ITT: MINORITIES IN THE GYM STORIES
I'll start with a classy one: the indian
>warming up on treadmill
>indian guy clothed in jeans and sweatshirt enters gym
>doesn't enter the changing room
>walks right into the 'mens section'
>starts working out
>do dips at the end of my workout
>indian guy asks if he can join
>'sure'
>indian guy literally smells like a mix of curry, onions and shit
>do pushups instead
>>37352228
Maybe tell him that he reeks like your moms ass.
He might not know that.
Jesus christ, the indian man in that picture looks like a dark souls merchant
>>37352228
>Rock up to gym, Indian guy comes in at the same time
>Polo shirt (of course) but normal shorts
>No deodorant, stinks like shit
>Immediately gets out his phone and makes a call
>Paces around for 40 minutes
>Goes to the dumbbell section, does 2 sets of 15 curls, then leaves
>>37352228
>Indian guy in gym asks if he can join in
>Sure thing Pajeet
>What? That's not my name. Pajeet is not real name you no
>Oh....sorry
>Pretend like I got a phone call and walk out of the gym
>this guy walks into the gym
>he's brown
>literally not white
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>gym in lower class north england town
>fair number of muslims and blacks
>gym is 100% white
same as all the factories
>>37352967
kek.
>>37352997
I see quite a few who do this. I think they're just there to stare creepily at women.
>>37355013
how is this possible? Do muslims not work out or some shit?
>>37355013
>gym in lower class south england city
>only other white regulars are some german powerlifters
>non english speakers outnumber english speakers by like 5-1
>>37352228
>Pajeet
>"my friend"
>struggle on last reply
>Pajeet asking me if I need service my friend
>pls no
>Pajeet asking if "my friend" is safe and is calling the front desk lunk alarm
Cry ever tiem
>mfw
>>37354980
Butthurt pajeet detected.
>>37355077
they usually have their own gyms where there are no whites from what i've heard, muslims do not integrate well outside of major cities, and i'm not convinced they integrate well there either
>>37355109
Browsing on my phone, thought that was blaha from the thumbnail kek
>>37355130
I bet you said "that our boy Hemingway" before opening the pic
>>37355109
Isn't north london supposed to be more culturally enriched than the south?
>be spanish
>go to gym
I've got a story but desu it's not all that entertaining
>workout at 24 hour fitness
>occasionally see a pack of 3 to 4 Indian guys who workout
>I've labeled them the Sikh Kuntz
>all of them a minimum of 6ft tall
>all of them ranging from what I assume to be 190 to 215 pounds also ranging from 10 to 15% body fat
> one day I come in around 11 PM and I see the leader of the Sikh kuntz
>start a conversation with him, he's very articulate although with a light accent
>talks to me about pyramid workout schemes, and how he does wrestling and rugbee
>smelled normal
Idk about where you guys are from but these guys are all pretty chill, 8/10 would eat curry with them
>>37355185
t. Pajeet Singh.
>>37355171
that guy didn't mention london
>>37355185
>knows their weight, height, even body fat
I'm pretty sure you're one of these Sikh Kuntz yourself Pajeet.
>>37355171
it's a large port city and is cheap to live in making it fodder for migrants. it's where they were going to film immigration street
>>37355185
Sikhs are bro tier, but most of them smell like shit from my experience, you met one who didn't.
>>37355273
I had a sikh neighbor who beat his little child, she was the cutest lil thing and the fucker called her slut, whore etc in public
That was not cool
>>37355117
I used to dis the guy in this pic. But now I wish I was him. 20yo and still having my mom around to bake me a bday cake with all her love. I would tell her how much I love her and how much she means to me. Then I would take her and dad downtown and just walk around remembering all the good times we've had since I can remember. Then we would go back home and sit in the living room watching sitcoms and after that off to bed. I love you mom and dad. I miss you so much.
>>37354917
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>>37355381
How many sikh girls do you know who are sluts?
Nigger in the gym
>has two squat racks full loaded with different weight.
>some girl needs to use them so he takes the weights and just throws the to the ground like a fucking animal.
>He's not even squatting just doing sit ups infront of the rack.
I hate niggers in the gym they are so fucking inconsiderate and always have to have that tough guy nig attitude were they look like they want to rape you or fight you every time in the gym.
>smells like a mix of curry, onions and shit
Why do all Indians smell like this?
This is America. We have running water. We bathe daily here.
>live in the most affluent county in state
>not a single nig nog at gym
>only pajeets and asians do cardio
only 45 bucks a month too, would pay 60 in a heartbeat
>>37352858
shitter's clogged
>>37355422
;_;
>>37355478
their strange, browman methods work anon
>>37355646
And yet you all smell like the big mac I use to wipe away the sweat that has gathered beneath my scrotum.
