Why can't you?
>>37297937
If you can't bench 110 pounds you should kys
because I'm natty
its leg day today
>Captain america
>natty
/fit/
What superhero can bench the most?
>No Hulk
>>37297937
He's clearly benching equipped in that picture. Not really a fair question.
>>37298041
magneto would cheat with his bald ass
>>37298050
fucking magneto
Damn his weights have a digital readout? Where can I get a set of those?
>>37298041
Goku.
*1110 lbs
>>37297937
>Not even touching his chest
What a puss. I would kill many to have his super soldier enhancement, however.
cap only trains chest
>>37297937
>1100 lbs plates
>2245 lbs total
>little more than 1 Ton for non muricans
>>37298041
Superman
>>37298179
Each plate is 1100.
>>37298179
>he doesn't know that a metric ton is the same as an imperial ton
>>37298179
>literally says 500 kilos right below that
>thinking non-muricans cant read
Captain America is not a real person
>>37297937
>that shit form
rip shoulders
>>37298041
All Might
>>37298041
in marvel: thor, hercules, silver surfer.
>>37298041
Silver Surfer.
/co/ here
>not bench pressing lmao1earth for 5 days
>>37298121
Actually that would be pretty revolutionary. Equipment that could track that, reps, etc.
>>37298382
>using machines instead of free weights
Sups confirmed for e-stating
>>37298415
There are apps that track movements using the built in accelerometers
>>37298127
>first said 110
>corrected to 1110
It's 1100, how's it feel to be a retard
>>37298382
Yes but superman was a /fraud/
That's a literal ton, m8.
Plus he's on a Super Soldier stack, that ain't even fair bruh.
>>37298041
Galactus desu senpai
>>37297937
Jesus look at how straight that bar is
>>37298438
Kryptonian master race genetics
>>37298510
probably made of vibranium
>>37297937
>wearing belt, gloves, and suit for benchpress
confirmed weakfag
>>37298170
He's a big guy
i only lift kilos, never pounds
>>37298041
Saitama or Superman.
Goku is not a superhero.
>>37298546
Yeah right. He's definitely abusing sunroids.
>>37298600
UUUU
>>37298338
>>37298367
I'm not a comicfag at all. Silver surfer is supposed to be strong?
>>37298041
one punch man
i'm sorry
There's so many fucking characters than can punch planets to shit and above it's not even funny so to answer your question a lot. For some natty regular human like characters, Polnareff can casually do over 200kilos with bad leverage while bleeding out and shit.
>>37298712
When the fuck Polnareff do that?
>>37298797
Sorry it was (at least) 120kilos not 200 and it was with on arm, against Ebony Devil. Also while running away from Cream he picks up a dresser and coach while running.
>>37297937
>elbows completely flared out
>head looking upward
>forearms falling towards face rather than being perpendicular with floor
>absolutely no leg drive
>girth of chest reduces ROM to mere inches
>calling this bullshit of a "lift" anything but literal shit
>>37297937
Looks like 1100lbs.
>>37297937
That shit says 1100 not 110 fucking imbecile.
>Clearly on super soldier serum AKA tren/test
>>37298415
>Equipment that can track that
You mean, track the weight? It already says it right on the plate. You can identify plates by size and color if they're bumpers. You need a digital readout? Are you retarded?
>reps
You can't count up to 20? You are retarded.
>>37298915
No like, equipment that can rerack itself so we can have one less reason to make a thread on /fit/
>Are you retarded?
What is convenience? Could be a LED right on the barbell just for that little reminder of how weak you are.
>>37298972
>being so poor you can't pay people to load and rerack the plates
Lmao'ing at your pathetic """"""""life""""""""
>>37298972
>equipment that can rerack itself
The fuck? Why are you so lazy?
>What is convenience?
You're too lazy to do simple addition and multiplication too? Get the fuck out of here.
>>37297937
Why does the weight have a screen on it? Can the plate change weights? How would that work?
>>37298992
>Work as a PT
>Make trainee rerack and unload plates
Get this, he pays to do it.
>>37298041
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him.
And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
>>37298998
>>37298992
I can't wait for automation to take your jobs as well. Are you fucking people that stupid to think I would suggest a PERSON? Jesus fuck who's the retard?
