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Post fat hate until tumblr ruins this thread too
>>37356187
until i came to this board i thought not being fat is no achievement at all, i still think it isn't but it is fun to read about delusional people who fail at life's basics
>>37357239
To be fair, the two helicopter crewmen are wearing almost nothing extra and the marines are only wearing like 60ish pounds.
>>37357252
Why the fuck are they buying a bed like that for themselves
That's a shitty bed you buy for guests to sleep in
>>37357239
Are you suggesting being in the military is easy
>>37357252
>Fat and stupid
They're sleeping on 2 frames horizontally to the bracings...what do they expect. It's $100 frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8I9UHPuUkI
>>37357281
mirin obliques
Congratulations, America.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/25/health/americans-health-obesity-diabetes/index.html
I see fat people eating it by the spoon..
>>37357281
so fucking dense and delusional...
>>37357574
>using a spoon
LARDLETS BTFO
>>37357277
It is compared to getting a real job, which is why only hopeless idiots with no other options join the military.
>>37357701
>>37357701
>b-but muh honor
>>37357701
I was never military, but it's good for some people. The ex-mil I work with are alright. The people who make it their whole life can be annoying, but at least they don't whine as much as normal adults.
>>37357701
Found the dumb ass
>>37357281
I just wanna tell her to tense then watch her jiggle after a solid slap.
>>37357701
Edgy high school student detected. What would you define as a "real job"? Is it the minimum-wage service slavery you have at McDonald's or Walmart?
If you want specific government jobs, such as running for office, working for NASA, or high-paying law enforcement like the state troopers, then having a military background really helps. Next to college, the military is the best thing you can do to expand your career opportunities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8oBBHy9t70
Senpai link me some more tumblr/haes posts so I can do more of this.
>fatty gets two heart transplant surgeries
>both hearts get rejected
>gets a third heart transplant that works
>keeps getting fatter and clogging her arteries
Really..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56JNh45ZtQ
>>37358624
wtf am i looking at? wtf am i reading? is this americana serious senpai?
>>37358691
why would it auto correct my 'senpai' to 'Senpai'
>>37358714
>Being this new
>>37358749
Fatlogic is unfuckingbelievable. Wouldn't "this is the only body I get" be MORE motivation to exercise, eat right, and not look like a fucking animal?
>>37358549
I am so mad.
>>37356187
>Yfw the heaviest hambeast of the past is the regular lardass of today
Feels bad, breh.
>>37358831
It's amazing how normal his arm is compared to the body.
Shit thread tier sthread so far what happened to the good fat hate threads
Fat Manbaby-hate incoming
>be me
>was fat
>now normal mode (not ripped, not fat, just the everyday normal guy)
>have fat brother-in-law (5'4', 300lbs somewhere)
>sees my transformation
>"yo anon how did you do that, I wanna do that too"
>my biggest enemy at the time was soda
>switched completely to water and tea without sugar
>give in-law some simple tips for starters (no soda, no white bread, cut down on the candy)
>in-law thankful and seemingly motivated
>dinner time (we lived together for some time)
>first time seeing if he sticks to simple challenges
>takes water bottle, pours himself a glass
>wellDone.jpg
>eats a normal sized portion, all looks promising
>suddenly he grabs the coke and there goes the first glass
>"hey in-law, what did I tell about soda?"
>"well anon, you saw I drink water and tea now, you did the same thing so it gotta work"
>he takes a second portion of food
>mfw he thought ADDING instead of replacing soda for water/tea is the solution
I got many more fat logic expieriences with him if wanted
>>37360224
want
>>37360249
>in-law already archieved basement-dweller parents living mode
>parents both earn good money, already given up on him
>maybe his mum still tries but whatever
>parents like to travel so every 3-4 months they are gone for 2 weeks
>me and gf visit house sometimes during those periods cause mr.fatty is unable to take care of a house himself
>lunch time, I had a long period of lean eating so decided to pig out on that one
>gf says her mum bought a big bag of chicken nuggets (700 g, 250cal per 100g) for us to eat when they are gone
>open freezer, no bag
>wtf.jpeg
>gf opens trash can
>finds the WHOLE FUCKING package of nuggets, empty in the can
>look into kitchen
>a bunch of sauces (sugar bombed bought ones, not homemade) stand on the table with a huge empy plate, half empy coke bottle
>mfw in-law literally devoured the whole bag, 500ml of coke and about 200 calories of sauces
>go up and ask him if he really did that
>Mum said it's for when they are gone, and I was hungry
he enbodies so much you guys hate
>>37360349
he sounds like my half brother
http://20minutenews.com/doctor-finds-boys-missing-hamster-wedged-into-700-pound-moms-back-fat/
post tfw this article
>>37357574
>mfw I use to scoop this out with banana chips when I'd get high
Thank god I stopped smoking.
