Mirin stories thread:
lifting since 4 months and getting daily mirins/compliments now
these were all today:
>be in train with mate and 2 girls i never saw before. one of them hot, one a bit ugly
>hot girl asks me and my mate if we are both single
>tell her yes
>a few moments later i gave my mate my wallet to check if i got any money with me
>he says smth like "don't worry, i wont take the condoms out"
>tell him i don't have any in
>hot girl says "he used them all with me"
>later that day she kept holding my hand/arm when she asked me something or wanted me to come
>we walked abit when my mate and the ugly girl talked smth about asses
>the hot girl comes to me and slaps my ass asking if i got any
>she says "oh yea, you got"
>a bit later she told me to pick her up because she didn't feel good
>took her on my back and walked a bit
>unluckily didn't see them anymore today cuz of a retarded situation, also she had no phone
>after a while we met a girl my mate made out with before
>they talk about big arms
>she says "anon got big arms too"
>later she says i look like i'm on juice (lmao, lifting for 4 months active)
>on way home we met some other guy
>tfw he asks me how to get as big arms as me
Literally none of this happened.
>>37346264
>having someone else check if u have money.
Do you really think we're that stupid
>>37346264
there's so many things that scream fake in your story
>>37346264
the delusion
You're stupid OP
>>37346442
>lifting since 4 months
stopped reading, come back in 2 years faggot.
Fix your story and try again tomorrow
the delusion is strong with this one
>lifting for 4 months
>wow your arms are so big
really bro...
>>37346592
>>37346442
>>37346379
>>37346468
>>37346544
>>37346604
guys i don't know why but this is not something that special, it's just typical slut behaviour. i swear to god all of this happened, there is no reason for me to lie on an anonymous japanese fisher forum
something important to add is, that they were all max 16 years old and impressing 16 year olds with noob gains isn't really hard (i'm 18)
>>37346264
post your current body
>>37346641
if you dont have god tier genetics most of your friends wont even realize that you lift after only 4 months
>>37346641
>i swear to god all of this happened
>>37346744
every single one of my mates said that i built muscles and since ~1 month people who don't know me give me compliments about my body
i'm only 5'9'' might be the height
op's story makes me feel bad. I mean I'm not ripped at all and i have a ways to go but i've been lifting for 4 months and i haven't seen nearly as big of a dramatic change in how people see me. did he use steroids or something or am i just doing something wrong
>>37346817
OP's pathetic lying piece of shit who gets his validation from lying to anons
Here's an actual mirin' story from last night since OP is a delusional freaque.
>Been lifting since January
>Make some okay noob gains, but everyone here is fat as shit, so I'm alright by comparison :^)
>Gf left me less than a week ago after 4 years, so I'm in cocoon mode
>Go play laser tag with siblings since we don't get to hang out often
>We all carpool because the place is 30 minutes away
>Sit at table, take a couple shots because night out
>We each go to the counter to buy our wristbands
>Girl behind counter is 7/10 qt. Dancing to whatever pop trash is playing over the speakers
>I go first, and since I'm in a state of not having time for anyone's fuckery, I get my band and go to the table with most of family
>Only person at the counter is brother in law getting his band.
>Takes him just a bit longer to come back, but of course nobody questions it
>He comes back and nudges me, says that I should go for the qt counter girl because she's into me
>Laugh it off because I'm insecure as fuck and tell myself it's the alcohol in him talking
>Decide while we eat we could bowl, so we do that
>Get my shoes first from qt. Realize she's making eye contact and giggling hard as fuck
>Still an insecure faggot, don't read much into it. do nothing
>Have night of fun, and now we're leaving
>Not sure how we got to it in the car, but we start talking about the qt counter girl
>Brother in law tells me that she literally asked if I was single, then when he asked who, she said me
>Biological brother says he wasn't there for that, but did see her staring at me even when she was helping the rest of my family, and some random customer
>Everyone talks about how when I was around she was giggling way more than normal
>Tfw that place is 30 minutes away so if I go now to try to pick her up it would be weird as fuck.
>Heavily considering just going with a group of friends and just talking to her next weekend
Life is suffering. But that was my first mire that wasn't fat.
>>37346264
>he used them all with me"
tell that to Zod's snapped neck
>>37346817
trust me i only gained around 18lbs but most of it pure muscle (i'm very low bf). you can only see that i lift with shirt/no shirt on
>>37346829
if you think so u autistic cunt, there is literally no reason for me to lie but if you never got strong mirins like me then i feel bad for u faggots
>>37346864
OP you seriously need to work on your story. This is legit advice
>>37346791
>5'9"
>Girls mirin
This was ops way of saying his story was fake
>>37346379
fpbp
>>37346264
delet this
>go to bar
>dress shirt, pants, and shoes all fitted because of work and having a sense of style
>haven't been out much at all since lifting, alcohol kills gains but I wanted to enjoy myself this evening
>two black girls argue with my friend over income and political crap
>make a remake to lighten the mood
>suddenly both girls are hitting on me, the ugly one telling me I look like a baller and a boss
>the qt3.14 asks where I work and says she wants to check it out and come see me
>they both leave, the qt saying she wants to see me again soon and to expect it
>I literally did nothing but have a smug grin, smoke vape, laugh at everyone's nonsense, and make one comment
>my friend who was arguing with them has a gf
>she shows up to take him home and thanks me for taking care of him
>they both make implications that they want me to bang her again (swinger couple)
>hug them goodbye and get my arms felt up by his girl and she presses her huge tits against my chest
>go home because work early in the morning
Literally just existing around drunks is all it takes to get a self esteem boost it seems.
