>webm
wat do /fit/?
>>37339605
Nothing, i literally cannot compete
defecate on the pavement
>>37339605
Slap his ass
>Y-you too
>>37339605
Pipebomb him in the D
>>37339635
Haha, clever
>>37339635
>>37339638
only two possibilities desu
>>37339605
ask why he didn't slap MY ass
don't you see the glutes bro
>>37339605
probably fight him and take a beating
>>37339605
>call him a nigger
>shoot him when he tries to beat me
>get away with it because merica
>>37339605
>nigger GF
I'd pay tyrone to take her away.
>>37339691
This is actually the only answer that makes sense. There's no way to come out of this with dignity so just shoot him. As a bonus, murder gets bitches wet. You know, after the initial shock.
>>37339605
Let him fuck my BP.
Guys that big aren't used to being challenged, just get in his face and call him a faggot
>>37339605
pull my dick out and start pissing while doing The Spin™ and walking towards him
>>37339605
If I was a pajeet like the manlet in the video I'd drop my pants and throw my shit at him
If I was me it wouldn't happen because I live in the suburbs on Tokyo
Unsheathe katana and teleport behind him.
>>37339605
ask him how much he can deathlift and say I can do more by 1 plate
>>37339605
*grabs him by the throat - back the fuck off!?!?
>>37339849
Whitu pigguu go homu
>>37339922
kek
>>37339849
You are the big black guy there, you know.
>>37339935
There are already big black guys here. They only hang out in harajuku and roppongi though.
>>37339605
>>37339638 either this
or option B then sue his ass
Fight, only way is to back myself
Either
A. He's a boxer or something so I get fucked, but I have a decent enough chin to not get sparked out right away
B. He's just a big, musclebound plum. I'm 6'3 and 16 and a half stone with reasonable speed (bit of judo and lots of contact sports) so assuming he isn't a fighter I fancy my odds
Seriously, just because he's big black cunt doesn't mean he's hard
>>37340031
> I'm 6'3 and 16
UNDERAGE B&
>>37340047
>and a half stone
Mong
>>37339605
In prison you learn not to be afraid of niggers. I'd just check him in the balls
>>37339966
Triple dubs
Id propably have to stop my girl from gouging his eyes lol
If hed attack her, id stab his ass. I got jumped by 3 arabs once and ever since i carry a hidden blade like an ultra edgelord.
Also, you guys do realize that when guys do this, they just try you? they wanna see how you react and wether you are afraid or not.
![IGGDWlL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0pK1ZEk.jpg "IGGDWlL[1].jpg")
>>37339605
Hah, they actually recreated the meme?
>>37339605
take a beating, I would try to start with doing as much damage as I can (not permanent of course) so that I could say that I did that to him, even if he beat me up life fuck.
>>37340067
Why would you look at his testicles, anon?
Do you think that it would intimidate them or something?
>>37339605
ask him if he ever plans on cuttting
>>37339956
holy shit sides gone
>>37339966
checked
>>37339605
I ain't doin' shit to Big Brody, that nigga got a BALD head.
>>37339956
poor little sperg/10
would laugh again
>>37339956
holy shit is this real? Someone would have to be a pretty good actor to imitate that level of sperg
>>37340057
To be fair, stone for measurements are worse than pounds. Nobody knows what that is.
>>37340067
Like palpating for hernias?
D
he's proven his superiority as a man, so his reward is my woman
>>37339605
> /fit/
> Everybody identifies with the scrawny manlet dyel instead of the fit alpha male
Figures..
>>37340147
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3967702/?ref_=tt_cl_t8
>>37340322
It's a scenario that's older than time itself. Personally I identify with the high test honey.
>>37340361
>spot the nigress
nobody wants your kind, sorry. We'd rather be even pajeets.
>>37339966
>>37339605
not be a manlet sandnigger
>>37339605
Let him smash.
>>37339966
last post, fucked around and got triple doubles
rape him.
rape him right there on the pavement
>>37339605
the woman should immediately backhand him, she can stand up for herself. i'll stand back and root her on and then we can go home where she'll peg me
#feministpower
>>37340031
>Uses the phrase "I fancy my chances“
>thinks he would win a fight against anyone
Kek. I guarantee you are softer then a velvet bag full of puppy ears
>>37339605
>thumb him in the eye
>palm strike to the thoat
>elbow to the temple
>punch to the nose
>punch to the nose
>thumb to other eye
>use middle finger second knuckle to hit him in the eye/temple/throat
>stomp the groin
>Spit
>grab girls hand and get out of dodge
If the woman were so horrified she should have a go at him. The guy should call his out. IF it escalates to violence he's going to jail as long as you don't instigate it i.e. make the first physical move.
