Jason Blaha confirmed for mercenary. /fit/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNGJFPjcrng
Cliffs faggot
sounds fake as hell
>>37303160
let me elaborate actually
countless lies proven untrue over literally years of making stuff up on the internet, one video of an anonymous guy saying "yeah he was a merc lol" isn't going to convince a single person
>>37303100
Literally sounds like the guy is reading from a book.
>>37303100
Oh. A YouTube channel with 22 subscribers "confirmed" Jason was a mercenary. Well, that settles it alright.
Kek. That's fucking Blaha or one of his redneck relatives wearing a fake beard. It's so fucking scripted.
>>37303100
i dont know this guy, what does that mean?
Video without voice altering or face swirl.
It's even more obvious that he's reading from a script.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ZE9EAUftc
Uploads one video. This guy have any credibility?
Military talk and airsoft guns on your wall don't make you a mercenary
>>37303217
Kek, how much is blaha paying these guys
>>37303217
I think I recognize that guy from a pic of Jason standing next to two of his friends.
Can someone post the pic of them standing in front of that car?
>>37303254
>>37303262
Yeah, it kinda looks the guy on the right in a hat, sunglasses and fake beard. Maybe I'm just connecting the dots in my head. I don't know.
But I do know that vid is fake as fuck and honestly as embarrassing as anything Blaha himself has put out there.
>>37303254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4LoXr9W3Vc
even the fucking timer on the top right making it look like its some weird osama bin laden video from a fucking hole in afghanistan
hello i am a mercenary, like every mercenary i have weapons hanging on my wall, dress on a normal day like i were in vietnam and browse youtube vids of weird fitness faggots
>>37303100
This sounds like some kind of autistic fantasy someone who fantasizes about being a mercenary with no military background would write.
I'm surprised he didn't flip into a room with a katana and cut down the enemy combatants before exclaiming 'pshh, nothing personnel kid'.
The captain then called the president of the United States and said 'yeah this is nighthawk actual, we've secured the package sir, this crazy sonnovabitch just saved our asses'.
'Hey kid, what's your name?'
'Nothing like hunting armed men, call me Hemmingway'.
'God damn cap, wouldn't wanna be down range of that guy with a suppressed 308, you'd be dead before you knew what hit you'.
>That was in the late 90's, since then Hemmingway became a ghost, mainly working black ops jobs, real classified deep secret shit, not the kind of work you tell your family about... if you want to see them alive again anyway.
>Hemmingway always was one crazy motherfucker. Anyway not sure why people think this is all fake. My name is nighthawk and I'm a professional sniper and I can comfirm all this.
>>37303184
>>37303293
>>37303360
It's just painful
He wants people to think he's some amazing shot for some reason. He reminds me of Dwight(Robert deniro) in the movie This boy's life. All Dwight does is brag about how amazing he is with a rifle, but come competition time he does very badly and the girl wins. He even edited himself drawing a handgun(to make it look quick) and it was really fucking obvious lol
Also, this shit is straight from video games.
>doing contracts for guns and training
kek
This nigga was 300lbs as a teenager, I'm sure you were a high school assassin merc, I'm sure you were
>>37303360
>Anyway not sure why people think this is all fake. My name is nighthawk and I'm a professional sniper and I can comfirm all this.
It's literally blaha's buddy reading from a script bloohu has written himself.. Shit reads just like blaha speaks.
Retarded jew cunt just keeps lying his way into a deeper hole. I'd be surprised he can still see the sun at this point.
Deep and dark keks.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
How much did Jason pay his buddy at the shooting range to film this?
>>37303487
this.
Woah, he's a big guy
>>37303487
You don't have to pay for shit when you've got a sternum kick like Jason does.
>>37303487
He's banned from his shooting range, but someone on fitmisc pointed out the guy does look similar to a friend of his that was on the tactical channel, I don't feel like digging, but they even say the guns and location of video are Jasons
It's honestly sad. You can see what little mental health Blaha had slipping away from him.
This is so fucking hilarious.
Its obvious blaha paid this dude and he is reading straight off a script.
>>37303100
Triumphant return of swirl guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ZE9EAUftc
someone un swirrled his face and returned it to the guys original voice lmao
its over blaha
>>37303699
Lol how do people do this
>>37303100
>>37303217
Does Jason really expect people to buy this shit?