>Even in a made up story, OP still doesn't get any
Sounds like /fit/ alright.
this cancer board seems to be even more autistic than /b/ when you think my story is fake
it's probably just 1 virgin posting all the time cuz he never got mired @ before
what is so unbelievable about my story? the girl slapping my ass? her making slutty comments like a lot of girl do around my area? mired at after 4 months training, what's special about that? i got low bodyfat and impressing young girls is srsly not hard
>5'9"
>lifting since 4 months
>girls and guys mirin
>hot chicks literally hitting on him
>mfw
>>37347020
>>37347020
post body you fucking tard, wanna see dem 4 months sickkunt gainz brah
>>37347095
This. C'mon, OP!
>Out walking
>meet a girl I knew in high school and haven't seen in probably 10 years
>I used to be a fat faggot and socially akward
>forced into small talk because society demands it
>"Anon, you've changed a lot since I last saw you. You look amazing now"
>she gives me a wink
>finish up the talk
>continue on my way
The end
I fucking hate small talk. Why even bother when we both know we don't give a single fuck about what the other person is saying.
>tfw people gives me compliments
>tfw I know it doesn't matter, because I'll never please the man in the mirror
>OP would actually go on a New Guinean carpet laying bulletin board to write fanfics of himself
>act defensive and insecure as fuck when called out on his obviously faked story
See a psychiatrist OP.
>be at a local BBQ
>been working for the local park so i'm moving a bunch of benches and tables around, got that bicep/forearm pump
>roll up sleeves a bit to get some sun and avoid farmers tan
>carrying some equipment pass two qt3.14's
>they were talking and as soon as they passed, both said "holy shit"
>looked back and gave a cheeky wink
I I I... think i'm gonna make it guys
>>37347204
actually you guys make me pretty happy because if you don't believe my mirins, then they must've been something pretty special ;) i'm the only guy that knows that it's true
>>37347095
+1
show us what you need to look like to get mires from teenage girls op
>>37347024
>>37346917
I'm 5'10, will hot girls ever mire me?
>>37347294
Post your body first then talk you stupid dumbass lmao. Can't believe this idiot actually expected people to buy his clumsily constructed story
>>37346850
Do it breh you got nothing to loose!
>>37347294
Weren't you with your friend when you were mired?
LMAO
>>37347364
KEK
OP BTFO
>>37346264
Why did you hand your friend your wallet to check if there was money in it? I don't understand. Are you blind?
>>37347409
he got blown by 2 girls and had to finger another 2.
>in locker room
>2 old guys come in
>they talk about stuff
>one of them say something like: i like going to the gym but big guys like him (pointing towards me) intimidate me
>answer that i've just started (i should have said 4 u)
>other guy responds : well you're getting there
>made my day
>mfw i'm 6'2 210 at 15% bf
>>37346264
Ah. I remember my first beer.
>at party last night
>for some reason feeling really confident
>engage chad mode, talking to everyone, cracking jokes
>girls commenting on my height, feeling up my arms a bit, laughing at my shitty jokes, etc
>generally being the most alpha guy there
>flirt up some turkish girl for most of the night
>seems into me but also seems like a bit of a prude so move on to hot sorority girl
>end up kissing her and getting invited to go to the beach with her and her friends
also at some point some other girl pulled me behind a building to make out but I didn't do anything because she was really fucked up and seemed kinda crazy
>Be me, going through mad shit with gf
>At a Halloween party
>Playing beer pong like a God
>We're down to the last cups
>Time to go clutch
>About to take shot
>Hear tipsy girl dressed as a slutty version of Betty from the Flintstones cheer
>I know that it was her, because she ran up, wraps herself around me and takes a picture with me
>She's still hung onto me
>I gently get her off of me and resume playing beer pong
>Girlfriend watches the whole thing
>Get home that night and have the best sex ever.
Got mired, and learned that the dread game is real that night.
>>37346744
I've had a couple girls notice after literally two or three weeks m8 and I'm a 6'1 lanklet with long arms
>>37346850
Do it man. She wants you bad.
