>he doesn't go swimming with his high test girlfriend
explain yourselves, all-talks
lol my dog looks better than that girl
>>37292031
swimming is for losers
>>37292031
i don't have a girlfriend
She can't swim, she's 2D AND black.
>>37292042
>god tier body, cute face
sure thing virgin cuck
>>37292085
She can swim faster than me
>>37292048
that's a dude
>>37292104
>She
>>37292150
>>37292111
bullshit
>>37292177
post her ass
She got a head like a worn out air force one
>>37292371
?
also
>he still hasn't posted his high test gf yet
>>37292031
>lol look I have a moustache XDDDDDDD
>>37292410
I'm saying, her head looks like worse than a busted up air force one.
>>37292449
How so?
>petite nose, eyes, head shape
>naturally rosy cheeks, etc
>>37292461
>>37292177
We're supposed to be fawning over your negress kinky haired bitch?
>>37292601
>getting this defensive over not having a high test gf
Spot the virgin
>>37292631
>kinky hair
>high test
Try again m8
>>37292031
pool's closed lol
>>37292666
>being an autist virgin
>high test
i cant swim and dont intend to learn it. Water is not a natural element to be in for humans
>>37292716
must be black
>>37292031
There are separate timings for men and women at the pool.
>>37292031
>go swimming
>get mired by almost everyone
>men tend to be friendly and ask for advice
>that full on homo guy who keeps looking at you will your eyes meet and then greets you with a big smile
>woman just look a lot, especially at your crotch
>some weird girl from that swims as a sport challenges me to a race, win obviously
>she continues to talk to me, obsessive nature
>just being friendly but she thinks she has a shot at me
>changing after swimming I hear a girl ask the guy she went with if he saw that guy with that incredible body
>guy answers visibly upset
more OT
Fat girls float, they dont swim
>>37292778
OP here
Feels good man
>>37292930
>those Germany trunks
>that DYEL body
>trying to show off your ugly GF
LITERALLY KEK
why'd you even post here, faggot?
>>37292930
Is this what people think is an incredible body?
Maybe I don't look as shit as I think I do
>>37292031
This thread is so funny it's giving me an erection.
Only one that thought ops girl in the first pic was pretty cute?
>>37292930
It's a shitpost, but it's a good one.
>>37292930
lmao
>>37293003
>Hasn't posted any pics of himself or his girlfriend yet
I remember when I was 12. Reported for underage
>>37292930
Jesus christ
>>37293003
>That girl
>Ugly
OP is DYEL, but you're a dumb cunt if you don't think she's cute as fuck. Especially with those freckles. Is she mixed race, OP? I'm Mulatto and have similar features to hers in certain areas.
Looks like /pol/ is leaking.
>sees picture of a girl that's probably 1/4 black
>FUCKING NIGNOG ETC
Yall will never make it.
>>37292104
I wasn't referring to your girl, I'm sure she can swim just fine.
What I mean is that I'm out of pocket for an iPad Pro and an Otterbox Defender case for it, plus the rental fee for the swimming pool, just because I wanted to teach my brown waifu to swim.
>>37292930
lol, you guys are pretty funny sometimes
>>37292042
Post dog
saw this on normiebook tfw no high test gf
Well for a start my gf is low test and the closest swimming pool near me isn't in walking distance
>>37292177
gross, seriously
>>37293549
mama nooooooooooooo
>>37293266
t. butthurt nigger
>>37293549
>wide back, unshapely arms, pigeon chest, small calves, small legs, barely wide hips, muffin top
yes, truly a magnificent specimen
>>37292031
post a pic of her ass you fucking race traitor
>>37292177
Mmm i bet those juicy lips would feel good around my cock
>>37293565
>>37293573
>>37293598
See you in your next tfwnogf thread on r9k :)
>>37293623
never even visited r9k
don't really know how disliking your nignog culture and dindu nuffin attitude relates to being a turbo autist
hell, I'm european even but you us niggers truly are trash
>>37293696
>randomly sperging out over nothing, getting everything in your post wrong
virgin confirmed
has one man ever been more defensive on the internet
>>37293696
Careful anon your autism is showing
>>37293707
what exactly is wrong about my post ?
and I responded to you, I didn't bring race up first
>>37293756
Nobody talked about anything about dindu culture or anything. It's almost like you meant to post on /pol/ but had a brain spasm and posted it here
>>37293781
I called a guy a butthurt nigger, he responded by saying I'm an autist, I responded by justifying my dislike for niggers
>>37292031
implying i'm brave enough to take off my shirt off next to a qt3.14 :(
being fat in my teens (6'2" ~300lbs) and having strechmarks all over my body is really f. w/ me
how can i overcome this fear? i think it's mostly in my head, as my body isn't that kind of a ruin it used to be
> pls halp
Shout-out to the Anon going around calling everyone a virgin who doesn't praise his average-looking waifu. I was going to make fun of him for being such an insecure pussy, but then I noticed how rustled Anonymous' jimmies are getting from "u r virgin" and decided he's the hero we need.
This thread is shit btw.