Why do people give Blaha the Hutt any attention at all? He's a sad fat liar that got in way over his head with internet shit talking.
http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html
>>37303217
"that's our boy hemingway"
>hemingway
What the fuck is this shit
I thank god every day I don't have Blaha's or Jason Genova's genetics.
>>37303776
It probably sounded cool in his head, you know every military badass has a cool nickname like Frosty or Psycho in the movies.
>>37303773
>http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html
topkek
>>37303773
>that pile of steaming hot shit
>benching 400 lbs
>ever
Autisimus pls
>Talks about classified missions
>Tells everyone how he can't go into too much detail
>refuses to shut the fuck up about being a merc
yeah, he's not one.
>>37303883
My friend was briefly with Academi/Blackwater after leaving Iraq. From what I gather, they just did a lot of police-type work and guarding random shitholes. Sounds like nothing to brag about.
So jason blaha is a stone cold killer? Dont wanna fuck with this guy then.
>>37303911
That's what being a mercenary is.
You literally act as armed security for non-government firms who are in foreign countries, usually in dangerous war-torn areas.
They're not some super-hero tier action heroes.
>>37303911
Yeah im assuming you wont shit ur pants if someone confronted you with an Ar15 strapped to teeth stfu pussy quit trying to act like a badass u aint shit faghot
>>37304099
Are you having a stroke, anon?
>>37303961
Sounds like fun
For real though, how hard would it be to become one?
Is military experience necessary?
>>37304099
blaha please go
>>37303277
holy fuck that black guy has mental issues, like seriously retarded
>>37303277
blaha is always mic'd
always
>>37304303
Except for when he's balls deep in the Bolivian jungle, hunting down Castro
>>37303100
Nighthawk, Hemmingway, Death Adder, Merc, these are all real nicknames that we used in the field instead of our real names.
When i was in Pripyat in the Ukraine back in 96 my call sign was Hex, our team was to seek out Imran Zakhaev, we had the british SAS and The Force Recon on your side, i didnt see Blaha there by the way, anyhoo, Hex was my name, i could shoot off 6 shots in a second and my kills where mainly head shots.
Zakhaev wasnt killed in the fire fight we had but i think it was Price that shot off his arm with M82 sniper rifle.
This is the first time ive actually spoken of my experience since my mom took my Modern Warfare game away
>>37304401
Lmao
>>37303100
>>37303277
0:46 holy shit the black guy is actually autistic
>>37304401
Kek
>>37304401
>mfw it's almost 10 years since cod4 came out
>>37304401
>Chernobyl
Christmas for the bad guys
Hemingway opened the door to the Black Hawk chopper over the war torn, ashen fields of Ngun-Ngyun'hai. The Delta Nightwing team had been on this top secret covert ops mission for 8 months now, most citizens of the Clinton-era America not even knowing that this small province outside of Laos existed. The young crackshot had been struggling to balance the mediocrity of high school and the thrill of mercenary combat for some time now, but it was the words of Ernest Hemingway - the author he got his codename from - that finally made him realize his true calling, "There is no hunting like the hunting of armed men." He was ready, Hemingway armed himself with his silenced HK .45 and his silenced G3 and drew his black and red KABAR knife and prepared to jump. His top demolitions-merc companion Dynamite realized what he was about to do and tried to dive over to him and grab him, though Hemingway had already taken the plunge into the night. "Did he have a chute?" asked a preoccupied soldier, "No, he doesn't need one." replied Dynamite.
The thrill of speed overcame Hemingway's fear of death, anti-AA rounds cracked and went "whoop" from the sonic boom by his camouflaged bald head as he lurched through the sky like a bird of prey, he raised his knife just in time and descended directly onto a haji's back, killing him instantly and breaking Hemingway's fall. The impact had left had left a warm splash of blood not unlike a Rorshach symbol upon his face.. his tongue lapped the dripping blood greedily, mercenary work was in the heart of the young warrior, this was what he wanted.
>>37304637
>"Did he have a chute?" asked a preoccupied soldier, "No, he doesn't need one." replied Dynamite.
>>37304637
new copypasta
>>37304637
Holy actual shit this is too fucking good
>>37304637
keep going man I'm edging so hard rn
>>37304637
>>37304401
>>37304637
>>37304637
Oh dear lord. Yez!
