when cancer might hit in my late forties.
I love these threads desu, only place /fit/ is honest
My pros:
>intelligent (biochemistry ftw)
>god-tier immune system, get sick maybe once in two years
>green eyes
>healthy and white teeth
>very broad shoulders (had v-taper before liftin)
>good, commanding voice
My cons:
>meh hair and hairline
>sensitive dry skin on face (this is hell)
>5'9'', kind of short
>very odd facial aesthetics, not attractive but not ugly
>average-to-small dick
>wide hips (kind of nullified by wide shoulders, though)
i also have good social skills and get good money from my job, but that's not genetic i guess
i wish i was taller though, huge insecurity
>>37382614
Ups
>6'0
>fairly good looking
>decent frame
>smart
>7.3" benis
>naturally strong lower body
Downs
>5'12
>poor eyesight
>jew nose
>sperg
>IBS
>>37382659
Didn't know having a rich dad is in your genetics.
ups:
>6'3
>blonde/blue eye'd
>decent insertions
>6x6 dick
downs:
>fucked teeth
>Pectus Excavatum
>pretty much blind
>curly hair
>green eyes
>6'1
>broad shoulders
And the bad
>disposition to drug addiction
>weak teeth despite excellent hygiene
>poor facial hair
I'll take it. I'm sober a year now so i think im good there. Nit looking to having a full set of false teeth before age 30 though, but alas.
My ups:
>retard strength
>above average dick size
>above average height
>broad shoulders
Downs:
>below average face and chin aesthetics
>shitty beard genetics
>bacne, chest acne and face acne, along with rashes on back and chest
>a lot of cancer in the family
>>37382614
>Tfw 5"4
Ups:
>6'1"
>8x6 dick
>Noice voice
>Above average intelligence
Downs:
>Bad teeth
>Average face
>Bad back
>Shit immune system, sick all the time
>Acne prone
>>37382849
How is it not?
>>37382913
>fucked teeth
Same.
I'm considering getting braces soon, I'm 23 but I guess it's better late than never
>>37382913
Lookin good dude the pectus excavatorum actually looks kind of cool with your bigass shoulders and abs. Keep lean while growing shoulders and you will have an even more hypersexualized male form.
Up
>white male
>6'3"
>8x6 dick, not kidding
>Decent face at least
Down
>Stick legs and calves, no matter how much I squat
>Stick forearms
>Fairly wide hips
>Patchy beard growth but seems to be improving recently
All in all 8/10 would be born again
>>37382614
ups:
>above average test without roiding
>6'3
>broad shoulders
downs:
>balding at 20
>wide hips
Ups
>Above average looks
>Above average intelligence
>Above average dick (7")
Downs
>5'11
>I'll either lose weight too quickly, put weight on too quickly, or my weight won't change at all. I put on 5kg in two weeks, and the past three days in a row I've been at exactly 79.4kg. I had an 8 day stint of the same before.
>Only barely above average looks
Ups:
>Dimples (every girl points out how cute my dimples are)
>Decent face
>Fast Metabolism
>Manly hands
Downs:
>Geographic tongue
>Naturally yellow teeth
>5'6"
>Can't grow a beard
>Very hairy ass
>I think i'm also autistic
>>37382614
Ups:
>6'2
>broad shoulders
>everyone tells me how handsome I am
>gfs have always said they feel safe around me
>intelligent/well read/well spoken
>good thick brown hair
>7.5x6x3"dick
Downs:
>near sighted
>allergic to weed-yes that king of weed
>circumcised(not genetic)
>rough cartilage in knees
>sever depression and mental illness runs in mothers side
>>37383021
>>7.5x6x3"dick
is your dick a rectangle m8 ?
>>37383266
durrrrrr what is circumference
>>37382614
Ups:
>Symmetrical abs and body
>Good face
>Good hair
>Decent size dick
>Blonde/blue eyes aryan master race
>Decent upper body considering the time I've spent on gym
>Intelligent enough
Downs:
>Stick legs, sorta, trying my best to get some heft on them though
>Struggle to gain weight
>5'11"
>Poor social skills, cannot maintain friends
>Migraines
>Chronic Sinusitis
>Very poor beard growth
>>37382927
>curly hair
>pro
>>37382614
ITT:
>Everyone has a huuuuge dick
>Everyone has autism
ups
Intelligent,
Nihilistic
Wicked Sense of Humor
handsome
cons
176
14,5 cm penis
gyno
UPS
>6'
>broad shoudlers
>as aryan as you can get
>pretty good face eastetics
>big dick
DOWN
>socially awkward
>long, thin femurs
>wide hips
>wide rib cage
>poor eyesight
>>37382775
Well fuck. I wish you the best of luck man.
>>37382614
ups:
good face and pretty long healthy hair aesthetics
good upper body: flattish stomach, slim arms, small waist, cute chest
above average intelligence
healthy
not prone to injury at all
downs:
easy to put on weight (but then again i'm good at losing weight too so idk if this is an up or down)
muscular, thick and short legs that are disproportionate from my upper body :(
yellow teeth
thyroid problems all over my family bound to have problems in the future
>>37382614
Ups
>6'3
>good teeth genetics
>wide shoulders
>7.6" dick
>big hands
>deep, smooth voice
Downs
>Not gifted in any way regarding strength except for my back and medial delts
>4.5" girth
>long ass arms (82" wingspan) with short bicep insertions
>thin wrists with my big hands
>pale as fuck
>accused of using a voice changer non fucking stop
>balls literally lower than dick when soft
>3500cals a day maintenance, up from 2800 before I started lifting.
>outer tricep head bigger than inner bicep head, creating a dent in the inside of my arms where it bows in if I flex them straight to my sides
Ups:
>Broad shoulders
>Above average dick size
>6'0
>Easy to lose/gain weight (both good and bad way)
>Good looking face
>Thick wavy blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Great teeth
Downs:
>Mental illness runs on dad's side of family
>Bad social skills
>Small calves
Ups
>9 Inch Dick
>6'5
>Handsome face
>Good frame
>/fit/
>Nice teeth
>Musical Talent
Downs
>IBS (Both constipation and diarrhea)
>Gluten Intolerant
>Rice intolerant
>Intolerance to major foods (Rice, wheat, breads, tomatos, chocolate, acidic stuff)
Basically Shit tier
Downs
>>37383678
Also have broad shoulders and nice legs
Ups
>Very smart (IQ 140)
>Good teeth and hair
>Large dick
>Good weight gain
>Above average face
>Downs
>Shitskin
>Slight gyno
>Sweaty hands
>Not so good inmune system
>>37382614
I'm almost the same except for great back and leg muscles, I don't have those. And also have better face than average.
