What the craziest shit you ever heard a girl say during sex?
>>37355438
>I love you
"Knock me up. I want your babies"
T.my girlfriend
It would have been much stranger if it came from a random on a one night stand, tho.
Wake up, it's a dream.
Go deeper .
>help!
>>37355438
NO PLEASE STOP
>>37355438
didnt say something, but grunted like a fucking pig. pumped and dumped
>inb4 fat
i wish, fucking spooky skeletina
"IT FEELS LIKE YOU HAVE LIKE 10 DICKS AND IM GOING TO CUM FOR EACH ONE"
A girl actually said this to me. She stayed with me for a weekend and I never saw her again.
>Wait! Pull out! I heard the garage door opening downstairs! You need to leave NOW.
>if you don't stop I'll charge you another hour
Girls and their crazy rambling.
>sansa doing public CBT
what the fuck?
>>37355438
How is this /fit/ related? Why are /r9k/ and /soc/ teaming up to raid /fit/ lately?
>Cum inside me. I want your babies.
Fucking insane dunk woman. And the crazier shit is that I actually did it like 3 or 4 times that night. Best sex I ever had, but dumb and risky in hindsight. She didn't get pregnant in the end.
>dont tell mom
>>37355438
'Somebody please help me!'
Crazy bitches amiright
>>37355467
kek
>>37355438
>ugh
And no, I'm not kyle kinane
>>37355461
nothing is more high test than a girl telling you to fill her up with your baby batter. You made it anon
>hip drahve
"Yes, daddy"
context : she never called me daddy before, and she did because she was pregnant with my seed for 6 weeks, planning to abort it. we both knew that, and that's why the "daddy" thing was creepy.
>>37355568
>fucking your daughter
shakingmyhead
>fucking girl missionary like good christians do
>give her a light bite on shoulder
>she freaks the fuck out
>"god anon please when i was little my dad was drunk and bit me please just dont ever do that again
>mfw
>Bush did 9/11.
Took my tower down.
>>37355568
Does she still call you daddy? I wish my girlfriend called me daddy, but she calls her actual dad daddy, so I can't really get the name without her getting all weird about it.
>>37355486
I'd rather fuck a skeleton than a land whale. Fat women seriously disgust me, I could lower my standards for anything but that. I mean like whale fat, not "a little bit too much meat on the bones". That is quite okay if they also have big tits.
>>37355461
just had this one with a girl i know from business school
>sitting in class bored as fuck, flirting with her a bit
>she looks me deeply in the eyes and says ''i wanna be pregnant''
brehs...
she has a bf too.
looks like someone gonna get cucked.
>>37355461
mitä se sano suomeks?
>>37355576
I came inside a girl throughout almost the entire duration of her pregnancy from another dude. Pretty weird but hot desu.
>>37355610
"Haluan raiskaaks"?
>>37355568
This girl I know calls me "daddy", does this mean she's into me?
"Want me to rape you?"
>>37355633
hyvä yrkkä :DD
>>37355576
COMMON IT'S [THE CURRENT YEAR]
>>37355488
That's why I stopped double fisting.
>>37355591
idk, she aborted yesterday, we'll see
>>37355568
>>37355623
>>37355637
>>37355639
>Diamonds
>>37355607
A girl said this to me at our high school's post graduation party where they lock all the seniors in a recreation center overnight. I walked away scared as fuck with the hardest boner of my life.
Crazy part was I didn't know if she was serious or not because people were fucking in the bathrooms all night.
>>37355438
>"YOUR DICK TASTES GOOD"
She whispered it in my ear.
"What's the deal with airplane food?"
>>37355693
should've bagged it up and prayed to the lord.
i told this girl that i'd pull down her pants and fuck her right there in class if she ever said that to me again.
fuck i really want to put my penis into her.
>Where am I?
Spicy salsa thread?
