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How long does it take to alienate those close to me by constantly pushing this product?
>>37296547
> 8 weeks
> lifestyle
M8 tell your agency that their copy is contradictory.
>>37296651
8 weeks
>>37296651
Who is pushing anything?
>>37296678
So why don't you try it?
>>37296547
wow, it's just like crossfit
>>37296699
I do crossfit as well.
>>37296719
Its fun. And I get to stare at hot women while I work out.
Cant beat it.
>>37296696
Why would I bother paying for a service with contradictory copy which advertises on a homoerotic art appreciation board?
>>37296817
Exactly. What do you POSSIBLY have to lose?
>>37296817
Additionally did you retards even research your demos? I assume you're after "time-poor young professionals who want to maje a positive chabge in their life but don't know where to start" or some generic wank like that. If so you're barking up the wrong fucking tree here. /fit/ mostly consists of socially awkward students/NEETs who live off hand outs and student loans and need to write a script to order pizza without having a panic attack.
As an ex-PR I honestly find how incompetent you are insulting. You literally copy pasted a half arsed media release without doing any fucking research into the audience. That's not even touching on how unprofessional astro-turfing in.
>>37296905
So, your going to try it right?
I mean, look at the response I achieved by copy/pasta.
>>37296949
I'm sure clients appreciate their brand being made to look like shit.
>>37296949
Tbh, I wouldn't feel bad about it working on anyone.
It's literally redistributing wealth from idiots to your own pockey
>>37296849
Time and money