>>37355211
its /fit/, did you really expect him not to be a faggot?
>work out at only gym in my small town
>not many minorities there
>only one I can think of off the top of my head is the half-black bailiff
>bailiff at town courthouse
>super friendly, super helpful, bought giant fluffy Spider-Man blankets for the holding cells out of pocket because he saw that the dudes waiting in them were shivering
He's just overall a good guy, buuut:
>in jail, hear about guy who jacked off in a police station holding cell and got fined for it
>super horny from not fapping around so many dudes
>decide one day after court waiting in holding cell to jack it
>camera is positioned so if I did it in the corner they can't see me until I go to finish in the toilet(so I don't get fined,) where they also can't see my dick but can tell what I'm doing
>get away with it
>start doing it after every court day just to relieve the stress
>other bailiff, who is white and clearly addicted to painkillers starts razzing me about it one day
>find out that they all know
>get out, don't give it a second thought until one day at the gym I see the bailiff
So on the one hand, I want to thank the guy for keeping my spirits up during a shitty time in my life. On the other hand, he knows I jacked off in the holding cell and I'd prefer that he just forgets I ever existed. As of now I just hope he doesn't notice me or say something.
>A pretty skinny looking black guy (a proper african one) doing pull downs
>120-ish pounds
>15 reps, like nothing
>gym "let's skip every legday" bro's turn
>same weights
>struggles to do 6 reps
>this guy only does upper body and is pretty strong looking
>every
>single
>day
>>37356293
so the skinny black guy is stronger than you both but u take the piss out of his routine
>>37355446
How is that alpha? He was literally so embarrassed that he pretended to get a phonecall so that he had an appropriate and inoffensive reason to leave a situation that he made himself feel uncomfortable in.
>>37355422
Yeah but look how ugly and twinky he is at 20 years old. His upbringing was a complete failure and it shows lol
>>37356367
Do you not know how to fucking read?
>>37356202
Why were you in jail?
>nigger at my gym
>looks a bit like DMX
>does this walk where it looks like he has a limp, I think its called the "pimp roll"
>see this nigger later wear a black power shirt, even though blacks have no little power and have accomplished absolutely nothing in their history
>mfw he probably thinks WE WUZ KANGZ
>>37355077
Have you ever actually seen a fit Muslim, senpai?
They don't have the strength of character to train hard. Pair that with their skinnyfat genetics and they all look like shit.
>>37356562
I fucked your mum in the arse too hard.
My university classes have a shitton of them, and they all smell the same. Kind of like a mix of indian restaurant and gasoline.
It can't just be from a lack of hygiene, it's like the entire race shares that disgusting smell.
Why do southern middle-easterners smell like that all the time?
Is deodorant forbidden by their religions?
>>37356668
but Carver didn't invent peanut butter.....
>>37356562
I'm black so it had to happen at some point.
>>37355720
>45 bucks a month
>tfw u live in a slav country and u pay like 5 bucks a month for gym
>>37357282
>tfw u live in an arab country and the too-fucking-expensive-can't-pay-for-this-shit gyms are like 15 bucks.
But I still pay for it every month. ;_;
>>37352228
>whites are in the back
I hate this forced politically correct shit
>>37357469
Lolwut it's like 400 ryials here, equivalent to around $100 a month. Pretty shitty gym too, no power rack. Only Smith machine..
>>37355381
In the third world it's normal to beat the shit out of your children, so don't judge. She wants to be corrected.
>>37355124
Muslims don't integrate at all, they only live in ghettos
t. Sweden
>>37355631
>they look like they want to rape you or fight you every time in the gym.
And you back down everything and let them run the gym. Beta as fuck.
>>37352228
Since when does curry smell bad? Have you ever eaten curry? 100% white here.
>>37352858
shitter's clogged
>>37357560
Burgers taste good but I don't want to work out next to a guy who reeks of it like a McDonald's Fry cook after a 12 hour shift. What is wrong with you?
>>37357528
That's not very progressive of you to say anon. Didn't you know that Sweden isn't for native swedes? Or are you racist?
>>37357282
yeah, you also have a 200 bucks a month salary.
>>37357663
>this is what trailer trash really believe
>>37356079
Shit shattered pajeet detected.
Learn to bathe.
>>37352967
Kekkedy
>>37357523
>In the third world it's normal to beat the shit out of your children, so don't judge. She wants to be corrected.
>In the third world
>She wants to be corrected.
SHE WAS BORN HERE, IN ENGLAND.
>>37357891
Exactly its a third world colony for the welfare tourists.
>>37355185
Were they Sikh or Hindu? Trust me, there's a difference.
>>37357912
THIS. London can now be considered part of the Middle East thanks to the faggot sandnigger we've got as mayor. Fuck all non-whites.
>>37357939
there is no difference Pajeet. You are all Punjabi nonetheless and you all stink like curry, onions, and sweat, you have to go back.