"Fuck me harder, Chad"
I am not Chad
>>37355438
>
"Don't worry, anon. I'll never leave you. I'm stuck to your right arm after all"
>fuck yes give me that power pole!
started hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7kZVH849Eo in my head and started wondering if I've reached general Blue mode yet. I figured I had better legs, I turned my head and looked at my glutes and hamstrings from a mirror. I started flexing them a bit and was pretty impressed how good they look. Flexed my back a bit as well since I don't often see it. She snapped me back to reality by asking what the fuck was I doing since I had stopped fucking her some time ago and was just there flexing staring at myself nodding to myself with my dick still in her
I said I was sorry and went home to watch couple of dragon ball episodes while eating cold sausages, for nostalgias sake
>>37355880
''FUCK ME LIKE DADDY USED TO''
Which i replied good girl you little slut.
Gotta roll with it lads.
>>37355958
yeah I've had kind of the same
>Fuck me like Jamal used to!
I removed the condom came in and stole her TV
>>37355438
"idk if I can do this I mean I bet you have sex with a new girl every week"
>lol you clearly don't know me then
I asked her what she wanted me to do and she said "bend me over"
Pretty tame desu but it gave me an instaboner
>>37355438
Nothing too crazy. But I guess these are the ones that surprised me/ I wasn't expecting at the time.
>Why have you never went this deep before?
Confused me because I always go balls deep because I don't have a huge cock. It was a strange scissor-leg type position. I guess thats a tip for any small dick bros
>Make more noise
Didn't help because it made me feel conscious of what noises I was making and ended up being silent for the rest of it. Heard her say it a few more times
>Am I doing it good?
HNNNNG considered marrying her just for that. But then blew my load and changed my mind
>Hit me "what?" I want you to slap me
Current GF. Surprised me because she never mentioned anything like that before. Felt good to slap her in the face for the first time. But after doing it a few different times, I am now worried about it. I feel the need to slap the shit out of her. Which I don't want to do. And she obviously don't want it. But I dunno mang. I just do it occasionally in a soft way.
>Tell me what it feels like
Didn't tell her. Didn't know what it even feels. Just stopped eventually when she kept asking.
>>37355993
so you were fucking her from outside?
>>37355514
it's the jackass' dude
>>37355993
Hahaha, should have stabbed her too.
I once ended up becoming a dom because i blagged that i was a dominatrix to a woman at a bar once.
That night things got cray cray.
>>37356020
>tell me what it feels like
what the fuck
I hate fucking drunk women because they just started screaming their heads off and it's annoying as fuck, reminds me of fake porn shit
>>37356020
you should get her to dominate you sometimes
"fuck me like my daddy used to"
and then she broke down and started crying. I couldnt even finish even though she told me it was ok and we could keep going.
>>37355568
>giving your unborn child a facial
it's a good thing you aborted it, it must be traumatizing on some kind of molecular level
>>37356143
>>37355459
Don't give me feels, mang
>>37356047
Greentext or it didnt happen
>>37355681
You're both trash.
>>37356143
>"fuck me like my daddy used to"
>>37355438
>stop it, uncle
>>37355438
"Hit me again"
"My husband has never fucked me this well"
"Hold me down, I want to struggle and fail"
"Choke me"
"Harder"
And the list goes on. All the women I've been with have loved a mix of rough/dominant/sometimes violent sex where they can truly feel submissive and helpless with tenderness, emotion and safety. One of the best bits was spanking and choking the married slut while fucking her from behind and whispering what a dirty slut she was, that her husband could come home and find us at any moment, how I'd fill her up so she'd drip through her panties after I was done with her and so on.
Great fun.
>>37355438
>It's so BIG
It's not really
>You're gonna kill me
>I don't care. Cum inside me! It's not like he'd be able to tell the kid isn't his anyway!
>>37356279
>I'd fill her up so she'd drip through her panties after I was done with her
This is my fetish.
>you make me feel so full
yeah nothing crazy
>you are not very good at this..
it was my first time
>>37356319
>you make me feel like a natural woman
>>37356291
That's something I'd want to hear
How about the only thing I've heard in bed with girls?
>not tonight, sorry
>>37356365
git gud
>>37356365
confirmed for white
>>37356012
are you the kind of guy that asks
"can i kiss you" before kissing a girl?
When you have intimate relations does it feel like when you visited santa at the mall when you were a child?
>what do you want fella
>i want a blowie and a train and maybe a dildo
>were you a good boy?
>sure santa! Is there anything you want?
>bend me over
>wew
>>37356339
What did you do wrong?