All it boils down to is how much of a decent woman you actually have who has respect for herself and capable of making her own rational decisions. If she calls him out for sexual harrasment and tells him to fuck off then walk away - fine. If she calls the police and books him for sexual harrasment - fine. If some bitch stood on the side line expected you to fight him 'for her dignity/honor' knowing full well you're not capable of doing so she's either taking the piss or deluded - drop her.
>>37339966
Because who wants to fight a naked guy?
>>37339820
yea dude that will surely work
>>37339605
Tell him to fuck off or ill stab him
>>37339812
My gf is the biggest racist im the world so that wpuld probs work actually
>>37339605
Im way bigger than the dude in the video so I'd kick the black in balls with steel toe boot, then punch in face (temple ) hard as fuck. Repeat until black is down
>>37339605
Stabbity stab nignog
>>37343381
>tfw no qt racist gf
>>37339605
You pull out your gun like any serviceable citizen, and make a citizens arrest for sexual harassment.
Also
>those jeans in the hot summer
He's a beta faggot that skips leg day, anyone could take him if they know even the basics of any martial art.
>>37339605
Well the macho answer is to say take a beating right? but then the girl will go from thinking he's a pig to wanting to fuck him because he kicked your ass. So now we have a problem
>>37339605
Politely ask if he would like to cuck me.
>>37343422
>roid rage
>>37339922
Verbally destroy him with a torrent of articulate and pointed personal abuse that let's him know exactly how low his social status is and how his behavior is a disgrace.
Done this IRL several times, it's immensely satisfying, far more so than a fight and then haveing to deal with injuries or the cops. One time I did it for a tranny friend that was punched by a dudebro. I stop in front of him and yelled at him until he actually took off his hat and went over to my friend and said he was sorry.
>>37343422
>being this delusional
>>37340079
>can only afford a hotel room with a CRT
Jesus tap dancing Christ.
>>37343714
>being this beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BXLX61FDnI
>>37339605
>
shoot him in the cock
>>37339953
he's saying that white guys in asian country's are comparable to niggers in america/western countries
>>37343605
>fedora: the post
I want to knock your ass out
>>37343580
>mfw there is some serious shit going on my forums
Ask him if he is trying to get back at me for me fucking his mom.
If he attacks me I attempt to throw him because it honestly doesn't really matter how big the dude is. I get tossed by people 60% my weight at my judo class.
>>37343381
Cherish her anon
>>37343605
Literally the guy whos wife fucks other men and laughs about it with them afterwards
>>37343785
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BXLX61FDnI
WTF nigga what has that got to do with anything. tiny people are better at bw shit.
that black guy would have demolished the little push up king in 2.7 seconds.
>>37343422
show us a picture big daddy
>>37339605
walk away, find cops, tell them what happened. they take two minutes to find the hugest blackest guy around and shoot him (America!)
>Even if it's not the same guy justice is satisfied
>>37340031
>weighing yourself in "stones"
I guarantee you have never seen an angry African-American in person. They descend from big angry slaves who worked hard labour 15 hours a day. Stay safe on your little island , lad.
>>37339605
if you actually want to keep the girl, sucker punch the dude and hope to god you don't die.
>putting yourself in danger sacrificing gains and your health to defend some harlots honor
shiggy
>>37344397
How much force would you need to knock him out? For some regular dude bro it doesn't take much, but guys with thick necks can take harder hits without getting their brains scrambled. I imagine if you're a manlet you'd have to do some kind of running uppercut like a Naruto character.
>one of the options is letting him fuck your girlfriend
I assume this was shot in in the United States?
>>37339605
Wish he'd have slapped my ass instead.
>>37343087
>blaha plz go
>>37344521
Way to rationalize being a bitch.
It's not about her feelings, it's about him messing with your property.
>>37344778
Maybe if you know nothing about the United States. Judging from all the brown people I would have guessed Sweden.
