Last one reached the limit. Here's one from my gainsless skelly days.
>be me, 16y/o KV
>friend brings these 2 hot sluts to his house after we were having a few drinks at like 3AM
>they have a few drinks with him and I
>friend tells me they want to make out with me
>I don't chicken out
>have 3 way kiss with these 2 sloots
>I'm overjoyed
>go inside with them
>"have fun anon" my mate says
>they continue to make out with me on a couch
>"anon do you have any stds?"
>"Ummm no I've never been with a girl"
>"Woah so you've never even had a hand job or blowjob?"
>"take off your shirt anon" as they put their hands down my pants
>as I'm about to take it off I remember my chest and back acne
>"uh-uhmm maybe another time, I barely know you girls"
>Friend ends up fucking both of them while I sit outside on my own
>never see either of them again
Pic related. The one on the left (our left), the other one I couldn't find on fb
No offense intended but holy shit you people are legitimately autistic. and i say this as a kisslesss virgin myself
I never had a chance cause of friends doing more sausage fests than parties not to say girls in my former major were uggo as fuck add that to being a total shrek in high school. Whenever i get mired nowadays, i eyefuck girls and milfs sometimes until they feel uncomfortable.
>>37380780
holy shit breh you fucked up. the left girl is a real cutie
>Be me, kissless, handholdless 17 year old virgin high school senior
>6'3, 210 lb. Maybe 12% body fat. Face is spitting image of young Matt LeBlanc, or so I'm told.
>Great genetics--older brother is former state wrestling champion but I'm just an autistic nerd.
>Obsessed with working out and playing video games because it's easier than interacting with people in real life.
>Going to mall one Saturday to buy clothes.
>Walking up to the entrance I notice a circle of teenage girls my age huddled outside the double doors. Most are pretty cute, 7/10 on average.
>They see me approaching. Actually, I'm just trying to walk past them without making eye contact.
>As I walk closer, they start to whisper to each other.
>I get to the entrance. They're standing maybe 10 feet away.
>"Nice!" one of them blurts out boldly in my direction, giggling and blushing.
>The others all look at her and giggle.
>I make eye contact with her. She looks back at me.
>Time slows to a halt.
>I look at each of them and then they look at each other. None of them say a word. Several of them start to hold their breath, still giggling.
>"Is she fucking making fun of me?" I wonder to myself. "Who the fuck is this fucking cunt? Who the fuck stands around outside a mall talking shit to random strangers with her cunty little friends? What the fucking fuck?"
>Sudden rage consumes my soul, mixing with social anxiety.
>I need to put this fucking bitch in her place! Punch her in that snide face of hers. Scream at her to go fuck herself at the very least.
>Too scared/socially anxious to say anything back to her.
>Break eye contact. Open door to mall. Awkwardly step inside and walk quickly away.
>I hear them burst out laughing as I'm walking away.
5 years later I told my first real girlfriend about how girls used to pick on me all the time and she said "They were trying to flirt with you, you idiot."
Another 5 years passed before I started kinda believing her.
>>37380780
>shitthatneverhappened.com
Literally nobody on this board talks about lifting anymore.
>>37380780
>(our left)
as opposed to...?
>>37380780
holy shit she's fuckin beautiful
you really messed up
>>37381716
Their left, you fucking mung bean.
>>37381716
Well, if you were standing inside of the picture frame and looking forward from their perspective, our left would be their right. But I too find OP's clarification unnecessary given that we are obviously not doing this.
>>37381673
Feels good that you don't believe me tbqh
>be me, KV 16 year old
>at a house party
>everyone is having a great time
>a girl I knew with a fat ass sits on my lap
>"Hello anon! Want to have some fun?"
>I sperg out and push her of my lap and go into the kitchen
>Never speak to her again
>>37381618
lol made me kek
>college
>20 year old virgin
>friends qt younger sister starts attending my college and she is recently single
>party with her a bunch and text occasionally the first month or so of the school year
>told her once that I've never smoked weed but kinda wanted to try it
>one night she tells me to come over so she can take my "weed virginity"
>psych myself out thinking I'll somehow get caught and get kicked out of school and lose my job
>bail on her
>she doesn't talk to me as much or want to party with me as much after that
My friends think she wanted me but i didn't really think so. I was a skinny lanky awkward weirdo who somehow had a fair amount of friends because I must have been somewhat fun and I thought she was way out of my league. That's all I got.