>>37360428
>According to the doctor, the hamster had been there so long, one of Wiggins sores began to heal around the rodent, sealing it into her skin
>>37360428
>>37360428
>hamster has been there so long her bed sores grew around the decomposing rodent
>>37360428
>Unfortunately for the little boy, he witnessed the entire incident of Teddy Bear being removed from his mother’s back fat. According to the nurse on duty, the young man began crying “Not Teddy, please not Teddy!” Wiggins told the doctor the hamster had escaped nearly 3 weeks ago, but they were unable to find him. Wiggins infected area was treated and she was released. Her sister said she was headed to PetSmart to get the little boy a new hamster. “He didn’t deserve this terrifying incident to happen to him.”
Thats actually fucking traumatising, realising your own parent killed your own pet and seeing its rotting corpse being pulled from her body.
If thats isn't a wake up call for the mother I don't no what is.
>>37360349
I am kinda angered now remembering that so I will cont.
>In-law (how the hell did he do it) found a job
>he learned as chef (what a coincidence) and some italian restaurant needed once
>they put him on a one month trial, if he works good enough they keep him
>It was always known that in-law is a master of excuses when things get "too hard" (aka he had to use some force/brains/willpower)
>first day all normal, he's a bit worn out, not used to get up early in the morning instead of fapping to MLP all day
>second day, still didn't fully get the hang of the early to bed/early to rise routine but still tries
>third day, WHAT A SURPRISE he got sent home, due to some ""stomach issues" (they can't fuck around with that in kitchens/restaraunts)
>goes to doctor, plays his little movie
>comes home, tells everyone doctor told him to eat lean for some days (nothing greasy,fatty, over sugared, too much salt, sweet, you know what I mean)
>says he has to do that for at least a week (one week no work) and he really feels that his stomach doesn't feel good anymore
>his dad sends him to his room and pitys him as we already prepared a planned grilfest (dad in-law grill-skills are out of this world)
>ribs, steak, wings all the things that you know you will have to cut for weeks after pigging out
>lava cake as dessert (arch enemy)
>time for eating
>brother-in-law comes to table with his ""hurting stomach"
>be a good m8 and want to pass him the salat
>lolnope.jpg
>happily starts devouring meat, baked potatoes, fries, coke and lava cake
>goes on pity mode once he is finished cause although he ""surely"" tried not to concern his body, even that was too much
>goes up to his room and plays dying dog for the next week, except when there is something delicious cooked, then his stomach is fine all fo a sudden
>mfw
>>37360249
>EXTREME CARDIO (maybe even 60 minutes!!)
>SERIOUS LOW CALORIE DIETING
>no sugar, no beer
>NO FUN
the sheer lack of self awareness and self discipline of these people makes me lose all hope in the future of the USA. Please bring back the president's fitness test or some shit. Promote healthy behavior, we can't let these fucks spread their bullshit.
>>37357574
Are there more pictures like this?
>>37360741
did he keep his job after one week of no work?
>>37360428
fake
>>37360812
>and real
what?
>>37360812
>If Im sitting around having a cocktail and socializing I am a normal well adjusted person
>But if my liver is failing and Im chugging vodka then I am an alcoholic who is killing them-self, is disgusting and is everything wrong with society.
The struggle is real
>>37357742
It's this real? This is from a comedy bit. It has to be.
>>37360349
700g is 3 peoples worth of chicken?
wat
>>37360890
>>37360812
Also it's worth noting that you're not quirky or cute for eating pizza. There's nothing interesting or quirky about eating the most accessible, uninteresting comfort food in the world and tumblr's worship of it is beyond annoying, fat or skinny.
Video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gA6pOhyea4
>>37360909
It is. It's exactly equivalent to two tins of tuna. Add some veggies on the side and a glass of water and there's your meal.
>>37358355
This. A military background opens more doors than you could count. It shows you have what it takes to take orders from your superiors and further push the zionism onto the west. I'm a decorated lieutenant with 14 good goy medallions I earned killing civilians and children. It's hard work, absolutely not for pussies or beta males.
>>37360997
>It's exactly equivalent to two tins of tuna
No, it is not exactly equivalent, not even close. You know tuna isnt really a sea chicken right?
>>37361022
Dude I think that American military worship is stupid and out of control but you need to fuck off back to /pol/ please and thank you.
