training to be a vigilante thread
post plans, routines, ideas, even experiences.
Bumping out of curiosity
>>37309757
it usually goes somewhere with some guy from spain, or another one from detroit talking about how they re beating up niggers and gypsies, but as far as i know they have yet to deliver photos
>>37309757
Me too
Does this include building things?
bumping with photo of batman pressing lmao1jap
1 Watch kick-ass X F
2 Eat Doritos
3 Wear that weird leather mask you found on the basement
4 ????
5 PRO/FIT/
>>37309645
it isn't even sunday
>>37309645
>>37309814
Don't forget that one Batmanfag
Did anyone screencap the guy who was planning on beating up armed criminals with only his fists and stealth as the "Menacing Marauder"?
>>37309645
>training to be a vigilante thread
Become a hero, then do a 180 and become a villain
Haven't been on /fit/ for like two years.
What happened to that guy in Eastern Europe who was vigilantebro and was beating the shit out of drug dealers in the woods?
>>37310072
>>37310072
What's this story about?
>>37310177
>>37310067
>>37310049
dunno about these guys but i'd like to hear more.
>>37310440
I don't have any of the screencaps for Eurobro but there was one guy who said fuck it and started posting here about how he was going to kick the shit out of a bunch of drug dealers in Eastern Europe and did so.
Then he crashed some deal indawoods and the shit turned sour and he had to crawl through underbrush avoiding 6 angry European drug dealers or some shit.
Then he posted again being scared as fuck for his life.
>>37310457
pretty fucking interesting, i was considering pulling shit like that myself when i was younger, but i started making it a little and i stopped entertaining the thought.
either that, or i legitimately got scared for my gains
https://youtu.be/3bRp2-ihx10
>>37310199
Check out the summary and give it a read if you're interested
Very simplistically it's a story with evil superman
>http://comicastle.org/manga-irredeemable-2009.html
>>37310049
My sides are gone
>>37309645
shoot yourslef with low caliber to build up your bullet tolerance
>>37312408
Make some armor out of titanium. Seriously, just get your hands on some titanium and make armor out of it. Shits expensive, but your life is worth it bitch. You don't wanna just go out there and get killed or put out of commission cause some monkey decided to shoot your dumb ass.
>tfw these newfriends weren't around for guardian threads
>>37310049
holy fuck. this is great
>>37314264
I'm curious about what grade titanium they used in this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fBkNIROg4
>>37312408
>>37314317
care to go into detail
>>37309645
We need to keep this thread alive, it's an interesting concept. Let's talk routines tho, what's the best one for vigilantism? I'd imagine it would be orientated around strength, cardio, and some form of martial arts
>>37310013
Yes.
>>37309645
Get to work, OP.
>>37310049
this is fucking gold bro
>>37310049
>21 brownjack
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>37310017
You know as a kid when you see someone in movies pressing another grown individual you dont think
>wow that's amazing! He picked a guy over his head!
You were slightly impressed. Now that everyone here worksout to some extent and realizes the difficulty it is/was to get 1pl8 over your head you think of all those movies where a fucking beast of a man easily picked someone up and threw them.
>>37315448
i'd say training in striking martial arts like boxing, muay thai and old-school karate if you can find a good teacher, grappling, sambo or rastlin, and some weapon courses, fma and range training with fire arms.
also when it comes to conditioning i'd say training in heavy compounds and gymnastics movements is pretty important.
but there is much more, that's why i made thread to discuss things like SERE-type shit, tending to wounds, free running, tactical situations and so on.
>>37315797
that's hard but not impossible breh. a couple of years training like a powerlifter and anyone could theoretically do it
>>37310049
I'm saving this shit twice
>>37315894
No one said it was impossible you mouth breather. I said it's fucking impressive but we don't appreciate it as much until we actually try.
Just like you said it takes years of training as a powerlifter to do that. That's impressive you cuck.
>>37310049
>WHO IS THE CATFISHMAN?
11/10
>>37316076
You know what's strange?
It took me longer to go from 110lbs to 135lbs
than it did
To go from 135lbs to 170lbs
>>37316220
probably because of the traps every noob falls into, like a bad diet, not getting enough rest, shitty routines and poor form
>>37316302
I already did well at each of those. The thing was, I just didn't have any delts.
I've been in various sports for a while and knew decent nutrition from the beginning.