>>37346264
>had my friend check my wallet to see how much money i had
Plot device to force joke about condoms
>your story has massive fucking holes
>ended up hanging out with strangers all day
K m8
>>37346850
GO BACK. Say that you left something--her number. Then get her out back in her car and let her massage your thick beautiful cock with her tonsils.
Hold her head down, strong masculine hands entangled in her hair, holding her down.
She squeaks and tries to pull off, but her petite frame is nothing for you to completely overpower. She beats on your thighs with her perfectly manicured, delicate little hands. You force her face further into your musky crotch and angle her down a little. Her eyes bulge wildly as they begin to roll back into her head, face turning red, then dark. Unleash a massive liter of spunk past her esophagus as the light in her eyes burns out.
Bury her body in the desert.
>be me, 6'3", 180lbs
>started lifting 3mo ago
>now 210, nearly pure muscle gains cuz skelly
>at a party, wearing super short frat bro shorts
>rockin my LA Fitness tank
>group of hottest girls at my school (18 senior fag here) all giggling and looking/pointing at me
>stare them down while a down a shot and a beer back to back
>walk over and say "let's play a game: if I can do more push ups than all of you combined, I get one of you for the night. My pick."
>they're all blushing and giggling but agree
>they can only do 29 combined, I rep out 29 then finish the last one off with a one handed push-up
>by now a crowd has formed and everyone is cheering me on
>they all get close to me and touch me and say stupid shit like "omg anon that was so hot"
>I pick a perfect 10/10 brunette girl who goes to the gym more than me
>datass
>smash her upstairs and get her number
>later on about 7-8 other girls give me their numbers
>best night of my life
>wake up in sweaty confusion to my pants around my ankles, cum all over my over-developed quads, my gallon of milk almost out, and scooby doing skateboard squats on my laptop
>fuck you fit
>cousin (15)
>pecks
>solid
And this is why I don't come on this board anymore.
>>37349234
iktfb
>>37346264
That's the worst fucking story I've ever read.
>>373373462
I think I'm getting body dysmorphic disorder
Guys
Is the body in the OP pic a good female body?
Rate it out of 10
>>37348340
>engage chad mode
you're a chad by default, get the fuck out
>>37349234
another victim of the SS meme
>>37349234
fucking lol'd
>>37349596
I'm really not anon, it's really amazing what alcohol and gains can do to your confidence
>visit my family doctor who I have known for over a decade now
>a really cool dude with similar hobbies, is even a facebook friend
>I was mountain biking and fell pretty hard on some rocks and needed stitches on my chin and back a week prior
>get my stitches removed on this day
>as soon as I enter the treatment room my doc starts to scold me
>'dude I said to go easy. do you want to get an infection?'
>I went to play paintball a few days later because I already paid for the trip
>I said there was almost no risk, I was wearing a mask, scarf and vest that covered the stitches and I also put a band-aid on them
>'you are an idiot'
>just friendly banter between us
>so as he prepares his stuff one of his assistant enters
>she looked kinda familiar but I could not remember
>cute face, don't know about the body because she wore this tunic, maybe a 7/10
>so I take off my shirt and reveal all the bruises
>my doc repeats himself 'you are an idiot'
>so we keep talking while he removes the stitches, she is just observing what he is doing
>as soon as he finished she gathers the used equipment and leaves the room
>I ask him about her, said that she looked familiar and he says he hired her a few weeks back
>I thank my doc and on my way out say bye to her, she blushes, still no idea why she looks so familiar
>a few days later my doc messages me on facebook and says she quizzed him about me, team is making fun of her because she showed interest
>turns out we went to the same high school
>next day get a new friend request
>>37346264
>this story telling
are you literally retarded
I usually make my way into a crossfit gym and get mired there.probably because of an appreciation of strength in compounds.
All you have to do is make 5pl8 look piss easy and you're basically in danger of slipping in vaginal fluid
>so he's a powerlifter?
>look at his legs!
>I'm sorry! I just can't stop staring!
All things I pretended I couldn't hear
>Bro how about you stack some weight on there?
>Jesus dude do you always lift this heavy?
>how long did it take you to get this strong?
Easy mires at a crossfit gym, especially more than corporate gyms, true normies have no appreciation for compounds emphasis, it's more like they're wondering how much you can curl
>>37346264
This is the worst green text I've ever read you fucking faggot.
>mfw many people, men and women alike tell me I look good whenever I try a bit, lose the glasses, dress well
>mfw I can only concentrate on the fact that it happens only when I try
>mfw that means I'm an ugly cunt on an everyday basis
At least I have a chance. Sorta.
>>37346864
>18lbs of muscle in 4 months
Maybe if you're on steroids.
>>37351710
Did you fug?
>>37351999
No.
I don't want any drama with my doctor.
>>37352010
that is the worst excuse ever, stop kidding yourself and go for it
>>37352067
The gentleman said no. Back off.
>>37352067
Ruin my friendship with my doc because I wanted to get my dick wet?
