Do you guys have any resources I can use to learn how to cook? I fuck up even the simplest tasks like grilling chicken breast or frying eggs.
Just watch youtube videos on the basics
>>37378250
There isn't a PDF or a video series or something?
How do you fuck up cooking unless you've walked away from it? If you really don't know how just go watch some cooking videos on YouTube or something and try to follow them. They should tell you exactly what you need to do including stove/oven time.
>>37378225
>I fuck up even the simplest tasks like grilling chicken breast or frying eggs.
Suicide is the only option.
>>37378225
Watch some videos. And PRACTICE. If you fuck up once, don't give up on that dish. Learn from your mistakes and try again.
>>37378225
Gonna save your life with this one. Go to youtube, subscribe to The Protien Chef. He has 100's of amazing recipes on there, it's where I learned to cook a lot of the recipes I post up here on /fit/.
https://www.youtube.com/user/dhftns
based PB&J protein cheesecake. 600cals, 60g protein.
>>37378341
Watch Gordon ramsay
I know it's reddit tier but find more pics of this guy
>>37378225
Saus on girl
>>37381417
I wish I knew.
Stop caring about the food you eat.
I haven't enjoyed eating in months. It's just another task these days.
>>37381417
came here to ask this
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>>37381417
>LOOK GUYS A GIRL
Fucking virgins. Drink bleach and stop lusting after high school girls.
>>37378225
ISBN-10: 0609609718
ISBN-13: 978-0609609712
>>37380214
>nutella
not gonna make it
>>37381488
she's clearly at least university age
>>37381561
Acting like you've never seen a girl before just cause "dude legs XD" is a clear sign of virginity and being under the age of 25.
>>37381488
> look at me hurr durr, I'm so grown up. Look at me I'm no virgin, everybody! Look at me!
>>37381579
but that's got nothing to do with what i said... never fucking reply to me or my wife's son again
What did it for me was doing 8-12 hour smoked BBQ.
Very little to fuck up since it takes so long. I suck at everything but po boy and I'm a Texan
Protip:
>Buy meat thermometer and keep the dial outside, don't mind the gap
>if you've got a single chamber grill then offset charcoal and tin foil is your friend
>Don't trim, like at all
>Do a simple rub first then learn how to baste while it smokes
>learn marinade
>learn your states flavour as in
-Most northern state are trash and use mayonnaise based sauce
-Bible belt uses Mustard
-Texas uses Ketchup
-NC uses straight vinegar Fuck NC
>keep at 220F and don't stall at 190f
>make sure to have had entertainment outside with you prior to BBQ
>>37378225
WE NEED TO GO
THICKEEEEEEEEEEEEER
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>>37381589
How old are you.
>>37381579
BUT DUDE
>>37378225
how can you not grill things? You put them on a hot piece of metal and keep an eye on them so they don't burn. If it gets to hot, lower the heat. Do it long enough to make sure everything is well done (or whatever way you like your meat).
Just watch some cooking basics youtube vids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJy1ajvMU1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHRXUeVsAQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxCbTMKQZLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606QlJ6uud0
>>37381488
You're either a female or a very angsty teenager. Eitherway, why are you so assblasted about other people wanting sauce on the image?
>>37381707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=249k2WymdFc&list=PL4sylQahxyepBiKD1V7VPkahHoEVig_4C
Frying an egg is the easiest thing you can do
>turn on stove
>let on run for a minute
>get some butter and spread it around
>crack egg into pan
>wait until egg turns white
>swish it around the pan a little bit
>flip the egg
>>37378225
who's this goddess ?
Found a decent starting point for meatballs, this is a simple ratio of ingredients so you can add whatever you want and mix and match stuff
1 lb meat/handful bread crumbs (about 1/4 cup)/handfull of minced onion or garlic, etc. (again about 1/4 cup)/1 egg
Use any meat you want, use any seasonings you want, you can even switch the breadcrumbs up if you wanted Im sure. Just keep to the ratio.
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