>>37299017
That reminds me of this janitor at my gym. He cleans up all the shit he doesn't like and does it for free
>>37299033
I didn't suggest anything except that you're a retard to not be able to calculate weight on a barbell instantly.
>>37299027
Yes actually, I could name hundreds, he's not even the most powerful character in his own series.
Although I enjoy the copypasta.
Of all the Superhero talk and no one brings up Dr. Manhattan.
No one can touch him.
Dude can materialize and dematerialize anything. He can destroy things with the wave of his hand. He can turn bullets to gas. He's an apathetic autist except when it comes to a grill. Just like all autists.
Fuck Goku
Fuck Superman
Fuck Captain America
Dr. Manhattan wins and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Why the fuck does Captain America have better form than 95% of the people I see at my gym?
>>37299088
[spoiler]Captain Atom The Spectre Franklin Richards[/spoiler]
>>37299088
TOAA there ya go, Manhattan is fucking dead, I'd even wager there's plenty of Superman's that could fuck his shit up let alone ones taht could do it easily like Cosmic Armor, fuck I'd even wager current Goku+Filler could blitz his ass considering how bullshit shit's gotten.
Manhatten is OP but only in the same vain as someone like Saitama ie there's still plenty of people who could kick his ass.
But this is /fit/ not weeb general.
>>37298041
KONO DIO DA
>>37299088
Doctor Strange can easily fuck him up you retard.
>>37299038
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free
>>37299133
At least 50~ tons is some swole shit but DIO is a gains goblin, someone like Joseph would be better.
>>37299133
Hank Hill would demolish Dio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4
>>37299124
He cant do anything to manhattan especially when he's basically a god and gods arent real. Only science
>>37298041
Batman could probably build mini hydraulic presses or something
Iron man could just jet thrusters
Superman in the newer movies seems to not be godly powerful, just some shit based on the sun and gravity (from man of steel and him jumping around and shit and the bad guys needed exomsuits and shit) I haven't seen batman v superman though and I heard it was shit
>>37299141
No he fucking cant. Strange cant do anything to him.
>>37299190
Neither of them are so you're full of shit already.
That'd be like saying
>Batman can beat any character
>Galactus
>No he can't because he's not super realistic while Batman kinda is
>>37299201
...
Dr. Manhattan has no real feats / advantages against Dr. Strange. Doc-fucking-Strange made Thanos worried even in IG, mindfucked Silver Surfer effortlessly and turned his Creators into cardboards ffs
Dr. Manhattan real feat? Killing Rorscharch.
>>37299201
Not even him but while Strange can lose to Manhatten depending on incarnation, at his absolute best could probably sorcerer supreme his ass out of existence before he can even react.
>>37299212
Galactus cant do anything to manhattan either.
>>37299234
Ultimate Nullifier, gg done.
And how fast is Manhatten anyway? Last I checked he was only FTL~
>>37298122
Goku isn't a superhero, you weeb trash.
>>37299027
All i heard wash chincg chong sasuke weeb
>>37299230
You cant get rid of matter. And that's what manhattan is. Manhattan only has to blink and destroys strange
>>37299227
Manhattans feats are travel across planes of existence. Travel through dimensions. Manipulate the very atoms that create all of the universe.
>>37299242
He can do whatever he wants. He travels to mars in less than a second. He can be in several places of the universe all at the same time.
>>37298041
Superboy Prime
>>37299227
Is there a website that has feats of various characters?
My first real exposure to comics was Thanos in Infinity Gauntlet
>>37299258
>Using the laws of physics against someone who literally uses magic
>>37299345
Manhattan can alter the laws of physics.
Suck it
>>37299297
This. Superboy Prime the goat.
>>37299323
Marvel wiki
DC wiki
Dark horse wiki
>>37299088
>Dr.Manhattan
>Lifting
He's not lifting by muscle contraction though, he's merely distorting the universe around the bar and weights to change position.
Therefore he has a 0lb Bench and is DYEL by /fit/ standards.
>>37299247
>being this much of a newfag
Doesn't matter because deadpool killed every marvel character as they exist in several alternate realities. After he realized how futile it was to destroy every comic book dimention he instead killed every literary hero that inspired comic books in the first place. All comic and literary universes exist solely in the memory of Sherlock homes who is locked in a pocket dimension.
>>37299412
He can alter physics and become swoll and lift anything he wants with his own strength if he wants to.
