>Amy Schumer has a message to all of her haters out there.
>Photos recently emerged showing the comedian in a one-piece bathing suit while on vacation with her boyfriend Ben Hanisch and critics on social media began hounding the Comedy Central star over her figure.
>But leave it to none other than Schumer herself to put everyone who has an opinion about her beach body in their place.
>"I mean to write ‘good morning trolls!' I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in your that makes you feel powerless and alone," the 34-year-old wrote.
>"This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!"
Ahh yes, very impressive
She's only 34? Damn, white women really do age poorly.
>>37305429
>Jews
>White
>>37305323
I just don't get why she is a thing now. She isn't attractive and isn't funny.
>>37305429
She's got a goy mother and a jewish dad.
>>37305460
This.
She hasn't contributed anything of note in her career.
she is the worst kind of overweight
>fat
>no boobs
>no ass
>no face
>no hope
>>37305323
>I think I look strong and healthy
>Strong and healthy
>Strong
>Healthy
>>37305481
>I know this is what I will become if I ever became fat
>I weight only 60kg but no ass/tits and only stomach fat
I'm glad I never was fat and never will be fat
>>37305323
But that's not a one piece
I don't get how someone can build a career out of the pudgy raunchy comedian archetype and then get angry when people make mild jokes about her sexuality or her weight.
>>37305460
There is a huge push for female comedians to succeed in order to break the stigma that women can't be funny.
her success really seems to be marketing instead of humor.
She's deluded
But why bother waste your time discussing some z-listers body on social media?
I think everyone involved in this should take a long hard look at themselves, starting with her
>>37305323
f a t
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>>37305323
>makes constant self-deprecating jokes about how powerless and alone she is
>calls out people who say "unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in your that makes you feel powerless and alone"
I can't wait for this meme of a person to die
>>37305323
Its triggers me that she's dating a turbochad
>>37305323
>that picture
MAN THE HARPOONS
jesus christ, I just ate
why do bikinis exist for fat people
>>37305723
There should be a maximum size desu
>>37305323
Welp, she's not a hamplanet. BMI prob around 25 or maybe a little higher. Upper range, sure, but probably still in good health is she maintains with a good diet and some activity.
I'm all for putting pretentious lardasses in their place for being delusionally self destructive and a bad example, but she is neither of these things. It's just aesthetics at this point. If you don't like how she looks just don't fucking sleep with her.
>>37305637
It's funny because that's only an issue in Murrica. Even funnier because almost all American stand-up/sketch comedians are incredibly unfunny anyway.
Meanwhile Yurope comedy has god-tier male and female comedians. And they don't make shitty PG comedies, thank god.
>>37305812
you are fucking blind
go see an optometrist right now
>SS claims another victim
>>37305323
>t. A woman that doesn't think she's plus sized
Good job feeding those trolls, Amy. I'm sure they feel devastated over your reaction to their insincere post-meta-ironic opinions.
>>37305847
>God-tier female comedians
Name some, yuropoor.
And we've had some great male comedians too.
>>37305637
The sad thing is her show was actually pretty funny prior to the strong woman mantra she's been on lately. Women can be funny but the problem is most female comics cover topics that are either exclusive to women to get or deprecating to men.
>lol guys are so dumb
>something something my vagina
Yeah guys do the same in their routine but guys don't cry if women don't find it funny. It's not for them. Maybe the problem is the comedy audience is mostly men.
>mfw every feminist issue can be boiled down to a misunderstanding of supply & demand or that sociopaths exist
>>37305323
What a charade. She is not happy with how she looks, why else would she come out, defending her body? why would she give this even a modicum of attention?
It's a facade, based in insecurity
>>37305477
She still identifies as Jewish and more importantly, the Jews consider her Jewish
also, this was kind of funny and catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyeTJVU4wVo
>>37305323
If I hear the words "Strong" and "Healthy" one more goddamn time I swear
>>37305847
America has literally won international awards and shit for being the funniest place ever. We've perfected comedy. Literal kings of it.