I made small improvements to nutrition-but I think what made the difference was training both higher and lower rep ranges instead of riding out at 5 reps.
I did both 10 reps and heavy singles in the same week and got to over a bodyweight press.
>>37316302
>>37316503
>cool thread about vigilantes
>2 of dyelzbulb's children shit it up
>>37316554
well make it great again faggot, contribute to it
>>37316554
I was going to post advice, but got interested by a reply.
>Heavy tactical gloves
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019EU22UC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_MKXrxb59CZHA2
>Useful for striking
>Steel toe boots
Easy for kicking
These are my top two recommendations.
Next, we go to general gear.
>Batons/asps
are nice if your state laws allow-or if you don't plan on getting caught. Have a disposal plan prepared for the asp-especially if you are likely to get caught trespassing
>Bolt cutters and a crow-bar
$40 max for both. You can literally get into anywhere that doesn't have a pricey lock or actual guards
>Headlamp
Good, but best not to use one that isn't red or green. Best not to use at all unless it's set to strobe for disorientation.
>motorcycle armor
Good if you plan on getting hit.
Important skills for training
>Rock climbing
>Bouldering
>Buildering
Get good at climbing. Always helps. Metolious grips for finger/tendon strength is the best route. Hang them on any PULLUP bar.
>Muscle ups
Common motion for topping buildings (except you can use your legs)
>Long jump and vertical jump training
Obvious benefit for easy maneuvering
>Jump landing balance
Practice jumping far and landing in precise spots. It's useful for landing in areas that aren't perfect
>Practice running on rough terrain like in the woods
Helps the mind process small obstacles such as roots or rocks.
>Olympic ring training. Chins, pull ups, and dips
Obvious pull and push strength
>Grappling
>Wrestling
>Striking
Get a heavy bag to hit. Even if you aren't getting coached, there are tons of online tutorials
>Flexibility
Specifically legs to get better kicks
>Dodging
Set up a ball on a string hanging from a ceiling. Practice dodging it. Great drill if you don't have a partner
>Heavy bag throwing
Good for grappling training without a partner. Pick the heavy bag up. Practice heaving, throwing, etc.
>Pole/staff training
Using a gun isn't ideal unless you are within your legal rights. There will always be a broomstick or something lying around.
I had nothing to do for 1 year when i was 18-19, and i spent a lot of time just trolling around my town at night, eventually i decided to fuck up some criminals
My routine for doing this:
MMA 3x week (most suited martial art imo because it filtered out all the bullshit thats infested other martial arts through trial and error)
Krav Maga 2x a week (basically adding eye gouges, small joint manipulation and lowblows to my skillbox)
Parkour 3x a week (mostly running, climbing up walls fast and jumping down stuff without hurting myself)
Lifting after MMA and krav maga
I also always had to brass knuckles on me readily available
after doing this routine for 6 months i felt prepared and hit the streets
dunno what drove me into this really, my life was shit at the time and it felt justified to beat up criminals. Had to run a couple of times. Never had anything serious happen to me.
>>37310049
>that day 4 ending
goddammit, I didn't see that one coming
>>37310049
jesus fucking christ, not even joking, this could actually be made into a movie
>>37316661
>>37316753
Thanks for advice mayne
>endless people in the world
>you'd think at least a few autists would wear a costume, fight crime successfully and make the news
where IS everybody?
>>37315109
About 2-3 years ago, there was a tripfag called Guardian that posted updates on his vigilantism maybe once a week. He wasn't going out every single night and stopping petty crime shit. He would post about him getting some informants on some organized crime groups, and how he would try to fuck up their meetings if some deals were going down. Nobody knew if he was serious or not, but he had detailed some of his methods and equipment enough that it seemed plausible. I don't know how long he did this for, but it was common enough that I'd see his threads pretty regularly.
He eventually quit because he said he wound up knocking some girl up, and wanted to be in the kid's life
>>37317667
>you'd think at least a few autists would wear a costume, fight crime successfully and make the news
They do, but only the supremely autistic,and it depends on your definition of successful here
https://youtu.be/WaNsVEGbc5Y
>>37310199
It's bretty good mate
>>37310049
we should all start this in our cities, after all catfishman can't be killed or arrested for he's an idea, a symbol.
>>37318093
THIS, any ideas on how to do it in tinder without giving them my real number tho?