>>37380780
cmon dude you are a pussy
>>37381716
Liberals
>>37381618
Something similar to this happened to me, so i know how you feel.
Does anyone know what someone should do or say when something like that happens?
>>37381876
>feels good to be a pussy
Mate...
>Be me, 20 year old KV who spends all his time in the gym and never talks to anyone outside of it
>Get invited to house party thrown by black gym bro friends who live in my quad
>Walk in. Look around. Feel awkward. Never know what to say or who to talk to.
>See 9/10 qt black girl with corn rows I've had a crush on for six months. Friend of black gym bro friends. Near identical twin of Alicia Keys. I've only spoken to her one or twice.
>She's sitting on a couch with her girlfriends. Sees me and smiles. Stands up. Walks over to me.
>"Hi, anon! How are you today?"
>"Y-you too!" I exclaim
>She takes this in without flinching
>"Hey anon, I have a headache. Could you massage my temples for me?"
>Get confused.
>She has all these girl friends here with her. Why is she bothering me with this shit?
>She leads us over to a couch on the other side of room. Sits next to me and leans back into me
>"Here, just massage my head slowly, anon."
>"Uh, s-sure!"
>Awkwardly rub her head. Heart beating fast. Nervous.
>No clue what I'm doing.
>Feel like incredible Hulk sitting next to this 5'3, 115 lb femlet. Squeezing her head too hard. Rubbing temples from behind like I'm grating a block of cheese. Palming her head like a basketball in my 6'4 otter hands.
>People stare at us. I feel super self conscious.
>Is this all just a game to humiliate me?
>Start to sweat a little.
>Realize I'm "massaging" her flesh like I'd tenderize meat. Possibly bursting capillaries. Force self to lighten up a bit.
>She doesn't say anything.
>I realize she's looking at the TV in the distance. Some BET show.
>How long do I have to do this for?
>Realize I could be alone in my dorm room playing Halo
>Realize I could be alone posting on the internet
>Her girlfriends call out to her "Hey, come look at this."
>"Uh, that's enough anon."
>She leaves me and starts talking to them.
>Last I see of her for the night.
I still run into her on campus here and there and she always acts super happy to see me. What do?
>>37383353
You didn't say anything? How fucking long were you sitting there
>>3738081780
kek, bro, mahh life!!
bumpin
>>37385088
fuck wrong pic
Someone post the pasta where the guy is eating inside his car in Burger King
>at college cafeteria
>reheating lunch in microwave
>qt comes over
>'hey, I just wanted to say you have a really nice ass'
>'thanks, I grew it myself'
>ding
>lunch is ready
>take it out
>leave
>TFW I give off the bad boy look/vibe but am the total opposite
>tfw women are intimidated by me and avoid so they don't drop their spaghetti (those that do drop it completely, i.e. Walking into a wall or spilling drink into their skirt)
>TFW the very few girls that were forced to talk to me by some chance, like a project or networking event; they'd see right through my looks and figure out I'm a inexperienced nervous wreck and from then on treat me like garbage
You know the dudes on social media that girls wet themselves over? The mixed black guys? I'm one of them. You may say it's a blessing and it is, but I don't know how to regain my masculinity and live up to their expectations. This was before I started lifting a month ago
Advice /fit/ please.
>>37385260
>I give off the bad boy look
>women are intimidated by me and avoid so they don't drop their spaghetti
I'm sure that's why they avoid you...
>>37385366
This isn't a circle jerk
My question is how do you live up to expectations and embrace your manhood like nature because I'm a nervous wreck
>>37385189
Top fucking kek.
>>37385260
>>37385260
>inexperienced nervous wreck and from then on treat me like garbage
This is true. Fucked it up with a girl awfully which I had a genuine chance with. (now going out with my friend) But now she knows the real me she actively treats me like shit. Ignores me in group conversations and won't look me in the eye. Going to confront her soon
>>37380780
She's too cute to be a slut desu
>>37382147
Just smile, you stupid cunt.
But not in an autistic way.
Smile in a smirk/amused way.
Well, that's what got me through, at least.