Jesus Christ she looks like a man when she doesn't have makeup on.
>>37305632
>I don't get how women can be hypocritical
Sweet summer child...
>>37305323
Other people took pictures of her and posted online.
She's not like those other fatties
Don't blame her, you bunch of faggots.
>>37305989
This. Once of the first things anybody from a foreign country is warned about is our sarcastic dry sense of humor. At a cultural level, interactions are made to be jokes. If course we produce funny people. Maybe not as much as Canadia but still pretty good.
>Americans aren't funny
>most top comedians are American
>American school system sucks
>most of the top universities are American
When will Europeans stop being so preoccupied with what we do and don't do? We certainly don't care what you do.
>>37306077
>most of the top universities are American
>implying you can learn something at a shooting range
>>37306108
PLEASE FUCK NO.
Didn't she get caught stealing other comedians' material?
>>37305847
>MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
>>37306096
>Cant even argue without using memes
Thanks for proving how superior yuropoor education is
>>37306096
>>37306096
Yeah we should replace them with cultural enrichment schools.
:^)
>>37305666
Nice attempt newfag. Try using all capitals next time
>>37305637
her comedy is largely written for and aimed at women. women find it funny. i believe her success comes from a combination of the fact that there are very few stand-up comics actively aiming at a mostly female audience, and her luck in timing the launching of her career during the current upswing in SJW activity in our popular and social culture. ive watched some of her shit with an open mind, and found maybe 10% of it to be funny to me. Therefore, she has no appeal to me, but unlike a lot of other people, nothing she says or does rustles my jimmies in any way. She's too low on my radar. I don't get how so many people are concerned enough to hate on her. Overly sensitive jimmies I guess. /shrug.
>>37306453
It's because she's the poster child for the SJW media swing for exactly the reason you described it. She gets the ire because she's pushed front and center with her shitty tv show and her movie despite being known for stealing jokes, so it is an admittedly easy target, but at the same time a very present one.
Remember how much shit Carlos Mencia got when he was a bigger name and got caught stealing jokes? There's some proportionality there, albeit a bigger proportion considering Schumer is a bigger name, but there's an element that any criticism of her can be written of as misogyny or sexist. And the typical response to when your criticism is handwaved away with bullshit logic like that is to criticize even louder.
>>37306543
If Carlos was a nigger it might have been better for him.
But yeah, criticism of Schumer for stealing jokes was attacked for being sexist and illegitimate, kind of the way it's going for that stupid Ghostbusters movie.
>>37306194
Yeah... but
>>37306573
Exactly. The Ghostbusters movie would've gotten shit pretty much regardless of the casting because of the simple fact that they're remaking Ghostbusters. Maybe the filmmakers knew this to a degree and attempted to invoke some sexism shielding to safe face, but it's unfair that people can't express disdain from what has been released so far without it being dismissed as bigotry.
But I'm preaching to the choir here, so I'll step off my soap box
>>37305600
It was but her gut caused it to rip in the middle and snap to the current places. Now it's stuck.
>>37305323
Jesus that face
>>37306108
Is the one on the left supposed to be the cute one? She looks like she is 50.
She's like a real-life Cabbage Patch kid.
>>37305323
I don't get why people should care enough to talk about this bitch, she's not a hamplanet screaming about fat acceptance or something, who the fuck cares how she looks like in a bikini
you're all literally retarded, mostly you OP
>>37305323
Her forearms, traps and thumbs are ok.
>>37305637
only funny american women are tina fey and amy poehler
>>37305323
This is so stupid because literally only autists and neckbeards actually give a shit what she looks like anyway, and if she just ignored them and taken the moral high ground, they would get bored and go away pretty quickly. Everyone would acknowledge that she's being the better/more mature person.
But no, she has to try and be clever and sassy about it, and so now she's just asking for people to say shit. This is exactly what they wanted her to do, and I don't see how she doesn't realize that.