I know it is incomprehensible to you that somebody does not fuck everything he could.
Do not shit where you eat!
>>37346975
>vaping
>bang again
nah mate
>>37347364
Please delete this
>tfw I got mired to much for the last 3 years that being mired is normal and when I dont get mired I think something is wrong
>>37352330
got the same kinda but not lifting since long
>>37352391
no, see, difference between you and me is I actually look great, normis think that and even /fit/ delusional faggots think that. You look like shit and only prepubescent girls will think you look decent.
>sit at beach bar, mates and me are throwing a ball around
>some chicks sitting next to us consist of one super hot chick, one normal chick and one insecure not so good looking one
>the normal one gestures us to throw the ball to them
>all of them want me to throw the ball to them
>throw it to the ugly one, she catches like a champ and passes back to me
>throw it a the hot one fast and inaccurate so she drops it
not really a mire but somehow degrading hot girls kicks me off
Seeing her face go from surprise (why didnt they throw it to me) to embarassment was priceless
>>37351784
iktfb
>>37352469
keep thinking that little autist with low confidence
>lifting since 4 months
>daily mirins
wtf is bullcrap???
>walking home from work
>cute white girl walking in front of me
>looks back and smiles
>I smile back
>she slows down and shakes her hips a bit more
>I catch up to her
>she says she needs a big man to make her feel safe
>leans against me
>I put my hand on her hip and walk her back to my apartment
>she asks if she can come inside
>tell her only if I can too
>she walks away in disgust
What the fuck went wrong? Was she trying to play me?
>chatting with female coworker
>somehow the topic of exercising comes up
>mentions that she doesn't use protein powder because she doesn't want to get too bulky
>tell her that's unlikely for a girl
>also mention that i use protein powder and i'm not that big
>she says "yes you are"
>keeps asking to hang out after work for some reason
>>37349089
solid advice desu
>>37346264
>making out with grill on my bed
>shirts are off
>she looks down and says "fuck, your shoulders are hot"
> I reply "lateral raises"
>yes i really did
>she likes my STEMmajor/weeb autismo and continues to make out
>go to an outdoor baths
>literally everyone looks like shit except me and some gay dudes in speedos
it's really eye-opening to see what the general unexercised public look like under their clothes
>meet a girl off instagram for a coffee
>she falls in love with me because i'm tall
>nothing comes from either of these things because I'm travelling
what is life
>>37347113
this is the board which once called michael phelps body not athletic, there is no pleasing you guys..
>>37347137
This
Even though I am making progress. Even though my gf says I'm sexy and wants my dick
Even though cute girls and boys hit on me.
Even though all of my highschool friends say I'm looking really good
I still feel like a DYEL on the inside
>>37346264
Mines short and simple
>be me
>solid noob gains for the past few months
>been talking to this qt for the last couple of weeks, finally meet for the first time
>eventually were in the park with her on my lap
>she has her hands around me feeling my back and shoulders, mirin hard, giving me compliments and asking me to tense
>turns in to a make out sesh
>fast forward a bit later shes my gf and still mires my gains hard.
>>37353567
"for some reason", mate she wants the d..
>>37346264
You have autism bro
>>37352469
post timestamped pic of body
>>37352479
I thought I was the only one who spited hot chicks like this.
>>37349089
Like she wouldnt just bite your dick off in a panic. U stupid autist
>>37353666
cheked
>>37349234
>>37349089
Wasn't expecting such good keks after such a shitty OP post. Good job lads.
>massive liter of spunk
Triggered
desu my story sounds a bit the same apart from the fact that ive been lifting for 11 years and no1 has ever grabbed my ass nor done any of that shit you mentioned. cool story tho
>>37353139
>cum inside
You blew it. No not your load.
>>37346850
oldfag here, go for it. you won't regret the ones that shot you down years from now, you'll regret the ones you know you should have sealled the deal with but you pussied out
>mfw I still remember the cute Home Depot cashier I should have smashed when I was 18, damnit Sarah I was young and dumb!
>>37353139
Fucking savagery if only this was real.
>be 5'9 chink
>have to go to wife's friend's birthday
>swole as fuck
>bithday girl is a bit tipsy and getting really flirty
>making jokes that she'd want me to impregnate her with a halfy baby just like i did to my wife
>she's actually looking for a baby batter donor
>n-no. pls.
>more women chime in
>telling me that my halfy baby would be blessed with strength of white and asian genes
>look at wife
>knows i'm a social autist
>signals for me to flex for them
>n-nooo
>hide in the car for 2 hours.
>>37355351
Dude why did you not bang them all?
>>37355363
because she's crazy
>>37355135
OP here, there is actually 3 different girls that grabbed my booty. 1 before i started lifting srsly and 1 after and my butt isn't even big, just muscular.
>>37355425
edit 2 after*
>>37355135
really?