>>37382782
>V-taper
>child bearing hips
Loooool delusional manlet
Ups
>Great IQ - 136
>Green eyes
>Strong jawline
>Tan well
>White
Downs
>6.5inch dick - have to learn to use it better or keep to fucking skinny chicks
>Acne - been on antibiotics and all the rest for so fucking long I don't know how much more I have to do before the demo gives me the good stuff
>5'10
>>37382614
Ups:
Thick as fuck hair
6'4
Tan
Downs:
No beard at 23
Child bearing hips
Weak
Cancer maybe (mom and her brother both got diagnosed with terminal cancer this year)
>>37382820
>ups
>>6'0
>downs
>>5'12
>>37382614
Pros:
> blonde, thick hair (girls and barber mire it)
> green eyes
> emotionally intelligent (psychologist said it)
> just plain old quick ( I barely learned in highschool, passed with flying colors)
> "pilot eyesight" (eye doctor)
> great hearing
> strong boned, never broke one altough I got hit by a car when I was young
> healthy as fuck teeth, when I was but a babe I got very high fever because I had a lot of calcium and my body produced 3 teeth simultaniously
> always was stronger than a normie, I'm the kid the whole cabinet couldn't hold for a shot
> great immune system, only got colds and those were usually from overexposure to cold
> great thermoregulation. I am never hot in the summer, but I sweat like a motherfucker. In the winter when hike I do so in a t shirt
> I am good with times of crisis. I don't "freeze"
> Funny and witty.
> Creative
Cons
> lazy AF. I'm the laziest person I know
> I have a genetic eye condition that fixes over time with proper treatment. Thanks mom.
> Crooked teeth
> skin and hair so fair I need a tanfor my eyebrows to be visible to the naked eye
> severe social anxiety. I have managed and it's better, I hope to soon get rid of it. Maybe in 5 years max
> Impulsive
> obese :^)
ups:
>6'5
>good facial structure
>never had acne
>amazing hair
>smart
downs:
>was a lanklet until I started college
>bad facial hair
>>37382614
My ups:
>Not up to me to decide
Downs:
>Not up to me to decide
We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their actions.
Pros:
>good physical health
>intelligence
>good at developing creative ability, important bc work in creative field
>not S/god-tier, but A tier ass
>big hazel eyes and tans easily
>thick brown hair
>34D
Cons:
>anxiety disorder centered around inability to control every aspect of body, fear of illness
>said anxiety often surfaces while eating, i.e. in fancy restaurants
>5'4', not much below average but the wrong pants can make me look stumpy
>goofy, low-ish voice
>weak-ish chin
>breakouts on shoulders during winter months
>have wide hips but can't raise ass to S tier because for every bit of fat stored on ass, a bit goes to my abdomen
>>37383803
>emotionally intelligent (psychologist said it)
>(psychologist said it)
thanks i had a good kek over that
>>37383803
>Obese
>Strong boned
You're a meme mate.
>>37383803
Fucking sick post
>obese at the end of all that
>>37383854
>>37383854
Oh yes almost forgot
Pros:
> 6'1
Cons:
> Mommy and daddy issues
Downs:
>average dick
>dont last long in bed
>receding hairline
>bad teeth
Ups:
>great facial aesthetics
>fierce af
>bitches just sorta like me
I've been pondering suicide for a while now
>>37383840
Shut up
>>37382659
>>37382721
>>37382981
>>37383005
>>37383423
>>37383502
>>37383633
>>37383651
>>37383678
>>37383712
>>37383722
80% of you don't have pretty faces.
>>37383803
Your not strong boned you just have a lot of padding fatty
>>37383798
Forgot to mention
Con: frequent headaches
>>37383805
sameee
>>37382614
Pros:
>Attractive red hair (srs, works for me)
>Broad shoulders
>Intense eyes
>Naturally calm demeanor, super friendly
Cons:
>5x5 dick
>Thick neck = bad double chin
>Tiny forearms/wrists
>Chronic depression, just want to die
All in all, I'd have been 8/10 in like the 40s. Nowadays I'd say I'm like a 6. Still want to die every day though. Feelsbadman.
>>37383874
>>37383920
Niggers I'm not delusional. Since when does big boned = strong boned. I literally mean that as in my bones are tough, not wide or heavy.
>>37383886
same
pros:
>6'3.5
>7 inch dick
>decent facial aesthetics
>smart enough, mainly resourceful/clever
cons:
>emotionally stunted (mommy why)
>le anxiety meme
>lanklet
>failed normie
Pros:
>Tall (literally taller than 99% of the male population on the planet. feelsgood)
>Hair is thick, never receding (grandpa has a full head of hair still)
>Green eyes w/ dark Limbal Rings
>Strongi-sh Jaw
Cons
>5.5 x 5 (brehs...)
>poor mobility / flexibility
>weak chin
>no beard
>skeleton (not genetic tho so idk)
I'm happy with it.
Pros
>amazing back strenght
>talent for martial arts
>charismatic,can control crowd
>easy muscle gains
>7 inch
>big warm brown eyes, bitches love that
cons
>6ft
>weird face, no chin,no jaw, i look like scared owl
>skinny calves
>skinny forearms
>no body hair
>weird voice when not controlling meself
pic related, jawlet
>>37383968
also thick hair genes & green eyes but my beard is taking forever to get decent
>>37383968
Fuck normies my man. I'm telling you from personal experience all they do is cause drama and compete in the shallow olimpics. I fixed most of my anxiety by just going out and meeting loads of strangers at the same time at an alpine club. Holy shit was that intense. Adrenaline and impending doom for a whole weekend.
>>37383712
>140 IQ
>has downs
Pick one, retard
ups:
>pear figure (well it's still better than apple)
>relatively well-shaped eyebrows
downs:
>tfw no hourglass
>fatty ass, thunder thighs
>small tits
>bacne, general skin problems
>thin hair
>5head
>poor eyesight
>epilepsy
>flat feet
JUST
>>37383965
I hear ya anon, my bones are unfucking breakable. Except my nose, broke it in a car accident
>now have Jew nose
>all these 6 footers on 4chan
What a waste of height
Pros:
>good inmune system
>high test bone structure
>wide shoulders and big back
>great legs
>above average intelligence
>great at math
>great facial hair (moustache since i was 12, full beard since i was 15)
>Great chest hair (started to grow when i was 14, at 16 started looking great as fuck)
>eventhoug i am hairy as fuck i don't have a single hair in the back or in the lower back
This migth depend, i am not white but i love my skin color (ligth brown)
Cons:
>manlet (5'7)
>Skiny forearms (the rest of my body is pretty wide so they look even worse in comparasion)
>hairy ass
>dislexia
>shitty eye sigth (i wear contacts)
>nigger lips
>kind of ugly
[spoiler] and the worse thing is that i have only one ball, i am virgin so i don't if girls will really notice and/or care about it [/spoiler]
>9/10 face
>very slightly dark skin in a country full of white ppl
>IQ 130
>strong brown hair
>deep brown eyes
>ectomorph
>7 inch weener
>5 ft 11 inch
could have been taller and have blue eyes like my father. also not being the retard i'm atm would help a lot
>>37384038
My anxiety is getting much better as i'm improving myself and the things in my life. I just have to remind myself to not be so damn awkward or salty over things.