>>37317754
i don't know man, sound like someone had a lot of fun b8ing /fit/, but i guess it's possible
>>37318336
That's part of the cool thing about it. Probably half of the posts in the threads were incredulous responses to him because it was just as feasible that they were bullshitting everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all some dude getting off on typing out some power fantasy. But I still like to think that there was something to what they were sharing
>>37310049
This is kinda mean though. I just hope it's fake.
>>37317838
>"you walk downstairs, you have breakfast, you say hello to your girlfriend..."
>"so you have a girlfriend?"
>"well i was just metaphorically speaking"
Unsurprising kek
>>37315448
Parkour and a grappling art would be great. Hard to punch your way out of a rear naked choke, and hard to catch someone capable of running up walls.
If you have the time to learn a striking art too, then muay thai with its elbows and low kicks would be pretty fucking great. Of course, the minute someone pulls out a knife or a gun, you want to be leaping fences pretty fucking quickly, so train your 400m sprint too.
>>37315465
>Pressure points
Yeah, that's not going to work.
>>37317667
it would seem that the only ones making the news are out of shape turbo autists who don't do shit and are just role-playing
>>37316661
if i were to go out and beat the shit out of petty criminals i'd build my own gear. it's not that hard to come up with basic prototypes for some gadgets, building them might be harder but assembling a basic workshop shouldn't be too hard for your average man
>>37309645
Plan: become vengeance, become the night, same my city
>>37319566
Who are you callin' a turbo autist, criminal scum?
>>37319599
Depends on what gear.
Staffs and what-not?
Maybe.
Small add-ons or armor, I can definitely understand.
Other materials are just cheaper
>>37319750
yeah shit like that. modding weapons and adding plates made out of stronger materials on the costume/armor
>>37319807
Bringing a disposable staff is goat.
>>37309645
sink all the refugee boats in the Mediterranean this summer
>>37315465
>squats 5x10 @ 525lbs
Jesus fuck. I Wonder whats Batmans raw 1 rep max is.
>>37319542
Or just have one yourself.
Getting a gun with rubber bullets will not be frowned upon by society and it can just as easily be intimidating and it can disengage someone pretty quickly.
Also some self defense stuff.
>>37318155
Get an app on your phone thatll give you a new number to recieve and make calls with. Give the tinder sloot that number
>>37320336
do useful rubber bullets guns even exist ?
>>37318093
I think I'm going to do this. Catfishman can be the new Anonymous.
I wanna be a real pirate. Can I just go to Somalia and join up?
>>37320727
no you'd probably get raped and ransomed, or sent into the slave market
>>37320413
It's dependent on the gun. A hand cannon can break bones which could obviously disarm someone and might make them go into shock. However center mass shots become that much riskier as you could cause long term damage and potentially death in some cases. But most handguns with rubbers will likely just serve to piss someone off more at the worst, and scare them off at best.
>>37320781
i was wondering if a bow and arrow could work on the streets. either by using blunt head arrows or by aiming them at the limbs in order to not kill the guy you're aiming for.
this guy looks pretty fucking impressive with a bow and arrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
>>37310049
>who is the catfishman poster
Haha holy shit.
>>37320931
It would only work in specific situations, so it's not entirely useful in higher stress situations.
Basically you'd be able to get in 2 shots at most if you have the element of surprise. You wouldn't be aiming for the limbs because the target is far too small to hit reliably in quick situations and will also very likely be moving. Notice how the dude in that video is hitting center mass with his quick shots. That's going to be your best chance of hitting things, but again, depending on the material of the arrows and the poundage of the bow itself, you either run the risk of causing serious long term damage or you'll just piss off your target.
Not to mention the quick shot of an arrow is still several times longer than the action of just pulling a trigger
>>37321091
of course it could only be used in specific situations, but i was thinking about the effectiveness of a bow in those specific situations as an alternative to fire arms, or weapons that aren't effective.
it is implied that anyone going out with a bow hoping to survive chimp out is supposed to git gud
>>37320931
>>37321091
Also, puncturing limb shots would also be potentially fatal unless you provide immediate first aid considering the potential for arterial severing
>>37321155
It would be useful for those specific situations, however those situations would be too uncommon to justify carrying that shit around
>>37310049
Man, that was a trip, almost batemanlike
>>37321181
i guess so. it would be anymore useful than a sniper rifle. good against standing targets when you're at a relative long distance away from them. it does however have many cons.