>>37344998
>sweden
>no option of letting him fuck your gf
yeah no
>>37345055
"Let him smash" means let him fuck your gf.
Incidentally "Take a beating" means let him fuck YOU.
>>37345055
>reading comprehension of a 2 year old
Hey Somalia
>>37345082
no it doesnt you homo cuck
>>37345082
I didn't see that one, nvm
>>37344726
oh he's gonna fucking murder you, no doubt
but the girl won't care about that, just that you tried.
it's not about defending HER honor, it's about defending yours. =/
>>37343087
is this before or after you show him your katana collection
>>37345093
Nah, man, you'd say no homo so it's not homo. Why would you let a cloud mode black dude pound your boypussy without saying no homo? Are you some kind of homo?
>>37339605
Wat do?
Throw a sidekick into his groin or knee cap, when he goes low to defend the damage thats already been done I elbow his temple, hook my arm around his neck and use momentum to throw myself behind him as I slip into a nutcracker choke and potentially kill him
Big people arent that threatening
>>37345271
Would you go in that tunnel?
>>37339850
Kek
>>37339605
teleport behind him.
aint nothin personnel kid
>>37345271
>that angry ceiling punch at the end
>>37345272
>I spend my Saturdays watching Naruto
>>37339691
Winrar.
>>37339605
Ask him if he knows where he is and remind him that this is Gaylord, Kansas.
Pull out my knife and threaten him.
>>37345383
You are dumb. Those are all very easy and basic combat moves with a low chance of counter attack.
>>37345289
You kind of have to. If you're seeing this then it's too late to turn around, because he'll know you're a little bitch AND will have direct access to your hindquarters. A dire combination.
Just don't also act like a scared bitch when you walk past him. Don't act like a tough guy either because he'll see right through it. Only by keeping a cool head can you navigate this tunnel without getting raped in it.
>>37345438
Okay sure, but could your fancy moves defeat Madara Uchiha?
>>37345502
I have never seen Naruto and those moves are not fancy they are very basic. I teach these attacks to women to protect against rapists for a LIVING.
>>37340085
But why? It's not like you're gonna impress anyone but yourself.
>>37345540
Why the fuck are women so scared of rapists? Contrary to the hype rape is extremely uncommon
>>37345540
>I teach these attacks to women to protect against rapists for a LIVING.
While afterward CHAD fucks them all with PIZZA.
>>37345607
Self defense is something every human should learn, technically the labeling of anti rape is sexist because women cant just want to learn how to fight, it has to be because of rape.
>>37345617
Actually thats me, ironically I get mad pussy teaching these classes
>>37343193
What if the guy slaps your shit either way? He knew you weren't going to do shit 'cuz he's bigger and you're a pussy. So he's just gonna keep teasing you until you're completely humiliated.
>>37345473
Do guide us "Mr. Coolhead". I see no way of getting past this, at this point the only thing I can do is shoot him, and if i'm not fast enough or if I miss, it's fucking over.
>>37345647
There are a lot of worst-case scenarios you can formulate, but the whole situation is already contrived. You try to fight, get your shit stomped, and possibly get permanently fucked up over a girl who will probably be gone in a month. The only way to win is by not playing.
>>37345764
But do I run, or do I just casually ignore? Should I insult him to save face?
I take my belt, drop a buch of cotton balls in the pavement and tell him "Pick it up boy" with my best southern accent. If i'm gonna die I wanna do it as a legend.
>>37345764
Best case scenario is you get a couple friends and teach the nigger to keep his hands to his own kind.
That said, I am from a pretty small, isolated town and finding him would take less than an hour and law would likely be complicit.
Think of it this way, if a 6'8" and 280lbs 'honky' was in the hood and did then same thing, what would he and his homies do?
>>37345722
Likely the dude is a pussy too judging by his "alpha" displays. He expects you to be scared but probably won't do shit if you're not unless he's already pissed at you for some reason. Without context though I'm assuming he's some large random negro with no prior history with you walking like an asshole in a dark tunnel. Honestly I'd be more worried about a lanky nigger in baggy clothes than than that black mountain of a man.
>>37345855
>Think of it this way, if a 6'8" and 280lbs 'honky' was in the hood and did then same thing, what would he and his homies do?
Chimp out? Come on dude, normal white people can't chimp out.
