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I'm leaving in an hour to get my dick sucked by an old guy
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I'm leaving in an hour to get my dick sucked by an old guy for a "donation" of $200.

He approached me a month ago with the offer. Complimenting my muscles and physique and saying he's into young, hot college guys. I politely turned him down, and thanked him for the compliments. To each their own and all that.

But here I am a month later, and I need the money. I'm on the verge of homelessness. I brought it up to my brother and ex, like "Haha, that was weird." and even they said I should have done it. "Easiest $200 you'll ever make."

I feel sick. I know there's nothing to stress over. Just a blowjob, big deal. But this is happening, and it's hard to breathe.

I started lifting to get a qt3.14. That's all I wanted. I haven't gotten laid in months. But here I am, about to do g4p. I don't know who I am anymore.

>T-tri's for the guys..?
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>>37336206
I'm really sorry you're having a hard time anon.
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>>37336206
>I brought it up to my brother and ex
Here's how I know you made this shit up. Better luck next time.
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Having your dick in another man's mouth is the manliest thing you can do, don't worry about it to much, it's not like you'll be sucking his dick, in that case it's pretty gay and don't do it

Go wreck him, champ, I believe in you
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200 $ that's it?????? Jesus fuck bro come on at least get enough for a down payment on a new apartment or something... , if he can afford 200 for that he can afford more...
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>>37336206
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>>37336206
man to man anon, sorry about what you're going through. If you don't want to, don't man. things will get better.. but if you decide to do it, don't be ashamed. you did what you had to. best of luck to you bro
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Nothing gay bout getting ya dick sucked m8
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>>37336718
Thanks, man. I needed to hear that. Keep being you.
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>>37336724
If it helps, there's a lot worse things than getting $200 for a bj ... if you do do it (I would) try to bargain for more, tell him you're in need of the money. Just don't tell anybody what you did. Again, anon, don't be ashamed bro.. it's life, it's whatever. Cheers
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Bump for an update when you get back.


N...no homo of course.
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>>37336817
same.. and where u out of OP? I want this guys contact info tryna get my dick sucked for $200
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>>37336206
>be me
>several years ago
>working as bus inspector
>waiting in the bus stop waiting for the next and last turn to end my shift
>an old guy approaches to me and start making some small talk
>nothing wrong
>Suddenly offers to suck my dick
>"Ehrr.. no thanks I need to keep working"
>Ive been waiting the bus for about 20 mins at this point
>this old guys keeps insisting 10 mins straight
>bus finally comes
>mfw
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>>37336866
why not let him suck you off? I dont understand
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>>37336866
Bus inspectors be sexy as fuck yo!
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>>37336743
Yeah, you're right. I've done worse for less. No one's getting hurt. It challenges how I think of myself but whatever.

It's not a huge horrible thing - I think - but I'm also not kidding myself about the reality of what I'm about to do. I'm basically late at this point.

It is what it is.

>>37336817
Lol, sure why not; if I'm not too drunk and/or this thread isn't dead by tomorrow.

I'm trying to get as drunk as I can without getting whiskey dick. Getting close I think.

It's weird. This is the only place I can think to vent about this or get advice.

>>37336860
I live in Oregon. Which is mostly pretty liberal as far as these things go. Or so I've heard. First time it's been in my face like this.
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>>37336724
ASK FOR 1,000 you'll get the money.
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>>37336893
Don't do it youre going to regret it honest OP.
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>>37336894
What makes you think that?

I live in a college town. There are plenty of decent looking dudes to proposition. I assume there's nothing all that special about me.

But on the other hand, this guy has been very, very enthusiastic. So idk.
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>>37336907
As long as I don't get a disease and this doesn't end up on the internet somehow (dude is a gay porn talent scout), I can live with myself. I'm going to make as much clear to him.
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I'd do it. $200 would pay my gym membership for the next half year and a little more left for some protein powder. Plus I'd be getting my dick sucked. Win win.
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>>37336893
>ive done worse for less
now im interested
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>>37336909
just ask for more money. he'll be eager to suck your cock and gobble your cum so he'll give you whatever you want. wear something good looking. i wouldnt suggest getting drunk, he'll probably rip you off.. better to be alert. just bust a nut in his face bro and dip
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all these anons are obviously gay. the only place where getting your dick sucked by a man is acceptable is in prison/jail if you want to be able to face yourself in the mirror. you really want to accept the fact that you're a whore now? where's your self respect dude...
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>>37337017
shut the hell up you faggot. nothing is gay about this. what would be gay if OP didnt need the money and/or was doing it for free, or sucking dick. getting paid to bust a nut in a time of need is chill, r u 5

still waiting for the old mans phone number OP. Can you post his address too
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>>37337039
i got a great idea OP. get your dick sucked for $200, take pics of him doing it. then, hold the pics ransom saying you'll expose him to millions of anons with his address and contact info unless he pays you more. dude, who knows, he might shill out $10,000 to keep you quiet
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>>37336206
Enjoy your AIDS
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>>37337066
ask him where he works too beforehand, then threaten to expose him to his co-workers. this dude is obviously a secret-gay living a normal straight life .. so this'll scare the shit outta him. threaten to expose him to his wife 2
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I've taken it up the ass by a 54 years old rich dude for months now, he pays really fucking well. I don't really enjoy it and don't find any sexual pleasure or excitement, but a job is a job. He has offered more if I allow him to bring a friend so they can team up on me but I haven't agreed to that yet
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>>37336206
enjoy your herpes
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>>37336943