>>37356389
>tfw mullato BBC nigga
Ayyy jdimsa
>>37356393
what am i reading
>>37355467
All you gotta do to fix this is get into a different position. Try doggy, or have her lay down on her side and cone from the back.
>"Jesus fuck, every time you go all the way it feels like my eyes are going to pop out, but in the best way."
>"You do it better than I do it to myself."
Also had a girl come so hard from me going down on her she passed out.
Scared the shit out of me, I thought I'd killed her.
>>37356408
I was very drunk, tired and since I was a 24 years old virgin not really good at creating hot atmosphere.
We were in a Korean motel and I guess I took to long to start things and that's what she said. After that I started eating her pussy and when I tried to pentrate her my dick wasn't hard enough so after like 10 minutes we stopped. Never seen her anymore, she was not Korean btw.
/blog
>>37356319
>"I love the way you fill me up."
>Bites my ear.
>"And how it hurts just a little bit."
>>37356453
>Drunk
>First fuck
Wew lad what could go wrong
>HAHAHAHHA
apparently it was her first orgasm in awhile she said
>>37355438
Some club sloot I was fucking called me by her dead brother's name. I did cum as soon as she said it, so it kinda made me feel weird.
lol I was supposed to go get donuts with her the next morning, but I just ended up bailing on her as soon as she went to sleep.
but w/e her pussy was still 10/10
>>37356492
Kek
>>37356494
this body is really nice. mind if i save it?
>>37356291
holy shit
>>37356507
tis all yours my dear friend
;D
>>37356245
>aborting is degenerate! every life matters!
kys
>>37356492
This isn't how you're supposed to do it? How am I ever gonna get laid then?
>>37356537
You first
>>37356492
Most first fucks are drunk
Especially so with us autismos
I dated a high test solid 7 for a few months when I lived in DC. Best sex I ever had.
>oh baby fucking beat that pussy
>yeah fucking shoot that wad inside me
>fucking cum for me baby yeah
>this pussy's all yours daddy
>shoot it all inside me
>oh yeah every last drop
>mmm gimme that nut baby
>oh yeah get it from the back
>fucking pound that pussy baby
>shoot it raw in my pussy baby
>fill me up with your nut
It was awesome. I only ever saw her Friday and Saturday nights after I was done drinking with the boys, then I'd stick dick to her gash from 2AM until 6. Not all at once, but I glazed every bit of her body with a wad, and she asked me to.
>>37356492
It's not like I had much opportunities till then but considering the girly was 5/10 at best and I never saw her again it didn't strike me too hard.
Atleast now I know a lot of things that I should do and that I shouldn't.
>Shhhhhhhhhh you might wake anon
>>37356291
you two are some very ,very bad people
i don't think any amount of prayer will ever save you.
>>37356571
LOL
holy shit dude this was pure fucking cringe.
like you're trying way too hard to make /fit/ like you.
Nothing
Because I accidentally choked her unconscious. She woke up and burst out laughing
>>37356622
she sounds nice desu
>"kill me!"
No dark context. She was just really enjoying it
>>37356571
>actually wanting a girl to talk like that
Gross breh. When chicks talk too much I flip em on their stomach and push their face into a pillow so they shut the fuck up
>>37356633
Yea she was fun. Fwb for a couple years. She wanted to date the whole time but I didnt want to be tied down, unlike her
>>37356660
you sound like a great guy
>DESTROYYY this pussy daddy
I would've laughed if I wasn't so turned on
>'you have no idea how hit you make me'
And
>'I know you want me'
I never got to fuck her though
One other girl told me she was blown away by how I ate her pussy, apparently it was her first orgasm from oral.
Another girl just straight up put my hands on her neck and told me to squeeze, I realized how much I live choking, came super hard. Too bad my current gf is very vanilla.
>>37355660
Spurdo pls
>>37355459
Underrated post
>>37356682
Thanks
A freak I was hitting every time she was in town. Would send me pictures of her wear her younger sisters underwear. Said stuff like:
>"I want you to fuck me, then my sister and cum insider her"
Best sex with her for real, and her head game was outta control.
>>37356660
>I didn't want to be tied down
>unlike her
>"I have chlamydia"
>mid fuck
>I was smashed and figured I was already exposed to it
Finished normally, visited the doctor the next day and never spoke to her again.