>>37299449
Ergo Sherlock homes can defeat dr Manhattan simply by forgetting about him.
>>37299449
Deadpool cant kill manahattan. He'll just turn him into gas and a non factor
>>37299456
Can he create a burrito so spicy that even he can't eat it?
>>37299463
>implying alan moore has been influenced by anything other than his insanity
>>37299477
Manhattan doesnt need to eat.
>>37299449
Somehow this post is the first thing I read today after clicking fit
>>37299027
What the fuck??
>>37299475
He already did by proxy. He killed the very concept of a hero by dimention hopping and destroying the classics. Thus Manhattan ceased to exist. (Except in the memory of Sherlock Holmes)
>>37298643
Gohan then.
>>37299514
Refer to
>>37299488
Deadpool couldnt even do that right. Manhattan can predict the future he would have stopped deadpool if it affected him in any way.
Try harder. Manhattan is the man suck his blue dick.
>>37299027
Every time.
>>37299534
If you think Alan Moore want influenced by existing comic books or would have written the same comic in the absence of the very concept of a hero then you are delusional.
Also Dr Manhattan doesn't deal with multiverses too much. He's a God in his own but is still a slave to the authors whims.
>>37299499
But he can do anything right? So he can eat if it's his wish. He can also presumably make a spicy as fuck burrito.
>>37298262
Metric babbies are so retarded I'm not sure if this is bait or not
>>37299278
Pretty sure the former was teleportation and the latter if true would be pdeudo-omnipresence which is good.
I've seen far better though.
>>37299534
It's too late for blue. It already happened.
Batman only natty superhero?
>>37299668
that is the cringiest thing I've ever seen and I don't even care to call shit cringy
>>37299777
Kinda sounds like a babby captain atom
>>37299824
Superman is natty though. He's just a different species. Like comparing human to a gorilla
>>37299780
jesus that looks stupid. not that the original was great but shit thats awful.
>>37299852
Just for you
>>37298415
I saw a barbell collar that's an accelerometer that connects to an app. Won't tell you weight but gives you bar acceleration reps etc
>>37300063
Then he stole the naught alums and slated Scylla thus erasing Galactus from existence.
>>37300124
In case you haven't figured out what I'm doing here. Comparing comic book characters that don't exist in the same cannon is dumb. Who's more powerful is always dictated by the authors whims. The deadpool killogy is literally a three book arc where deadpool kills every single literary hero either directly or by proxy. Does this prove that deadpool is the most powerful character ever conceived? Of course not don't be retarded. Deadpool gets his ass kicked all the time, but he killed your favourite superhero that one time.
>>37300124
>stole the nautilus and slayed Scylla
>>37298041
Rich Piana
>>37298041
My dad
>>37300063
the nautilus was shaped like a narwhal, plebs.
>>37299449
This shit sounds so fucking stupid
How can /co/ think they are better than /a/ fags? It's all shit. The lack of continuity and so many versions of the same hero in Marvel and DC actually makes it worse than shit like DBZ, at least that's consistent
>>37300424
It was from a non canon trilogy.
>Comics thread
RORSHARCH DID NOTHING WRONG
>>37300476
Rorschach was a retarded whiny bitch
>>37299088
He only wins if he wins in the future.
Otherwise he does jack shit
>>37299668
What's the reason behind these stories?
It's almost as if a lot of these comics are just bad fanfic a taken from online and drawn to production
>>37300509
Fuck you he was a survivor and a realist.
>>37298915
It could be a super high tech facility that uses electro magnets to create variable weight
>>37299144
So that pasta is now a sports bar? It began with a gym
>>37300528
>realist
He was the most idealistic baby of them all
>>37300513
It's a non canon spinoff trilogy. Basically a sanctioned fanfic.
>>37300554
What? How? If you want to compare ideals then better use Ozymandias or Doc Manhattan since they both want world peace or some shit.
Rorsharch just want people to be prepared for imminent nukes and the conspiracy to shut him up (which caused his life) to be revealed to the globe.
Rorsharch was a realist as much as the Comedian (who went the despair lane) but not idealistic as Ozymandias or Doc Manhattan.
>>37300442
If it's non canon, how can his "fears" be used as any form of bragging or comparison then?