I don't know about you guys but this is shit that my parents were telling me since I was 5
>if someone is being mean, they just want a reaction, and if you give them one, it will only get worse
>if you ignore them though, and play it cool, they'll get bored and leave you alone, plus people will more likely take your side
Goddammit Amy, you're not even funny either.
>>37307470
She's not there to look cute. Just a fine example of a common English woman.
>>37306344
>cultural enrichment schools.
you already did
>>37308423
this
they can go without the whole "lol vagina amirite" bullshit which is really refreshing
>>37307665
Is the womyn offended?
>>37305989
>>37306077
lay off the murrica-goggles for a while and take a good look
I am a fan of many american comedians, in fact when I'd have to list my favourite 10 at least 5 of them would be american but come on "murrica numbah one numbah one best in wurl" is getting old
>>37305847
And now for a classic yurop joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The coppers ya cheeky cunt we heard you butterin yer scones wif a knife!
And then two gay pakis rimmed each other in a commercial for kinder eggs
>>37307470
u avin a giggle m8?
that's a top notch bird ya bell end
>>37306543
>>37306573
>>37306642
This is all true to a point. But to be fair, a lot of the criticisms of Schumer (not all, but plenty of it) is absolutely based in misogyny. Now, I'm not trying to be a SJW preacher, because frankly I don't much care one way or the other. But you can't deny that there are plenty of people - especially on the internet, in places like this website, this board, and this thread - that hate her because she's a woman that they don't find attractive, because she's popular in spite of that, and because part of what makes her popular (among women and SJWs) is that she draws attention to that exact dynamic. But why care? Let them have their fat ugly comic.
>>37305637
There's a few chicks I find amusing like sarah millican. American chick comedians, much like most American make comedians just rely on yelling and shock value
> IF I KEEP YELlING AND SAYING NIGGER PEOPLE LAUGH
> iF I KEEO TALKING ABOUT MY PERIOD AND SHOES PEOPLE LAUGH
>>37308676
delete this, I'm getting flashbacks bruv
>>37308734
nah man, you just need to dig a little deeper
Shes built like a fucking tank. Shes not even that fat just a parge build gorl. Look at those forearms and shoulders. If she trained just a little she could be an excellent athlete.
As a member of the tribe I've always been told that unless your mother is jewish you're not a jew. Regardless of what she identifies as (doesn't matter). The jews that are accepting of her must not actually be observant.
>>37305323
What cracks me up about her is all this feminist support yet her jokes are, as far as I've heard, nothing but the new Lisa Lampanellie or however the fuck you spell her name.
To me it shows just how delusion and cult like the whole following is now
>>37308668
Never claimed we are the best in the world. Just pointing out the hitting irony of eurocucks constantly going on about how Americans are shit at the things we are actually number one at. We suck at a lot of things for sure. But don't pretend we aren't good at the things we are literally number one at.
Higher education, foreign proliferation of our media, military might etc.
>>37305323
Who gives a fuck about how she looks? I didn't care before I knew who she was, and I certainly dont care now.
>>37305847
>>37306096
>>37308668
>>37308703
Or it could be that's she's popular and has little to no talent, but sure we'll make this a muh oppression argument
>>37305637
>>37305460
They don't have to market the fat ugly ones like Amy Schumer and Melissa McCarthy. Iliza Shlessinger is funnier than both of them while being a cute fit jew but is nowhere near as popular. But tumblr doesn't want a comedian who's like damn i'm getting fat i should work out when they can have a body positivist one that makes them feel good about themselves.
>>37305860
Underrated
>>37305847
Fuck you, if you like your comedy so much take back Ricky Gervais and Russel Brand. Those two alone are enough to make european comedy as a whole a complete shitfest.
>>37307579
She looks like something you would have to fight in dark souls. Long assume arms, tiny head.
>>37307579
She looks like John Goodman
>>37307579
>This is the spokesman for Bud Light
>>37309099
What's Iliza's best comedy clip on Youtube?