It doesn't get me down anymore. Now I thrive off self loathing. I had to hit bottom before I could truly accept how cucked i was and how society actually works. The only good thing is faking being alpha is easy because every alpha is faking it. Everyone is. Fucking normies.
>>37384068
post pics you sound hot
Ups:
>Slightly above average height
>Amazing sight
>Amazing alcohol tolerance
>Amazing food tolerance (gomad helped develop this tho)
>Slightly above average dick size
Cons:
>Jewish nose
>Balding pattern
>Autistic as fuck
>dyel base body, hardgainer
>>37384068
again I remembered
> good at learning new thing
and
> very hard to get good at anything since I get bored like a toddler
> septum deviation so bad I have jew nose, literally only jew nose in family.
Ups
>6'1"
>Wonderful hair
>Funny
>Rich family
Downs
>5.75" Dick
>Prone to gaining weight
>Wide hips
Ups:
Almost everything
Downs:
Balding
I'd be willing to trade up to 3 inches of height, 2 points of hardness on my jawline, AND a half inch on my dick for a perfect hairline desu.
>>37382614
Cons:
Hard gainer
Losing hair early
Weak chin
Fat in weird places first, like neck and back of arms
Bad teeth
Weird twisted knee that makes every exercise a gamble
Poor eyesight
Flat feet
Low attention span
Bad acid reflux that only goes away with a very strict diet, which I dont keep
High blood pressure
History of cancer and heart disease in family
Mood and personality disorders
Kidney stones
Pros:
Very good at listing cons
>>37384140
Proud of you, you're on the right path.
>>37384144
I'm also blessed with ugly face genetics/manly bone structure so nah
Ups:
>6'2.5"
>Always asked if I play basketball
>Always told I look athletic
>Great dexeterity - Been good at any sport I play
>Blue eyes, dark brown hair
>Easy muscle gaining and weight loss or weight gain, whatever i want
>Fast metabolism
>healthy heart (RHR; 49)
>20/20 eyesight
>great hearing
>awesome calves and legs
My Downs:
>somewhat average dick at 6" fully hard ready to bust :/
>gainer penis
>social anxiety unless i get to know you from you trying to know me
>don't even know what to believe about my face, it's average at best i think
>shitty brit jaw genes that ive been working on fixing with /mewing/ and hard gum (getting better)
>Chin looks like a quarter in my gums sometimes
>>37384215
Are you Olivia Wilde ?
>>37382659
Literally me except I can't eat gluten hold me bruhs
>>37382614
Ups
>6'0
>7x6
>White
>Good facial genetics
>Broad shoulders
>Not balding
>Good singing voice
Downs
>Underachiever
>Still breaking out of autismo
Pros:
None
Cons:everything
>>37382614
Ups:
>Handsome masculine face/ dark brown hair, blue eyes
>7" x 6" dick
>Very Musically talented
>great insertions/ high test
Downs
>5'9
>>37384294
pic?
>>37382614
ups
>gain muscle super easily
>flexible
>no joint problems
>smart like a science bitch but aint a bitch
>perfect health (for now)
downs
>gain fat easily
>1.73 m
>bald as the moon
>shitty black hair and eyes, jew nose, completely average face
>entire generation on my mothers side lost their hearing at age 40-50, got about 10 years until i start feeling it
>depression everywhere, most of my family is either on pills or religion (my sister found her faith after the pills stopped working)
>older brother killed himself, I've been struggling with depression all my life, trying not to end up like him
all in all an even mix, I reckon.
>>37383266
Nah, man. Measure it out. It looks perfectly normal just thick as fuck, honestly for a while I was self conscious about it but as I got older my tip mushroomed out huge and the girls drooled after it-current gf can't get enough.
>>37384320
OK give me a sec
>>37383712
>very smart (IQ140)
I got 142 when i was 17 and as stoned as a Saudi Arabian woman showing a little too much ankle.
Just means we are good with patterns. I was happy for like twenty seconds when i found out that less than 4 percent of the world's population scores over 130. Then i became sad and kind of scared. Does explain a lot of shit though.
Ups
>"very smart"
>Broad shoulders
>Been told i have an amazing smile, combination of eyes and dimples
>Youthful skin even though ten years of heavy smoking
>Really good at getting really close to someone if i want to
Downs
>Had a manic episode last year, might be paranoid schizophrenic, however, the therapist did agree that i have had a lot of shit go down that would make someone genuinely paranoid
>Had a few bouts of severe depression
>The people i get too close to become co-dependant and shit gets messy
>Virgin (a lot of body/trust issues)
>>37382614
Pros:
>6 foot
>Nice hair
>Cute face
>Pretty good muscle genetics
>Intelligent which has allowed me to get a good paying job
>Charming and funny
Cons:
>Clinical depression
>Moles, skin not great
>>37382614
Are you me?
>>37382614
Ups
>Literally nothing
Downs
>Literally everything
Your turn, chum
>>37384119
they wont as long as you can fuck them, but watch out for your ball
might wanna consider to drop all contact sports
>>37384320
>>37384320
am 18
>>37383919
>Get called the pretty boy of the class
>Chicks always saying how good looking I am
>Always considered the best looking guy in class
>People say I look like a model
But this is a halal woodcarving forum anyway, what would I know.
>>37384418
You still haven't finished puberty, no wonder you're delusional. You're just an average kid to me.
>>37382614
Pros
>7.5 x 5.5 dick
>6'1
>blue eyes
>high metabolism
>intelligent ( read around 200 books a year up until highschool since I was a speed reader )
CONS
>prone to acne
>narrow face
>might possibly bald in my 30s
>so so beard growth
>really bad anger issues
>OCD
>depression ( suicide runs in family )
Overall I'm okay with it.
