>went for a run
>stopped half way to masturbate into a bush
How was your morning workout?
y-you can't do that, it's lewd !!
>>37367789
I-I can't help myself, I get so horny when I work out.
>>37367875
Same, especially after l run in the rain.
>come home
>shower
>fap like a madman
Feels so good too
>>37367875
Do you ever have a run and notice a lot of other runners staring at you and realize you've been hard the entire time
Tfw tried nofap and now its habit to not jerk it even though it doesn't affect gains
>>37367748
>mfw wearing my aneros to work
>>37368113
been there
>>37368113
I never see anyone else out running, that's why I'm comfortable fapping cause I know I won't see anyone.
>>37368113
>mfw I see some fit twink in spats running with his cock bulge in full view
While I was EATING OATS and getting ready for my DAYJOB, ANON was MASTURBATING in a BUSH
Does anyone else drink their protein shake and pretend it's some futa forcing you to drink their cum?
Ever since I started doing this I was able to lift more.
My morning run was pretty nice, except for that fucking weirdo i saw jacking off into a bush
>>37368688
>I was masterbating while some guy was eating his oats
>>37368696
Fuck I gotta try this
>>37368696
Holy shit, ima try that.
>>37368688
>>37368735
At least he wasn´t drinking his protein shake. That might have been lewd.
>>37368770
Still... What a pervert.
bro
>>37368770
>2016
>still "drinking" protein shake
>not directly injecting the shake into his anus like an enema for maximum protein absorption
>>37368770
>biked to the gym
>Worked out
>Bought cat food
>Went home
I trained shoulders and my cats got really happy when i came home with a big bag of food.
>>37369226
Post you catbroes
>>37369208
Hnng
>that guy who leaves the locker room without wiping cum off of his lips
What the fuck is this thread
You niggas need help
>>37367748
hand over the sauce and no one gets hurt
>>37369208
>>37368688
Welcome to /fit/
>>37369905
Haha posting this on reddit friend
>>37367748
>Wore a blindfold
>Masturbated to thoughts of juicy men sharing me
>Sit at chair for 15 minutes feeling spent
>Go to sleep wanting a gymbro BF who only wants me to focus on cardio and light weights to keep me cute
>TFW thin manlet and this can become reality
Pretty good.
>>37367748
uh, i went for a run too but none of that weirdo shit i just ran. are you a hot girl OP coz if not thats some fucked up shit and not cool at all
>OP needs to get laid but dont we all
>>37368113
>6" soft
>People stare no matter what
>Even the most loose jeans or shorts don't conceal
>They can barely keep from laughing after they notice it
>It's laughably big and people don't take me serious
I may have jerked it to >>686756064 while finishing bench.
>>37369294
Why would a guy have cum on his lips in a locker room?
>>37372563
I wonder anon
>>37369820
that kinda looks like turtle fish paint to me
Not that I know these huh, 2d porn things.
>>37367748
Fuck you OP, I wish I could jack off into a bush, but I cant even get hard since I death gripped my dick so much I dont get erections anymore unless I fap with the fury of a thousand tornadoes.
>>37370768
BURNABY
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>>37370807
>into a bush
>into
Didn't realize girls masturbated into things
>>37371137
>laughable big
Cut it off then
>>37371137
Damn you must be jelly that i get to be 2" flaccid and hit 8" hard.
Growers represent.
>>37368064
Nothing. NOTHING gets my dick harder than the ol' run 'n' wank
>>37376603
Growers are shit, I am one. I have to make sure I am 100% hard at all times with a new girl because no girl wants to see me whip out my MONSTER 2 inch dick.
>>37376610
>not making out prior to having to get ur dick out
i mean ur never gonna randomly whip it out at mcdonalds or someshit.
>>37376603
This. Growers are easy to tuck
>>37376619
I wish I had a dick that curved upwards tho, I have no option when i get an unwanted errection other than tryna aim that shit into my boihole
This is possibly the most gayest thread that i've ever seen on /fit/.
why is this board so gay
>>37368064
Source on that pic?
>>37376631
>he can literally fuck himself
Its Midnight here so havent gone yet.
Ill prob wake up in a hungover daze at 6am though and go from there.
Gonna go explore a new trail and hopefully not get attacked by a rattlesnake or mountain lion
>>37371137
>6in
Yeah its laughable alright
>>37376603
Yeah u and your small 8x6 cock
>>37376646
Could you imagine the possibilities?
>>37376674
Makes me jealous that you could save on buying dildos desu
>>37368064
Don't you have anyone to fuck?
>>37376678
>>37376674
Fucking anime posters
>>37376685
This is 4chan, of course he doesn't.
>>37376678
Not having to worry about flared bases.
>>37376617
I've been in public or shit a few times where a girl is like "i want to suck it RIGHT NOW" and I immediately panic and go full retard about it.
>>37376714
>mfw I've been doing Kegels so much that I could sometimes rip the dildo off of the wall that it's suctioned to
>mfw I have to readjust everytime
>>37376746
great now I gotta go put myself in an erotic stupor.
>>37369820
Some Dagashi Kashi doujin. Last time I checked there were like 6 or 7 so you should be able to find it on sadpanda. Don't read the manga though, it's boring as shit.
>>37371137
>people laughing at you for having a too big dick
I take things that didn't happen for 200. This is like saying "boohoo this girl was making fun of me because all this money and nice things I have". That shit literally doesn't happen.
no homo though
>>37367748
Why is is everyone posting /a/ reaction images? Why is everyone gay? What the fuck is going on? I've been here for 3 months and never seen a thread like this.
>>37376964
/fit/ has always been like this.
>>37376964
>>37369820
http://exhentai.org/g/923322/43a3d05dd0/
>>37367748
>that happened
stop living in your imagined anime world
>>37377014
>implying not being /fit/ means being /reddit/
I started lifting for my waifu, faggot.
>>37368688
Welcome to 4chan's fitness and health forum
>>37376644
Can't post the source or l'll get b& :[
>>37376701
>>37367748
>masturbating your gains away
Not gonna make it
>>37376603
>7 inches
>erection for days
>can just cum, and then keep fucking
>cum four times in a day
>down to a 6, but fuck for hours instead
>love eating pussy too
>>37376655
10" erect
>>37376617
Anon I was at a pool party and got dared to flash dong.
I only did knowing that I'll look small from shrinkage just so these two hoes showed their tits.
I also had two other girls sitting on my lap in the pool after so.. Guess not too bad?
>>37376619
>tfw want to look like this
>tfw big from years of bulking
I've accepted I'll never be a twink but hey, at least I can be a big guy for you.
>>37371137
I'm 4.5" soft. Nice little bulge and low hang.
>tfw averagesized grower
>2" flaccid, 5.8" hard
so i have a terrible bulge and dont even get the 'wow' factor of a crazy huge grower
kill me
>>37371137
>boohoo my mclaren can't fit multiple women
>>37367748
>smoking a joint while running using heavy brathing to get higher faster
>>37378846
Just aim for husbando mode. Traps only do it for me in 2D desu
>>37367748
Been there op
>>37376619
Sacue plz :,)
>>37382727
Nagi ichi
>>37377968
Lies, post the url m8.