>>37305323
is schumer short for shumaker which is short for jewmaker?
>>37305323
She looks like Will Ferrel
Who?
34?
Jesus.
>>37305323
>>37307579
No way she is a size 6. I wear an american size 2/4 (european 6 usually) and I'm at the very least 50 lbs less than her
>>37309099
Still not funny, but better than the fatties
>>37308797
Should have cast her as brienne the beauty on the game of thrones tv show
>broad shoulders
>unattractive
However she isn't close to 6 feet.
>>37305323
>like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda
I.. I actually think so too. i guess we're done here?
>>37309206
not sure, i don't watch her for the comedy
>>37308696
haha it is funny, because he probably is from England and they have ugly women
>>37308962
such a good line
>>37305847
You know who I don't get? Louis CK. The guy moans about how ridiculously tragic his situation is and what a failure he is, and people eat it up. I can understand a sense of self-deprecating humour, but when you just talk about how shit you have it, you need to go to the therapist's office, and not to the fucking comedy club.
>>37309337
A size 6 is for a 27 inch waist. She is more like a size 10 or 12 US when she's been crash dieting for a few weeks and not ballooned out.
>>37305666
Nice try satan
I would hit that. No shame either.
>>37305454
Jews are basically white now. It's only when they do shifty stuff do you have keyboard warriors jumping up and down against them.
>>37309443
most (non black) comedians are fucked in the head/depressed. they see the humor in everything because they actually find life insanely depressing. like everything is one big joke.
She looks like the kid from Bad Santa.
Please stop pasting Huff Post articles to new threads, if I gave a shit about any of this garbage I would go there and read it.
>>37305323
it's like there is a thin person trapped inside a whale, and is trying to escape.
>>37305454
Ashkenazi jews are actually of european decent. They've literally been lying,cheating,usurping and stealing their way to the top for about 1000 years now
>>37305637
She's a jew. They own the media and help each other get in the spotlight.
>>37305878
But she called herself Ms. Trunchbull.
>>37305323
Gee, what a withering comeback that is. What a witty and incisive bit of writing. That's why you don't fuck with a comedian, boys and girls, they can take heckling on the chin and give it back tenfold all day long. What a retort, wow. Those nasty trolls are probably writing sincere letters of apology right now, after that epic call-out. Scalding, positively scalding.
...unless of course it's an unfunny "comedienne" in which case she'll revert to a simpering "p-please no bully, anybody who doesn't compliment me is a t-troll" response and wait for a human wall of liberal white males to form in front of her.
Seriously, the inability of female comedians to properly commit to self-deprecating humour is probably the reason they'll never be as funny as men.
>>37305323
yo do people really just sit around and fucking rash on people they've never met constantly
bitch doesn't even look good but i got better things to do nigga
get a life you fucking faggot turbo autists
>>37311203
But you still took the time to type out this dumbshit post when you allegedly had "so many better things to do"
More like you're a lazy ass welfare nigger with no job and the things you got to do are pick up your welfare and then spend it on liquor and drugs.
>>37310765
>the inability of female comedians to properly commit to self-deprecating humour is probably the reason they'll never be as funny as men.
but that's literally the only comedy women are able to do
"I'm a slut and I have a huge vagina. teehee"
>>37309383
Gotdamn
>>37305323
pics? The pic in your picture is years old. Where are the new ones?
>>37311441
ew
thats a shitty boob gap
>>37311497
Would still smash
>>37309383
Uncensored?
>>37305323
>writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone
>it's not me who's insecure, i-it's you! Therefore I don't need to focus on improving myself. HA, take that haters!
the things fatties tell themselves to justify their shit physique
>>37311717
but... this is a blueboard anon!
>>37305323
Looks like fucking Brienne of Tarth
>>37311497
Really? That is the little shit you are going to nit-pick over? Better put your dick in a jar and pop it up on the mantle because it's definitely never going to see any use.
Alternatively you could just stop kidding yourself and start fucking twinks. They don't have any boob gap at all. No homo.
