pic related
>she didnt look like any of her tinder pics
>her ass was as fat as a cardboard moving box
>came within 30 seconds
>went to toillet and looked myself in the mirror
>pretended to sleeping all the way until 2pm the next day to go home
>>37359234
I stayed on /fit/ long enough that fat chicks and twinks are all I can fap to, and that is my only xp with high test grills
>>37359234
I buried my face in that fupa
>>37359281
also forgot to say that she was on her period and I went without condom
>>37359316
lol you rookie why didn't you fake a phone call and bail?
>>37359234
>tfw reverse image searching the pic in the OP and it returned "smother me" by the used
>>37359396
Because I traveled 1½ hour to get to her and cba getting on that train again
>>37359316
No shame anon we all have those moments
>>37359234
>Experience
>Girl
>>37359673
Am I the only one who likes ramming a girl when the painters are in?
I told her I was going to marry her 3 days into relationship.
Got married, that was 12 years ago.
I got her pregnant. Luckily for me my dad got restationed for work in a different country. Cut off all contact.
I don't know of I have a kid running around back in France or not, but since it's illegal to paternity test there I'm all good.
>we start off kissing as we undress each other
>things get really intense really fast and she begins scratching me
>its kind of annoying and her nails are sharp so i flip her over and rip her thong off
>i slip it in...its actually pretty loose in there
>i go slow at first and shes very good at speakig dirty
>>faster harder anon, fuck me
>she says. I dont know what to say so i just arch my back as much as i can to bring out my full length
>i hit her cervix a few times
>>not that hard anon...ughh not that hard
>she pulls it out and turns over doggy style
>>fuck me in the ass anon
>im pretty confused we didnt even warm up for this
>everytime i go for the asshole she moves away
>she just meant fuck me from behind i figured and again i go all in full rom
>i am hitting her cervix again and she can barely stay up. I am supporting all the high test with my biceps and im starting to cramp up everywhere
>i get tired eventually and lay flat down on the bed
>she climbs on top of me and starts riding me
>she is swerving on my dick. Sometimes she would just ride the tip and then thrust all the way down.
>Eventually she starts having an orgasm. Her whole body is shaking. My dick feels like its about to be ripped off and sucked into her stomach.
>she yells i love you tom but thats not my name
>actually before we met her boyfriend was coming over to her place and she told him on speaker phone that shes not home
>i am exhausted but i wasnt done yet
>she takes off my condom and sucks my dick while talking dorty to me
>she tells me to be a good boy and tell her when im coming or she will bite my balls off and she does a cute little bite on my left nut
>i tell her im coming and she aims my dick towards my chest
>luckily i fap 5 times a day so it only reached my abs but that was very rude
>i was so mad i fucked her again for doing that, then in the shower, then in the morning when we woke up before she went to work
Happened last night and today.
>>37359752
Why is it illegal to paternity test in France?
>>37359838
>supporting all the high test with my biceps and I'm starting to cramp up everywhere
I know that feel all to well. What you need is a stack of pillows you don't care about, something to bend or over, or something like pic related to support her(though I'd recommend one that rises at a steeper angle). Do NOT try to fuck high test doggy style without support. They're way too heavy for what's basically cardio.
>>37359896
It's to prevent divorces.
>>37359896
France is full of sex tourism so there are a lot of traveling women who get pregnant by frenchmen, and french women who get pregnant by tourists. Their government isn't trying to pay money to extradite and expidite people every other day to test paternity. That and there was an argument by their leaders that paternity testing ruins families that otherwise would be happy, especially in cases where the father is paranoid and the kids actually are his. Banning it outright is better for everyone collectively.
>>37359713
I won't say it's my favorite thing, but the pussy is definitely warmer.
It more just sucks that wherever you fuck is gonna get blood everywhere.
>>37359735
Kewl.
Pics?
>>37359939
so if you knock up a girl could you just say "it's not mine" and get away with it?
>>37359964
Yes and no. You don't have to own up to your bastards if you're a tourist, but thats only because they wont waste time hunting you down and bringing you in. However, if you live in France and a girl puts your name as the father on the birth certificate, you're basically fucked. The level of bureaucracy hoops you have to jump through to get that cleared as an unmarried man makes it almost impossible to clear your name. If you are married and trying to test the kid, the government won't let that shit fly.
So you could cuck your neighbor and tell him to his face you cucked him and be fine, but if the woman has a soul and puts you as the father on the north certificate, you're paying child support to a married couple.
>>37359234
What the fuck is it so grainy for
>>37359409
https://www.instagram.com/rafaelaverdu/
>>37361034
How do I train my gf to get this body
>>37361139
if she isn't latina, that shit isn't happening
>spaghetti
>>37361278
>never forghetti
Tbh most of my gf have been high test. Girl I lost my virginity to was a uk 10, narrow waist, DD tits, came fast and squirter. I loved fucking her, that body with the perfect fat distribution and the right amount of jiggle in the ass..