>>37310049
>ever seen hunger games
Holy fuckin shit
get a good lightweight shield and you're golden. also irl roided captain america when ?
>>37315465
> kata
> pressure points
> 1 hour sparring a week
This is written by someone who has literally never done martial arts
>>37321346
It's also written by someone who knows fuck all about lifting
>mfw 10x5 squats at more than 5pl8
Some people have actually tried to seriously do this with a predicated outcome for them:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/vigilante-ninja-arrested-pennsylvania-article-1.1429621
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4696393/man-dresses-as-ninja-to-fight-crime-but-ends-up-getting-arrested.html
>>37321607
Wait, that's not the end of it.
http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2008/08/22/ninja.html
>>37321607
>Baker was ordered to carry out 60 hours of unpaid work after being prosecuted for carrying an offensive weapon in a public place
>He fashioned a Samurai sword out of wood
Fucking Welsh...
doubt anyones posted this yet. hopefully youre the same anon from /co/ OP, i was enjoying that thread
>>37321748
You're off by several hours, m9 >>37315465
>>37321428
True, but in fairness to the routine, Batman is supposed to be a "peak human" as in the greatest physical specimen of man that can exist without being considered superhuman. As far as his writers are concerned, that includes casually benching 1000lbs and squatting 6pl8 for reps. Whether that's right or wrong is irrelevant.
>>37321694
Hey, Bokkens fucking hurt.
>>37321882
Yes, but he didn't make a bokken.
>>37321262
It's my goal to become Captain America desu. It's one of the reasons I got into lifting and I'll be pouring time into martial arts training. I also always knew I'd go into the military, but I've resolved to stay in until I become a Captain and then piss off before they can demote me.
>>37310049
This guy must be the biggest fucking loser on earth if you met him. What a broken sad person. Its probably fake too which means this is like a written out fantasy which is even more pathetic.
>>37321428
Just because you cant.
>>37322081
I didn't say it was impossible. I'm saying it's a retarded protocol that would cause more harm than good
>>37321882
>>37321941
He did. Journalist are just retards and do no research
>>37322629
>Never going to be Batman mode confirmed
>>37323278
Good thing I'm aiming for Nightwing mode, then :^)
>>37322061
Or maybe it was satire humor you pathetic cunt
>>37324458
It gives me great pride to see someone recognizing my /co/ husbando.
>>37326286
Great taste, famalam. Just check them glutes
>>37326226
>satire humor
You are retarded
>>37316788
what criminals did u stop?
Don't do it.
>be me
>be 14
>reading a lot of comics
>especially DC's "Manhunter" reboot
>decide i'm gonna be a Manhunter
>get some cheap red and blue sweats
>cut them up and painstakingly hand-sew them together so they look like his costume
>get some michael meyers-type mask and spray-paint it silver
>find some lead pipes and paint them up, too
>kick-ass manhunter batons dude wat
>go on first patrol in my city
>99% white town of 15K people with no buildings taller than 3 stories
>literally nothing ever happens
>just wondering around through people's backyards so no one sees me on the sidewalk and picks on me
>boring as shit
>decide to twirl my kick-ass batons around like a fucking Bruce Lee vigilante madman
>one goes flying right through some dude's kitchen window
>instantly everyone in the fucking neighborhood is coming outside to see what the fuck is up
>i throw the other baton away to "dispose of evidence"
>it smashes through his garage window
>dude's outside now
>other dudes are coming over with flashlights
>"herb are you OK should i call the cops"
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>i just bolt
>everybody sees me
>"after that pervert!"
>fucking like six dudes chasing me
>one's my gym teacher
>i give them a pretty good run for it
>through four or five different blocks by now
>sirens getting closer
>now my english teacher has joined the chase
>can see flashing red and blue lights everywhere
>people fucking yelling all over town
>gonna make one last sprint for it
>if i can get to the woods just past clovis grove
>i can ditch the costume and pretend i was also chasing "the pervert"
>hauling fucking balls through the yards and over fences and shit
>smash into a five-foot chickenwire fence surrounding Nancy Kropidolowski's vegetable garden
>it fucking envelopes me like some sort of villianous trap
>i burn into a carrot patch wrapped in 20 feet of chicken wire
>the mob, now including my math teacher, is upon me
>"officers the pervert's over here"
1/???