>>37311860
im just saying for a famous person, thats a shitty chest.
>flat tits that hang like pancakes nailed to a mattress
>Cottage cheese belly
>Legs like two sacks filled with Bologna
>Thighs that stick together as if filled with subdermal magnets
>That horrid face
>>37305711
She's either his beard or he's a gold digger.
>>37311930
Fame != Perfect body
They are just normal people with a talent that people enjoy. There is no imperative for them to use their affluence to turn their body into your fap fetish.
I know that sounds like some real bullshit SJW talk, but don't you follow the same creed? Don't you improve your own body for yourself and not for those around you?
>>37311969
why post a nude picture if you arent ok with criticism?
regardless, that's a big gap. you could fit a small car in there.
>>37312021
Either:
A: She sent that to a lover who leaked it
B: She did it for publicity (like an attention whore)
or
C: She needs validation like every sad fuck on this board
We're not so different.
>>37305323
That photo (and the set) is old as fuck. >>37305600
>>37312021
Nobody said she wasn't ok with criticism. But there's criticism for criticism's sake (i.e. to improve someone's efforts in some way), then there's nitpicky shit like when you say they have 'x flaw for a famous person'.
>>37312056
well she looks like shit
goes to show how highly we overrate celebs
>>37310367
That's the worst analysis of anything I've ever heard of in my life
she is ugly as fuck and looks like shit but its not like she is ridiculously overweight or anything like that.
she would be fine if she lost like 20 pounds.
but why do fuck do people care this much anyway. She's a comedian, care about the bad quality of her jokes (she is fucking awful at comedy lets be real here)
stil lolled at healthy & strong tho
>>37312082
2/3 of Americans are overweight, yet having a chest gap makes someone look like complete shit
>>37312320
she looks pretty old too, what is she...35ish?
2/10 me all you want but she is far from a 10
>>37305323
Is she the one who raped a drunk guy in college, or the one who raped her little sister nightly for several years?
>>37305429
Dude, obese whales like her drain their bodies walking, which is why you see them start to wrinkle up, it's called fat-fuck-dehydration-and-exhaustion-syndrome. Their skin dries up then re-inflates, causing sac-like structures to form and grow on the body.
>>37312375
all women past 25 look like complete shit without makeup on, no one's saying she's a ten, but compared to the average woman i see in everyday life i would smash that
>>37312414
fuck average
this cunt probably thinks shes hot shit, dont feed her ego
>>37310069
Real pure Jews look like Arabs
>>37312414
>all women past 25 look like complete shit without makeup on
You poor Summer child.
>>37312491
>>37312320
>look at this ugly counter
Lost it
>>37312499
holy fucking shit, the ideal women
>>37312499
Sounds boring as fuck.
>>37312499
Looks like im moving to houston
>>37312552
Found the degenerate
>>37306077
>Once of the first things anybody from a foreign country is warned about is our sarcastic dry sense of humor.
Really?
I hadn't heard that. I find American tourists (I've never been to the states) to be very sincere and sarcasm appears to go over their heads initially.
Also true of most American comedy. I'd almost say I don't enjoy much American comedy exactly because it isn't dry. There's laugh tracks and pauses for applause constantly.
I don't particularly like Jimmy Carr, but that cunt is dry.
inb4
>cunt
>found the Australian.
Nice one, mate.
>>37312499
>rides horses
>not insane
pick one lmao
>>37305323
> Opening up a discussion about their physical appearance
Stuff like this is why women comedians will never be taken seriously.
Children.
>>37306642
>it's unfair
kek
>>37305429
> drinking
> smoking
> sedentary lifestyle
>>37308495
She's also a comedian, her job is to be sassy.
Plus, I'm sure her fans think she won that exchange, which means she's getting publicity and her audience will be impressed by how witty she was.
It makes total sense for her to respond. Now she's a storng and helthy womyn who stadns up 4 her self.
>>37308804
What if my mother converted?