She is fat now though, since I've fucked a few other high tests and they are all the same.. big appetite, super wet, and good fun.
Prefer fit chicks desu, sex is less 'fun' but the quality is better
>>37359234
The woman I lost my virginity to was a 32 year old filipina.
Lets say despite my decent performance, I wasted that opportunity.
How do we find this type of girl.
>>37363252
Hang out at Burger King or anywhere that sells deep fried food
Better off with a cardio bunny mate
>qt Korean on tinder
>all pictures are close up or far away
>she drives half hour to meet me
>she's chubby but I don't wanna be a dick because she drove so far
>face is cute
>go to dinner, she offers to split bill
>go to bar, plan on bar hopping
>go to pee, come back to seat to find she already paid so we could go to the next place
>next bar is closed, go back to mine
>make out, foreplay
>"I'm not having sex with you or sucking your dick"
>keep foreplaying
>"I kinda want it"
>"we can't because I'm on my period"
>lay down towels and fuck anyway
>thicc ass jiggling when I fuck her
>she gets on top, feel her ass cheeks rub my balls
>grinds the fuck out of her hips in missionary
Best sex I've ever had, ended up seeing her regularly for about 4 months. 10/10, would do again and not feel any shame. I took her out in public regularly.
>>37359713
Yes. You are the only one. The special one. Just like your mum used to say.
>>37360024
Isnt this totally exploitable?
Loke couldnt everyone just put some famous richfags or like the presidents name even if hes not the father and get free money?
>>37359713
not my thing, the dry blood crust isn't nice to clean off.
Girls are super horny while on their peroid.
I know I am but I don't like having sex with a guy until the painters have almost left. It's kinda gross.
>>37363965
Well obviously if you put a politician or rich persons name on the document, they have the means to handle all the bureaucracy. And after a year and a half in court, someone is coming to kill you if you aren't already thrown in jail for perjury.
>>37365106
ORLEANS
R
L
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A
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S
I want to go to France and cuck someone.
>>37360024
>>37363965
all you gotta do is make up a fake name and you can go bare in the pussy
>>37363317
was she really on her period or what?
>>37359316
Did she fake the hymen while you were at it?
http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/france-upholds-the-ban-on-paternity-tests/
I'm french and I didn't even knew about that
>>37365594
Go out there and cuck someone, pal. It's your duty.
>>37365518
Yeah, that's why I put down a towel.
>>37365106
We all know you cant have periods trappy
>>37363273
So I smashed this escort last night. One of the most beautiful women I've had sex with. Her pictures don't do her justice. Her breast were A1 and her ass was fantastic. However her pussy was lame and I didn't even cum. I spent the first 45 minutes fucking her /fit/ style and after I realized that I wasn't going to cum I spent the last 15 minutes talking to her about my crippling loneliness.
Overall it was a 8/10 experience. I honestly feel like a huge burden was lifted off of me.
>>37367070
how much did you pay?
>>37367070
Holy shit you should just end your life. You pay a whore for sex then you talk to her about your autistic feelings?
You reached a new level of pathetic.
>>37367078
$150 for an hour.
>>37367092
It was a lot cheaper than going back to my counselor.
>Dating a fat chick who weighed more than me (I was 82kg at the time)
>She had massive tits
>(During sex);
>Her: Want me to take off my bra anon? ;)
>Me: Yes!
>*Her tits drop a few inchs, going from big and round to saggy bags of shit*
>Me: oh.. s-so sexy... p-put it back on? I uhh... think you look sexy in lingerie
>>37359838
>I am supporting all the high test with my biceps
The fuck. Are you Kali Muscle to curl 225 for reps or what?
>>37367163
Holy shit I said that same thing almost word for word to one of my previous gfs
>>37367098
Not bad
hey fit i want a high test gf
i'm too lazy to find a new high test gf..
How to i turn my current low test gf into a high test gf?
>>37367967
impregnate her
>>37367986
i dont want no fuckin kid
>
>>37368086
Impregnate her and then abort once she starts lactating
>>37363252
In highschool I cucked a black skeltal with a grill like that. 8/10 would smash again.
Does crossdressers count? S'he was high test for sure.
>>37359234
Literal perfection. Who?
>>37359234
When I was 21 I fucked a 17 year old high test grill. She was still living at her parents house, about 2 hours trainride from my town. Went there over the weekend, fucked her. Was awkward as fuck, came inside her after a few minutes of missionary (no condom ofc) she was so damn hot, tight, wet and warm, couldnt keep it in. We had sex a few more times, but came just as quick. Could tell she as disappointed. Next morning we had breakfast with her parents, she had hickeys all over her neck, tired to hide it with a scarf, but her dad ripped it off. Was a real stiff and awkward morning, he kept giving me the evil eye across the table, I went home a few hours later. She dumped me a few days later via sms.