>>37357701
A toast to all those Humvee driving welfare queens
>>37357701
I'm on your side bro. Being in the army is just a fucking job for plebs who's only other option is to farm corn. It's not altruistic or brave, or especially difficult, especially if you're in a non-combat position. I think it's jokes as fuck that people who spend most of their career fucking around with radio equipment on some hill get to be hailed as heroes for the rest of their lives, nobody should give a shit and you owe them nothing.
>>37360428
>http://20minutenews.com/doctor-finds-boys-missing-hamster-wedged-into-700-pound-moms-back-fat/
>post tfw this article
heh
>>37361039
How many children have you killed?
>>37356354
the rare and mystical quad boob, so it does exist.
>>37361078
I'm not in the military dude, I majored in accounting and I work in real estate finance. I think that treating dipshits with no career aspirations as heroes is dogshit, I'm just rolling my eyes at the whole "good goyim" rant.
>>37361022
I'd hire you to move lumber but not much more. Your skills aren't applicable in civilian life.
>>37357701
>all these people taking the bait
good job, anon
>>37361086
I'm not in the army, I just think that the good goy argument is cringey as fuck.
>>37361096
I know, that msg was supposed to be for the child killer lol. I corrected it. I know you were smart enough to stay in school and get good grades. That's the harder of the two routes
>>37361097
Are you telling me that my tactical training isn't useful during peacetime? What about the war on drugs or policing the population?
Do you subscribe to that crazy canadian stefan molyneux?
>>37361111
>>37361112
Only 10 confirmed kills and I get my scholarship! 10 human lives = 1 college level degree!!!
>>37357550
holy fuck over 30% of American adults are OBESE, not just overweight, I thought I was misreading that at first, it's mindblowing.
>>37356187
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zOtgqh8bT9o
>>37361178
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjEpQFzZo2M
"Health doesn't exist."
Fucking delusional fatties
>>37361178
>Getting good customer service at Walmart as thin privilege
Walmart is a shit hole and the lady was probably being threatened by her manager for damage to clothes because 90% of their customers are shitheads who piss in the isle for a laugh.
>>37357574
I used to be sub 60kg 5'9 with a gut and I'd eat nutella pancakes for breakfast every morning. I ate them for so long I actually don't enjoy them any more.
>>37360997
2 tines is 1 person servings
>>37360988
>tumblr's worship of it is beyond annoying, fat or skinny.
Implying CHAD doesn't eat pizza CONSTANTLY
>>37360997
I eat 300-350 grams of chicken breast for dinner which ends up being about 500 calories and 90g protein.
>>37360988
>tfw love pizza
>tfw haven't had any in months due to cutting
>>37360741
You are obviously in some socialist hellhole so I need to know: what happened with the job?
here in Glorious Mother Murica he would have been shitcanned the first day he left early
>>37358624
>>37358831
>tfw he makes more money than any of us by being a disgusting obese slob
>>37361340
I know that feel
>>37357811
veteranfag here
>be 29
>attendinf 4 year uni
>18-20 year old kids complaining
>triggered
>>37361222
>I'm eat healthy
>I'm exercise regularly
Every fucking fatty. Why are they always lying about that stuff?
>>37361178
>don't try to put on clothes that are obviously not going to fit
>old white trash lady doing her old white trash job correctly
nothing to see here.
>>37361602
Cause it then allows them to say
>didn't work must be genetics
or their definition of exercise is equivalent to our definition of
>errands
>chores
>resting
>>37360812
>>37361381
Poster of stories here
Of course he didn't keep it
Fnished the last half of the month and then he reported they "surprisingly" didn't keep him
>mfw
I got some more maybe gonna post but seriously his level of delusion and man-childism are just out of reach
>>37356187
>Be me
>I car pool to work because job is far as hell its 1 hours drive
>I am getting in the van and getting ready to take a seat when a hamplanet co worker comes in
>Nope.jpg I go and sit in the center console seat
>Quitting time and I herw hamplanet complain that they are to stuffed in the back
>Hold back luaghter then they ask me hey anon since you are skinny as hell will you switch seats with me so I won't be so squished
>OK I say when it's time to get in I go to the same spot in the morning
>She gets visibly mad when we get out why didn't you switch
>Its not my fault to your fat
I find it sad since if she lost some weight, she'd be a 7 or 8 easily.
>>37361824
>5 or 6*
>>37361852
>5 or 6
if she had never been fat. with her saggy skin, she would be a 4 tops.
>>37357252
I fucking saw that review a week ago! Ended up buying the frame, literally laying on it right now. You'd have to be a behemoth to bend it like that. And I'm a big guy (for you hurdur) so I mean a really truly obese piece of shit.