It made me seem approachable, or at least that's what I think, since girls did approach me after a few situations like that.
Just stop being nervous. Relax. Don't take anything seriously. Be able to laugh at yourself in a non-retarded and non-pathetic way.
>>37383353
Be gentle and act happy, smile a lot... just not like a creep.
When you smile a lot, women tend to feel invited to approach you, and you leave a good impression.
Until I learned that, people would always tell me - after getting to know me - that my facial expressions looked like I wanted to beat someone up and stuff like that.
>go to a club with my bro
>we sit at the bar
>i wear a black tshirt/black pants
>feel a hand on my shoulder
>it's a blonde cutie
>"hi, my friend ober there wants you to know that your muscles look nice in black"
>she leaves
>look over, her friend doesn't even look at me
>still it's a mire right?
>talk to a friend a few days later
>she says it was probably a prank and the utie lost a bet
>mfw i realise she made fun of me because i wore all black and had no muscles
This is so cruel, i get that girls won't hit on me or anything, but at least leave me alone and don't make fun of me on top of completly ignoring me.
Alright, I fucking hate Buzzfeed but they nailed it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdKzTlLrDmY
>>37385600
but what if they ARE making fun of me and I smirk? that would be even more retarded.
>>37385763
Post a pic and i'll tell you what's what
>>37385189
lel
>>37386233
This.
>>37385763
Post pic of you in said outfit. Crop out face if you want. We're just gonna evaluate whether you look like you lift with clothes on.
This is all to help you out, matey. No one's judging you just to bully.
>>37385260
>I give off the bad boy look/vibe but am the total opposite
You probably just look like a school shooter so they are scared, and when they realize you're too much of a beta to shoot up a school they realize they can treat you like crap
>>37383353
I personally like to tease/act awkward my man. Like lay her head back onto your lap and look over top of her, be like "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing" and have a big smile, laugh, etc.
Have fun with life/girls and they usually love you for your honesty/silliness. Just never stop being approachable
>>37386308
dont be harsh guys
>>37386363
>>37386141
>flirting with a pajeet
>they nailed it here
Sure buddy
>>37386363
Good meme
>>37386397
You act like scat fetishes don't exist
>>37382147
Either smile at her or smile and say something kinda sarcastic but light like "I know" then keep acting casual and move inside. I would recommend never approaching an entire group of girls if you are alone but sounds like you have bretty gub genetics. I have literally responded to a similar situation with "I know" then saw the girl at a later time and we chatted for a bit then I got her number, though you are genetically more chad than me
>>37385260
you're a dumbass
>>37385550
you're way more of a dumbass if you think confronting her will do anything but make the situation worse and very awkward with your friends
>>37386220
then who gives a fuck you're losing either way
>>37386407
>>37386363
>be 5.7 manlet gook.
>start lifting, getting big, feels good.
>pretty big for asians guys.
>parents didn't like it.
>whatever I keep going.
>Asian girls don't mirin, I'm not into them anyways.
>other girls who like gooks like lean k-fag muscles.
>no gf, whatever I keep lifting.
>guys mirin hard
>mfw
>16y/o KV
>parents away for weekend
>17y/o sister and her friend are home, walking around in underwear
>"grab *friends* boob, anon!"
>"yeah anon, grab my boobs"
>gets close to me and starts rubbing my leg
>"no"
>go to bedroom and play minecraft
My sister explained to me 3 years later how she talked her friend into taking my virginity in an effort to get rid of my shyness. I didn't end up having sex until 19
>>37380780
One on the right looks like one of those girls that seems sweet/nice but turns out to be a total sl00t and stuff.
>>37385550
I feel like this site is full of fuck highschoolers jesus christ what am I doing here.....
>>37386801
r9k is where all the post high schoolers congregate to complain about life and regrets, try there instead
>>37386761
That's really weird but at least your sis is a bro.