>live in Midwest
>literally all white
>all the rednecks are too busy mudding and drinking themselves stupid to lift
>>37357961
Sikhs are bro-tier what are you talking about.
>>37352228
>white person does dumb retarded shit in gym or public place, as many other similar whites have
>it's his own fault, and judged as an invidual, and not at all attributed to his race
>brown/non-white person does anything at all disagreeable
>it's summarily attributed to their race, creed, culture, and heritage without a second thought
Okay.
>>37357961
Spotted the non Sikh pajeet
>>37358044
>White person in asian/ middle eastern country does something retarded
>Lol, white people are so stupid
Get off your high horse.
>>37357975
>>37358044
>>37358050
I'm white you fucking faggot. I'm not one of you poos-in the loos.
>Sikhs are bro-tier
>Sikh detected
Let me guess? You live in Canada and your last name is Singh? Fucking curry smelling poo in the loo.
>>37358044
>>>/tumblr/
>>37358075
White people who complain about race are nearly always pathetic losers. It's like the only positive attribute they can think of for themselves is the one thing they have no control over, it's pathetic.
I'm a white guy and my life is so fucking easy compared to some people that I know, and me being white is a huge part of it.
>>37358127
t. Carl the Cuck.
>>37358144
>implying more than half of /fit/ doesn't visit /pol/
wew lad.
>>37358142
My life is better than yours breh
>greek living in greece
everybody comes to the gym to do bench press and curls.
the rest are albanians who also do calf raises.
>>37358115
Holy shit did a pajeet shit on your street? What's got your panties in a bunch?
>>37356448
>what is a joke
It's like you're stupid.
>>37358127
YOURE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>37358124
>>37358115
You people are pathetic. It's literally just like watch the mentally disabled thirty year old with his mom screaming at the grocery store. He could never possibly understand why his logic and public tantrum isn't a logical course of action.
>ur just a poopy stinky person!!!!!
Can't you not think of anything better to say than that same shut over and over again? Even if I was Indian it wouldn't mean you aren't obessed with third grade level logic.
>>37358203
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>37357891
Excuse me, that kind of nationalist tubthumping is considered offensive. Please write "E**land" from now on to avoid upsetting marginalised and historically oppressed minorities.
>>37358154
You finally got a toilet? No more shitting in designated streets?
>>37358221
>E**land
britbongistan
>>37358235
I'm white... keep up pal
>>37358127
Go to Zimbabwe and tell us how privileged you are.
>>37358248
Sure you are, Mr. Singh.
>>37358203
>being this mad
Looks like I hit the nail right on the head Pajeet.
>>37358251
You don't live in zimbabwe retard
>>37356895
It's the food they eat. alliums in the food stay in the body and you can smell them in sweat.
White guy here. You guys really need to look at the difference between Sikhs and Hindus and Jainists. Sikhs are definitely bro-tier, I've never met one who I didn't like. I can't say the same about Hindus or Pakis though.
>tfw asian girls line up to have sex with you because you're white and have good hygeine and don't look like a cretin
That's literally all it takes folks
>>37358296
also Sikhs don't smell only Hindus.
>>37358276
Cooking their food contributes as well. You don't ventilate the kitchen right and you can see how that goes.
>>37358302
you can keep them bro. They probably just want you for a green card.
I'll stick to my god-tier White women while you can fuck all the poos in the loos you want.
>>37355077
>>37355124
>>37356738
Yeah its not a race you dumb cucks. As a /fit/ Arab, I can say that plenty of us channel our inner douchebag into lifting to intimidate white bois and fuck grills.
>>37358319
>intimidate white bois and fuck goats.
FTFY
>>37358317
I mean same goes for white women. My point is that if you're white and can't find a gf, then you're well below average.
>>37356895
>Why do southern middle-easterners
>southern middle-eastern
The middle-east's most eastern point is the Iranian border.
>>37358330
>goats
>Goyim Only (And Trans-Sexuals)
Yes, goats.
>>37357970
I'm moving to wisconsin soon, part of me wishes for this so I never have to wait for a rack.
Then again, i'd rather not live surrounded by hicks
>>37355646
>>37352228
>>37352997
>>37354917
Has to do with cultural upbringing and failure to assimilate into western world. A lot of pajeet tier indjuns are immigrants or first generation in America/UK. Usually they come from poor backgrounds or low middle class. Because of this they have this weird ego/elitism to them. Makes absolutely no sense but as a result they lack any and all situational awareness about themselves as they deem everyone beneath them. Think of all the browns you know and this is the general attitude. The parents don't know to raise them better because they came from shit backgrounds. In my experience the ones that are decent and don't smell bad are the ones that dont partake in religion or indian culture. Which is a very small minority. This is only part of the problem though. The environment you're exposed to makes a huge difference. Most Indians live in their own corner and only associate with other Indians because this is what they're taught. Think a constant circle jerk of shitty personality, closed mindedness and hygiene. The few that I know aren't shit stains on society are the ones that are exposed to diversity and actually try to assimilate into western culture, not mix it, not fake it, actually try to be American/English.