>>37361659
>or their definition of exercise is equivalent to our definition of
Nah, I'm think they are mostly think of walking as physical exercise.
>>37357281
People are this delusional?
>>37360897
It's an overweight teenager doing airsoft, yiu can tell from the obvious weight, the bad camouflage, and the type of gear he has.
>>37358355
>Next to college, the military is the best thing you can do to expand your career opportunities.
It actually gets depressing reading stuff people like this write. It's the blind leading the blind.
Military helps your job opportunities, hell, even more than college at this point. Running a defense contracting firm, I can get even better kickbacks hiring veterans than I can with affirmative action.
But it's still a game for chumps. If money is your goal, start a business. Period. There's no debating it, sales staff doesn't get promoted to executive positions - executives are brought on from other companies. You won't make it big, you'll just be comfortable.
But that's you, isn't it anon... "good enough". Everything about you, everything about your life... "good enough". Well good for you, I'm glad you found a way to content yourself with your lot in life.
It makes the path easier for those that fight to reach the top if the rabble simply steps out of their way.
I know that's going to come off as criticism, but I really mean it. Every one of you who is content to settle makes it that much easier to surpass the 'average man'. So, sincerely, THANK YOU for dragging down the mean.
>>37360812
>people like attractive people
>people are repulsed by ugly people
Yes
>>37360812
And the difference is just a paltry HUNDRED AND EIGHTY POUNDS
How does evolution allow someone to say shit this stupid and not immediately commit suicide?
>>37361988
>Being healthy is healthy
>Being obese is unhealthy
Fuckin' surprise right there
>>37361955
>Every one of you who is content to settle makes it that much easier to surpass the 'average man'. So, sincerely, THANK YOU for dragging down the mean.
Well, that was strangely motivating.
>>37360428
>post tfw this article
Sadness and disgust.
How can someone live their life like that after that? Please let this open her eyes to make a change
>>37360812
120 lb girl
>one slice
>300 lb girl
>pic related
Different inputs, different outputs
>>37362038
Lol no, we just need to #notHerFault and #healthyAtAnySize and the problem will be solved
>>37361132
>What about the war on drugs or policing the population?
>implying the war on drugs is useful
>implying that being shot at by nigras for the rest of your life is much of a post-war consolation prize
You should have stayed in school, fool. Now shine my shoes while I light another Cristo with a c-note.
>>37362045
damn im retarded.
>>37361777
Learn to write
>>37357281
>intense yoga
>>37360428
>>37360813
Agreed, fake story.
>the hamster had been there so long, one of Wiggins sores began to heal around the rodent, sealing it into her skin... Wiggins told the doctor the hamster had escaped nearly 3 weeks ago
3 weeks is not enough time for a gaping sore to heal around a hamster, sealing it in like a cocoon. This is just an urban legend, folks.
>>37360224
plz do
>>37357252
>2300 lbs, or ounces, whichever is heavier
Well it figures they would be so fat if they can't figure out basic measurements.
>>37358624
America needs to put liposuction on there healthcare plan for fatties.
>>37361955
>poor brown kid my entire life
>single mom
>live in downtown seattle with generational millionaires
>"just start a business"
yeah nice try. the only way out of this for me is education. a business will crash and burn for me. i dont have the assets to a business.
>>37357252
Wow, fat and dumb. Just lay some plywood over it to even out the weight distribution. Ffs
>>37360997
we are talking about chicken nuggets you deep fry in oil
>>37357701
Did your mommy do the laundry today so you can leave the basement yet?
>>37361824
> my body likes a lot of vegetables
> I listen to my body
Why do fatties always externalize their bodies like they're this separate entity with a will of their own?
>>37360988
Holy fuck that video was hillarious
>>37362132
>>37360349
>>37360741
>>37361768
already posted those anon
Another one
>fat brother in-law has 2 fat friends
>one regular fat, other super fat (like in-law)
>super fat friend realizes it's time for a change
>drops the pounds, cardio, lifting, lean eating, he is like a role model in a fat camp
>since he is best friends to in-law he tries motivate to follow him
>in-law strangely accepts
>the 3 of them meet at the gym
>regular fat friend goes and does his routine
>super fat takes in-law and shows him his routine
>later they tell me in-law really tried, he was rekt when he came home but did his best
>maybeThisTime?.jpg
>this goes on for 2 weeks
>in-laws eating habits have only changed slightly, but his friend keep him busy at the gym
>after 2 weeks suddenly see in-law home during his usual gymsession-times
>he gives me some excuses he had to be there and this and that
>some days later get asked by his friends about his whereabouts
>"the last few days he mostly stayed at home, didn't leave the house and maybe had some appointments"
>find out that he always set up his friends for training but always found last second excuses for not to come
>the excuses went from the usual ""I feel soooo sick""" shit to (and I think that's the most hilarious one) my mother/gf/in-law forgot to wake me up so I can make it to the gym in time
>this """man""" is 23 years old and still unable to wake up on time on his own
how can one be that delusionized
>>37360988
>BIG ANIME TITTIES
Good taste
>>37361178
Can no one on YouTube just get to the point? Why do they have to go through three minutes of jump-cut ridden rambling first?