Fucked a tight 17yo high test tho, bareback
>>37363858
Jokes on you, my mum always used to call me a worthless waste of space who would never amount to anything
>>37370145
Rafaela Verdu
>>37367070
She's hot as fuck where do you live? Aren't escorts illegal in US?
>>37370261
Thanks pal. Those must be her best pics though, her instagram is pretty mediocre
>>37370225
enjoy babies
>>37359939
>Banning it outright is better for everyone collectively
>this is what beta male cucks actually believe
>>37370523
Most of the time I have sex without a condom, all my one night stands have been bareback. I just love shooting a load inside that pussy, fucking with a condom just isnt the same. First teh hassle of getting it on, then the fact that you feel alot less. You want to FEEL that wet, warm pussy. Skin to skin, ya feel me?
And yes, I have been tested and no STDs yet.
>meet girl on tinder around this time last year
>go on first
>shes wearing a sundress
>notice how build and thick her arms are
>not disgusting super cut, but not girly skinny either
>later we sit on the tail gate of my truck and she stretches her legs out
>notice how fucking huge her thighs are
>literally lose my breath because I had no idea she was built like this
>cuddling and feel her massive thigh slip between my legs and press up against my balls
>she pins me down and we proceed to have very sensual sex
dated her for 6 months and it was great. Also discoverd how great sleep sex is. I would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, still half asleep and just start having sex with her while she was still asleep and she would slowly wake up from it.
she said it was the hottest thing ever
>>37370674
holy fuck you are sterile or lucky
>std's
worry about the fucking chance of a baby
Those stories get me jelly as fuck. Known this high test chick for three years but apparently she isn't interested.
>life is suffering
>>37359939
>>37360024
>there was an argument by their leaders that paternity testing ruins families that otherwise would be happy
>The level of bureaucracy hoops you have to jump through to get that cleared as an unmarried man makes it almost impossible to clear your name.
That shit makes my fucking blood boil every time
why is it so retarded
just why
>>37370683
Thats pretty hot bro. I could feel her warm massive thigh against me balls while reading that. Would love to have joined you in a threesome, would fill ehr iwth my cum and make you eat it out of her pussy, would cuck you hard boi
>>37370744
Alot of girls are on the pill bro, prolly why I dont have a baby yet
>>37370683
Why you break up
>>37370744
In first world countries, girls pop birth control pills like candy. Going bareback in 2016 isn't a big deal.
>>37370748
friendzoned nu-male detected
>being friends wiht a girl for three years without fucking her
just end it now buddy
>>37370755
virgin pls
>>37370755
Is getting cucked homo?
>>37359910
>Do NOT try to fuck high test doggy style without support
do u guys not hit those long dick strokes
>>37361139
Squats
Oats
Can I get more pictures of high test, bearmode females please? It's for research purposes I promise.
>>37370843
If you aren't a manlet, your hips will be raised higher than hers. Hence you have to support her to hit said long strokes.
>>37370887
>>37370295
Prostitution is illegal but escorting is essentially a loophole where you are paying for her time but it's implied that you're going to fuck
>>37370683
all this shit about her massive thighs gave me a boner
why have you given me this fetish god
>>37363273
who?
>>37370048
>fuck racetraitors
How do I cuck someone
>>37373140
>Update] [Auto] 9
get him really horny, then (with a previously clean asshole) get on all fours in front of him, pull your pants down and say "nobody has to know, it will make your cock feel good"
>>37359735
wtf
Lucky it worked out i guess.
>>37359234
She was 20, I was 25
>church girl, virgin, good morals
>big ass, thick thighs, flat stomach
We talked for about a year online when I was in the military, then went to college together when a I got out and became good friends. One day she was at my house on a study break lying on the my bed taking notes for class. I gave her a massage and ate her out til she came. I licked her asshole too, she said it felt weird. We tried to have sex but she was so tight that I wouldn't fit. We took this a a sign and decided to wait for marriage.
>tl:dr we're married and have a kid
>>37373865
>Dat pic
>"high test"
>Pancake assed stick-women
ABSOLUTE HARAM
>>37374047
But it was the first result when I searched "high test girls". Irony
>>37374047
Too true. Warning: butterface
>>37370755
>went out on set up date
>beat her ass at darts
>all in good fun
>back to my bacholer hobo pad
>she cums sucking my dick no lie
>we fuck like animals
>next morning i cook egg mc muffins
>she runs the fuck out like no, bitch, you're gonna get jacked in this neighborhood as 7AM you white as as white
Turns out she was a hood white growing up and had no fear for our neighborly negros. Bear in mind this is a 5'10" 160lb varsity athlete white girl that black guys would call THICC MAMA is the street, she took no shit.