>>37303217
Sounds like Blaha wrote this guy a script
>>37303100
what is that fucking tube shit he's always sporting on his shirt, is that a cock detector
>>37304637
This is fucking amazing.
>>37304637
i get maybe a quarter way through the part with the blood and i just start fucking busting a gut
>>37305004
I'm guessing it's a mike.
>>37304637
>>37305039
Who's Mike?
>>37305076
Hemingway's real name.
>>37305076
mike chang
>>37303277
>that black guy is being completely serious
>jason blaha awkward laughing
>>37305076
Microphone you retard.
>>37303217
Oh god... he keeps digging his hole deeper and deeper.
>>37305755
>when the joke goes "whoop" like the snap of the sonic boom of a bullet over your heard
>>37303217
why d idiots still use the face swirl not knowing people can just unswirl it
>>37305840
Once upon a time, the sound of a joke whizzing past my head used to make me flinch.... but not anymore. You come at me again, you better be ready.
>>37305153
teeeeellllmeeeeeewhhhhaaiiiiiiiii
>>37303217
>>37303100
Fuck you Blaha you stupid bastard.
>>37307248
I can imagine Blaha actually saying that.
>>37307383
Blaha did say that
>>37303277
Reminder that even autistic black men can find love and you can't
>>37303100
So has anyone confirmed if this is actually Jason's friend from that car video?
>hemingway
What the hell kind of name is "Hemingway"?
How'd a muppet like hm pass selection?
Who do u lift for?
>>37303100
couldnt be more scripted
>>37308622
price pls go
>>37307908
Hmm... source?
>>37303100
that just sounds way to much like somebody reading cue cards. that's really funny
>>37303293
>it aint me starts playing
>>37303100
INNHUR CIIIIIIIIITY
>>37303100
I've only ever seen this guys name once or twice, who the fuck is he? Some kind of fitness personality? Guys in terrible shape, as for his claims about mercenary work, nobody who actually has done those kinds of things would talk about it to people, much less on the Internet.
Fun fact: my uncle is Scottish but moved to Jo'Burg in the 80's he was a qualified aircraft mechanic with the Air Force before doing private military work in Angola and Zaire in 94 before moving back home after my grandfather died, he has some cool stories
ORDER SISTY SIS JASON BLOHO
Jesus Christ exposed TV already found the copper guy and caught him lying in a phone call
He's friends with Jason and his gf on Feb
Holy kek
https://youtu.be/z_zozum5LsI
>>37310717
is that post real?
>>37307957
fuck
>>37310717
BRUUUUUHHHH
>>37310717
Top fucking kek
>>37310717
holy fuck
top fucking ments
>>37310717
The fact that he is friend with bloho and the fact that he was a mercenary is not mutually exclusive. Not trying to defend the fucker, but that vidio doesn¿t prove that the bearded guy is necesary lying
>>37310996
he said he haven't seen blaha in 16 years
they're friends on facebook and he got one of jason's gun on his wall
>>37310996
Did you miss the part where the guy said he hasn't seen "Hemmingway" in 16 years even though he's friends with him on facebook and friends with his gf.
>>37310996
Copper knows the host of exposed TV is calling him. He tries to lie, but can't keep his story straight. The video shows that copper is friends with Jason and this was a sad excuse to try and give Jason a merc background.
Also that Hemingway line was blatantly stolen from a movie.
>>37311002
>>37311011
To protect said that hr haven't seen bllaha to protect his identity?
nah im with you fampais i can eat all that bs.
>>37309911
Too fucking lazy to go diggin but watch the exposed tv blaha episodes or look up blaha cringe.
>>37303277
FORD literally gives 0% financing (but doesn't give you any cash bonuses) with shit credit. Its finance scam, they just charge the interest up front instead of knocking it off in cash bonus and charging it over the life of the loan.
Real ballers take the max cash allowances and bonus and get the fucking ridiculous 7+% interest rate and either refi with a credit union at 0% or close to it and or just pay it off in cash the 2nd month, but get that sweet sweet free cash bonus/allowance for financing.
Oh yea, I know this because I bought a focus in my early 20s. I didn't feel the need to gather my friends and family and make a youtube about it and brag about my big item.
>>37311201
im about to finance a car with shit credit, a down payment of 2000, and a cosigner with excellent credit. What are my best options? would a credit union be willing to refinance with shit credit?
>>37311376
Don't get memed into getting a new car, get something used and not that expensive