>>37384418
>Cons:everything
Pretty sure being white is a genetic plus
Up:
>190cm
>white
>Blue eyes
>Above average intellect
>Superb body for cardio. (something from my dad's side. He was placed no 25 in the National championship of Cross country skiing back in his days. This is Norway we're talking about, so it's high standard)
Downs
>Weak jaw
>Big ears
>Brown hair (me want blonde)
>The amount of body hair hints that I might have under average test
>Ectomorph
>Long back/long in general, making me afraid and suck at deadlifts
Wildcard. Kinda down:
>Yellow near iris, making my eyes look green
Ups: > ok face
>great teeth
Downs: >5'10 height
>6.8 inch penis
>foot fetish
>bad memory
>small eyes
Pros:
>6'1"
>solid jawline (covered in far rn)
>ok frame
>20/20 vision in my right eye
>intelligent
>dimples
>minimal acne
>ok hair (I just have autistic style)
>funny
cons:
>5" dick
>horrible teeth
>amblyopia in left eye (bye bye dreams of flying)
>hole in right eardrum (surgery fixed the one in the left) which means no swimming
>dry, chalky skin on shoulders
>pube facial hair
>socially autistic when it comes to women
>fat (working on it)
why live
>>37384383
sounds harsh man.
I think I was always a little comforted about being only clever and not "very smart". I never tested properly, but many of my friend are textbook geniuses, and the difference is clear.
It almost always seems to come with a lot of pain, a lot of isolation and dis-functionality.
>still kinda envy though
>>37384481
>Norwigian
Nigga you already won
>>37382614
Ups
>I'm "healthy"
>I can play a bit of music here and there
Downs
>I'm too short for society to take me serious
>I don't take myself serious.
>I'm pathetic and weak and will never contribute or better anyones life other than people pointing saying lol atleast i'm not that guy.
Ups
>great hair
>look young & fresh (this wasn't an up like 10 years ago)
>good looking legs and back/shoulders
>good looking dick, so even though it's on the small side - grills dig it (no joke, had several girls raving on about it)
Downs
>will never learn
>>37384481
which year was he nr 25?
Pros:
overall great body muscles
thick beatiful hair
not a manlet
manly face
Cons:
got my dads dark hair and eyes, while moms blue-eyed blonde
a bit puffy nose
wide feet
acne
>>37384555
>Update
Mid/Late 70's I honestly don't know.
Fuck, I gotta talk to my parents more.
>>37384459
Do I have a decent frame
Anyone have any tips for developing a high test voice? I feel like it's one of my cons that bothers me the most despite it not being so bad. I just want a much deeper, manlier voice. Is it possible to do certain things to help make it deeper or am I fucked?
>>37384630
Smoke
Ups
> 6' JUST
> Smart, internet IQ test said so!
> Fantastic V taper
Downs
> Average face
> Average dick; motion of the ocean bros
> Social anxiety
> Teeny tiny ass girl joints; 6.5" wrists, <9" ankles
> Congenital heart defect, fixed early on
I tell myself the heart thing stunted my growth--i'm the shortest male on dad's side of the family. Only have about 1-2" on the taller women
>>37382614
Pros:
>7.5" x 6" schlong
>green eyed
>thick brown hair that's easy to style
>broad shoulders
>above average face and facial structure
>big hands
>intelligent (around 140 IQ)
>deep voice
>funny and incredibly social
Cons:
>hard to gain weight
>terrible vision (switched to contacts recently, shit's so cash)
>acne
>pretty bad immune system, sick every three months
Pros
>good frame, face, and build all around, even before the lifts
>hair will last me for the ages
>immune system in tip top shape
Cons
>5 in dick
>5'8
>slowly deteriorating eyes
Ups
>strong jaw
>tall
>broad shoulders
>long arms
>facial aesthetics
>white
Downs:
>injury prone
>celiac
>Jewish hair
>decent intelligence
>longevity genes run in both sides of family
THE GOOD
> 6'
> Good frame; broad shoulders
> HUGE calves, without work
> Good facial aesthetics
> Reasonably charismatic
THE BAD
> Autistic self sabotage
> Recovering fatty
> Alcoholic
> Cucked by wife
>>37384510
Virgil ?
>>37382950
Are you fucking retarded?
>>37382614
Ups:
>6'
>8" cock
>nice shoulders and back
>nice personality
Downs:
>shit facial fetures
>>37382614
Ups:
>Dad was successful amateur boxer, special forces, division record time for shoot-house, war hero, fantastic shot, beat up three would-be robbers at age 55, IQ of 128, alpha as fuck.
Downs:
>I am none of these things.
If I didn't look exactly like him and didn't have a genetic screening because a family member needed a kidney, I would seriously doubt I was his.
>5'10
>naturally lean
>aversion to alcohol and tobacco
>very good relative strength
>smart
>breast cancer runs in the family
>small frame/tiny wrists
>allergies
>myopia
>>37382614
This thread taught me I know more about oneself than the average fitizen. But what does it mean ?
>>37382782
Do you still slay pussy with your average to small dick?
>>37384848
Yes
>>37384934
Pls be in auckland
>>37384997
Pe bune ?
Pros
>6'3"
>natural athlete
>above avg intel, most things come easyish
>decent facial genes
>freak memory
>7 inch, girthy weenis
>empathetic
>will have full head of hair until I die
Cons
>major depression on mom's side
>horrible back-acne from age 9 to 17, leaving scars all over chest/back
>spotty facial hair, physically incapable of growing facial hair that doesn't look trashy
>prone to cancer from dad's side--every male in family has had cancerous polyps by 35
Ups:
>Broad shoulders.
>6ft. Could be worse.
>Great complexion- tan easily, never acne or pimples.
>Perfect textbook skull shape, every doctor/med-student comments on it when I sport a buzz cut.
>If dad/grandpa/uncle/cousins are anything to go by then I have a very high maxFFMI.
>Great sperm mobility/count.
>Heart and lung capacity 30% higher than predicted even though I never do cardio.
>Great hair, my male family members usually don't start greying significantly 'till mid 50s and don't go bald till 70s.
>Got IQ tested by professional: 117. Not too bad.
>20/20 vision.
>Get sick once every 2-3 years.
Downs:
>Slightly fucked up nose. (Though that's from hitting my head as a kid.)
>Dark circles under eyes no matter what.
>Dead average penis.
>Ear lobes too big.
>Had childhood asthma.
>Thoracic hyper-extension from asthma.
>>37382614
Ups
> 6'4"
> Full beard growing ability
> face is ok (but only if I don't show my teeth)
> Brain is not too bad (law)
> good immune system
> Noticably broader shoulders than hips
> Good forearm thickness but not god-tier
> No allergies
Cons
> 6.5x6 dick (con because looks tiny when comparing to body size)
> fucked teeth (always mean to get braces someday but 26 now so will see)
> Wear glasses and have been told my eyesight will get noticably worse with age
> Poor social skills when it comes to keeping friends or keeping a woman's interest
> Sometimes whiskey dick even when no alcohol was drunk, goes away after a while though but very surprising when it happens and fucking annoying
> What are calves?