>>37358355
A real job is the one where you can not be easily replaced. Obviously boots and burger flippers are not in the list.
>>37362336
I legit lost my shit at that part, plus the fact that he was using Bing for extra troll points
>>37361222
Can she string together more then three words in a row without doing a jump cut?
>>37362369
They think they are famous and need to give the fans what the fans want.
>>37361824
>I find it sad since if she lost some weight, she'd be a 7 or 8 easily.
No.
Once the damage is done from being a fatfuck it will show for life. Excess skin, stretch marks, and skin tag scars will forever mark them with shame.
>>37362440
If there young enough and not too fat they can recover (stretch marks are a bitch though).
>>37362440
There's no shame overcoming obstacles anon
>>37362296
This is what Tumblr wants you to believe is acceptable.
>>37362075
a millionaire who can't understand sarcasm
now i seen it all
>>37362236
It's a true embodiment of their cognitive dissonance. They create this "other" that knows better than their own knowledge, where they themselves know that if they keep eating this way, they're gonna die, but the "other" knows better, because it's more specific, because it's just their body and not everybody else's.
This way, they can hear all the additional information they want about how human bodies work, but they have a way to rationalize how their body is different.
>>37360988
> MFW accidental keto motivation
>>37361419
It's just too bad he won't have your life span to enjoy his money.
>>37362236
It's another type of 'projection.'
They're so narcissistic that they can't cope with the idea that they'd think something that doesn't 'gel' with the person they THINK they are/have convinced themselves they are.
That means any thoughts that 'they wouldn't think' or actions 'they wouldn't do' have to come from somewhere else.
The other major narcissistic trait that most fatties and tumblrinas exemplify to a tee is splitting. Things/people/groups are either 100% bad, or 100% good. Hence things like 'healthy at any size' and 'all white men are evil.'
Hey guys just stopping in to let someone know i fucked up my cut and gained nearly 20lbs water/fat. Was <5lbs away from starting a lean bulk. Been cutting for 6 months. Basically all of May and half of April was a massive fuck up.
I have no one else i my life to vent my own mistakes, I know what i did was wrong but i need other people to shit on me. 3 days clean now but i was binging off and on for 4 weeks.
Some days i just stopped keeping track after 4000 kcals. I don't feel anything for food outside a small 3-4 hour window where i start my mental gymnastics to get myself to the store to buy another 11oz bag of chex mix muddy buddies and other sugary shit. Also i don't lift for a day or 2 after binging because i feel like im running on "bad fuel" so you can imagine the impact on my progress when i have consecutive binges
240-158-180. Quitting smoking cigs cold turkey after 6 years of 1/2 pack a day was easier. Then again i've been fat for nearly 3 times as long as i was a smoker. I feel like i've hit rock bottom again, after i was consistent with diet and training for over half a year.
>>37360428
>>37363104
You gained 20lbs, after dropping 80lbs.
Don't be so hard on yourself bro.
So you became snorlax for a month, realized your problem of being a grotesque, over indulging, gluttonous sub-human.
At least you realized your mistake, your weak willed mentality, and ceased your ways.
It isn't hard to get back on track to the lightside since you've realized this, just be sure to stay on it.
If it helps, have a poster or something in your room, or desktop, or wherever, to constantly remind you to not be a fat fuck.
Hang it in your room, on the fridge, have a desktop background. Just something to either keep you focused on not becoming what you and /fit/ loathe most, or to become what you aspire to be.
It's a long and arduous journey, but if you keep up the effort and don't slack, you're gonna make it anon. I believe you.
>>37362296
your gfs brother is not your brother in law only your wifes or husbands brother is your brother in law
>>37361955
What the fuck are you even talking about you stupid fucking NEET moron? You don't know me.
Keep up with your cringey autistic delusions of grandeur, and let us know when you finally move out of your parents house, sell your body pillow, and become a billionaire.
>>37363229
Fuck that looks good, I might just and make that later today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgDCYKoN2aM
>>37362082
That face before she is about to drop some ranch
hooly dooly!
>>37363104
That's a real shame anon, and a big waste. But, you cut for six months. That's quite a long time, and even if you fucked up the progress of the last two months, that is still four months of progress.