"Ooooooh, Papi Chulo, you're soooooo deep"
>tfw she left you and you still think about her
Well, shit
find you a lady who needs a ball gag to get off jfc
>>37356020
>tell me what it feels like
Like throwing a sausage down a damp alleyway, what do you think, bitch
>>37356571
So what's it like knowing you slept with a nigger?
>if you don't stop fucking me like you're a little bitch, I'm gonna turn you around and fuck you like a little bitch.
She had a strap on in the corner of her room, so she meant it.
i seriously love insane girls
whoever said dont stick your dick in crazy is fucking stupid. i was with normal girls for awhile and then i started banging ones that were fucked in the head and its infinitely better
the latest one will scratch me or bite me on the neck til she draws blood and then run away so i chase her down and when i catch her shell look up at me and tell me to punish her for being a bad girl
she calls me daddy too which i guess i can get into cuz she cums in a heartbeat when i say any thing like "good girl" or "daddys little girl"
>>37355461
I wish a twink would say that to me. That'd make my dick grow three sizes.
>omg you're big
tfw dicklet
>>37356943
I need me one of those
>>37355587
underrated
>>37355459
I didn't come here to feel dammit
>>37355438
>you're a fucking caveman
>slap my face with your dick
>hurt me
>i live it when your glans hits my cervix
>fill me up with you're milk
For the record, I lost my virginity this year at 24. Feels good
She was bent over doggy style and I was teasing her with the tip of my dick and she said
>just fuck my shit up pha m
>>37357060
>I love it when your glans hits my cervix
Are you having sex with autists
>>37356943
false, the better thing is to degenerate normie girls.
just do some BDSM shit with some crazy girls, learn a trick or two, and then, return to normies and slowly turn them into freaks, it feels like defloring them a second time, when they're all pure, don't even thought about violent sex or being choked, but deep down they want to submit to you and you to do every kind of dirty shit to them, works especially on younger girls, who have fucking tight bodies and vagina and are willing to submit to the sexual pervert that you became over the years.
shit's exciting as you can't imagine
>>37357072
Nah he's just lying
I was eating out this one chicks ass and pussy and she said
>yeahh eat that booty like groceries
I asked her what aisle at the grocery store
That feel when you're reading this thread and have been on no fap and wont be seeing your girl for another week
>>37357060
>I like it when your glans hits my cervix
>>37356438
>passed out
Share technique pls
>>37357072
or gynecologists ?
>>37355438
>oh baby you're so big!
It's crazy because I most certainly am not.
>>37357112
Push really hard on the clit so you overstimulate it and it becomes painful. Then when she passes out from the pain you can lie about it on Macedonian olive oils imageboards
>>37357072
It does sound weird desu, maybe sounds more natural in my language
>>37356571
>OH YEAH M8 SLAM ME VAG GOOD, FUCKING MINT GEEZER, MULLER MY GASH LIKE I'M A PAKI IN A PUB FULL OF MILWALL SUPPORTERS
>One night stand with a girl from school
>She's on top, cowgirl
>With a straight face and completely regular tone of voice says "wanna fuck me from behind"
>diamonds
A girl had a seizure in bed a couple hours after we banged. I like to think I fucked her so good it caused a seizure but in reality she was on meds that lowered her seizure tolerance or some bullshit.
>>37355467
>"Can you go deeper?"
Birch my dick is fucking 8x6 inches and you are a 5 foot 100lbs Asian what the fuck
>>37355582
What the fuck lel
>>37357181
it means can you go harder.
fun fact, women are stupid and will think you have a bigger and longer dick if you pound them hard
>We should get my sister in here. I haven't tag teamed with her in a while, and I think you're man enough to handle it.
>>37356067
Breh have you ever fucked a Chinese girl?
>>37355840
I need to know more about her
>>37355582
lmao jesus
>>37357073
This . I got into BDSM with a crazy, best sex if my life but in the end the drama was too much. Pretty much all girls are into some form of BDSM you just gotta show them.
>>37357222
Did you do it?
Brehs how can I smash if I live with my parents?
Help a /fit/ virgin here
First time, nervously getting a blowjob, she suddenly stop and looks at me intensly and says: Dont blow on me son
>>37357287
Go to ther place
Do it in the car
Do it at parties
>pull out of vagoo and slap engorged tip against butthole*
>"What are you doing?"