Thats how i met my last gf
>at a party
>my ass is lookin good
>feel a smack on my ass
>assume its one of my bros fuckin with me
>turn around
>its a cutie
>chat with her the rest of the night
>end up dating a few weeks later for 2 years
>not having a nice /fit/ ass as a dude
since OP is obviously a lying fuck I'll post my story:
>lifting for a bit more than a year
>decent gains but about 19% bf
>doesn't matter, look kinda muscular in clothes
Went to a first aid course, had 3 different kinds of mires (in decreasing obviousness):
1:
>have to do group presentations
>everyone in my group naturally thinks of me as the leader
>wait for me to lead group discussion
>am unanimously voted to be the spokes person
>"You're just the most charismatic one of us."
>mfw had not one single friend a year ago
2:
>teacher looks at me when she's presenting
>teacher looks at me when she should be listening to others
>very obvious staring, not the kind that could be easily mistaken
>obviously checks my arms and chest
>one of the last people to get my certificate
>when I go up to her she says
>"Best things last"
3:
>course is about to start
>girl sits down next to me
>have eyecontact and smile for longer that usual
>have to do bandages on each other
>she's instantly nice
>kinda seems more than just "nice" but I'm autismo so what do I know?
>really touchy
>laughs at everything remotely funny I say
>teacher looks at us knowingly
>have to do other stuff now. Drag people out of cars etc.
>still joking
>she's still laughing
>might have fucked up there a bit but sure I recovered
>have to help an other group of two girls with an exercise
>she seems envious
>tries to make small talk about 3 hrs before the end
>ruin it because autismo
>she leaves and I'll never see her again
That course was a fucking confidence booster.
>>37355239
this so much
>qt mirin me on the street after work
>too autistic to talk to her
Kill me. She was RIGHT next to me and I pussied out
>look at pretty girls riding their bikes toward me
>always smile at them
>they get a huge smile when looking at me
>some turn around when they pass me and still smile
not sure if those are mires or they're just trying to play a creep looking at them off or they're just so happy to be mired them selves. What do you think?
>>37346264
>No friends, so I use a site called Omegle to fill the void where you chat with random people one on one.
>Use the kik app occasionally, nothing r rated, to keep in touch with a few of them until it inevitably fizzles.
>So, get /fit/ the past year, lose my extra 50 pounds, get noob gains.
>Set kik profile pic to a newer pic that shows off face gainz
>The 17 year old chicks (they're always that age with omegle) compliment it left and right.
>Have had two 16/17 kik girls confess feelings for me.
>There was one 27 y/o chick who didn't have kik that i shared my handle with, should she ever make one. She just made one the other day and sent a series of messages.
>I'm not glued to my phone so I don't respond immediately.
>She thinks I'll never get back to her so she writes "You are super attractive dude o.0"
>Decide to change my profile pic to a cat. I have no interest in kik girls like that.
>>37355685
literally why? The easiest way to farm nudes desu
>>37355511
how do you know that they still smile when they pass you? do you look after them? lol autist
disregarding woman aquires dance movies
>>37355744
I can google porn. Plus I don't want nudes of girls under 18.
>>37355751
>how do you know that they still smile when they pass you? do you look after them?
Yes, what's autistic about looking at girls m8?
>disregarding woman aquires dance movies
what?
>>37355351
You had the golden opportunity to literally cuck your wife and ruin your marriage. How fag can you be?
>>37355782
>passing up prime teen pussy
Don't be a faggot. Currently banging three girls under 18 and it is fantastic.
>>37355923
>I don't want any trouble though and I don't feel like memorizing the consent laws for all 50 states.
>>37351784
lmao same here. When i try really really hard i can be attractive, good looking, swole looking and stuff.
But damn its too annoying.
I imagine this is womans life. Trying their best everyday.
heh no wonder they dont have hobbys.
>at park this Friday
>study at what in USA would be a mix between high school and college (danefag)
>last day of school before exams, everybody getting drunk at 4 pm
>see qt I known a bit from same school, we train at the same gym as well
>nod when we see each other, nothing more
>she's with to friends, go over
>"omg gurls, this is Fitness Anon I've talked about! We never see each other at the gym anymore Anon, you said we'd train together sometime :("
>her friend gives me the ol' elevator lookaroo
>"seems I gotta start going to the gym with you Anonette"
>go away, chill with bros, drink beers
>about to go home to my place before party in the evening
>see other qt, talked with her once at a party
>"heyoo Anonette 2, see you at the party"
>she smiles, confirms and does a little woop-woop-party dance
>see her at party, start dancing with her and kiss her
>suddenly she disappears, don't see her for the rest of the night
>next morning (yesterday) she invites me to her 18 bday party in two weeks
Wish me luck brahs :^)
>>37348428
>>37348340
>>37349234
happened
>>37355936
Who are you quoting?
>>37355956
Good luck, anon!