The problem with a lot of non mainstream Marvel and DC is that there is no sense of character in the characters. Superman for example is so stupidly powerful there is no sense of realistic challenge. The damage done by the enemies also don't match up to the feats achievable by the hero who is "challenged" by the enemy in a fight
An example of a horrible character is Dr Manhattan (yeah I know he's not marvel or DC) begat kind of character can he really be if he can do anything. There is no sense of development or tragedy in the classic sense. How can something that is already an encompassed everything future and past be developed? What kind of challenge can there really be to someone who knows And can change the future and past? There is no such thing as any form of challenge. It's like when you play some game with a kid in school and he just keeps making up more powers every time you outsmart him, at some point it is not fun because there is no challenge, there is no fight, it's already decided. He won. It's not like you're watching a movie where you know the outcome, because the road to the outcome is at least interesting with the challenges and overcoming those challenges. Dr Manhatten has no challenges. It's kind of hard to explain why it is stupid actually because the concept of such a character is so inhuman not simple by physiology, but the logic is inhuman, almost ineffable.
However maybe the books with Dr. Manhatten are like the Bible in the sense that they are not directly about God, but everything else and the interaction with God, rather than God Himself or something. I dunno, the point is Dr. Manhatten is a lame
>>37300606
I meant feats not fears
>>37300584
>doc manhattan
>idealist
>>37300606
Manhattan cant change the future or past, he can do almost anything personally and see the future but only his own future.
The reason he doesnt give a shit is because for him everything that he has done is already done, he doesnt choose anything.
Becaue free will is an illusion caused by not knowing the future
>>37300584
>
Soon there will be war. Millions will burn. Millions will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution ... and there is so little time. -Rorstarche
>>37298041
Only acceptable answer
>>37298041
>
>>37298041
Venom (tho he's a villain).
>>37298041
>>37298367
THIS
>>37298660
Yes. Actually, he's the most powerful canonical superhero by far (maybe Alan Moore's Dr. Manhattan was equally powerful but we never really saw the full extent or limitations of his powers since it was a 12 issue story). Using the power cosmic, the Surfer can increase his physical strength to near limitless levels. Only Thor even comes close in the Marvel universe in terms of overall power. It's a shame they were both so powered down for their shitty Marvel movies. The Surfer in particular was treated like a fucking joke. You never saw his abilities to cast illusions, change size, read minds, manipulate matter and energy, travel through time, survive supernova explosions, travel through black holes, destroy entire planets, evolve life on a planet wide scale, move faster than the speed of light, etc. Also, he can travel without his board or create new ones if the old ones are destroyed, so it's idiotic to try to weaken him by separating him from his board.
A good test to see whether someone is a comic newfag or not is to ask a simple question: who would win in a fight, the Silver Surfer or Superman? A good comic fan will realize the Surfer can absorb all of the solar energy from Superman's body; or turn the oxygen around him into kryptonite; or turn Earth's yellow sun into a red sun, et cetera
Yeah, I know. I'm a fucking nerd.
>>37300091
That could be incredibly useful for checking bar path etc desu
Spawn.
>>37301736
Good shit man. I like it
>>37298050
magneto has never been bald, nor has is ass you stupid fuck.
>>37301736
Uhh what? All the 4chan nerds unanimously agree that Dr Faghatton is really weak for being all powerful, in comparison to the other god-like heros
>>37301825
i think magneto is a cool guy. eh reads peoples minds from his wheelchair and doesnt afraid of anything
>>37300269
my dad can outbench your dad
>>37299297
this guy knows whats up
>>37298041
>scooby1961
>>37297937
>Mfw when you'll never visit caps gym and get teased about your lmao2200lbs bench
>>37299027
Kek everytime
>>37299197
It's always been about the sun retard
>>37298992
>he lifts
>he's too lazy to load up his own goddamn plates
never gonna make it
>>37298596
Underrated
>>37298041
Superman benched te earth for 6 days straight and wanted more weight
This was when he was getting weak
>>37299088
I dunno senpai Franklin Richards created his own universe
>>37297937
Because I'm not a military experiment gone right
>>37298685
I'll allow it. how's the anime?
>downloading as we speak
Autism overload ITT
>>37297960
that's 1100 pounds.
on each side.
for reps.
>>37299008
The only way it could possibly work is if the weights were filled with compressed gas and the gas could be let out to reduce the weight of the plates. They could not however be made heavier again.