>local man killed while out wearing bondage suit
>>37315465
Someone needs to try this routine and document it. Like how Reddit got someone to do the Rock's routine for a month.
>>37326608
morepls
>>37326608
>though my mask is now twisted so i can't see, i can still detect four or five flashlight beams
>"there's nothing but a pile of dirty blue and red rags"
>"officers he's wearing some sort of pervert uniform"
>"like a gang member" my gym teacher adds
>the cops spend 30 minutes disentangling me from the chickenwire
>"lucas?" asks all me teachers as the cops pull the mask off my head
>like some kind of fucking scooby doo mystery
>"i-i-i was out f-fighting... "
>everyone's staring at me like i'm a fucking retard
>"... crime"
>no one says anything
>they load me into a cop car
>i explain everything to the cops who just look at me like i'm jeffrey dahmer descrbing eating someone's brains or something
>parents come down to the station
>i can hear the cop talking to them in the hall
>"maybe the judge will just make him get therapy"
>my mom is fucking dying laughing
>my dad's flipping out
>"NANCY KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF"
>"THOSE COMIC BOOKS ARE GOING RIGHT IN THE GOD-DAMNED GARBAGE WHEN WE GET HOME"
>three court appearances over the course of four months to figure out whether i was a pervert
>a burglar
>or telling the truth about my crimefighting escapades
>end up with supervision (juvenile probation), resitution, community service, and a court-appointed psychiatrist
>who is convinced i will grow up into a mass murderer if i don't undergo hypnosis and all this other shit
>fucking gestalt therapy or whatever the fuck
>for three years
>which is also how much time i had left in high school
>"NANA NANA NANA NANA
>"NANA NANA NANA NANA
>"FAGGOT"
I changed my name after graduation. I couldn't go anywhere without someone pointing and telling everyone else I was the pervert who threw a pipe through Herb Schroeder's window after ejaculating in his backyard while watching his wife get ready for bed. I left the town 23 years ago and only go back to see my parents on holidays. People still recognize me and laugh.
>>37326608
>>37326704
You deserve it for being a retard desu
>>37322061
Are you aware that you are posting this in 4chan?
>>37322061
Nope it's 100% legit. How do I know this? I am Catfishman. You don't have to believe me that's cool, but for true, I honestly google "catfishman" every week to see what people are saying about me(most of the time it's results for a game). It makes my otherwise lonely life pretty amazing when I see some random person talking about my exploits, laughing at my shit or calling me a god damn legend.
If you enjoyed that story you should read the next part...
https://imgur.com/a/Dqlg8
^ it's broken up into parts but links are at the bottom of that link.
Also to the guy who said to be Catfishman in your own city. Fucking do it. I even mention it it in the above link, and include a file for you to print out the catfishman logo and apply it to tshirts and calling cards. Be Catfishman.
>>37326903
bless you, based catfishman
>>37326913
Thanks man seeing stuff like that honestly makes me smile.
Just for you I put the theme song back up on vocaroo. :)
Enjoy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0igxS1WG6KL
>>37309645
Why does blue beetle look like scooby here?
>>37326903
You're a real hero, catfishman.
>>37326951
Because he's dressed similarly to that before
>>37310049
>Brownjack
>Ever seen the hunger games?
thank god for Catfishman
>>37326903
Dear god Catfishman is it really you? You're my hero. Have you returned to a life of catfishing, or are those threads the last of it?
>>37326903
Oh god there is more, I only ever read your beginning. This is the best shit ever
>>37326903
Catfishman you are my husbando
I love you
n-no homo
>>37326903
Thank you, Catfish Man
>>37326970
..How did we ever not think Scooby was gay?
>>37326903
Thank you based Catfishman, you're a true hero for the smartphone generation
>>37326970
Oh yeah I remember that video
>>37327144
We all knew. Some just preferred to live in denial.
>>37322034
kek
e
k
good luck getting to that rank
>>37326903
You're doing god's work.
Godspeed, Cat fish man.
>>37322034
different guy but i was thinking the same thing. get money, build a nigh indestructbile shield out of titanium poured onto a carbon nanofiber mesh, also use other expensive shit to put in it, go into the army, get weird SSS-like from the future and go out on patrols dressed as a turbo autist calling yourself captain america.
>>37326903
GODSPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>>37315465
Why does he C&J so little compared to his retarded powerlifts?
>>37328883
because it's not a real routine