>>37355923
>tfw I'll start working in a school
>had one visit to get to know the school yet
>noticed at least three girls mirin'
>I'd probably be in huge trouble if I ever did something with a minor
>even if she wasn't in the school I was working in
>14 is legal age here
gonna be a tough year bruv.
>>37349234
Kek
>>37356018
Thanks, dunno what's going to happen. She seems nice personality wise and is a legit qt3.14 but it might just have been a one-night thing... I just want a gf, but after getting /fit/ it's like grills automatically rule me out as anything more than a firm butt they can grope ;_; anybody else feeling this feel?
>>37352479
>somehow degrading hot girls kicks me off
same here, but only the really bitchy, full of themselves hot girls. makes me feel like i'm doing the world a service when i knock them down a peg
>>37346264
>lifting since 4 months
stopped there. into the trash
>>37355956
Held og lykke, broder.
>>37355460
Shit changes as you get older.
>>37352130
>friendship
>with doctor
>b-b-b hes my FB friend too!1
Spoken like someone who has literally less than 3 friends. I love you autistic losers, you make it so easy for us international Chads.
>>37356340
How do you mean that?
>>37356286
Ohoj skipper, en dansk tripfag, så har man set det hele. Hvor i kongeriget er du fra bror?
>>37356005
No one. I just legitimately don't want to fuck up and bang some uh, New York chick where the age of consent was 18 but alas, she was 17 so now I'm a sex offender for life.
>>37356342
Are you stupid? We go biking or hiking together. He knows my family. If I need a prescription I'll ask him. If I need a sick note I'll ask him.
Shut the fuck up faggot. Calling yourself Chad, pathetic.
M8s a chocolate girl wants to fug me and as we speak I'm coming over. How to not make it akward?
This counts as a mire cause she said touching my arms made her wet.
>>37356867
Compliment her hair and skintone
>>37355363
Anon fucked up and didn't get a prenup.
>all the mires in this thread are from girls aged 16-18
>I'm 26
Last week I even told myself I was done with 4chan, fuck me
>>37349234
good read m8
>>37349234
8/8 m8
Jumped on roids from dyel mode. I used to powerlift 6 years ago.
Anyhow. I moved away for school jumped on a cycle. Every time my gf came up to visit me she wouldn't shut up about how great I looked. Feels good man.
>>37349843
anyone see the genius in this statement?
it can be taken both ways and then everyone reading it will perceive it the way they want to based on confirmation bias
>Sarcastic Oh look you don't feel good after getting a shot OH SHIT AUTISM. Many such cases
or
>Look kids get vaccines and then get autism, this happens many times
>>37346864
ppl on /fit/ are actually embarrassed for you, achievement unlocked you pathetic retarded faggot
>>37346975
>fitted shoes
kek @ you wearing benchmade shoes, sure thing chief
>>37348552
samefag kek
>>37353666
underrated post
>>37355460
this is worse than op
i fucked more girls when i was 13 than ever in my life for some reason
> walking down street with my beta friend
> tell him getting girls is easy
> 6/10 little chubby emo girl walks past
> i approach and say hi can i have a hug
> she nervously says yes and we hug
> look at her eyes and then lips
> make out with her for 10 seconds and just walk off with friend
> meet up with this black girl and her friends
> show her my shitty abbs and give her a piggy back ride
> take her away from friends and get my first blowjob in the middle of this field with people walking past with dogs
>>37346744
They will if you were a hungry skeleton and so are they
>got mired after 3 months by my cross-country friends
I have an OK story
>bored waiting at clinic for doctors appointment
>open tinder
>see I matched with qt3.14
>her bio says some shot about smoking weed
>message her if she wants to smoke and chill
>she says she has no weed but would be down
>get her Snapchat
>after first snap she says pic related
>asks if I workout etc
>next snap is her thighs in just panties saying she's bored all of a sudden
>say if she gives me an address I can come over and fix that
>get address
>driving over
>she keeps snapping nudes saying to hurry up
>get to her place
>walk up to her room
>literally first thing she says is I want it while graving biceps and shit
>fuck, she's pretty good
>after that throw on Netflix
>Notice she's on her phone
>she's back on tinder messaging another guy
>actually laugh aloud and say "you already getting another one"
>she gets so fucking mad at me
>you think I'm a whore etc.
>giggle well trying to say no
>obviously I think that
>she tells me to gtfo
>done here anyway so leave
If I hadn't worn a condom I'd be way more nervous but her reaction was hilarious
>>37359225
>>she's back on tinder messaging another guy
wow
>>37359225
What kind of pic did you send?
>>37359225
enjoy your std lmao
>Go to beach
>friends say I'm super oblivious to the act that everyone we pass is staring at me
>tfw I just don't care
>>37347137
Never related more to anything before
>>37357769
embarrassed or jealous? retard
>>37360495
>he thinks he knows what /fit/ thinks
>he think he isn't a complete lying dumbass who got his shit called out
OP's back guys.