>go to her place in cow central, 40 minutes away from civilization
>beat her ass in darts again at her local
>her place, her room is dirty asf but waterbed
>we rut
>d-do you wan to fuck my ass?
>yep
>about to bust, she does a half pike and backtwist off the fucking bed into her laundry pile
>spoiler: the whole room was her laundry pile
>lands on her knees and I paint her face
>says, we like it when you come on our faces, you know
pretty good time. Now we have three kids and a house and we never have sex at all, but that's basically OK for now
Met at work. That one chick everyone spits game at, just sassy not really slutty.
I ask he out we go out a few times. I still live with my parents and we had sex in my mom's car. Dat feel. When you can't cum with a 8/10 with the fucking nicest ass I've ever had. Dat feel when all of your dreams come true but you can't seal the deal. I still hate myself after fucking that one up. Fuck it. Dubs get.
>>37359735
nice
>>37374047
>>37374788
>>37373865
they didn't know want high test meant in this context, they are referring to high octane gasoline, which is in fact a leaner kind of gasoline for faster cars, so these bodies are appropriate
>welcome to /virginstories/
>>37370612
More like alphas that can't be bothered with kids
>>37374868
Kek
how do i find a girl who will let me fuck them in the ass?
>>37375159
When around females listen for these subtle codewords:
>I have no self respect
>I hate my dad/mom/parents
>I love anal insertions
You'll gonna make it braaaah
>>37359694
>tfw no gf ever
>>37375159
I found a high test girl who likes anal. I'm her second in terms of body count and she tried anal for the first time with me.
Not gonna see her for a couple months but we've sexted every single day since the last time we fucked, and she's excited to be fucked in the ass some more.
>>37359411
>Travelling an hour and a half for pussy
>>37374788
Kek
>>37375019
>we
does she have multiple personalities?
>>37375336
Italian
>>37374788
I think she looks good for a mom.
>>37375514
I'll be honest, her face means literally nothing to me and I think she's smoking. It's just every time I post Mia some idiot starts squawking about her face so I sometimes preempt them so we can all focus on her great ass.
Don't roast me but, what exactly is considered high test? Cause I've been called that a couple of times and i still don't understand if it's a good or bad thing
>>37375543
I want her to stick my head between her thighs and squeeze while grinding on my face
>>37375881
it fluctuates, but the idea is they're women that men with high testosterone want to bone because they're more fertile. typically small waist with large hips and ass
>>37375881
Post a pic first
>>37375881
Women that appeal to guys with high testosterone.
Those would be women that high testosterone men deem like they would produce a healthy offspring. It goes back to primal tendencies.
What kind of women would fall under that? Healthy amount of fat (don't be a HAES fat fuck). Appealing hips. Proportionate breasts. Adorable face. Being attractive helps.
>>37367163
you fucking spaz if she has giant tits you can basically assume they're saggy if they're natty wtf
Idiots everywhere here... High Testosteron has nothing to do with the Girls, but with the guy who like big girls... and that was just a meme here in 4chan! The only girls with high Testo are Feminists and lesbians you idiots...
>>37376079
>>37376160
Yeah girls with good genes, fertile. But that has nothing to do with being fat or phat...
a Girl being attractive doesn´t help only but its essential! Being pretty is the most important Thing, then helps having a phat ass and big breasts... Like mentioned. High Test was a meme here ironicaly for guys that like fat chicks couse they could not get the models one... ironicaly that guy were high test...
>>37367098
>$150 for that
>Cheap bimbos here want at least $300/hr
>>37359896
cuck capital of the world
>>37375019
>next morning i cook egg mcmuffins
you could've at least told her you were going to work
>>37375881
post a pic and we'll let you know
>>37367163
>giant tits
>expects them to stand hard when the bra comes off
Dude, usually it's a meme but you should probably not base your expectations on porn
>>37367967
If her shoulders are like noticeably wider than her hips and she is a skinny fat grill just forget about it.
>>37374788
more like but her fucking face, she probably sounds like a man too
>>37359234
MMA class. She literally smothered me with her tits in a headlock. I felt violated and ashamed.
Going easy on her was my first and last mistake. The rest was just inexperience against females
>>37378305
that ending
9/10
>>37376079
>>37376160
>healthy amount of fat
Ohhh i thought was used for actually fit girls so i didn't understand why people called me that since my tights and bum is just fat really
>>37375159
ask em or subtly touch their buttholes during sex and look them in the eyes to see how they respond and after that ask them
>>37363273
Does this bitch even squat? I like them skinny ones cause they like how huge I am compared to them but Jesus grow a pair of rosey dimpled ass clappers or get the fuck out.