>>37345876
>normal white people
Well, call me Cletus then.
>>37345925
Well yeah, Southern KKK types are scary to niggers and whatnot.
>>37345948
We are bedsheetkin, shitlord.
Check your Yankee privilege.
>>37339956
fuck, made me feel bad.
>>37339966
triple dubs and best post, witnessed.
>>37346308
>triple dubs
newfag detected
>>37339605
What do I do if someone attacks my woman and causes me to fear for my life? I draw and fire.
>>37345271
turn around and bend over
>>37346538
Dude's a pajeet. That's ass-ault with a deadly weapon.
>>37346431
You fear for your life over some fat Terry Crews-ass nigga?
Keep browsing /fit/ because my glorious slav country is not infested with such monstrosities.
>>37346650
Aren't you fighting for your life like every day though?
>>37339691
>HE WAS ON MY GROUND
Just make sure you're in one of those Stand Your Ground jurisdictions and not a filthy liberal shithole like California
>>37346732
Since my parents make 100k/year each in a country where average is 8k, no, I don't think I am.
>>37346797
> my parents make
UNDERAGE BANNED
or you're over 18 and still live at home like a little bitch
>>37346840
Nice try, but graduating mechanical engineering within next 3 months so... Yeah you must be proud of your burger-flipping minimum wage you started at 17 and don't plan on changing ever.
>>37346863
>>37346797
>>37346650
We seriously have bragging little fagkids here. You're better off on YouTube matey
>>37343381
>My gf is the biggest racist im the world so that wpuld probs work actually
Fuck man I want this.
At least mine is "homophobic" as fuck.
>>37346863
lol. civil engineer here (honours). making 90k + car at 25.
never flipped a burger in my life.
washed dishes and waited tables though
>>37346977
>you have shit life
>no
>BAAH BRAGGER!
>>37347128
Good for you, Im 4 years younger if taht makes you feel better.
why is everyone on this site a fucking engineer, how is this even possible??
>>37339605
I would honestly tell him wtf and stuff and get into a fight
Don't care if I get knocked out or possibly die or anything
Just being honest
Pretty sure most people would do this.
run and tell mum
Ask myself why that big black dude just slapped thin air
;_;
>>37339605
I wish I could be as big as that black guy.. I can squat 315 for reps @ 160lbs BW but when I bulk past 165-170 I just seem to get fat without the size and strength gains I hope for..
>>37345123
>it's not about defending HER honor, it's about defending yours. =/
bahahahaha
>>37343766
That is a quite old picture. I travel for golf tournaments and stay in the cheapest chain hotels/motels, and they have flat screen TVs nowadays.
>>37347371
The difference is that he is on steroids and basically you're fucking stupid.
>>37347259
> be engineer
> 1 to 5 girl to guy ratio (if you're lucky)
> some specialisations 1 to 10
> little interaction with females
> welcometo4chan.jpg
>>37347944
same situation
it hurts man...
>>37343087
>teleport behind him
>unzip katana
heh, nothin personnel kid
>>37343580
>i'm trying
>>37347259
>Engineers are gay
>/fit/ is gay
It's not exactly rocket science
>>37339605
Why isn't he wearing a shirt
>>37349872
Because he's got a BALD head!
>>37347277
You underestimate how truly effeminate the modern world is.
>>37347277
>Pretty sure most people would do this
>implying most people ITT wouldn't be like this dude at the end of the video
https://youtu.be/r5tgkHlT_fo?t=300
>>37339605
>every powerlifting general thread
>>37339812
>after the initial shock.
>>37349925
>its just a prank, bro
>>37345271
no gigga nigga can compete with me
>tfw slavic 6'4
>>37347944
>journalism
>5 to 1 girl to guy ratio
>tfw
>>37350565
That nigga is 7'0 and weighs 350lbs
>>37343982
>I guarantee you have never seen an angry African-American in person.
I did while on vacation. They're all short and fat and shit themselves when I speak German.
>>37339605
>wat do /fit/?
Start doing martial arts.
>>37349925
>Americans
Sorry bro, not all of us are like you.
>>37343785
>look mom a manlet is yet again trying desperately to cater attention
i-if I prove my self against big men then maybe i'll find someone who loves me
Fucking manlet faggot
>>37339605
I'd unsheathe my katana and slice the fuck out of the nigger
>>37351097
Yeah, you're right.