>at local show last night
>out back smoking ciggarette
>guy I've never met before comes up to me
>"HEY YOU"RE THAT GUY IN THAT PICTURE ON FACEBOOK OF THAT ONE BAND"
>"oh, yeah haha"
>"damn dude if you're not doing anything after this, you can come fuck the shit out of my girlfriend, we're swingers bro, so its cool."
>"uhh, damn haha I can't tonight"
>ok man here's my number if youre interested. I know my gf thinks you're sexy and you take care of yourself bro you are really sexy no homo its an easy lay man any time
>ok , later
Should I go for it? I'm a virgin and I don't think I want my first time to be with a MMF threesome.
>>37349234
10/10 story lad
>>37346379
/thread
>4 months
>noticeable gains
Is your life really that shit you have to get recognition on an anonomous hentai board?
>>37360623
>tfw when i'm clever enough to see the hate / jealousy of /fit/ as compliments or actual unwanted mirins
i actually couldn't care less if some autists on the internet think i'm lying
>>37360684
He'll try and suck your dick, you better let him or it'll get mad awkward.
>>37361101
You're not even clever enough to fabricate a believable story you idiot lmao
>he's this delusional
>calls other autistic while he makes up stories about what he wished had happened on 4chan
Lmao@ your life
>>37360684
if you're not down to clown, it will be awkward and you'll underperform. if the idea makes your dick diamonds, do it
>source: me
>open relationship/orgy player
>>37359225
damn dude you got pwned by a chick that thinks you're a walking penis and has no regard for your humanity AT ALL. And she booted your ass in a second
stone cold. I actually admire that female for her pimp skills
>>37357034
25 here, iktf. Always come back, though. It's probably mostly just summerfags right now, and like 90% of the mirin stories are made up in here. It should clear out a bit once school starts up and the older anons will be back.
>>37361101
Then why the fuck did you make the post in the first place? You CLEARLY care about what others think of you, you fucking douchenozzle.
>>37346264
I have actual mirin stories, been lifting for like a year im 18 and all other guys in my town at my age are either skellys or chubby
> Go to a darty ( Day drinking outside)
> Wearing a nba jersey
> Shoulders and tris looking nice
> College so haven't seen a bunch of my friends in months
> Guys say im taking juice
> Grills are miring saying Im big
And then a few days ago at the beach
> grills miring
> "Me and my friends were talking about you your butt looks so good in those shorts"
> "Anon im like obsessed with your body"
> T-thanks
>>37347137
this
>>37353139
lol'd
>>37353666
fuck lmao
>>37358071
>first blowjob in the middle of this field with people walking past with dogs
kek
>>37361682
Reminds me of that "I recognize that blowjob" pic desu
>>37361526
>"anon im like obsessed with your body"
y-you too
>>37349234
this could be me but i decided to be an internet troll
>>37346379
/thread
First post best post
>>37355685
omegle is for the worst type of faggots kys idiot
>>37346641
>here take my wallet and tell me if I have money in it.
kys
>>37353139
>>37362185
he asked me if i got any with me and i literally didn't know u fucking retarded autist cunt
>>37362244
come on now.
>>37362244
>literally didn't know if he carries cash or not regularly
OP here another one i forgot to mention from the first girl:
>be waiting for next train at station
>hot girl asks who has a bigger bicep, me or my mate
>i flex, she feels
>"damn"
>my mate doesn't flex cuz he's fat
>mfw
>>37362270
because i got a bank card with me? oh cmon retard you can't be that stupid
>>37362302
>she's 15
>she feels my pecs
>"solid"
>>37362312
What does bank card has got to do with this? You're beyond fucking retarded kek.
Try harder to dig yourself out of this hole you stupid idiot lmao
>>37352469
>feels the need to come say that on a stupid anime board
>>37362321
why would i know how much fucking money i got with me when i can get cash at all times or pay with card anyways?
>>37362312
why didnt you just check your own wallet?
>>37362342
>says he doesn't carry cash regularly
>also says he doesn't know if he has cash in his wallet or not
>also also insists that his friend check them
We've got an actual autist on our hands boys.
>>37362346
Because he's lying lmao
>company field trip
>standing in bus holding onto horizontal railing
>coworker says damn anon, you got some gunz on ya pointing at biceps
>spaghetti something like h-ha-ha it's nothing you should see me in a couple of years
>well you know how there are guys who are pumped up full of roids I don't like that look at all, I like the kind of body you have, like normal looking, but muscley
>t-thanks
THAT BITCH USED THE WORD NORMAL IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS MY BOD 1/2/3/4 AIN'T SHIT BRB INJECTING 8 SCOOPS AND LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND
felt good tho
>>37347364
GOTEM
>>37363177
Even if fake everyone knows that most girls want slightly better than normal.
>>37349234
You have my upvote, ser!
>>37356379
Bor på Djævleoen lige pt., træner i Farum. Er tilflytter fra Bornholm.