>>37386858
She wants to go out clubbing with me now that I'm 20 and have no friends, probably to winggirl me
She used to treat me badly when I was younger which I attribute a lot of my shyness and low self-esteem to, but these days yeah she's quite bro-tier
>lived in ghetto area
>went to ghetto school
>became essentially a hybrid nigger in a white guys skin
>move to richer suburb area
>walk ghetto
>talk ghetto when im not paying attention
>have constant scornful look because looking like a bitch would get you beaten up
>people constantly looking at me and then immediately double taking to make sure i'm not about to cross the street to attack them like an aggro'd video game character
>weeks of this happening cause me to become extremely hostile, being out of my element makes me feel like shit
>snap at everything
>walking around in shopping center, getting new shoes
>maybe 6-7 girls and a handful of dues sitting around on benches, just fucking around, all highschool aged
>earphones in, listening to loud ass giga-nigga tier drill rap
>walk by them, group locks eyes with me
>scowl at them, jaw clenched, nose curled, lip up, full on look disgust
>they say something and giggle, didn't hear it over music
>take earbud out, one of them does the "come here" motion and giggles
>like some sort of melanin enriched arnold, i've been on a diet of nothing but fat assed mulatto girls and latinas
>these plank-bodied lumberjack overshirt wearing white girls enrage me for some reason
>"fuck outta here bitch, don't be doin that shit to me tellin me what to do"
>hear that ear grating whiny "ohhhmmigod!" but like times 7 all at the same time
>that entitled upper-class woman whorecry makes me even madder
>"i said FUCK outta here HO"
>spit at them
>one guy starts getting up
>turn and step at him right quick and he flinches
>"yea, sit your ass down boy"
>walk off, go into shoe store
>see cops talking to them across parking lot
>not sure if they're trying to find me, cut through back of shopping center and walk home
>not only did i miss the chance to maybe fuck a highschooler i missed the chance to maybe fuck 7
>also probably got my description on a board somewhere of "BOL: rowdy chimps" in the shopping center
>>37382139
youp keg
>>37386915
>whorecry
>>37385107
isnt there a webm of this?
>>37386915
alpha as fuck
>>37380817
>no offense
kek
>>37386703
No homo but if I were gay my thing would be masculine Asian men
I will never understand women
>>37387108
not that i know of? if there is please post
>>37386915
tell me you have a badass drill playlist on youtube and are willing to share
>>37386915
fuckin hate that orange county girl accent
"so liiiiiiike yesterdaaaaaay like me and my like frieeeeeends"
>>37385578
I think this was a stage she was going through coz she's had 2 long term relationships since this happened. So she calmed down a lot
>>37388093
>>37386915
waiting op
>>37380780
Are you dumb OP? Like, really dumb to the bone kind of faggot?
>>37388379
Lmao. I was super self conscious because I had shocking body acne, was skelly and milky white back then. Like 55kg soaking wet. I'd still stab 2008 me in the eye if a had a chance though. Only ended up getting a bj and sex 3 years later
>>37385189
fucking kek
>>37381701
Underrated
>>37388421
They wanted your dick, just fly thru that. Damn you missed out a threesome.
>i've went out with some girls but nothing really clicked, just decided to push things back while i work on my career; she went into several relationships throughout college that went sore one way or another; being a good friend i hear her out and all that sappy shit
>even though she has a pretty nice ass don't really feel any attraction to her at all; pretty content with just having her as a friend to keep the autism at bay and to have someone to talk to about guy/girl stuff and life in general
>was going to just hangout with her for a couple of drinks and watch some shows to relax, she out of nowhere says "honestly (my name), you're the only guy i can really trust! you're the only friend i'd trust to sleep in bed with me"
>meant a lot to me but got kinda weirded out, figured it was just her being autistic and just said i really appreciated her sincerity and went full out with the jokes and good time and she really seemed to enjoy it all a lot.
>come later we got both drunk and a little high, and she asked if i wanted to sleep in bed, as this point i dropped my mental autism since i could not for the life of me understand what she was asking of me
> internal monologue: "no way she expected something from me, i'm not exactly handsome or all that great; don't let your dick do the thinking"
>say sure and just literally went to bed
>had a ton of fucking trouble sleeping that night since i could not figure out what her fucking intentions were, just racking my brain. She didn't do anything either (like touch me or anything) so i had literally nothing to fucking go on.
>fell asleep and accidentally rolled over to her side at side (not use to sleeping on a massive bed), from what she told me she had to hold one of my hair to stop me from rolling into her
>felt embarrassed and apologized profusely
cont.
to this day it still makes me physically uncomfortable to recall that event. I probably should've just asked if she wanted something to happen, but it just honestly did not enter my thick skull.
try and beat that /fit/
>>37381701
Real shit my nigga
>>37381951
>Hello anon! want to have some fun?
this is how women speak and act
>>37386915
You provide a great primary insight into the nigger mind. Just chill dude. But that was alpha as fuck.
