Someone make me feel like being dadmode+ isn't best mode
>women FUCKING go nuts over you
>not hard to maintain besides training for strength
>realistic year round
>every girl with daddy issues on lock
>girls that don't want otter go nuts over you
Fill out a XXL and tell me you don't make girls wet,I'll call you a God damn liar because I slip on vaginal fluid every fucking day. Just gotta be thicc, built, and somewhat attractive
Disagree with me you shit twink. Nobody cares that you're 5'9" 160 with abs. You're just boring and generic
>Fill out a XXL
XXL is fucking fatassfat, I'm 187cm and 120kg (bretty fat desu) with 620kg total and I wear XL.
Go back to your general, fatty.
>>37376362
Congratulations you're fatter, shorter, and weaker than me
What's your point
>every girl with daddy issues on lock
Daddy issues make women crave discipline. Dadbod is something you can get away with by being alpha, not something intrinsically attractive to broken women.
>[fit men are] just boring and generic
They're rarer than men who've given up.
>>37376348
boardie you don't have a dadebod
>>37376380
My point is that XXL people are obese, unless they are bobbybuilders.
>>37376348
training for strength and not watching your diet? is this what you're talking about? it's very unclear.
>>37376388
I'm thicc and tall
That's dadbod+ to weak otter fitizens
>>37376401
I'm XXL or XXXL depending on make and I'm not obese
You'd know though right anon?
>>37376348
>boardshorts is calling other people twink shits when he's 3 weight classes below where should be
>>37376414
Yeah, I bought some generic tanktop for gym a couple of days ago that said XXXL, but it does not seem true. Go get a common brand shirt and tell me what size fits you. I have 5 ralph lauren shirts and they are all L size, not even XL.
>>37376414
U also roid so don't apply
![pipe-fedora[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gzButFn.jpg "pipe-fedora[1].jpg")
>>37376380
>you're fatter, shorter, and weaker than me
You forgot to say he's less euphoric.
>>37376455
That was implied
>>37376441
Mossimo and most other brands I'm too big for xl and XXL
>>37376491
>Mossimo
wtf is that? Please use some brand white people wear.
>>37376491
You're a big guy
>>37376515
It's a brand sold by Target, the french store.
>>37376519
ur a cute girl :3
ur p creepy lookin desu
>>37376491
You made a specific thread to talk about how big you are and in fact bigger than most people realize? Are you sure you're not Jason Blaha?
>>37376348
Best mode and my goal at 6'3 215 lbs. Grats bro im on my way i promise
I didnt know boardshorty is such a faggot
>>37376519
Ur a qt
>>37376520
They're French?
>>37376575
U2 beb
>>37376591
On your way indeed my man
>guy with """"dadbod"""" getting mires at the beach
>until i come in with my ascended ottermode sixpack and PIZZA
>"hey gramps, is this really what a guy should be looking like in his 20's?"
>girls instantly swoon to me begging for my "pizza"
>dadbod loser goes on /fit/ to shitpost
>>37376558
>>37376657
for u
>>37376692
Do you have ig?
Took my trip off to say this
>>37376657
Lol this lankey sais he's XXXL.
>>37376692
I'm a retard what is an ig
>>37376717
>>37376723
I do, if you have steamrollan on insta you should be able to find me
>>37376414
>roid gut
You could've been so perfect.
>>37376348
beast mode is best mode, get real.
>>37376414
you fucking autist.
you're tall, you have a good drop.
just because you could use a cut, it doesn't make it a dadbod.
>>37376766
It's just fat.
>>37376348
>>37376414
>I'm XXL or XXXL
>>37376829
t. a twink
>>37376348
Your face is kind of creepy. Post back.
>>37376348
SHWshorts when?
>>37376908
Soon eventually
>>37376362
frame bro, frame with a larger frame would fill it out
>>37376829
this
>>37376935
Look at his pics, his fram isn't that big. He resembles me of a guy I know, he's like 190cm but weights like 80kg, but since he's tall he automatically assumes he needs to wear XXL and look like of of those gansta niggers with oversized shirts.
>>37376953
Sick b8 lil guy
>>37376682
>guy with """ottermode""" getting mires at the beach
>until i come in with my ascended gentlesirmode beerkeg and KATANA
>*teleports behind u* 'nothing personnel, kid'
>girls instantly swoon to me begging for my "katana"
>ottermode loser goes on /fit/ to shitpost
>tfw 6'5 95kg
>cant wait to be 105+kg
>>37376657
Why the fuck do you snap your back like that? One way ticket to snap city.
>>37377015
When he lifts it up his back is str8 so I donno what's the issue here
>>37376414
>6'4"
You said you were 6'3" lmao when will you manlets learn
>>37376742
what's your instagram
i solemnly swear not to fap to any of you're pics
>>37376362
>187cm
>wears XL
Liar. At your height, you already need XXL so your navel doesn't show. Such is life in the EU.
>>37377102
I already posted that I even wear L size, specificaly ralph lauren shirts (they are probably made for amerifats, but whatever), other brands are all XL and they all fit.
It depends where you're from. Dadmode seems to be more popular in poorer or Mediterranean countries, but definitely not in the rich west.
>>37376972
>THROW HIS ASS OUT! HES A MEMER! HES A MEMER!
>>37376657
The amount of touching I would do to your muscles.
Aside from the creepy mire, keep up the awesome effort!
Also, I have mired you before in a rather creepy, similar way.
Please, excuse my autism.
I'm an introverted, prudish fag, whom sleeps too little.
>>37377144
Admit it, you fantasized about Boadie while wanking sesh at least once this month.