>"N-nothing..."
>thrust back in vagoo and she lets out an amazing moan
>>37357287
I live with my parents, they don't care
Either that or go to the girls hosue
>>37356279
>"My husband has never fucked me this well"
This desu. Hooked up with a cougar last night and I was driving her wild. She kept belittling her cuck husband.
Makes me nervous if I ever get married...
>>37357287
Find a lookout and bang in a car
>>37357160
>MULLER MY GASH LIKE I'M A PAKI IN A PUB FULL OF MILWALL SUPPORTERS
KEK M8
>>37357322
>putting a tip on butthole
thats brave
>>37357329
I fucked a woman when her husband was in the hospital getting chemo. Sex was really good and it's been almost a year ago but I wish I'd never done it to be honest. Only ever fucked once.
>"at first I thought you were just really bad, but then I realised you kept stopping just as I was about to climax....that's so fucking hot"
I was just stopping so I didn't cum because hnnnggg that 5'3" 40kg pussy was TIGHT
All these cheating wives, Jesus Christ. Are these guys all ultracucks or are they poor average joes? I'm really nervous to ever get married now.
>>37357158
>Push really hard on the clit so you overstimulate it
>overstimulate a clit
>a clitoris is a mechanical structure
How many years away are you from wizard status?
>>37355488
This pic seems related
>>37357367
Just never leave you're wife alone for more then a week. Ask any military fag, chances are they've fucked someone's wife while the husband was on deployment or their wife has been fucked while they were deployed.
>>37357226
>7 inch dick, dom guy here
>fucked 5 asian girls, none screamed like they do in porn
That's a myth.
But, the loudest are chubby blonds, prove me wrong
>>37357392
>>37357367
It's really common brah, not so much in 20's when everything is still fine but from mid 30's on they'll all want a side piece. Literally no reason to get married
>>37357408
Had two chubby blondes quiet as shit.
Had 3 screaming asians and one normal asian
>>37357088
Were you banging a nigger?
>>37357408
>also 7" dick
>had Japanese GF
>the noises she made were just like Japanese porn
It took me a while to not be totally bothered by it.
>>37357287
i fuck while my parents are at home all the time, dont even lock the door, pretty sure they can hear it too
>>37357364
>at first I thought you were really bad
topjej
>>37357334
>bang in a car
Do girls like that?
>>37357367
never marry
>>37355459
nice
>>37357367
Most people don't actually care about the person they're married to and are with their partner for the kids sake.
Also I don't know about you guys but when I was a kid and we'd be on summer break I'd always notice cars for people in the neighborhood during the day time that didn't live in our neighborhood. And itd be like the same cars every other day or once a week. They'd never be there when the men weren't there and they were never there on the weekends when everyone was doing things like yard work and a lot of people were off work and at home. In high school, when I finally saw with my own eyes one of the wives kissing a man in her driveway, it clicked that those were the homes where the wife was cheating. There were like 7 different houses this shit was happening at.
>>37357073
>>37357280
I noticed that a good majority of women are into rough/choking sex.
Why is that? Is it because it demonstrates your physical fitness or do they all just have rape fantasies?
>>37357449
well idk about japanese, for me it was
>vietnamese
>korean
>another vietnamese
>chinese
>another chinese
chinese were the loudest, but nothing like crazy screaming
>>37357475
the situation they like.
it's unpractical as fuck
>>37357362
Oh dude that is fukt but hey you live you learn right :^)
>>37357364
>"at first I thought you were just really bad,
no i was just pretending
>>37355840
ive fucked her
>>37357507
I don't think it has anything to do with "rape"
on the contrary, it's willful submission.
it's more of a domination thing, they want the guy they admire to say "now shut the fuck up and bend over", not the average joe
>>37357367
I'll never understand why a man would want to be married. I guess it had roots in the same place where women get the idea they gotta get pregnant. I suppose it's a biological issue. Still retarded.
>>37357537
Same
>>37355438
>listening to women ever
>>37355438
I once dated a girl that told me the thought of me killing her made her fucking horny. Probably the craziest, I choked her to near passing out a few times but I always quit cuz I was worried I'd really hurt her, she would make fucking sexy sounds and never tell me when to stop.