>>37370674
I feel the same.
I hope I can find another girl on the depo shot. Watching a girl try to squeeze the biggest load she has seen out of her pussy is great.
>>37372435
YOU PC BRAH?
>>37370048
>cucked a black skelta
>women
>able to be cuckolded
I can't see it, it's like treating tomatoes the same way you treat potatoes.
>>37359281
>>37359316
>>37359411
>non-virgins
absolutelydisgusting.jpeg
>>37359735
>told her i was going to marry her
What are you indian and did you buy her for 50 ruppees?
>>37374788
>Warning: butterface
>Warning
Your standards should be that of the Gods, not of Mankind.
>>37359713
It doesn't bother me.
>Met up off tinder, went to the movies
>Had plans to get drinks after but she was too hot and I was nervous
>Met up the next night, had an awesome time walking around and watching some live music
>She wanted to fug but I didn't pursue it that night
>Met up a few nights later and had sex 3-4 times, also came in her mouth
>Continue to fuck 5+ times every day for the next 6 months
>Moved in together and slowed down a bit but still a lot of sex
What I unfortunately found out, is that between the second time we met up, and the night we had sex, she slept with her ex (who she was still talking to). I can't really be mad at her, I'd have done the same, but it was shitty to find out.
Luckily she is on birth control so I cum inside of her every day and when I'm mad I just dominate/hate fuck her.
>>37379760
Also wanted to mention
>Drilling her while she lays face down on the bed
>Grippin dem hips and spreading her ass cheeks as wide as I can
>Shove my cock as deep as possible
>Release my manjuice inside of her
One of the best parts of sex with her is afterwards, watching her push my cum out and staring at the sore, red pussy that I just destroyed, dripping with my cum
>Tfw mom and dad aren't home
>about to cream pie high test gf all day in every room of the house
It's gonna be a good day.
>>37359234
>travelling through spain
>meet russian 6/10 who is mad into me
>her friend is a fatty, you'd say high test. Pretty much pic related.
>friend is mad into 6/10, so I stand aside, I wasn't that attracted to any of the girls
>get drunk in the beach, push away 6/10
>fatty comes toward me, starts making out with 6/10, gets on her underwear, goes for a swim at night
>Comes over to me
>dick says fuck it and gets hard
>start making out, fondle massive tits
>drag her to the rocks
>make her suck me off
>fuck her for a while
>finger her and make her lick my fingers
>fuck her some more
>cum
I've regretted it ever since
>>37379801
Things that happened.jpg
Nice story tho.
>>37373865
wow this is so old school
>>37373865
>We tried to have sex but she was so tight that I wouldn't fit.
lmao that meme
you know if you "can't fit" into a pussy regardless of it being a virgin, means she either too stressed to do it or not aroused enough right?
basically you did a shitty job but congrats on your marriage
>>37370295
Looks like a syracuse area number
585 myself
post more high test babes
>First time picking up a girl on PoF, or any other site online
>Had been talking dirty for a while, she was kinda chubby but I didn't think twice about it because she was so horny and so was I
>Pick her up in near a park, first thing I say to her is "How much?"
>Get in the car, somehow she starts talking about how she likes some author and how I think he's shit
>Eventually becomes an argument, and I prove her dumbass wrong.
>Ask he she wants to know what turns me on. She says yeah and I tell her I like making girls wet through their pants (as in fondling.)
>Start rubbing her chubby pussy through her pants
>get on the backseat of my car and fuck
>She begs me to let her take her top off, giant tits come out and bounce around
>She comes and screams how much she loves it
>Sucks me off for like an hour and I still couldn't cum
>Leave
It was pretty cool, but she was like 25 and I was 19 so I think she went off with someone that didn't fuck her in a car. It was a cool experience for me though, and got me into girls with big ol tits.
>play pick up game at Uni rec during free time
>meet freshmen who used to play ball in HS
>high test but tons of tattoos so interest is minuscule
>make plans to go to an athlete party together (I'm a scout team for women's bball and she knows some track people)
>arrive together and get drunk
>wake up the next morning in my bed naked with her next to me
I always feel bad for her because she started to like me over the course of the year but the tattoos on her body just drove me away
Do ya'll follow any high test bitches on snapchat? I need to find some
>>37380128
so you are mad you fucked high test 8 instead of the 6/10?
>>37375881
It originally meant overweight women because men on steroids were horny they would lower their standards
Now it means women with some thickness who are also pretty and well proportioned. Not obese but not skinny either. idk. It's hard to describe, it's like you just know it when you see it. I'm way into high test women if you want to send me your pics and chat ;)
>>37382355
the only reason I have ANY social media (twitter, youtube, snapchat) is to follow high test girls. I recommend Courtney Tailor because she's like entry-level high test
I nut pretty fast pulled out all over her back then she told me she still wanted to ride me I told her let me piss first she said know and got on me and somehow forced my dick in her pussy
>tfw I was raped
>>37383058
>triggered
>>37383058
You enjoyed it.