>>37382614
Ups:
>6' on the dot
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>8/10 face
>good pec insertions, had pecs beforwe i started lifting
>good beard genetics
>thick head of hair
>high metabolism
Downs:
>born skelly
>acne into my adult years
>ugly moles on my back and chest, had 3 removed so far for being precancerous, bad scars
>sweat profusely from doing any physical activity whatsoever
>wristlet
>>37383448
this desu. makes me giggle
>>37384420
post face then
Pros
>6'9"
>Dirty blonde hair
>My muscles grow like a motherfucker due to high as fuck testosterone
>facial hair growing pretty fast
>good memory
cons
>brown eyes (I like green)
>good memory(is both)
>Body goes super fast so I shit 6 times a day
Pros:
>6'2"
>naturally mesomorph style body
>look generally relatively /fit/ without working out
>at least semi good at every sport that matters
>decent looking, always manage to have hot gf
>real smart, well versed in lots of different subjects
>piercing blue eyes
Cons
>never feel like sex, feels like low test man
>can never fucking lose fat or gain muscle no matter what I do
>kinda lazy by nature, makes me feel bad about myself
>kinda shit grades in college though managed to graduate with engineering degree
>beard looks like absolute shit
>>37382987
5'11 is not that bad. You can still get taller. I was 5'11 for two years straight, man.
Great hair genetics, superb frame and muscle, giant penis, and striking green eyes.
I'm only 5"11 and have the Slavic melancholy.
Ups:
>huge dick
>brown luscious hair
>blue eyes
>9/10 face
>amazing muscle insertions
>great beard genetics
>solid hairline
>thick head of hair
>good skin genetics
>extremely intelligent
>fantastic immune system -- I literally never get sick
>great vision
>broad shoulders, small hips
>chiseled jawline
>really funny
>flexible
Downs:
>my genetics are too perfect -- it's just unfair
>>37382775
Lol same here dude.
If i am not contactable for over 24 hours, family thinks ive killed myself.
Ups:
6'4
7.5" dick and thick
Perfectly straight and white teeth never wore braces
Blue eyes
Cons
Skin is sensitive as fuck
Ups
>face
>skin tone
>intelligent
>wide shoulders, narrow waist
Downs
>5'10
>pretty average hairline but at least no one in my family not even my grandad is bald
>smallish hands. Which is shit because my dad has huge 8" wrist ape hands
Pros:
> Metabolism from the gods themselves
> Pretty well proportioned
> Not fugly
> Intelligent
> Seem to attract women… somehow
Cons:
> Social Anxieties
> Body Dysmorphia like a muthafucka
> 5'8"
> Low drive for anything but /fit/
> Shit-tier hearing
Ups:
>Fucking amazing triceps and bicep insertions
>God tier beard
>good eyesight
>nice ish skin
>great smile and decent face
Downs:
>6.5 inch dick
>social autism
>hairy as FUCK legs
>deaf in left ear
>slightly wide hips (working to negate this with big glutes and bigger back and arm)
>>37386107
Oh and a ~9/10 booty, which might be why I attract girls.
>>37386107
Ayyy shitty hearing bros
>>37383919
this. deluded faggots kek
Just got back my genetic results last week, looks like I won the roulette
>>37386244
congrats you just found out you are useless at running anything over 3k,you have shit potential in martial arts that require excellent muscle endurance and its still a 'likely'
>>37382614
Ups
>over 6'1''
>easy to build muscle
>not black
>thick hair
>right handed
>good frame
Downs
>ogre tier face
>fatty
>5-incher
why even live fampai
>>37382958
get them whenever you can afford them brah. I'm 26 and getting mine. It's worth it so my fucking grill isn't jacked.
>>37386267
The association towards power doesn't mean a lack of endurance ability. It means the potential for both, just more power than what would typically be available to someone.
>>37386278
are you the guy who said your pic related was his grandpa?
>>37383500
>>37386374
haha i bet you've never tried a marathon,or an ironman.i can see you're clueless.
also
>1.4% nigga
kek
>>37383840
deep af
>>37386374
What site did you use? How expensive?
>>37383803
>I'm the kid the whole cabinet couldn't hold for a shot
wut
>>37384420
>>37385892
Yeah, fucking do it.
>>37383005
Holy shit are you me?
>>37383842
Be my wife plz
pros
>tall (6'2")
>dark features
>nice black hair
>smart
>friendly and easygoing
cons
>underachiever
>crooked ass nose (i think it just grew like that. look like ufc fighter kyle noke)
>very self-aware (always think I'm in the spotlight)
>I'm the troubled child (history of depression)
>>37386613
I'll also add very cultured and well read to the pros :>)
>>37382614
Ups
>Parents ancestry puts me in as a member of an elite group of lifters
>So is my bro
>Look great in robes
Downs
>Many of my fellow elite lifters hate that I'm trying ot make lifting more accesible to normies
>I'm so buff that none of my normie bros have enough money to buy food to match my gainz
It is not right that my fellow countrymen should be so deprived of sufficient material to make the gains to which we all aspire. My brother and I shall introduce legislative reforms to make oats and high-test foods more available to the public
Pros:
>Very healthy, live a long time with no major diseases in family line
>6'1 height
>Defined chin
>God-tier curly hair
>Blue eyes
>Fat stays off arms, legs, stomach
>Can grow a beard quickly
Cons:
>Hair is very thin, might look like an intellectual Jew by 40
>Lovehandles the size of Jupiter
>>37386765
>God-tier curly hair
>Blue eyes
>Can grow a beard quickly
>Fat stays off arms, legs
how is any of these a genetic advantage?
the first three are neutral and the last is a disadvantage since it all goes to your midsection.
Pros:
>5'11"
I know some think that height is bad, but I'm happy with it. Wearing shoes can boost me over 6' too.
>athletic (competed since childhood in multiple sports)
>good insertions
>above average looking face
>blonde hair and blue eyes master race
Cons:
>average dick 6x5
>hairy butt
>mild face and back acne
It's not really bad, but I'm really self conscious when I'm in close proximity with females while shirtless I.e standing in a line or at a bar or going into a pool
>average sized hands - wish I had big manly hands
>>37382614
ups:
>thick black hair
>tall for a portuguese guy (6')
>Naturally ide shoulders
>Bearded since 16
>smart
Downs:
>easily chubby
>dandruff siberia on my scalp
>big nose/tiny chin combo
>gyno
>dumb
Anyone who mentions obesity in this thread kys
That just negates all of your positives. You might've won the genetic lottery, but you've squandered it by being a lazy ass
>>37386785
Blue eyes mean if u find qt blue eyes gf, and the kid has diff color eyes, you can tell you were cucked.