>>37377158
I have no idea what sesh is, but I have fantasized about being blindfolded, man handled, and used by him.
I'm actually rather thankful I'm small enough to be able to one day live that fantasy with anyone remotely strong who would be my future BF.
>>37377181
I'm not sure if you are a girl, but at this point I don't even want to konw.
>>37376742
pls respond
>>37377181
but i thought you liked isley trappy
>>37376742
so many asians tb h
Lmao this whole thread is a single, big shitpost
>>37377125
>Dadmode seems to be more popular in Mediterranean countries
You couldn't be more wrong.
It's all about ottermode here.
>>37377194
I'm a 5'8" manlet, 142lbs, who is taking female hormones to appear as androgynous as possible.
The exercises I perform target mainly my glutes, upper and lower back, abdominals, and legs.
With light focus on my biceps, triceps, and shoulders.
I'm pretty much an actual degenerate, without the degenerate fantasies stereotypically held by the LGBT community.
That said I do hell out here when I can when it comes to anons seeking nutritional help, as nutrition is really the only thing I'd be able to give any proper advice on.
Any advice I'd give on lifts would be borderline shitposting, so I would never offer such half-assed knowledge to any of the denizens here.
>>37377144
Does your previous mire include shoving your head so far up my ass you'd be my second set of legs?
>>37377233
>>37377181
>>37377144
>these posts
Drop the T when?
>>37377245
God no, that's absolutely atrocious and without class.
Honestly my mire was without class, however.
More along the lines of wishing you'd fuck me, with perhaps a hint at manhandling and overpowering me.
Was about a week ago, if I remember correctly.
But no, I mainly mire in a creepy but affectionate way.
Never would I state something that crass, without first acknowledging the beauty of your body, the amount of effort you've taken to sculpt your body, and what trials you go through to ensure your body is not only mai trained, but constantly progressing.
>>37377272
Wow th-thanks anon
>>37376766
I laughed so hard that it was kinda yelling at the same time.
>>37376414
>XXL
>XXXL
What brand are you buying from? Even XXL is like wearing curtains if you buy from normal adult men's brands. Maybe you're spending too much time in the women and kid's section?
Lookin good man, probably next goal level right there
>got raped by ex
>she's pregnant now
>gonna fight for custody (and win)
It's gonna kill my finances but she's a certified crazy, that kid wouldn't stand a chance.
>>37377379
You're very welcome Boardshorts!
Receiving your gratification, just like last time, in response to my appreciate of your physique and knowing full well what goes on crafting it, makes me quite happy.
I am very creepy, not intentionally, I just am.
And receiving a thank you from anyone, no matter what I've done, always makes me feel happy, especially when I am actually being myself (which is quite honestly a very rare thing, even here).
I wish you the best with your training!
I should actually sleep some before work, so I also wish you a goodnight, whenever you decide to sleep.
P.S.
Despite my creepy infatuation with juicy male bodies, I am in no way affected by emotions in regard to this obsession I have.
I'm not some weird stalker, just an eccentric who wasn't touched that much throughout their life.
>>37376348
>>37376414
congratulations on having people compliment you so they can get closer to you. The chances of it being a genuine compliment are slim to none. They just look at you as a guy who has the potential to get get with them.
There is a guy that is 6'5" 260 at my gym, a "dad bod" just like you and he looks just fat compared to me, 6'4" 200.
>>37376348
Shut up and post your butt.
>>37376414
>>37376657
lol you pull sumo and are talking shit
>>37377144
>The amount of touching I would do to your muscles.
what do other people feel like?
>>37377681
Puking
OP is mad because he can't cut to single digits and never seen his abs in entire life
>>37376348
How is this different from landwhales saying real men like curves??
You have good frame + face + height and probably personality but you are trying to make out that this roid gut looking thing you have is attractive compared to abs
>>37377648
>adhd can't hold still
Kek'd hard
>>37378420
>>37377648
dyel's do you even know what real roid gut looks like? have you never seen someone standing with a relaxed core?
>>37379063
why would anyone want to look like this
>>37376348
>Dadbod
>not generic
Lmao
>>37376348
Boardie your insecurity is showing
i sexually identify as boardshorts' board shorts
My fav tripfriend
>>37380489
Stay weak, stupid and a virgin.
>>37380521
I wasnt being sarcastic you turd
>>37380551
I love this false bravado that people show on the jävla internet, like, really child?
you would be 100% stuttering and sweating like a japanese school girl if I ever met you in real life and you realized, that at 185cm, 112kg in the lågsäsongen and holding an EASY 315kg deadlift, you barely come up to my chest
thats when I fuck your girl you fucking virgin kek, she lied about being a virgin too btw ;))
>>37380605
du suger slang, dra helvette, hej!
>>37376348
>fishing for homo comments
stop teasing fgt
>>37380605
>jävla internet
>thats when I fuck your girl
You know all about getting cucked don't you, sweden?
>>37380774
It's a shame that site has produced literally zero hot porn scenes.
>>37377418
That's like Nordstrom brand (the rail iirc). Basically any fuccboii brand that runs small is going to be XXXL like Armani Exchange has a XXL that's too small.
>>37377420
Sorry to hear about the rape thing but where did that come from?
>>37378420
That's not roid gut, just a big pot belly with a hint of abs
>>37380489
:3
>>37381147
not enough thicc bearmode qt's in vanilla randy blue-esque porn like that site tbH
>>37376348
hi boardie. real life woman here. pls send nudez to this address: [email protected]
i will send back
thnx boardie :3
>>37377251
>Implying Milo doesn't hate trannies