>>37354917
Pajeet isnt a name
Indians say paaji to each other like you would 'sir' unless you emphasized the t he wouldn't care
>>37358144
>>/lgbt/
>>37358115
>He would rather have Muslims than the world's model minority
>>37358508
>lel ur gay xD
>be mexican
>chit chat with boricua receptionistbro
>brofist another Rican
>do my workout
>leave
such is life in the east coast
>>37358296
Sikhs-bros, used to play yugioh with them
Hindus-wont hesitate you use you/backstabbers
Jainists-Can out Jew a Jew
>>37358550
Are you mexican or puerto rican?
>>37358244
Britbongistan is of course preferable, but some of the older "indigenous" population like to use the traditional name. Don't worry, it's being phased out along with feet and inches, Christianity, national pride, and all those other embarrassing artefacts of our former colonial history.
>>37358559
that's the fun part
>>37358272
You don't live in Asia either but that didn't stop you piping up like an anally pained sjw cuck
>>37355422
holy shit what
>>37358583
Asian people live in places other than asia. You'll probably meet some when you get to high school.
>>37356562
Assault with a deadly weapon. I'd prefer not to go into it but it only happened because I was severely mentally ill at the time, been doing much better now and am vigilant about preventing myself from ever getting that bad again.
>>37358550
>brofist
>>37357856
To us eastern Asians, white people smell like old, sweaty bread
Just sayin
>>37358799
There's an older Chinese guy at my office who eats like 6 slices of dry toast for lunch every day. Is that normal?
>>37357939
I assume they were Sikhs because they had these iron/silver type wristbands, however I could be wrong
>>37358838
Were their heads covered? Not all sikhs wear head covers outside of temple, but a lot of them do.
>>37358431
i'd rather live around good ole boys and rednecks than a culturally diverse and enriched area.
>>37358857
their heads were uncovered, however I think they all did have metallic wrist bands, who knows, but they're chill dudes
>>37358838
They were Sikhs bro they were wearing a kharra - the iron bracelet
>>37358524
i'd vote for Japanese to be the model minority.
>Apartheid era: Japanese are 'honorary white'
>Nazi Germany: allied with the fucking Japanese.
plus they seem to integrate pretty well, don't riot in the streets, have manners, and do well in school/business.
God I fuckin hate Poos in the loos in all their form. Why can't we just nuke them all? such a fuckin disgusting race
>>37358935
That's retarded m8
>>37358838
Yeah, they're sikhs
>>37358982
>>37357970
>Midwest
>not packed with Hmong and Somalians
Minnesota Nice is going to be the death of us.
>>37355422
wtf man, i was not intending on feeling things today on 4chan fuck you. i love you. i hope you will be okay. fuck you. be strong. fuck.
>>37358524
How about neither Pajeet? I want all-white countries, that's what made Europe great, not the multicultural shit-holes we have now.
>>37358446
So tell me why indian girls , assimilated or not, Are always 100% of the time huge sluts especially for white men? do they have internalized racism just like black women?
>>37359015
>assblasted poo in the loo detected
Why do you faggots have to fuck up a perfectly good thread?
>>37359089
It's because college and their early 20's is the only chance to be promiscuous they will ever get in their entire lives, because after too long their parents will find them some indian guy to marry.
>>37359089
Yes
Why are Sikhs such bros while pajeet from pooinaloo caste are such fuckwits? Doesn't pajeet hate Sikhs because they're not high caste or something? Talk about irony
>>37355273
>sihks are bro tier
I want this meme to die
They are just like everyone else. There a shitheads and normal ones
>>37359200
I only know one punjabi guy and his family were brahmins, which are pretty high in the caste system.
>>37355422
true alpha
>>37359087
pajeet isn't there, ahmed is
>>37359203
see:
>>37359200
I don't know why 4chan has so many Sikhs shilling for themselves. It doesn't matter what board it is there is always some Sikh saying: "Sikhs are bro-tier XD XD XD!!"
It's so fucking obvious that they shill for their own people.
>Sikhs
>bro tier
>as if any white person could tell the difference between any of them
>>37352967
Shit, he does.
>>37355013
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young asian dyels that all go in groups of 5 and just goof around the whole time ended up getting kicked out after the gym owner repeatedly warned them about it. Love my gym
>>37358127
this desu
>>37352228
>go to gym
>see minorities
>theyre here to get fit, just like me
>focus on my workout instead of getting assblasted
why is /fit/ so sensitive