You need to forgive yourself, and get back on track. You've already proven you can make it.
If it makes you feel better, I am on a very long cut too, and I also fail hard sometimes. But in my case it's usually just a weekend or a day, so the damage is negligable. When my rat died I went out and bought a chocolate fudge cake and ate it alone. I felt pretty disgusting afterwards.
You just gotta pick yourself up and keep going.
>>37363229
>>37363398
I cooked that once, should say the end result is a bit bread heavy so you should serve it best with something like garlic yoghurt
but why is is this a thing?
http://600goingon700.tumblr.com
>>37363714
because feeders watch it and fap
he wont live another 5 years
>>37363714
because it's a fetish.
fetishes can get straight up bizarre desu
>>37361419
There's no way he's that popular for fetish porn
>>37363229
>store-bought pizza dough
>kill yourself
>>37357277
more like difficult =/= impossible
>>37361824
>>37361777
I tried to understand what you wrote. I failed.
>>37361955
That's some fucking horseshit. There's literally nothing wrong with being content with a middle of the road life. A person isn't worth less. Take your "you're shit for being happy with good enough" and shove it up your ass.
Yeah, you should be happy with good enough. Do you know how hard it is to be good enough? If you have a house and a job and you have enough money to get what you need and a little extra, why the fuck shouldn't you be happy with that?
Never mind that you're a dipshit on fucking 4chan. Yeah, I'll bet you're really at the top of the world, you fat sack of shit.
>>37357701
>>37362181
>starting a business with your own money
>>37362296
>>maybeThisTime?.jpg
invalid filename nigga
>>37363104
start watching secret eaters
>>37356354
Witcher 3 water hag
>>37357239
Wtf baka
>>37357252
Haha i hate fat peeps
>>37357281
Smh reddit delusion
>>37357574
Damn really makes you think....
>>3>>37362082
7357695
This guy makes me throw up
>>37358624
Gangrene colored stomach
>>37358831
He's rubbing his stomach to make more room
>>37360399
Who cares
>>37360812
Its cuz skinny girls are cute duh
>>37361824
Shed be a cute hipster
>>37362082
They look so happy
>>37363229
This looks good
>>37364659
Why are you still here? this isn't fucking kids react to fph
>>37363104
Nothing is lost.... back to the gym!
>>37364659
You contribute nothing to the thread. Please stop.
>>37356187
>why am I fat?
this is why
>>37364758
why
>>37357277
The point is the exact opposite you dolt.
>>37364758
Why does everything have to taste like dessert in America
>>37358831
the most disgusting part of that gif is how he chews with his mouth open
>>37358749
Question, I'm not a native English speaker, but shouldn't it be "...only body I got" ?
What is the difference between get and got in this case?
>>37360988
>>37358714
It's a wordfilter you candy-ass roody-poo.
>>37362082
holy shit, that pizza is as large as the table! Where the hell can you buy this big pizza?
>>37357701
The US military spoon feeds you benefits and college tuition if you're not a dumbass. Tbqh it's not a bad deal if you're stationed in a place like Germany with a desk job.
>>37361824
>Draws herself as a full-bodied hoursglass shape
>is actually a blob on two sticks
kek
also, why do some people look like blobs, while others look like blobs on sticks?? what brand of fatness makes your legs and arms thin but your gut huge? (other than pregnancy)
>>37360249
>hours exercising in a world with so many amazing books to read, art to see, natural wonders to absorb, people to meet, and delicacies to try
The only people who say this shit are, invariably, incorrigible philistines who don't travel, and whose tastebuds are so fried by high-octane sugary bullshit and MSG that they have shit taste in food anyway.
>>37364758
this is also why
>>37358831
John snow why did you do this my nohomo crush :(
>>37364889
That's corn, hardboiled eggs and what? Looks disgusting.
>>37364829
"only body I got" means "It is the only body I have"
"Only body I get" means "It is the only body I have been given"
subtle difference, both are correct, but the latter implies that their body is out of their control.
>>37364829
get is past tense, got is present tense.
both kinda work, but it really should be have.