>>37293856
no1 cares about stretch marks, if you don't have loose skin you're fine
>>37293808
>implying you did any of that
yuroniggers everyone
>>37293808
I'll genuinely never understand this. Idk if you're shitposting but I'll ask anyway, why hate on a group of people base on generalized assumptions? You're literally hating poeple you don't even know without any reason whatsoever except 'all niggers and their fucking culture". Like, that makes no sense to me. Hate on them for what? Hate on individuals for what? Explain to me? Like you would just randomly hate on a black person you see walking by you? Without knowing single thing about them? That's crazy man.
>inb4 'nigger detected'
For the record I'm a 30 year old white male
>>37292177
>>37292410
>that hairline
>that everything
Don't miscegenate, kids.
>>37292031
>Swimming
>High test
Jesus anon, why do you want to make high test girls MORE whale-like?!
Can someone fill me in on this test meme
>>37293927
Testosterone = male = body mass
>>37293886
u srs?
when i lean forward i have loose skin on my belly, so ...
>>37293920
How is doing cardio going to make a woman more whale-like?
>>37292031
If i had a gf id go swimming with her just to get to see her in a bikini, cant get enough of that
That girl however...jesus. This guys dog looks better than her>>37292042
>>37294009
high test = fat chicks
Fat chick in water = whale
>>37293910
>>37294038
shit taste detected
>>37293906
crime statistics, welfare statistics, iq scores
these aren't assumptions
I wouldn't even care about it if they kept to themselves, but instead we have this bullshit that all ethnic groups are equal in every aspect and all this crying about police brutality and racism
I don't hate every black individual, it's just that there's a way higher % of blacks that I hate compared to asians or whites
I give all people a chance to earn my respect but I'm not surprised when a person of an ethnic group that is over represented in every negative statistic doesn't
http://spectrumofadistantdream.tumblr.com/tagged/me
what now, trap loving fags?
>>37294000
the average woman and man of my age group (millenials) looks like utter shit
don't stress about it too much
>>37293573
>>37293696
Do I look black to you dumbass?
>>37294147
fuck off tripfag
>>37294086
>shit taste detected
No need to get salty bro, just means less competition for you
By the looks of her youll be having none so thats good
beta bitch OP shilling for his oneitis ITT
>>37294159
Does it look like I have a pound sign anywhere? No?
>Kys you fucking kissless virgin
>>37294135
Um...no? most millenial males look awesome, are in great shape and are pretty tall
Source: made a fake girl dating profile and waited for messages
im black and that girl is ugly
sage for cancer thread
>>37294216
no idea where you live but here that certainly isn't the case, people that look like complete shit can still look decent in clothes
>>37294283
>being this jelly
>>37292930
Post twink boipussy
>>37294316
>those under eye bags
Would friendzone
>>37292930
>coalburning
>>37294539
Acting like you would be able to attract a girl anyways.
>>37292177
UGH RACEMIXING IS SO GROSS
NOTHIUNG IS MOE BEAUTFIUL THAN A PURE WHITE WOMEN
>>37294664
Enjoy your divorce and feminism
>>37294675
>implying black girls are any better
nignog, plz
>women
lul
Ill be enjoying my robot waifu soon you flesh loving scum.
>>37294690
I'm saying that you're an autist that's likely going to get cuck'd in a divorce when a girl finally settles for you lol
>>37292031
>>37292177
>>37292410
>>37294316
>OMG SO HIGH TEST CHECK OUT THESE FACE SHOTS
>STEY JELLY GUISE
Kys OP.
how is this /fit/ related
>>37294705
>implying you wont
>Implying id get married
If you want to lose half your shit you can just give it to me right now, i wont have sex with you either but atleast i wont nag you for years before you lose your stuff
Come on man, be smart
>>37292031
She would just get raped by the refugees, all they do is hang out at the public bathhouse, raping and molesting anything female. The afghans are the worst.
>>37294808
my woman is going to have 3-5 kids with me in a marriage that'll last 60+ years. We talk about it all the time.
OP here by the way. Get to my level son
>>37294808
NEETs don't really get married
>>37292930
Reported for posting nekked girl
>>37294106
You are fucking autistic
>>37294861
>my woman is going to have 3-5 kids with me in a marriage that'll last 60+ years. We talk about it all the time.
Oh you poor delusional faggot
>>37292930
That story is so fucking fake,faggot.You aren't even impressing 12 year olds with that and your bulge is tiny.Who are you kidding?
>>37292031
because i don't have a girlfriend
i don't want one but i want a female to hang out with
>>37293856
stretch marks will be there forever, i have it myself, in the beginning they were very red, but now I lost weight, am in a good shape.
to minimize it i suggest you: lose weight and every once in a while put some hydratant, with time it will get very thin and skin tone
nice shape with very discret stretch marks > fat ass with a stretch-clean body.
>>37292716
fucking kek
treating it like it's skydiving or something
swimming could save your life one day
>>37292195
that's a brazilian tranny mate
full homo
>>37292042
great idea to post pictures of your ugly-ass nigger trap in 4chan, way to go
idk how OP posts that his gf is high test but we can't even see the bod. fuck off.
>>37292031
shes ugly kys
I have a gd, but I'm scared to take my shirt off in public, so I haven't taken her to the beach or pool.