>>37363273
She needs to wear a sports bra fuck those titties are saggy. Doesn't help she's so skinny.
>>37370784
In first world countries, girls are fucking stupid and don't take that shit correctly. Also they're crazy and will lie about it.
how many people are confusing high test with "fat bitch"
there is a difference you know
>>37375159
Tell them they should try it on their own while masturbating and to use lots of lube.
>>37375543
Too bad shes a fucking whore. You just know that bitch craves attention and is a real bitch IRL. Only good for fucking imo
>>37383650
Why they all gotta use that dog-shit, have they no free will? What has the world come to?
Cute but 'bigger' girl comes to mine one night after work together, make out and she starts blowing me, lost my shit and pinned her down and facefucked her til I blew down her throat.
I literally went full caveman and lost control, she liked it though, or I might be in jail now.
High test is my heroin.
>>37383808
I don't know that actually lmao
have more ass bro
>>37384009
Jesus Christ, I would kill children in Africa to get my head squeezed by those massive thighs.
>>37383850
>calls women bitches
>wonders why the ironically wear dog makeup
OK.
>>37384128
I'd kill them for free
>>37385282
Never change /pol/.
>>37359234
>be me, 18
>at a house party
>meet this girl, pretty face, sorta chubby, massive tits (like E cups), thick thighs but not much of an ass
>we make out, get her number
>we hit it off, date her for a few months
>one day, had a big rugby match
>got home sunburnt and exhausted
>she comes over
>we make out, I get a boner
>she asks if I want a blowjob
>say yes
>she yanks back my foreskin painfully while trying to jerk me off
>her mouth feels good on my dick but I just can't cum
>I'm nervous, tired, sunburnt, dehydrated, need to piss, kung fu death grip, everything that can go wrong has
>it devolves into me wanking while making out/playing with her tits
>for 45 minutes
>eventually cum but there's blood on my dick from wanking too hard
>she licks up all the cum and blood off my dick and hand and swallows it
>long story short she dumped me on the day we had arranged to bang a few weeks later
pic somewhat related, obviously not her but similar enough body
this was a year ago and I still cringe; will I ever make it?
>>37385780
live and learn, lad
that story has potential for many giggles down the line
>>37375543
Looks damn good. Id love to get with a chick like this. The little boys on this site cant handle a bad ass bitch like this. Fuck Im not sure I could but I love a good challenge.
>>37359838
>luckily i fap 5 times a day so it only reached my abs but that was very rude
>>37359289
fat chicks and twinks, I'm right there with you bro.
>>37378305
kek'd
>>37384333
Read my post again you autist. Where did I call them bitches? Keep getting cucked you autistic sperglord.
>>37378906
google cuckquean
>>37379760
You do realize that birth control isn't 100% safe and cumming in her is still a big risk right? Fucking retard
>>37389662
he is illustrating the pun
they do the dog mask because they are bitches. its a joke.
>>37382546
Nah, just mad that the 6/10 wouldn't let off my dick the next day.
>fatties
>8/10
>be young
>asian girl on social media stalks and really wants to meet me for some reason
>a little chubby, 9/10 breasts, cute face
>ok
>first time meeting, comes to mine
>cooks me dinner
>end up fucking all night
>lets me dominate with deepthroating and blowjobs
>"what's it like fucking an asian?"
>fuck all night
>basically wake up and keep fucking on rotation until sunrise
I still have a video of us having sex but that's never seeing the light of day.
>>37391548
tfw no stalking cutie :c
More stories pls
>>37359234
>high as shit
>didn't stand a chance
High test girls, man
I had seen her from a far a few times. She has obviously made her boobz extra large. Later I learned she had also an ass job done. I avoided getting close to her because I was afraid it would might get up accidentally. Finally inevitable one day the workout program brought us close. She spoke first. I don't think even that day I comprehend what she said. The only thing I remember is the voice. A voice deeper and grungier than mine. The difference between the image of what my eyes saw in front of them and the voice signals that went in my brain made me utterly confused. I tried to respond and I mumbled something, which it doesn't matter. It was my voice as high pitched as a little girl. Or my brain played tricks on me. I mumbled an excuse and runned to the shower. She hasn't spoken to me again.