Also it means you have a soul.
>>37382614
oh boy here we go
ups
>naturally big and strong
>good insertions
>somewhat better at intelligence/logic than most people I know irl
>learn and perform very good at skills very fast
downs
>avoidant, social innept
>dick 6'' and thin
>not the best face
>baldness
My Ups
>6'2"
>Good face and blue eyes
>Naturally muscular / gain easy
My Downs
>Bald at 25
>6" dick
>Terrible with names, this actually gives me the most grief
>>37386785
I like my eyes, I like my curly hair, I like having the option to go from 0 to 100 on facial hair quickly.
As for the last one, it was addressed in the cons.
>>37386796
>ide
I meant wide
Ups:
> Gain muscle faster and easier than any other woman I know
> Apparently pretty, or so people tell me
Downs:
> teeny tits
> Waiting on 5 diffierent kinds of cancer, lupus, diverticulitis, both rheumatoid and osteo arthritis
> Terrible vision
>>37386875
>Gain muscle faster and easier than any other woman I know
you're just fat and you think its muscle or you dont compare yourself to any woman who actually exercises on the same level as you do.
>>37383886
I'm not sure that mommy issues are genetic...
>>37386892
I'm certainly not fat, but as for the latter point - There are so few women I've met who do anything close to hard exercise that there's not much to compare to, so you're probably right.
>>37386911
>I'm certainly not fat
prove it, then.
>>37382614
ups:
>6'4
>pretty great upper body bone structure
>8" wrist
>16 inch biceps before ever lifitng weights
>pretty good insertions
>retarded levels of back strength
>big ol dick
downs:
>square ass forhead
>way too arched feet
>wide ass hips
>shins longer than thighs
>lower stomach fat that takes months to cut
>FUCKING HAIRY ASS
>>37386939
>16 inch biceps before ever lifitng weights
if you cant curl 27kg with each arm you were probably just fat.
>retarded levels of back strength
so,can you do over 10 dead hang strict pullups?
can you pendlay row 2pl8?
>>37386875
would fuck you 24/7 based on your description
>>37382614
Ups
>6'8"
>Supportive family
Downs
>7" dick
>hips wide as fuck (thanks dad for that genetic)
>Fucked teeths
>Retarded voice
>Cancer run in teh famalam
Might get braces later on.
>>37386959
>pendlay row 2pl8
not him but PR 2pl8 ain´t impressive at all
>>37386959
actually yes to both of those
I can hammer curl 60lbs for reps and I can row 2pl8 for a 5x5 and I don't do pull ups but I can do way more than 10 chinups strict and with a fully expanded rib cage
idek where the back strength comes from though
>>37387030
I've been doing 295 for 10x3
>>37387030
>yes to both of those
>i don't do pullups
>only rows 2pl8 for 5x5
>crazy back strength
how about no
>>37387013
actually its prolly ur mom
>>37387057
Not even. Went to visit the family for funerals some weeks earlier. I was trying a suit because my old one didn't fit me anymore (weightloss) and I eventually said "Damn, I hate my wideass hips". My father got offended and told me he had the same thing and he got all defensive about it.
>>37387050
m8 I close grip row the whole stack on a cable machine and don't slam it like a faggot
and I don't do pull ups because if I do them on top of my rowing routine my traps become disproportionate and it is not 'sthetic at all so I do chinups for lats to try and hide my lady hips
and if you want to critique my lifts yes I could only do 2pl8 for 5x5 but that was a Yates row and by crazy back strength I meant naturally occuring, I could row 2 plate for a solid 10x3 my first month weight lifting
>>37387170
I will admit my grip strength is shit tier
>>37382614
Ups:
>6'5"
>Light blue eyes
>No history of balding
>White
>Naturally built big, broad shoulders ect.
Downs:
>HUGE chin (thanks dad you shitlord)
>History of underactive thyroid, depression and diabetes
>Put on fat really easily, muslce not so much.
>Hairy asshole
>6" dick
>Can't grow a beard (worst in one imo)
>>37382614
Ups:
>great hair
>above average face
>crazy back insertions
>7 inch dick
>great sense of humor
Downs:
>poor muscle insertions
>put on weight easily
>heart disease and diabetes in the family
>ok teeth-got em fixed
>>37387170
pullups don't even work your traps.what are you on about?and close grip on a cable machine is much easier.
>>37387025
It's pretty decent with strict form and for reps. At lest until you've been lifting for more than a year.
>>37385991
>still a manlet
>>37387249
>close grip on a cable machine is much easier.
With cable pull-downs close-grip extends ROM. And you don't get a mechanical advantage unless the machine is camless. Also makes it less likely you'll fuck up your rotator cuffs.
>>37382614
Ups:
Thick head of hair [spoiler]brownlet[/spoiler]
Above average dick
Pretty broad shoulders
Good facial aesthetics
Pretty good teeth
Good insertions
Reasonably intelligent
Downs:
[spoiler]5'9"[/spoiler]
Hairy as FUCK lower body (Italian hair at that)
Yet I have shit beard genetics
Don't really like my voice
Kinda big nose imo
>>37387347
we're talking about cable machine ROWS you mong
see>>37387170
>m8 I close grip row the whole stack
>>37385991
post pic
>>37387359
Same thing applies to cable rows. Wide grip only feels harder because it fucks up your joints/stabilizers. Close-grip extends ROM ie. works your back more completely. As long as there is a cam to even out the load trough the pull. And pretty much every post 80s machine has them.
>>37382614
pros:
>white
>decent jawline
cons:
>5'11'' manlet
>6.5'' dick
Neutral:
>Biomedical science major
>Blonde hair
>blue eyes
>ottermode
Alright sluts, I'm 6ft 230lbs to start.
Up:
>Handsome
>blonde, straight hair
>Grey eyes, and awesome eyesight
>intelligent, 95th percentile IQ, not the brightest out there but above average for sure
>Broad shoulders
>Plenty of dick, nothin crazy though
>naturally pretty strong
>Holy fuckin power legs batman
>fast sprint
Down:
>Nasty tremor
>Pack on lipids like nobodies business, 23% body fat rn despite routine
>I look like a high school senior despite being in my mid-20s
>Pale as shit, sunburn is my life, skin cancer is my death
>lots of familial cancer in general
>mental illness runs in the family, and i've been through many different meds
>colorblind
>>37387433
Ah, you got the ole 'biomedical science major' gene. I know that one!.... on a srs note, im pretty sure you ment "smart, but guise i mean it, unlike everyone else who thinks theyre smart" lol
>>37387534
yea pretty much
Pros:
>Decent face
>No allergies/diabetes or anything
>Above average IQ
>Naturally high test
>Broad shoulders
Cons:
>Manlet (5'8")
>Hair looks good but will go bald if I stop taking meds for mpb
>Bad vision (corrected with lasik)
>Brown hair/eyes
>Average 6 incher
All in all it's not so bad except being a manlet but I try not to let it get to me.