Can't you ask someone like your brother for money?

this seems like a bad idea. If you don't want to do it, then don't do it, it's as simple as that.
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If you're worried about it being gay, just get some girl to suck your dick for $200 instead.
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>>37337086
bro where did you find this gig? How much is he paying you?
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>>37336206
hold up, the guy was paying you to suck your didgeridoo?
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>>37336206
As long as you don't suck that man benis you're good m9
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>work on your body and get /fit/
>hope to score sweet pussy
>end up with your penis in an elderly man's mouth
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>>37336879
He was an ugly old man, ugly people can't be good
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>>37337137
kek
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>>37337109
I was training outside really late (close to midnight) in a park / training area nearby which is always empty. I usually stop to do some chin-ups and dips and what not while I jog past it. He was there watching and started smalltalking and offered me great money if I blew him (400 euros) and it all took off from there. I'm not one to say no to money and I was kind of curious what it even is like, pretty boring desu and taking it in the ass is uncomfortable but like I said, a job is a job. He calls me like once or twice a week and asks if I'm available, pays anywhere from 500 to 1000 each fuck (I insisted cash only, he wanted to be more of a sugar daddy). So that's some grands in a month for very little effort
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>>37336206

>Not having a gym bro that sucks your dick jokingly between sets

shits funny breh some times i nut but its all jokes at the end of the day
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Thanks for the support/advice, bros. Here I go. Maybe I'll update when I get back. I don't know.
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This is pretty normal, OP, just roll with it, take your money and be safe. Lots of dudes have done this for various periods of they're lives.

mouths are gender nuetral, the worst part is dudes don't smell like chicks but up your mental fantasy game and get through it.

P.S. the old dude knows you're uncomfortable and grossed out and he's getting off on that, he's not expected like an enthusiastic cocksman, he wants to revel in your naivete
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Better to be homeless and keep your dignity.

Homelessness is usually temporary. Living the rest of your life knowing you sucked a dick and lost every ounce of your masculinity and dignity is not.

Take pic related for instance. This guy is homeless and has to live in a tent. Can't even put a roof over his wife's head. Yet he still takes the time to stay groomed, relax, have a smoke, and even sit up straight and pop a smirk for the camera. This man has probably lost everything in the great depression, yet he still has his pride.

Keep your pride anon.
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>>37337809
Op is gonna get HIS dick sacked and get paid for it.
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>>37337313
you won't you're still here behind your PC like the rest of us. this fucking thing is fabricated and we all know it

. what a pathetic way to live making such bullshit like this what the fuck is wrong with you man?

just do something normal until you feel sleepy. video games or some youtube videos man..
what the fuck made you think it was any way clever to make a stupid thread like this?


come on OP, get it together man.
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>>37337866
The point still stands.

To think that makes it any better is sickening.
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>>37337039
you're confused anon, having your dick in a man's mouth is quite gay. unless there's no available pussy, then it's just an ends justifies the means situation.
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>>37337209
So this is what its like when you grow up without a father.
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>>37337928
be glad you have one, better yet call the man and tell him how much of a loveless faggot OP is and laugh about it together with some beers :))))
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>>37337809
ohhhh shut theeee fuuuckkk upp you enormous homo
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>waaah homeless

Sucka, I dont mean to break it to you but living in your car compared to being a fag is a real easy choice to make.

>but my ex and friend said to--

You might as well just be a gay escort at this point lad. You have no backbone or you're open to men sucking your dick.
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>>37337214
B-brojob?
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Update?
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>>37337809
>sit up straight
his posture is shit
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How can one get dick sucked by an old man? Unless you're keen
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>>37336206
Do it brah, $200 is $200, plus there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.
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I've got a humiliation and power play fetish and do stuff like this from time to time. It's a win-win situation since I get to enjoy myself and get money out of it at the same time. Ofc the customers all think I'm straight and doing it for the money lel
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>>37336724
A tranny wanted to pay me 500 dollars to fuck it's boi pucci...as entertaining as making 500 dollars to bust a nut was I couldn't live with putting my dick in a man. I'm not judging you bro it's not like your actually gay but once you open that door you will forever have the memory of some old dude swirling your load in his mouth....just promise me you will say
n-no homo at the end
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