>>37383353
>Halo
I hope you don't mean Halo 5, son.
>>37388070
>>37390591
my hero desu
>>37380780
This didn't happen in case anyone was wondering.
>>37385763
>>37386233
>>37386308
Alright, pls no bully.
>>37386761
Don't worry, you were not ready, it would've damaged you
>>37387453
Probably because they're the most feminine
>>37390932
Well you dont look like you lift with clothes on, atleast not in that outfit but you probably know this
That girl was probably just being a bitch
>>37380780
why do you always feel the need to lie on cantonese carpet review board my friend ?
>>37391286
yea, i'm 6'3 and i never had a big frame so i gave up on looking like i lift a while ago.
>>37391394
I figured you were tall, nothing bad about that
I got a guy at my gym who is abit taller than me so im guessing 6'2'' maybe and he is looking awesome so you can do it
How long have you been lifting?
>>37391416
Lifting seriously for three years now. My progress doesn't seem impressive, but i started pretty underweight at 154 lb. So getting to 205 this spring was kind of an achievement for me.
>>37391450
Its progress atleast.
If you feel like its taking too long/not going as planned then back to the drawing board
What are you doing wrong? what are you doing right?
What needs improving?
>>37390932
are you from berlin?
>>37391331
It's the one interesting fact about me lol. When I got to school the following Monday I wouldn't shut up about having made out with 2 chicks. The girls at school caught wind of it and I was rejected by every single one I asked out because they thought I was a big mouthed man slut. I was fucking retarded at 16. That friend never invited me to one of his fuck fests again because I blabbed to everyone at school that he had a 3 way and that caused him to strike out with every chick at school too.
>>37390634
Feels pretty good to have had something this unbelievable happen to me lmao. I should call up that friend and thank him for knowing such huge sluts
I found the other chick. Pic related.
>>37385260
post pic
>inb4 dark shades and soul patch
>be 19
>at my friend's summer house with other 2 good friends (there's 4 of us lads)
>it's summer
>friend's sister (she's 27) is throwing a birhtday party there the next day
>mostly my friend's relatives at the outdoor party
>get drunk with my buddies
>starts to get dark outside
>a wild hambeast joins the party
>she's straight outta college and keeps telling everyone how college years were the best hears of her life
>she is being very loud and obnoxious
>gives me an eye from time to time
>finally she sits next to me on a big garden bench
>everyone else are chatting, drunk and some one is playing a guitar
>she is obv into me and fliring
>too autustic to tell her to fuck off because she might be a relative to my good friend
>she starts feeling my biceps with her sausage rolls
>think this is too much and pretend i passed out from booze
>she puts her hands into my shorts and feels my lower abs
>too late to do anything now so i lay there half-dead
>screaming internally as she starts to touch my pubes
>friend finally sees whats going on and basically had to use a crowbar to et her away from me
>still pretend im passed out since i feel disgusted by what happened and it would be embarrasing to let everyone think i let that happen willingly
>friends drag me up the stairs to the bed inside the summer house (was like 240lbs bulkin at the time)
>mfw i think back on that
>>37387453
>No Homo
>/fit/
Why you got to lie?
>>37385408
The solution to your problem is obvious. Be confident. Learn to deal with women. Bang sluts. Treat women like shit. That is how you become the guy they really want.
>>37388112
> tfw you are the male version of this
>>37381618
>>37382147
Look em straight in the eye
And say these exact words
>My ass is better then yours
>*show of your squat and deadlift butt*
>Watch the spaghetti making its way outside of her pockets
>Come close to her ear
>Whisper: ''you will never have this or reach this level of aesthetics''
>Watch her cunt become niagra falls
>Wink at her while walking away and go back to your business
TL;TR Any normol social behaviour is better then doing nothing and if you spill spaghetti the next time there be less spilling
>>37386915
saved fampai
>>37386893
your sis sounds like a real bro now, anon. but you should get back at her by spiking her drink and leaving her with a club douche at the club.