>this high test blonde chick i was friends with calls me on the phone
>she was all sad and shit
>anon you in the area please come over
>had a break so i went over
>there she was crying and listening to sad music and shit
>sit next to her on the couch with my arm around her
>she tells me one of her cousins died in a car crash, fell asleep at the wheel
>awkward, comfort as well as i can but in the end autistic speech
>as we're talking, sexual tension rises up sparked by her vulnerability
>kiss slowly
>fuck she's got a tight little mouth.jpg
>she notices muh dick's hard as diamonds
>caresses it over my pants
>says i dont know if i should do this
>do wat
>gets in front of me between my legs
>best blowjob EVER
>tight mouth wraps too fucking good around me
>i pull out her tits, fucking d's nigga
>she immediately titfucks
>aw fuck too good way too good
>cum in 30 secs flat between her tits
>strongest orgasm i've had to this point
>kisses the dick, she says wow you must eat really healthy you taste good
>quality supplements, bitch.jpg
>this was a year ago, she moved to london but still thinking bout her tho
i feel this was morally ambiguous and to this day don't know if i took advantage of her or she did of me.
>>37392830
Hot. Wouldn't feel bad, maybe she just needed it. Pics?
>>37392948
tried to, told her she is perfect camera material and that was the truth
>she said if i did it would be the last thing i would with my dick, ever
>crazy bitch.wtf
Reading this thread with my self conscious high test/kinda chubby gf. She's really enjoying these
>Bumping for more high test stories.
>>37383741
No confusion for me. I like fat women.
>be me in gym today
>see HIGH TEST girl in great shape
>Only wearing one of those short tops that are basically just like bras and leggings. Everyone checking her out
>ask her to video me doing deadlifts so I can check my form
>speak to her after
>things are going well
>live in small town and go to local gym so surprised I don't recognise her
>she says her name is "anonette"
>name rings a bell, she was in my school and was a total ratchet hoe but has obviously re-invented herself as a fitness chick
Wat do /fit/? Do I try and smash? If I do then news will travel fast and I will be subject to shaming from my friends and family
>>37359713
>room mate comes and asks for help in the morning
>takes me into his room
>his Egyptian cotton sheets look like a fucking abattoir
>genuinely looks like he murdered someone with his dick
>he pushes the mattress and period blood pools up out of it
I never laughed and gagged so hard in my entire life.
How the fuck she had enough blood to do the walk of shame out of there I will never know.
>>37394555
What is a ratchet hoe? If no kids I'd waifu
>>37394555
People change, anon.
Suck it and see, but go slow.
Be honest please. I have a 5.5" dick and not super girthy. Is there a chance that I coulld satisfy a high test goddess?
I currently have a high test plate, an 18 year old mulatto girl I met at a pool party. Her hips and ass are explosive, really cute face as well.
The downside is that when I take her out I look like a pedophile because she looks even younger than she already is.
>>37393241
>crazy bitch.wtf
>woman not a camslut
>lol, crazy bitch
>>37359234
This trap is unconvincing. Post better.
>>37394667
According to urban dict "Ratchet Hoe: noun; referring to a female lacking class and integrity. Pertaining to women with weak moral foundations"
Basically this. She used to hang out with a lot of shady people in school, was always dressed really slutty in nasty cheap clothes, as well as fucking around. No kids, she was the year below me so she is like 19/20.
>>37395078
what age are you?
>>37359735
That was quick lmao
If you lasted 12 years that's pretty neat though congrats anon
4x1= enough?
>>37395166
Wow, i knew Penn Jillette wasnt in the best shape to begin with but he really let himself go
>>37395166
you sure it's a girl?
>17 at the time
>get text from some 15 y/o qt
>she knows me over a mutual acquaintance
>thinks I'm cute
>text/phone for a few weeks
>set up date to go shopping
>meet in person
>she's hot af
>8/10 face
>thick body
>great ass and tits
>have a good time
>notice guys left and right checking her out
>she gets touchy as soon as we enter the first shop
>she buys some stuff, help her pick
>"oh Anon, I have to buy a bra too. Can you help me?"
>pick bra
>she goes into a cabin
>pulls curtain open so that only I can see her
>only in underwear
>boner.jpg
>went around some more
>french kiss
>she's rubbing my dick through pants
>autismo me wants to be romantic and says
>"Let's take it slow."
>y.memory
>(one other minor autismo story that I might tell if anyone is interested)
>date ends
>on the phone with her 2 hours/day
>set up second date
>she's on a class trip the week before
>long story short: she cucks me
>still have date, tell her I hate what she did
>she tries to make up for it by being extra sexy towards me
>leave her
>she gets in a relation ship with the guy she cucked me with
>a month later he leaves her
>get skype call from her
>she show me tits
>pretty nice
>turns into a regular thing, we skype every night
>she's always showing tits, dirty talking or doing some other sexy shit
>getting nudes on my phone and stuff
>she starts talking about sexuality
>tells me about how many guys want to fuck her at the moment
>how many she blew
>it's obvious she's trying to make me jealous
>I'm out
she was a huge fucking slut. Not sure whether that's a high test thing but having all the guys go for a girl definitely ruins her character.