Another girl once talked like we were in a porno, she once said I love it when you fuck me with your horsecock, and also that she wanted me to fuck her so hard that when I leave her house the next day she couldnt walk me to the train station, amongst other wild thing. I still dont know if it turns me on or not, it just confuses me.
There was a third girl who likes to get raped (not real raped) and she watched snuff porn she said, but she didnt talk dirty much, she was just open about it.
>>37356438
Ah, the old sleeping beauty. It happens with my wife on occasion. Scares the Shit out of me every single time.
>>37357367
It's not just wives who cheat. Damn near everyone cheats. Boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, husbands.
I'm not sure I understand why people get married or even get into serious relationship. I've seen good relationships go south in the blink of an eye.
>>37357475
Yeah. My gf actually begs me to do this because she likes the idea of risking getting caught.
>>37357510
It wasn't crazy screaming, it was that whiny moaning with each thrust.
Can we also commiserate about only being able to do a couple positions because the others were too deep / painful?
>>37355438
>piss on my face
>[Ignition Remix intensifies in the background]
>>37357392
>But I'll take your virginity, mum!
>>37357542
>it's more of a domination thing, they want the guy they admire to say "now shut the fuck up and bend over", not the average joe
But why? Why not the guy they admire softly complimenting them and them having gentle sex.
Basically idk why most women like to get dominated
>>37357503
>watching the houses in the neighborhood to see who comes in and out when they're not supposed to be there
I might start doing this. My window faces down the street so why the fuck not. Hopefully I'll be able to blackmail a MILF.
>It's so big
It's average
>>37357586
How do you build up to it?
At home it's easy, movies>drinks>couch/bed etc but with a car?
>>37357160
I suspect this post has sadly gone to waste on the wrong audience here
also I apologise in advance for the inevitable accusations of samefagging
>>37355438
Instead of craziest shit ever said one girl basically had her eyes roll back as I fucked her. Felt good man
>>37357641
You don't fuck her for about a week and let the sexual tension build. Odds are she'll probably be the one to touch you first if you're in a secluded area, like a backroad.
>>37357367
If a female is dissatisfied with her SO to a certain extent they will seek other dudes. Met a friend of a friend who had a bf for almost 4 years. And after meeting her only twice she told me all these things she was feeling and that Im so much better then him and blah blah can we see each other again? I literally moved away for Uni the next day it was strange.
>>37357572
>Open to reenacting snuff films
Pls post pic of her I need this in my life.
>>37357620
evolutionary psychology
>>37357620
Because if they didn't enjoy it on some level, things would have been a lot more difficult for mankind's ancestors.
>>37357537
sophie her, can confirm, i did big cums
>>37357594
hmmm, no didn't have that problem of too deep/painful, all of them were submissive and liked the fact of having their cervix pounded hard and i guess they kind of enjoyed the pain.
but, you will confirm that i guess, NONE were into anal, and i tried tho, really tried
>>37357181
tell her " smaller tighter vagina next time baby" then look at her as she gets all confused about her grand canyon pussy
>can I eat you?
last friday, italians man baka
>fuck me hard like last time
it was my first time fucking her.
random tinder chick.
>>37356537
Why don't you help me, murderer.
>>37357668
>You don't fuck her for about a week
What if you've never fucked her
>>37355438
>you are definitely having sex with me and not imagining this
From girl who kept saying no...I don't wanna have sex ect.
When we finally did have sex she bit and scratched the fuck out of me And legit yelled
>I want you to pull out and come all over me
Current gf says stuff like
>You're so big
>Hnnng you're so sexy
Slaps my ass. Fondles my gainz...
Also - I like her squeezing the fuck out of my balls. Till it hurts. If she ever fucks another guy he is in for a rude awakening. Cause I trained her to do that.
>>37357788
Git gud
Anyone have the greentext where the girl says shit like
Nice technique
You are so good im almost there
You can do it
Basically the girl was givibg motivational advice
My last girlfriend said my balls were huge (they are, my package is like 80% balls and 20% dick), and also that my mushroom cap was shiny, which I hadn't noticed until then.