>>37385189
>>37390591
I laughed until I remembered my dancing is slowed down shadow boxing and a couple judo throws I learned back when I grappled. Looks less autistic or so I'd like to believe.
>>37390932
Hipster/10
Burn that outfit bro.
>>37394473
>t-shirt and jeans is hipster
what the fuck are you talking about
>meet qt grill at party
>we start chatting and then she starts feeling up my arms
>"Wow, you've got really big arms. Do you work out?"
>holy shit a girl just complimented me
>play it cool, man
>jus b urself
>"Yeah, h-heh, it's not that. I'm just big boned."
>walk away
>>37394579
I'm talking about a fitted black T-shirt with tight black jeans and that beard (and probably glasses too, amirite?)
>>37391544
So läuft inzwischen jeder Zweite in einer europäischen Großstadt rum...
>>37386471
>>37386348
>>37385366
What's up with hostility? Every time someone like this posts about being an exotic mix but an autist people claim they are a neck beard or a weirdo. Seems like /fit/ has more issues than the dude with the autism
This is literally a conglomeration of shit i didn't realize and i'm 2 years graduated
>be me
>be in high school
>not fit and spergy
>figure i better lay low till i graduate
>desk is my life
>talk to a few people and even some chicks
>Freshman year girl i know outside of class is making funny faces at me i kinda giggle and look away
>another girl from same class that has a cute accent gives me her number and we talk a bit Turns out to be flirtatious because cute girl stuff
>Sophmore year get a little bit more fit cuz athlete
>actually get a GF but didn't fugg because body issues
>turns out she was a horny mofo and i missed out on constant sex for the shitty 2 months we were together
>sit with a ton of girls at lunch and make them laugh
>didn't make any moves
>Junior year
>Boring
>stopped talking to everyone because I'm an asshole
>found out creatine and hard liquor
>Senior year
>didn't know what was going on
>dropped out of football for a second time
>Pretty girl i like in my clinicals class tried to talk to me
>3 fucking times and one time she had her friends ask me if i could open her car
>didn't have my carjacking gear though
>Asked out girl i liked to prom
>got cold feet the month leading up to the dance
>Turns out she talked shit about me because i showed up drunk
All in all i had a fun time. Didn't have sex the whole 4 years everyones the horniest. Kill me
>>37394649
> having bad eyesight is hipster now
what the fuck
I'm not even that guy, and I have 20/20 vision, but you're retarded
>>37396210
Where did I say having glasses is hipster?
I'm referring to it as a part of the outfit you mong.
>>37396371
I'm not either of those anons, but honestly wtf are you on about. You must severely dress like shit
>>37396630
Google hipster.
Tight dark clothes, beards, and glasses are their uniforms.
>>37390578
holy shit, Reboot!?
>>37394195
>my ass is better than yours
pretty good comeback
>>37393958
>suuup brah hows it going?
or
>Duuuuude dude duuude?
>>37394790
>>37391544
as berlin would have invented the all black fit
>be me last year
>in Hoi An, Vietnam on trip with university
>have giant crush on this 7/10 rebel qt in my class
>we bang
>the next night in Hue
>this 9.5/10 4'10" other qt in my class keeps holding my hand at a club, drags me outside to makeout
>I say "Nah, I've got a big crush on this other girl in our class. Plus you're a bit too sorority for my taste, no offence"
>she takes offence, refuses to talk to me for the rest of the trip
>my original rebel qt ends up being way less cool than I thought she was
>I blew it with a superqt for no reason
>>37386801
Missing English class, that's what you're doing here.
>>37396646
you need time away from what the Internet tells you. That's literally some default clothes
>>37386893
Dude she just wants to get you drunk and fuck you. Let happen, just let it happen.
>>37393373
>>friend finally sees whats going on and basically had to use a crowbar to et her away from me
>>37396877
This. Is she hot?>>37386893
>Last day of school everyone drinking and celebrating
>some drunk high test girl keeps following me so I realise she wants me, apperantely she isnt finishing school just there for party
>in a huge crowd outside the school singing and drinking
>notice something behind me but ignore it for some time whatever loads of ppl
>she is behind me and rubbing her fat ass on me I can literally feel her big ass cheeks
>First just touching rhen rubbing them cheeks between my leg going up and down
>wtffff hnggggggg
>I wasnt returning any signals so she probably realised I am not interested havent seen her later
I generally preffer high test girls but she was a little bit too much but wouldnt mind smashing that fat ass when I am horny like 2 days no fapping...