>>37359234
Way too thick. Gross
>>37359234
>saw a picture on the internet
>fapped to it
>>37396094
Fucking kek, I feel you man..
>>37396094
tru. Saw girls change into bitches as soon as they became attractive. Can anyone redpill me on why that is?
>>37383650
makes them pretty since it hides nose and all that shit
add filters and excessive light
>>37359713
you're not a man until you get blood on your sword
![IMG_20160601_154613[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8yNNGuS.jpg "IMG_20160601_154613[1].jpg")
I couldn't train legs for 4.5 almost 5 months due to injuries
first day training them again I was cleared last week but wanted to be sure
the doms are real but to get on topic
ITT Post quads and rate quads also guess how much people can squat from their quads
>>37396703
fuck I'm a retard
>>37396094
dude can you really blame her though? You didn't handle that shit when she was all over you. You bitched out and didn't have sex with her when she clearly wanted it and she turned to another guy. Hoes gonna hoe, bro
>>37395667
>12 years
benchmark of modern marriage
KEK
>>37395631
>what age are you?
t-twenty six
>>37396729
we didn't have a chance to have sex. We were in the city, waiting for her bus in public. I'd have done something in private but there was nowhere near to hide.
>>37396767
when chicks are that horny you can literally fuck them in dressing rooms, behind buildings, etc. Plus she's talking about blowing all these dudes so you know she'd be down to do the kinky shit. It happens to the best of us though, I think you may have been in your head too much instead of just doing it
>>37396780
we didn't meet after she cucked me. Only spoke via internet.
>>37396813
I meant in the dressing room when she was all up on your cock. Fucking a girl in a dressing room has always been on my bucket list lol
>>37396742
how'd you get a 18 year old qt gf?
>>37360024
>>37363965
>>37365466
>>37370751
This is partially incorrect.
Both parties have to consent. So, you could say no, and you have no paternal obligations. However, you cannot come back and say you want to be a part of the child's life. It's all or nothing.
>>37359713
>on period
>"fuck it, we'll do it live"
>throw a towel down and tell bf to fuck me
>we fuck, there's no blood
>wat
>magically start bleeding again when we're done
This has happened twice and I thought it was like how girls stop bleeding in water, but I guess it's not normal?
>>37397149
>we'll do it live
Montreal? Its only in Quebec people say "live"
>>37396972
not him but hit up tinder or pof--if you go on pof, change your search criteria to include 18 - n year olds otherwise it will show you girls taht are around your age bracket.
>>37397170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gh1lTcwdGY
Sorry anon, I was memeing.
>>37359713
I love it
It's like i'm stabbing her to death with my dick
>>37397201
>pof
never heard of it
>>37359316
What's wrong with this? I'm a virgin btw
>>37397244
kek'ed
>>37397311
plenty of fish
>tfw high test girl at work hitting on me
Brehs she's got like 4/10 face and a kid but the ass is fat. How do I smash and not make things weird at work?
>>37396094
dude... you're a fucking idiot. Should have smashed her right there
>>37397660
you never heard the expression "don't shit where you eat" pal?
>>37396094
>Let's take it slow
Fucking lol'd IRL and immediately quit reading after that desu
>>37370977
I'm pretty sure escorting is illegal in the US it's just that nobody in law enforcement is going to waste their time going after them. It's not like the cops and judges will be like "Oh haha you're right you only did pay for her time and she only happened to fuck you, hah! You got us, you're free to go!"
>>37397660
That's like 3 red flags don't even bother m8
>>37363317
>>she gets on top, feel her ass cheeks rub my balls
God I fucking miss this, I forgot how much I loved that shit.
>>37367092
KEK
>>37392830
Her name isn't Emily is it?
>>37396346
>Saw girls change into bitches as soon as they became attractive. Can anyone redpill me on why that is?
They chose not to mess with your beta ass because now they have better options and don't have to settle for you. Very simple.
>>37398388
this, when girls get "hot", AKA start taking care of themselves and dressing better, they're more down to date/have sex/etc. but most dudes can't take charge of the situation and move on leaving the dudes all ass-hurt and mad saying "they changed"
>>37394805
Idk, maybe missionary "love-making" anon. But where is the fun in that? You can't see any of the parts that turn you on like in doggy or cowgirl.
>>37397321
nothing wrong anon, you simply play the cards you were dealt
>>37397321
Periods guarantee nothing, just give a way lower chance. Also STDs. Also its disgusting.
>>37398037
No, but as long as you don't explicitly exchange money for sex you're okay, I'd still be too paranoid to try it though/