Good
>Tall
>Good skull shape
>Great legs
Bad
>Bald
>Terrible skin (scars, stretch marks, discolourations)
>Bad teeth
>Mental illness
>Still got gut
>Poor social skills
>Deservedly low self esteem
if everyone was how they describe themselves in real life, there would be no feel threads or tfw no gf threads on fit. Unfortunately the majority of these posters are mediocre but feel the need to lie on a Tibetan rug trading forum.
>>37386488
23 and me. I think it's about $200 now after the fda got their bureaucratic mitts all over it.
pros:
>6'0"
>will most likely have a full head of hair until I die
cons:
>predisposition to alcoholism and depression
>narrow shoulders
>can't grow facial hair to save my life
>>37382614
pros
whitey
frame
6 feet
can grow good facial hair
98th percentile iq
jawline
cons
everyone in my family is fucking crazy, im probably going to lose my mind in ~10 years
alcoholism, depression, anxiety, different types of cancers all over family gene pool
am depressed/anxious
non existent self esteem
Ups:
>7.5-inch dick
>6'0" height
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>pronounced chin
Downs:
>recovering fatty
>really bad anxiety issues, both socially and generally
I'm going to try to be more social next semester of uni, bros. Also going to try and finish losing weight within a years time from now. Wish me luck. I'll do my best to help carry on the Aryan race.
>all these beta 6 footers
what a waste of height. Fuckin betas. You should be swimming in pussy
>>37384183
>Very good at listing cons
Join the military and get some confidence drilled into you
Ups:
>7 inch pecker
>6'2
>decent face
>good teeth
>sexy voice so I'm told
Down:
>awful widows peak at 20
>shit eyesight
>hardgainer
I just want a decent hairline guis ;_;
>>37388679
>Go to "Do what you're told" brainwashing school and eat hgh fortified meals
Ups:
>admirable facial aesthetics
>very respectable frame, wide build still with good proportions
>thick, luscious, shiny bronze hair
>not autistic
Downs:
>5' 11"
>5.5 inch dick
Definitely could have been worse; my height has never really gotten in my way despite 4chan memes that anyone below 9ft tall is destined for failure
I do get pretty self-conscious about my below-average dick tho
>6'2"
>7x5.5
>great hair, known as "that hair guy," $120 stylist does my hair for free for the local notoriety
>51":31" shoulders to waist
>147 IQ MENSA adjudicated, have multiple engineering degrees and various certifications from Harvard Business
>masculine facial aesthetics and strong jaw, was male fashion model at 18 when I weighed 135
>90% perfect teeth with no ortho
>symmetrical abs and low lats
>intense, actual autism. Can't even make male friends, let alone talk to girls
I play runescape, lift and work as an independent software contractor and I hate everything about life I should probably end it
>>37382782
Nothing wrong with being 5'9''. People around the average height seem have to have better proportions a lot of the time. Might not be ideal but you're still 4 inches taller than the average girl too
My pros:
>fairly attractive, probably about a 7 or something
>6'2/6'3 ish, height from mums side
>greek beard genetics from my father
>18cm penor
>study engineering, somewhat intelligent
>not going bald, good hair genetics from mums side
>put on muscle fairly easy
My cons:
>not quite sure what it is but i talk fast and can't pronounce words sometimes
>flat feet, poor spine from mums side
Ups
>kinda funny
>somewhat smart
Downs
>brown
>short
>ugly
>6 inch dick
I'm prepared to die a virgin
There's enough brown people anyway
Pros:
6'0
Insane natural rhythmic ability
Can learn anything musical really fast
Thick, slightly red hair
Insane leg strength
Not a genetic but living australia is cool
IQ of 140
Cons:
5" dick (looks even smaller cause im 6', main cause for my depression)
below average facial features
hard gainer
recovering fatty
massive nose
medically diagnosed paranoid schizophrenia and depression
have zero ability to make friends
uneven eye brows
still have an emo fringe at 18
addiction to food
recovering alcoholic
diabetes
super bad joints, makes lifting quite painful sometimes
haven't attracted a female in my life, gf is only with me because she thinks she cant do better/convenience
I have no morals or emotions
suicidal 80% of the time, only thing stopping me is commitments to my band while it's doing well
addictive personality
acne ridden, will leave hefty scars after it disappears
despite being bright i lack any motivation or will to live
>why am i still alive
Ups
>6'1" and still growing
>facial hair of a bear
>all ancestors died with a full head of hair
>broad shoulders
>great legs and back
>not insane
>ok face
>180+ iq
>not autistic
Downs
>1/4 Nigger
>>37382614
Pros:
>White
>Handsome face
>Great skin
>Good social Skills, funny
>Bilingual
>Great eyebrows
>Decent Jawline
>Good hairline
>Good voice
>Guitar player
>I generally never find myself being down or depressed
Cons:
>5'8
>Bit chubby (for now, started lifting 1 month ago)
>shitty facial hair
>Weak
>Lil' bit of a hunch
>15cm dick- also can't pull foreskin down when rock hard D:<
Ups:
>183cm (but I'm from Denmark, it's barely above average)
>Masculine face (not awfully attractive, but often told that it's quite masculine)
>thick af hair
>perma-visible abs (cutting or bulking, doesn't matter, had them since i was 16)
>upper-middle class parents
>degenerate elder brother, so never did drugs
>native of a nordic country
>smart, was enrolled in a youth talent program when I was younger
>confident, great at speaking publicly, and to new people
>trilingual (danish, english, french fluently)
>17 1/2 cm dick, not cut
>inherently proud of my nation, gives me extreme lifting motivation
Downs:
>skinny wrists
>yellow teeth
>tiny overbite (not visible)
>little experience (confidence came recently, so everything with girls has happened in the last year)
>get terrible feels sometimes whenever it's late
>no artistic talent, so shit at drawing, dancing, singing, playing instruments
>inherently racist as fuck
lol everyone in this thread being >6', wasn't this supposed to be an honest thread? That's an 85th percentile trait but apparently 2/3 of y'all are tall dudes... aight.
>>37389335
You forget that everyone on the internet is 7 foot tall with a 2 foot dick and bench 5pl8.
>>37384518
There is a reason why they say that ignorance is bliss. The difference between someone like me and a textbook genius is that they would try to figure out and understand the textbook, whereas i try to figure out understand them. I kind of have a photographic memory when it comes to conversations.