Now regret it, but didnt want to ruin my reputation she was really league below and if I fucked her everyone would know...
>>37397565
>caring about school social status on the last day
Dude..
>>37383353
You should have started a convo with Alecia. She obviously wanted the D
>>37390591
holy shit
>>37397584
This. That was pretty pathetic
>>37381618
This was me all over highschool, college, and first few years of wagecuck life. Christ I'm retarded.
>>37386761
kok
>>37386915
God, i really cut myself on all that edge but nonetheless this gets an upvote mah niga.
>>37393108
>Feels pretty good to have had something this unbelievable happen to me lmao.
But it didn't happen to you. Meaning, even if your story is legit--and I trust it is--you spilled the spaghetti my fair aspie.
Better luck next time.
(Will there ever be a next time?)
>>37396701
dude, I'm like totally the second one
>>37383452
Like 8 minutes? Felt like longer, though. And not in a good way. Just endlessly awkward.
>>37385692
This is good advice for me especially. I've only recently realized how hardcore my resting bitch face is. Or whatever the male equivalent thereof is. The problem is, it's just so fucking HARD to smile! I feel like Arnold from that deleted scene in Terminator 2 where young John Connor is trying to teach him the T-800 how to smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEKlsFKtUM
I've also had girls tell me "Once I got to know you, I realized how nice you are, anon. At first you really scared me." I find this amazing given what a square I am. I basically look and sound exactly like Ferris Bueller, complete with white bread personality. I mean I'm the whitest, squarest person that's ever lived. It's amazing that I have black gym bro friends who invite me places, let alone that a sexy black chick kinda likes me at all.
>>37386360
>Like lay her head back onto your lap and look over top of her, be like "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing" and have a big smile, laugh, etc.
Your plan sounds good. How do I be this cool?! I feel so god damned fucking awkward when I'm talking to a girl I like. I'd like to make a move like the one you describe but...eh, I feel like maybe she'd see me as a total creep. Man.
>>37390578
Master Chief collection, anon.
>>37397643
That's another weakness. I kept waiting for her to like, create a conversation or steer us in a direction where we were talking about something and I'd try to go with the flow. I've realized recently that I really have no idea what to fucking talk about with people in general, male or female, outside of my obsessed-to-the-point-of-autism interests like video games and working out.
>>37394635
Very humble, anon. Good job!
>>37394953
Who is being hostile?
>>37396675
Reboot! Memories!
>>37386915
Being around niggers does this to you.
Cancer spreads like a plague.
>>37380780
I was walking into a gas station today and some random girl outside yelled "I like your sunglasses" at me.
What did she mean by that?
>>37398976
Another 3 way? Probably not.
Though my gf has some cute friends that I'd be down for, should the opportunity arise
>>37400793
She was trying to catch your attention
A friend of a friend of mine said that I'm hot.
I asked her whether or not she needed glasses.
>>37380780
>tfw I'm Autismo's American doppelganger
Honestly I can't even write out the shit I've done in terms of missed opportunities because it makes me suicidal.
I was told I looked toned today.
Not really a delayed realisation but didn't respond to it. Not sure how I should feel about it.
>>37397402
I'm not going to fuck my sister
>>37393373
holy shit bro... you were literally raped.
>>37402683
This is the rape culture we need to get rid of
If it was a fat man touching the pubes of a fit girl, just imagine the outrage
>>37387453
>>37386703
i don't get it either
masculine asian men are literally top tier
>be in bed with a qt sri lankan Tamil girl
>She's literally pocket sized
>Get into bed
>Get some of those itty bitty titties
>I'm wearing sweatpants
>She goes to grab the D
>"It's so thick" she says
>oh, sorry yeah they are, I'll take them off
>Carry on for a bit, get a BJ etc.
>Didn't have sex though
>Never speak to her again
Took me two weeks to figure out she was talking about my cock and not the sweatpants.
>>37402757
at least yours was funny
>>37403315
I still kick myself for it.
I can't imagine how tight she was to consider my pencil dick "thick".