>>37364899
my guess is cheesy pasta?
how fucking flavorless and horrible breath inducing can a meal be
>>37363229
tried it once and it was goat but you can just put the sauce/cheese on the pizza dough and cook it as a pizza and its k
>>37364889
>>37364758
CLASSIC FAT CRINGE INCOMING
>>37364758
OH FOR FUCK SAKE
>>37364924
>I also use low fat mayo
Every time
>>37364924
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
>>37362440
Not really, women especially dont have trouble with excess skin (unless they were extremely fat)
Only permanent thing is stretch marks, maybe gyno on men. But both of those can be fixed, and irl people dont care that much
>>37364866
Genetics is actually the answer here! Some people are predisposed to storing fat in the more feminine pattern (hips, thighs and butt, these people tend to have smaller top halves) and some are more predisposed to Apple shape (all around the belly and torso, slimmer legs). Other things like hormones (Google "Cortisol belly"), sleeping pattern, the types of food you eat etc. can all have an effect on where you store your fat.
>>37364875
I would like to emphasize that people who work out and take care of themselves live longer and have a better chance of exploring the world and enjoying life. 35 year old fatties who lose their foot and are house bound once the Beetus sets in and they hit 500 lb
>>37364957
>muh gene-
oh
neat, i learned something today
>>37364829
>>37364900
To elaborate, "get" implies the only body they will ever be given, "got" might imply they can achieve a new one in the future (meaning no exercise for me! This is the body I've got!)
>>37364866
Cushing's syndrome
>>37364924
mmm i love food cringe
>>37364974
Of course, if you don't have enough fat in the first place it won't be stored anywhere
>>37364758
>>37361178
Holy shit she's the IRL Brünnehilde!
Lel.
>>37361178
>see name of her channel
>ShiCurves
>Shi
>Curves
>mfw
>>37364758
hello darkness my old friend
>>37357701
>>37361156
Wanna hear something even scarier?
The statistics are about the same everywhere else as well. Perhaps excluding the shit-poor hellholes where people don't even get to eat.
The UK, even Brazil... everyone is getting to 1/3 Overweight 1/3 Obese 1/3 Other. Oh, well, "getting" to in a mathemathic limit sort of way, they're already there. But it seems the numbers like being 1/3 1/3 1/3, even the US is "coming down" as if trying to maintain these numbers.
The US is only considered the lead because obesity and american culture are pretty much one and the same, but all the other countries are just as fat as america.
>>37358624
Can someone please tell me if I'm making a dumb mistake? I'm trying to calculate his bf%, but I keep coming up with >100%.
I'm using these equations:
>BMI= lbs*703/height in inches^2 I got ~103.4
>bf%=1.2*BMI+0.23*age-5.4-10.8*gender
>where gender equals 1 for males
>I gave very rough estimates for his age (25), weight(700) and hight(69"). I did not look any of them up, but I remember him mentioning that he had hit 700lbs in another photo.
I keep getting 113.5% bf. Is this equation not made for someone of his size? Did I make a mistake? Or is he an ethereal being from another dimension made of pure fat?
>>37364989
That's not horrifying, though, just unhealthy.
>>37358784
Maybe they believe that there are eternal fit lives if they only spend this one grossly obese?
>>37357574
I used to eat a jar like that, just cold with a spoon. It's weird now that I've lost weight (still at making it bros) I can even stand a little. I still stress eat, but now it's like a few almonds or a strawberry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U708pyoDxM4
>>37365260
You can't use normal people formulas for someone like that.
>>37365260
sounds like an order of operations error, I got 94.05% bodyfat
>>37365375
I still get 113.5 even by doing it manually
>>37365374
That sounds like that could be possible
>>37364924
Absolutely disgusting. I will never be able to look at mayonnaise again, and i already hate it.
>>37361955
Good goy. Fight our wars
>>37364758
I saw the caption before I saw the photo and didn't understand for a second
because I put sugar in my bolognese sauce to take the edge off the overly tart tomato flavour
But I mean like a teaspoon...
a teaspoon in the entire pan...which feeds 5 people...
>>37357281
>bigger boned, higher fat percentage, more muscular Madonna
>>37361178
Holy dick. 11 minutes? Yeah, nah, not gonna waste my time listening to shitbag over there spew about her latest Wal Mart escapade.
>>37358624
>BOOMER
>>37360224
M8, spill em. We need more oc in these theads.
>>37360812
I don't think skinny girls eating pizza in their underwear is cute and quirky. It's disgusting, just like being fat is disgusting.
>>37364349
>why the fuck shouldn't you be happy with that?
Because it's not your best.
>>37365708
>Hot people comfortably fitting pizza into their macro's isn't hot.
Nigga please.
>>37364957
>muh genetics
No, it's hormones. Look at any transsexual (both MtF and FtM) and look at their fat distribution prior to transitioning. Men who transition to "female" find that their fat goes to buttocks , hips, and thighs whereas female to "male" finds theirs get redistributed to the belly. This is why women who have a severe PCOS problem have lots of belly fat since tgeir hormones are out of whack.