>>37310458
Wouldn't even be attractive if she was thin.
>>37309134
>Russel Brand
He's not a comedian, tho?
>>37312644
Like Ivanka Trump did before her marriage?
Then you're a real Jew
>>37311203
>rash
wut?
>>37312570
I'll give you sitcoms being terrible for having a laugh track but those are least common denominator shows. The comedy shows without a laugh track are actually pretty funny.
Compare something like big band theory to new girl.
>>37312604
Look at the AVGN's video about why he won't watch the new Ghostbusters, and tell me why his being called a misogynist is fair
>>37312720
They better fucking not be.
>>37306608
no... but
>>37305323
Ss claims another victim
>>37312662
he does stand up, and it's fucking terrible
>>37312759
Already happened
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/05/the-sexist-outcry-against-the-ghostbusters-remake-gets-louder/483270/
http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a45007/ghostbusters-reboot-boycotts/
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/05/18/the-soft-sexism-of-hating-on-the-new-ghostbusters
>>37312861
Good fucking christ, does nobody see that the problem ISN'T THE CAST?
>>37312931
It's irrelevant. All that matters is the agenda
>>37312952
Is there a way to fight this shit without it turning into gamergate all over again?
>>37313023
There really isn't, at least in the foreseeable future. The movie could flop (hopefully it does), and the agenda would remain the same, and the nasally voices of the raging cunts would continue to whine on using the film's failure as a result of social failings. The best we can hope for is simply to endure. The shit will continue, but eventually the backlash will either implode on itself creating asinine levels of infighting, and/or continuing failures of these film and tv efforts could spell the death of this as the money no longer flows in to support this shit.
I have more faith in the former happening, but the latter is ultimately the better route
Jesus fucking Christ no lie I thought that was Will Ferrell in a bikini. What a chillingly ugly bitch.
>>37307579
Mirin biceps
>>37307579
>what's her bicep routine
> lift food from plate to mouth at alarming speeds until glycogen In muscle is depleted
>continue doing it anyway
Do this 7x per week for those sik gayns
Eventually you'll start running like Naruto because you can't even move your arms up from the sick workouts. Enjoy anime bitches' pussies.
>>37305454
>If I don't like them then they're Jews
>If I do then they're basically white
>>37313114
haha I can't unsee that!
>>37311441
For those who do not approve of this image.
You gay.
>>37312499
Horses are always a huge red flag. Either she's crazy, she wants to fuck horses (or already is), or both. Plus she still manages to sound so incredibly boring despite being insane.
>>37312414
>all women past 25 look like complete shit without makeup on,
only if the use makeup normally. Women who don't use makeup daily age far slower
>>37312552
Boring is good
Boring is reliable, it's the car that doesn't break down and has 15 airbags, it's the stable 70k a year income job that supports a family, it's the college degree that guarantees a good future, it's the woman who doesn't cheat on you with a certain pizza eating individual.
There is an old Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times". And these are very interesting times, boring would be nice right about now.
>>37313578
>Either she's crazy, she wants to fuck horses (or already is), or both
>Tfw I know several perfectly sane horse girls
>>37312499
>implying she'll ride you more than her horse
>implying she'll ever *love* more than the horse
>>37312499
Seriously though, horses are an expensive hobby. I wouldn't put it past her to be spoiled. You don't think she actually bought and paid for the horse, right? Its not a hobby many people get into in their adulthood, she's likely been riding since she was a child and her parents have been paying out the ass for her hobby.
If you married her you'd be adopting the horse and all its expenses and she wouldn't have it any other way, she's not just going to give it up.
IT EVEN SAYS 'LESS THRIFTY' FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>>37314217
Well, what's wrong with that? That's the reason you make money right? So you can keep your wife happy with her hobbies?
horse riding isn't even that bad of a hobby. It keeps her outdoors and out of reach of plebs and niggers.