>tfw your gf rides you cowgirl and reaches back and massages your balls until you cream pie her
>>37355438
>do you even lift, you fucking manlet
;_;
>>37355438
Nothing crazy, desu, but I've had some weird moments.
>Plowing girl I met on Tinder for a second time in one night
>After a few minutes she asks me what my fetishes are
>None of my fetishes involve sex acts
>My biggest fetish is [spoiler]interracial porn[/spoiler]
>My fucking face when
>Start pounding her like a fucking jackhammer just to get off the subject
Not my finest fifteen minutes
>>37356185
Virgin detected.
>>37357372
>the irony
have you never gone down on a girl and gone straight for the clit without warming her up first?
>>37357683
Nah man I thought about it but I wont, she is really fucking hot and her pics would absolutely wind up in rotation if I did. Ill describe a few other things about her cuz you seem curious though. She was a skinny girl who had blond hair dyed dark brown, was a cutter and an ex scene chick when I met her, she also has 9 tattoos, 3 on her right arm, one in her neck, 3 on her left arm, one on her chest and one on her foot - though Im sure she has more now. She preferred calling sex rape, getting fucked as hard as I could do her and she was crazy into positions. When she got drunk she'd start to hump me sometimes and always blow me in public places. She told me the time she realized she was into rape was when she was watching a movie with her mom when she was six and saw a scene where a girl gets raped and it turned her on.
Random fun fact: she got so sexually frustrated at one point when she was 16 she tried inserting a frozen banana and a bottle of shampoo in her vagina.
"Anon I'm going to shit!"
And then immediately shit. I'm still afraid of buttholes :(
>>37355438
>My turn to go from behind
>>37357060
>fill me up with you're milk
>you are milk
>are milk
>are
fuck dude
>I'll be a good girl if you cum inside of me daddy.
Needless to say, that didn't last longer than one night. Don't stick your dicks in crazy. Or at least don't hang around it afterward.
>>37357160
Ever had a girl on top fuck you, and come down too hard and make your dick bend because of bad angle?
Shirt hurts and is spooky. Breaking muh dick would be pure horror tier
>>37357475
I drive lyft/uber on weekends because it keeps me from going out on weekends and being a degenerate alcoholic. The extra money is pretty legit and it's helped me with my autismo with being thrusted into social 1 on 1 situations where chicks have zero filter because its just you and them. I've banged 4 chicks in my prius with no tints. Some chicks like the possibility of being caught or they're just desperate as fuck. I'm not talking landwhales either.
>>37355472
>>37358111
kek any stories?
>>37357994
Its all good senpai but that is pretty crazy figuratively and literally speaking. Thats kinda what happened to me I was young and saw some movie where it was casual sex and then this dude ends up raping the chick. Obviously I didnt know it was rape or that the woman wasnt enjoying it but it was like whoa that is hot and to this day only certain things get me off especially with women with pale skin and black hair. You sure she wasnt abused? Had a friend who worked with some dude who dated my female friends mom and she made him do all this crazy shit to get her off. Face fuck, anal, forced, it was like a chore to get her off. Turned out she was abused alot when she was young. Sad as fuck but that made me diamonds.
>>37357721
Yeah, she REALLY didn't dig it when I reached down to rub the area right behind her vag while plowing her. She was so tight that I didn't really care about anal.
To stay on topic, she did say things to me. In Japanese, so it was probably pretty fucked up.
>>37358063
>>37358038 here.
>Be 20, get my own apartment instead of just a dorm room.
>Meet up with girl from Facebook
>Semi-goth, 7/10 "weird" chick
>Her friend lives down the block, so she just walked over from there
>Start talking, getting comfortable on my crappy free couch
>She ends up tugging me down on top of her
>Great make out session, taste some alcohol but fuck it, she seems real lucid
>End up in my bedroom
>Jump straight to crazy, almost violent "I probably have daddy issues" sex
>We change positions to doggy style
>As soon as I put it in the pink, "ANON I AM GOING TO SHIT"
>She shits
>Dick dodges loaf sized megaturd by mere inches
>She panics, pushes me off the bed, wraps the turd up IN MY SHEETS
>"ANON DO NOT OPEN THESE SHEETS"
>Tell her she needs to go
>Yells at me for fifteen minutes before leaving
Turns out she was on an insane zanex, tab, ritalin, and vodka cocktail. I now treat buttholes like loaded guns.