Sure, the fat can be redistrbuted based on how much fat your body is stiring, like obese landwhales. However, hormones play the biggest factor. In a rwist of fate, fat is also a contributor of hormone dysregulation. Go figure.
>>37360428
>>37363288
Don't talk to my wife's son like that
>>37364799
Because they're a nation of adult children
>>37357252
They must be short as fuck too because that bed's only 60 inches wide. Or they're just so wide that they'd rather have their feet dangle than their rolls spill over the side.
>>37365723
"your best" is an abstract concept and is wholly dependent on your personal priorities, your abilities and even luck.
>>37360724
>“He didn’t deserve this terrifying incident to happen to him.”
incident? more like "inside-rodent"
>>37360349
Holy shit this sounds like me except I'm 29
>>37361222
>ADHD cuts every 3 seconds
yeah this shit is unwatchable for me
>>37364758
Sugar is the secret ingredient.
>>37360724
At the very least it is probably a wake-up for the son, maybe he won't become as fat as her because of it.
>>37365723
I'd rather be happy than at my best.
>>37357550
Thanks Monsanto and Tyson and Kraft and Nestlé
>>37365774
>No, it's hormones.
>Which are never effected by genetics.
For once the
>Muh genetics
Meme is bang one.
>>37361824
Not with that body type. She has no ass as a fatty, which means it will be Hank-Hill-tier if she got skinny.
>>37363871
The original recipe says to use homemade or store bought dough. I think somebody ripped this off the Food Lab
Not really fat hate, but more of a FPS.
>Be at supermarket with buddy
>Done buying crap, go to cashier
>There stands a planet, and about 10 of these fancy looking red boxes
>Planet turns around, was nice enough to say "good morning"
>Then she drops this one : "It's red tea, good to lose the belly"
All I could do there and then was agree and nod a little. Then I turned to buddy and whispered "I guess it's not that great, then". How do people fall for this shit ? Like, adding something to the regular hamplanet diet won't change them much, but hey, whatever sinks their boat.
>>37357550
>30.4% of Americans 20 and older said they were obese
>said
This means the study is pointless.
You know how many fatties DENY their obesity?
The % is definitely much higher.
>>37365774
You're right. It is hormones. And what are hormones affected by, anon?
>intro to biology 101
>>37360988
Good pizza is good though....not shitty fast food pizza.
It's still a basic as fuck food.
>>37364659
fucking nigger just enjoy the thread or don't come here
>>37360249
>extreme cardio(maybe an hour a day)
My fucking 13 year old brother runs for an hour a day you lardbuckets
>>37364902
No. No, it's not. Got is past tense of get.
>have fat friend (~150kg)
>go to his place
>"Hey anon, I haven't been eating this much today(=2 big vanilla things from the bakery), so I ordered some kebab. U want some?"
>"nah, I'm good"
> he proceeds to eat a whole plate (pic related) of döner kebab with fries, topped with cheese and sauce hollandaise
>additionally he ate 2 boxes of pizza bread filled with cheese and ham
I dont know how people are able to think that those are normal portions. Or how they think that 2 big ass vanilla treats from the bakery are "not that much". They probably are 450kcals each
Well , at least I convinced him to eat less and cut out soda
We even go to the gym together now
I hope he'll make it , I know that guy since I was 6 and do not want to go to his funeral in a few years
I have lost around 92lbs and i just cant picture myself being the fat ass i was.
Being fat is a punishment for being neglect with your own being. The only thing i regret more is the fact i didnt had my fun in highschool or kissed a girl and shit like that.
Fat people hate has helped me a lot because it made me hate fat style life through the hate of myself.
Fat should be never accepted
>>37364829
Both could work. The way it's used here, saying "get" implies that bodies are given to them/assigned and out of their control. You get what you get.
It would probably be more correct to say "this is the only body that I'm going to get."
"Got" would imply that at some point they procured the body themselves, which is not accurate.
>>37366551
They are teaching him american English don't get involved you will just confuse them all, they probably wouldn't know that to do with a 'have' if their lives depended on it.
>>37366565
Same fucking story bro, I've only lost 80lbs so far though, but to go back to being an obese mess just the thought makes me sick
>>37366580
We're gonna make it bruh. I'll post my progress and say how fat hate has helped me to trigger tumblorinas.
>>37361419
He's also dead. Died last march
>>37361156
This, what the fuck almost one person in three is a complete fat fuck
>>37366691
Link?
>>37356187
>until tumblr ruins this thread too
Was there a raid ?
>>37366691
No he didn't. He posted not that long ago.
>>37360988
Huh I was expecting cringe, but that was an amusing video.
>>37366691
No that's the other guy.