Do not envy bruh. There is research proving higher intelligence is much more likely to lead to mental illness. Not very surprising though since intelligent people are generally more sensitive people. Think i read somewhere before that most of the school shootings in the U.S.A were carried out by highly intelligent kids that were bullied. Could be bullshit but would make sense to me anyway.
>>37389344
I want to know right fucking now how these niggers are measuring their shit.
I believe that 200 of these cunts really believe theyre 7+ inchers.
FROM THE FUCKING BASE TO THE TIP. NOT ON THE SIDE YOU CUNTS FROM THE GODDAMN TOP
6 incher here anyhow
Whats the best pussy you cunts have ever had?
Pro
>full beard
>glorious black hair
>Easy to tan
>Great strength building ability
Con
>5'11"
>INCREDIBLY HAIRY
>Congenital heart defect (Doesn't slow me down right now, though)
>Did I mention HAIRY as FUCK?
>Anger issues
Mediterranean and southern European genetics are a double edged sword :(
>>37384383
Wut. Are you me? Am I anon?
Pros:
>very intelligent
>great singing voice
>great hair
Cons:
>wide hips/huge ass
>brown eyes
>round face
>weak jawline
Facial aesthetics not fucked, but won't ever be perfect
>>37389703
black girls
>>37389890
really? pls describe
>>37382614
Ups
>Smart
>Very good gains
>7'0 dick
>White
>Durable teeth
>Amazing upperbody stregnth
Downs
>Cannot into cardio no matter what
>Easy burnout
>5'8
>Fat nose
>sperg
>>37389880
Also
>6.5 in. benis
>wide ribcage makes torso look good
>Not a manlet
But
>Wide hips make it an hourglass as a man
>>37382614
Ups:
>Natural curls
>hourglass shape
>probably not cancer
>easy to build muscle
Downs
>Hypercholesterolaemia
>hard to lose weight
>freckles
>can't get a tan
>fucked up teeth
i'm like a ginger without the red hair pls kill
I guess everyone on 4chan is a genius.
Ups
>6'3"
>7" penis
>kind of smart, school is easy
>great hairline
>light blue eyes
>smooth skin
>thick eyebrows
>great facial hair growth
>chiseled jaw
>get told I look like Toni Mahfud a lot
>great teeth
>big hands
>very ideal and symmetrical muscle insertions, no weird gaps or anything.
>broad shoulders
Downs
>speech impediment
>severe social anxiety
>girls too intimidated to approach me and guys always want to prove themselves around me so they try to intimidate me
>only sluts have approached me and I don't like that sort of thing so I always reject them and they think I'm stuck up
ups
>6 ft 4
>super wide shoulders
>super narrow hips
>good hair
>perfectly straight teeth
>strong jawline
>fit
downs
>7 inch dick looks avg
>stretch marks everywhere
>horrible acne
>chest acne
>face acne
>back acne
i get mired but my horrible skin just makes me scared to take my shirt off
>>37382614
Good
>Good looking
>Put on muscle easy
>Good teeth, penor, FRAME all that stuff.
>Getting a degree in good field.
Mid
>Average/slightly above in intelligence, but also lazy.
5'11 in Sweden, aka supermanlet.
Bad
>Very narcissistic and bad tempered
>Was shy/semi ugly as a child and thus pretty introvert now.
at 5'7.5" I don't feel like I'll ever be respectable as a man
Does it get better? Please respond.
Ups
>good hair
>giant dick
>giant man
>Fit as fuck
Downs
>nothing, i'm flawless
>>37382614
Positives:
Good height 6'1"
Good teeth
Good looking face, some people think it's intidimating though
Good legs & chest
Godly beard genetics
Negatives:
Absolute bottom of the rock shit tier hair genetics
Nothing else I can really think of
>>37390035
as a 5'3'' woman i would be happy to accept you into our gender
just send a picture of your nipples to caitlyn jenner and you will finally be on your way to become respectable
>>37388827
That sucks. If i had your pros, i would be a fucking world leader kek. When you get bullied, betrayed, and basically just plain fucked over from childhood, you end up not really giving a fuck what others think and then all of a sudden you can become popular.
>>37389836
Glad to see someone else can relate to me instead of the other way around kek. We are all anon btw :^)
Where you from?
>>37382614
My ups
>Above average in anything I do
>Good looking
>Good build
>Not a single thing about me below average other then my mentality or mental health for that fact
Cons:
>Feel a greater sense of self worth in a meaningless existence
>Mental negative
>Nothing is every good enough
>Desire for absolute perfection because being good or above average just means I have pushed myself
>I don't enjoy anything I do but do it because I need to push myself.
>>37382614
Mids:
>exactly 6 ft
>exactly 6 inch dick
>160 pounds
>Mechanical Engineer at middle of the road university
Ups:
>No hair loss?
>mid to high tear chad face but eyes are too small.
Sometimes i think i'm the most average person ever
>>37382614
Ups:
>6'5
>good hair
>huge calves
>big forearms
>good distribution between upper/lower body length despite height
>good face
>great teeth
>decent insertions
>pretty narrow hips
>not allergic to anything
Downs:
>feet are gross
>long femurs/short tibias
>long arms
>acne prone skin (18 years old might be a factor)
>small ass triceps
Ups:
>6'3
>Great leg muscles
>Great biceps
>Normal looking face
Downs:
>Kyphosis
>Lordosis
>>37382614
Ups:
Great Face, did modeling
Full head of hair
6'0
Chad body barely work out
Downs:
Long but skinny dick like 7.5x4.8
bad eye sight
High blood pressure
ups
>white
>7" dick
>broad shoulders
>red beard grows in fast
>decent face
Cons
>5' 11"
>>37382614
Ups:
>HEIGHT FACE FRAME. more or less chad mode
>Noice benis
>Intelligent enough to do physics degree without the crippling autism that comes with mathematical ability in most people
>Told I have a 'movie guy' type of voice
>6'1 185lbs around 10% with good fat distribution genetics
Downs:
>???
>could have better muscle inserts. Will never make it bodybuilding/fitness career wise
>fucking psycho ex-gf sabotaging nearly every effort with grills because I was stupid enough to agree to live with her in student house last year. How is this genetics related? She has prime genetics and I fell for the hot grill meme. Definitely brought that one upon myself desu.
>Boring ass brown hair/brown eye Caucasian combination. Nothing "special", just good looking enough to get by
All in all I could have it worse reading the situations you fuckers are in.
>you're all handsome in some way
>average height 5'11+, most being around 6'2
>average penis seems like 7"
Hmmm, it's funny because Ive threads where people admit to lying in these don't even know why.
>>37383647
sagging balls master race