>>37305323
DESU I don't understand why people attack a comedian out of ALL people about their body type
I mean comedians serve an important purpose in society, they make people laugh and they apply freedom of speech so royally and are allowed to do so for their profession but they serve 0 purpose as a role model
Now if she was a PE teacher or a personal trainer or something..
>>37314247
I think a lot of people would be off-put by the expense, and since she rides competitively its more expensive than average horse ownership. Its not the worst hobby but it is more of a lifestyle than a bit of side-enjoyment. Her profile mentions her equestrian habits in 6 different places, that's a lot. It's going to be a huge portion of her life and personality, it can come across as imbalanced or one-dimensional to a lot of people.
Beyond that, there is a reason her profile says 'less thrifty' and it wouldn't be just the horses. I'd be wary of making a life with someone financially irresponsible but we can only speculate so much about the specifics of her spending habits.
>>37314283
She's an ugly fat jew that the kikes of Hollywood and even herself try to pretend is pretty so we have every right to make fun of her
Also
>Comedians
>Being afraid of criticism and being made fun of
This is how I know she's not a comedian, granted women can't be comedians unless they're rug munchers anyway
>>37314354
To put this in perspective, the cost and upkeep on a horse for competitive equestrian riding can be compared pretty well to the cost and upkeep on a race car.
Shit's pricy, yo.
>>37312552
Agreed, plain as fuck
>>37305323
Hater is such a retarded word. It dismiddes criticism and inflates the ego. Fucking morons.
>>37309359
This, this is all i took from the post and... it's true.
So she knows she looks like a character that was purposely made to look hideous and masculine?
>>37312499
Looks like the kinda girl that wouldn't let you lick her asshole
>>37318441
Lick her asshole? You would get straight missionary with the lights out while she lays there silently like a dead fish.
>>37311497
Yeah you are right, she's totally below average and not really worth a fuck
>>37310069
white women have bigger tits, female jews are more manly
>>37312713
big bang theory and new girl are both fucking awful
>>37318441
>>37319579
You poor, poor ignorant bastards....
>you train your woman what to like
Jesus Christ man.
FOUDN THE BETAZ HAHAHAHahahahaaaaa.....
IN all seriousness I used to think the same way.
Next girl you are with do the dirtiest nastiest shit to her that she 'doesn't like'. Turn her into a dirty ass whore. You will all be happier for it.
>>37310487
>decent
>>37312320
The list of women this old I would fuck is a short one. This roastie ain't in it
>>37320794
Fuck you. New girl is funny and has muh quirky Katy Perry waifu clone.
>>37321610
You have it backwards, Zoey is the original adorkable. Katy Perry came after and is a clone of her.
>>37321610
>muh quirky Katy Perry waifu clone
He says that like it's a good thing. Katy Perry is better because of her higher test status
>>37314129
Maybe you are a horse guy.
>>37305323
>internet trolls Schumer
>Schumer takes the bait
>Schumer gives them more wood for the fire
women are stupid.
Jesus christ, she has John Lithgow's face.
>>37309158
the sluggish poison brutes that drops dung pies comes to mind
>>37314129
dog girls is where it's at, incredibly convient and dogs are man's best friend
does feel a little cuckoldy tho, but it's a different species, so it's alright.
I actually think my neighbour fucks her dog.
>>37308703
I just hate her because she steals jokes
>>37322409
bro, get that video camera out and camp outside her window, there's work to be done
>>37305911
Jo Brand
Sara Pascoe
Holly Walsh
Just some I like, senpai.
>>37308423
Sarah Silverman, and let's also mention that Cecily Strong was really funny at the White House dinner(whatever it is) a couple of years back.
>>37305460
I saw her comedy central special a few years back before she was in tv shows and movies. She was fairly funny, and her jokes didn't fall flat or anything. I don't remember her trying to come off as sexy in her routine, so >>37305637 may be onto something. At least about marketing.
>>37305847
The British long ago perfected sketch comedy, but anything else feels bizarrely ironic.
>>37312499
>she will never be yours
She can steal jokes but she can't steal beauty.