You just do the same thing with Muslims.
>>37350937
hory shiet
dis time nig wins
>>37349946
Does he literally have down syndrome or just look retarded?!
just punch him in the face and run away. no way he can into cardio.
>>37345607
because they are literally waaay to weak to do anything about it if it happens,
most men could rape most women with 1 hand behind their back, they are really, really weak.
>>37351722
If you can't answer that question yourself, you might suffer from the same condition than him.
>>37351803
>the same condition 'than' him
Well I obviously don't think you can train a downs person to actually perform a lift with correct form so I guess I'm just as diploid as him.
>>37343580
Oh man, that was flawless
>>37339605
The average black woman is 5'4. This guy can't be more than 4-5 inches taller, putting him at a laughable 5'8-5'9. Based on that height and his looks, he is probably weighing around 200lbs, and since he doesn't train for strength, those are show muscles. He probably has no actual strength. So, since he is shorter, lighter and weaker than me, I will probably call him a stupid nigger and fight him.
>>37339956
daxflame what a fucking classic, miss the old days
>>37351912
You don't get big like that without benching at least 3 pl8s. So even if he's manlet he would still whoop your ass. Long dick style.
>>37347237
>lives at home
>brags about parents money
>"will make x once im done with school" (yeah sure)
you do know that even if everything you said was true, you're a gigantic faggot for feeling the need to brag to anonymous people.
>>37351864
why not
they might have certain disabilities, but if it feels fun for them and they are determined I'm sure even downies can do correct form.
>>37351912
I'm 5'8 and the shortest black guy I know by 3 inches.
I literally don't know any adult black male beyond myself that isn't at least 5'11.
>>37352013
But I bench more than 3-plate
>>37352076
No way this guy is over 6', I still have every advantage
>>37351801
>meet grill on tinder
>after sex we cuddle and she playfully wrestles
>flip her over effortless and pin her down
>actually hurt her wrist
fuck they are weak
Here, have some dirty tricks for life and death matters that are considered foul even in MMA:
Butting with the head
Biting or spitting at an opponent
Hair pulling
Fish-hooking
Intentionally placing a finger into any orifice, or into any cut or laceration of an opponent
Eye gouging of any kind
Groin attacks of any kind
Downward pointing of elbow strikes (see 12-6 elbow)
Small joint manipulation
Strikes to the spine or back of the head (see Rabbit punch)
Heel kicks to the kidney
Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea
Clawing, pinching, twisting the flesh or grabbing the clavicle
Kicking the head of a grounded opponent (see Soccer kick)
Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent
Stomping on a grounded fighter
Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his or her head or neck (see Piledriver)
>>37345272 and to all the delusional fucks in this thread:
"Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face." -Mike Tyson, paraphrasing Joe Louis.
Shoot that fucking jungle bunny in the face and tell the local zoo they lost another ape
>>37352179
The girl is wearing heels, numbnuts. Add an extra 4"to her at least.
>>37348873
Lol you mean sheath right dude.
>>37349946
lol he's stronger than like 95% of /fit/ haha
>>37339605
charge him and hope i somehow survive
if i die, at least i'm not a manlet anymore
>>37345093
Smash has been slang for fuck for like 10 years m9, but if this was Sweden, all four of the options would be "watch him smash"
>>37345272
The only proper response
>>37339681
Only correct response.
Whatever happens next is going to suck, this is the only course of action where your gf potentially retains respect for you .
I beat his ass but not for my girlfriend I just love having the chance to kill a nigger
>>37353330
>look at my quotes guys
>this means always stay in a safe space and never try anything cuz you might get hurt, obviously
>I'm totally not misinterpreting it
Why are you even alive?
>>37351926
we're all old men now, huh anon
>>37340031
>using stone for weight
>using bong counts for time
Kek
>>37339605
call the cops and report sexual harassment. we caught it on video after all.
>>37339605
take out my knife and kill him, or take out my gun and kill him
>>37345272
>>37339605
Sit silently in one of those chairs and what my gf getting pounded by this negro bro whilst I slowly insert a couple of fingers in my anushole
Then, proceed licking his semen out of my gf's wet vagina while he mocks me and penetrate my ass with some some thick pole or something