>>37358103
Fuck girls who lean backwards as they do the cowgirl, as if that's sexy, this shit is going to break my dick one day
>mmmf
This shit right here is why ball gags exist
>>37358103
This happened with a fatty. I was fucking terrified. It partially slipped out and her 230lbs slammed down bending my fully erect benus which just sent a shock signal straight to my brain and then I had to shout stop like 8 times and push her off to examine my cock.
Everything was fine and I went back to fucking her.
But the blood chamber things bursting is a thing, always be wary.
>>37358198
Holy poo
>trust no one
>even your own butthole
>>37357367
very cute catto
>>37358198
what did she yell about to you about senpaitachi
>>37358239
>having sex with 230lbs animal
you deserve death
>>37355438
>"god it's like I'm being fucked by a truck"
>"fill me like a turkey hon"
>"STOP I DON'T WANT TO CUM ALREADY" *while giving her the old lickaroo*
>"I want to marry your dick"
>"fuck I'm not used to this my bf isn't so big"
>do you like it? *girl grabbing my balls and dick and shacking it as if it was some sort of maracas*
>I want you to get me pregnant
>I want a family with you
>cum inside me and give me a child
I was drunk, so I did it. She didn't get pregnant.
>tfw turns out she was cheating on me for the entire 5 months we were together.
>>37358277
That if I told anyone she shit she would say I raped her. Then something about not knowing how to get home. Then something about stealing her purse, which was hung on the doorknob right by here. Then manic crying. This is all while putting her clothes on (she never cleaned her ass btw).
Jokes on her, I told everyone she shit in my bed.
>>37357392
worst thing about having a weeb of a girlfriend
wish she didnt scream out these phrases so much
>be me in college
>on the escalator on like the 6th floor going down to ground
>make strong eye contact with a girl who was on the escalator above me but who was also going down
>she walks faster and stops like right behind me
>feel she is behind me
>I get to the ground floor and walk to another part of school to meet my friend
>look back once and see she is walking right behind me (I dismiss it as coincidence, not following me)
>I sit down in the other part of school to wait for my friend
>she stops and stands directly in front of where I am sitting as if she is waiting for someone as well
>I go up and talk to her get her number as she was obviously desperate for it and arrange a date
As you can tell she was a thirsty slut.
So anyway she turns up for date wearing an unbelivably slutty black dress. We have a few drinks then I take her back to my place. I've always been dominant and I start to throw her around as I could tell she would be in to it. I slap her face and she asks me to do it harder. She also put her hands on my shoulders and said "you're so strong", was a nice ego boost.
Anyway I am fucking her reverse cowgirl and then I push her off me, and move her into doggystyle position and slap her ass. And it was then when she said it.
>"fuck me doggy daddy"
On the first time we had sex. I had met this girl on the Tuesday and this was only Thursday, two days after we met. I kind of stopped for a second, and she said to me "too soon?". Some fucked up shit, these hoes be crazy these days.
>>37355438
>fucking girl who I know has severe daddy issues, divorced parents, no attention etc.
>prone boning her real hard
>she's entering that orgasmic state they go into, shaking, breathing heavily etc.
>suddenly she stars whimpering "fuck me daddy, fuck me daddy"
>but daddy has no playful or sexual connotations in my language
>so it's more like her going "father, fuck me father"
>she starts orgasming and contracting strongly
>lets out really loud "FATHER I LOVE YOU"'s
>we fuck for 1 more hour, I get ready to leave
>I think she's asleep, pull the covers over her
>she turns to me and notices I still have a boner
>she calls it a "compassionate, fatherly boner"
>I turn 360 degrees and NOPE the fuck out of there
>>37355568
>>37355591
>>37355637
>>37355958
>>37356143
Do all girls get fucked by their fathers or what?
>>37356143
Hot
>>37358351
>jokes on her
I mean at least her bed is clean
how much flak did she get for it?
>>37356835
did you fuck her sister tho? greentext this shit anon ffs
>>37355438
cum in me i never let my boyfriend finish inside.
watching that load drip out while she walked to the restroom was pretty hot.
>>37355438
>Let me go!
>Who the fuck are you?!