>>37346264
>see manlet roider army vet guy and his GF enter gym regulary during my times
>they do lower body compounds together, after that they both fuck off from eachother to do their own routine
>GF plays the eyecontact game with me, often catch her staring after setting down weights after a set, sometimes smiles sometimes stares away
>constantly in a radius of 5m of me even if I move to the other part of the gym
>if the space is there, places herself roughtly between 3m and 4m infront of me
>ass always towards me
>often looks back over her shoulder
>roiding manlet army vet BF seems oblivious so far
LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT TO DIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37347364
your move, atheists
>>37349596
>he never randomly entered chad mode by feeling slightly better than normal, cracking a joke because of that, everybody catches on the choke making you more confident and you cintinue with that until you are so hyped you become chad for a night
>>37353139
She probs thought you wanted to fuck without a condom
>>37355351
>tfw no wife with cuckqueen fetish
These "mirin" threads are a fucking joke. It's all shit like:
>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>65 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.
LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.
I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.
>>37364806
> + slightly provocating but not enough
> + good use of capital words
> - too short
> - try hard
I'll give you 6/10
Not really a mirin story but...
>be a fatass since 5 grade of elementary school
>when 21 moved out of town for work
>3 years later decided to do smth about being a planet, visit /fit/, read sticky, start eating heathly, working out, starting to lose weight
>last month visited my hometown
>lose 30kg, still at least 20kg to go
>go to local shop, there is a 7/10 girl working there which was a former classmate from elementary and middleschool, didn't suprise me because I met her working there before moving out
>she's refer to me as "sir"
>told her who I am
>she couldn't believe that was me and was amazed how much weight I lost
We talked for a bit and nothing else happened but it felt nice :)
>>37365034
Well done dude, it's the little things
>>37346864
>18lbs but most of it pure muscle
>in 4 months
gtfo kid, this board is for adults
>>37365034
She called you sir because that's part of her job dumbass.
>>37346264
jesus christ that's the most average picture I've ever seen
>>37353113
Fresh gains are not only good looking but also cute
>>37364074
>Djævleoen
Det er som om du ikke engang prover, at skrive dansk, 'bror'.
Fucking tripfags.
>Using Tinder extensively because I like free pussy
>Match with some qt, invite her to grab a beer within 10 messages, she accepts.
>She's even hotter irl than on her pics
>She looks completely intimidated by me
>Loosen her up with a few pints
>And a few glasses of wine.
>Take a walk in a park nearby
>Kiss her
>Invite myself to her place
>Fuck her
>9/10 tits, decent size and firm af
>She spends the night feeling my pecs and triceps, telling me I have a perfect body.
>mfw I've been lifting for 5 months. Dyel as fuck, 18% bf at best.
>fkinnormies.jpg
>Felt good tho
>>37366383
pic
>>37366383
must be nice to dream senpai
>>37366383
Bodypic senpai pls if I look close enough to you imma try what you did
>>37356745
desu you are acting pretty retarded. there's 0 social expectation to not approach someones coworker under any context at all
he talked about the girl quizzing over you because it shows shes interested (he is helping you fuck someone)
>>37366886
>>37366908
I'm at work so no pics, but I look like shit desu.
Thank God I have HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
>>37366383
>telling me I have a perfect body.
>mfw I've been lifting for 5 months. Dyel as fuck, 18% bf at best.
i want to believe
>>37367248
Intoxicated sluts not holding the same standards as autists on an anonymous Crimean Water Polo board, who would have thought.
>>37360684
Bro take your clother off and go lay down on bed, gf is just around the corner, "coming soon."
Queue rapey music.
>>37347137
>>37367135
You are retarded! So what do you think happens if I fuck her and it does not work out? Is it worth the risk? Hell no. All you faggots that never experienced what kind of shit/drama women can cause should shut the fuck up. I don't fucking need help to get laid. Of course she is interested, this is the fucking reason I posted this story here.
>be waiting for bus
>about 1:00am
>suddenly huge black guy sits next to me, reeking of alcohol
>silence for a couple of minutes
>notice he looks at me every once in a while
>Oh God I'm gonna get robbed
>but he is drunk, I might be able to take him
>He starts speaking to me
>Slurring rather, can't understand anything he says
>after a couple of times, I can make out his words
>He's inviting me to go into the alley behind us with him
>"um, no, n-no thank you"
>He insists
>I just ignore him, sometimes saying no
>Thankfully he doesn't get physical
>My bus arrives and I get the fuck out of there
And that was the only time anyone ever hit on me and implied I was attractive. Though he was drunk and it was dark.
>>37361442
Why would you stay? If what OP said was true she's an uninteresting whore
>>37359271
Just me wearing a t-shirt, the shirt was kinda small since it shrunk so it showed off my dyel gains a bit better
>>37367947
Don't listen to him. You are correct. If you fuck her and she wants more, it's going to be weird as fuck at work.
